Good ol' Career Day

Posted 12 March 2005 by

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Mike Dunford’s post the other day reminded me of an event a few years ago.

I am married to a 4th grade teacher in southern California.  Each year I do two days of “career day”  for a total of around 600 kids from Kindergarden through 5th grade.  I bring stone tools, and deer bones to pass around, and it is great fun.

I don’t teach archaeology to the kids- I talk about what archaeologists do for a living.  Career day is supposed to show kids about different careers- thats why it is called Career Day.  I also show them gadgets like a GPS, maps, etc… I also carry around a 500 page thick CRM report that nobody ever bothered to read.

This school might be exceptional, I don’t know.  Most of the presenters hang out together in the teacher lounge between sessions (actually that is where we have to stay).  While we are there, we get to compare notes and just talk to folks in jobs we rarely get to meet.  I have chatted with rock band guitar players, federal judges, M.D.s, chemists, cops, television camermen and “performance” artists all at the same table in the teachers lounge of an elementry school.  I look forward to it every year.  (One teacher’s family adds a lot to the mix- he brings in three of his brothers, a judge, and an MD, and a producer,  plus he leans on them for referrals).

Once a few years ago, this fellow was invited to also present.  His name tag said, “Mike *****, Preacher.”  I first noticed him because he wouldn’t return a smile.  Then I read his name tag, and I thought maybe this isn’t the argument I need today.

He didn’t come to tell kids about being a preacher, he came to preach.  And because he had seen my name tag, “Dr. Gary Hurd, Archaeologist,”  Preacher Mike (*Made Up Name* if you are out there) determined that he had to preach the evils of Satanist archaeology and ‘evilution’.  Several teachers became very concerned, and some students among those that had liked the bones I had showed them and so on, became actually worried that they would go to Hell. 

The Assistant Principal came and asked me if I was teaching about the “age of the Earth” or “the origin of life.”  I pointed out that neither of these were questions relevant to archaeology which was totally focused on humans and their nearest relations.  Plus, Career Day is about telling kids about what your job is (mine was learning about cultures from their material remains and teaching).  The AP next asked if I had heard of “Teaching the controversy.”  I was now a bit PO’ed, and I said, “Well, I don’t know about “teaching the freaking controversy,” but I do know how to teach the freaking State of California Department of Education curriculum guidelines, and if you want to talk about that I will.”  Now, bear in mind that I had met this guy (the AP)  several times at career days, at retirement parties, and such.  He was a nice guy, but I was totally ready to jump on him.  I had carefully avoiding anything not in the state curriculum for those grade levels.  (As I was also Education Director of a natural history museum with several thousand school visits per year, I was very dang expert on exactly what the state  curriculum guidelines ‘required,’ err ‘suggested’).

I found out weeks later (when the AP and I were out fishing- plus the even more signifigant executive- the head custodian) that “Preacher Mike” had insisted that if the “Evilutionist archaeologist” had been allowed to “preach Satanism” (ie evilution, and ancient (>6k years) Earth) this nitwit’s ‘obligation’ was to try and save the souls of these poor, poor children.  End the end, he was tossed off campus because he refused to agree to just talk about his job, and to stop trying to counter the “Satanist message” that existed only in his twisted imagination.

But, let’s consider that twisted imagination.  Mike the Preacher believes in a conspiracy against God, inspired by Satan, that has control of the American schools.  This Satanist conspiracy has as its agents all scientists and teachers  who are actively trying to corrupt innocent children through public education.  The fact that Preacher Mike was tossed out of Career Day only reinforced his paranoid delusion.

117 Comments

Gary Hurd · 12 March 2005

Let me add as a comment that using "dirty words" does not help your argument, and can easily be avoided. I don't feel like editing comments, so I will merely delete any that use the typical obscenity, profanity, or blasphemy.

You might be more creative. For example, at career days I get to point out to hundreds of little children that I am an expert on the study of ancient frass. In fact, (I think) I am the only expert on the study of ancient frass. So if I called someone a "fossil frass head," I could be the only expert in the world qualified to disagree with myself.

So you all play nice with the other kiddies- hear?

DonkeyKong · 12 March 2005

Irony

I have never been rabidly anti-evolution until I was exposed to evolutionists like the ones on this site.

I have run into rabid evolutionists before and chalked it up to a bad apple. However I have found the general public online has a much larger percent of rabid anti-creationism than I would have thought possible.

I was raised in a very christian family, my father is a scientist(microbiology) and I have never been taught that anything in the bible requires God to have not acted via evolution over 4 billion years. I believe that my father believes in evolution. I myself find myself talking as though evolution is correct but only in the scientific sense.

But when evolutionists start talking as though religion is the source of all evil, populated by ignorant boobs, and basically not acceptable in modern society. Which is pretty much what your example is about, creationists are bad because I had a bad parent teacher conference day....

That makes me white hot, smoke out the ears mad......

When I see that evolutionists have basically put their eggs into the basket of trying to brainwash my 5 year old neices and SETI sponsered grade 3-9 teaching materials...Calling them names if they believe in God etc....

Why?

Because evolution can't stand on its own? If it really was this juggernaught of science as you have deluded yoursleves into thinking then you could explain it to adult children like you do with all higher science, like quantom mechanics, electromagnatism, relativity, etc etc etc.

Why is a large part of the anti-creation mindset attacking the individuals that believe in 7 day creation? Do you feel better when you bully them with superior arguments than you do when I bully you with superior arguments?

Its ironic really we have all become the mirror image of what we oppose.....

Wesley R. Elsberry · 12 March 2005

But when evolutionists start talking as though religion is the source of all evil, populated by ignorant boobs, and basically not acceptable in modern society. Which is pretty much what your example is about, creationists are bad because I had a bad parent teacher conference day . . . . That makes me white hot, smoke out the ears mad . . . . . . When I see that evolutionists have basically put their eggs into the basket of trying to brainwash my 5 year old neices and SETI sponsered grade 3-9 teaching materials . . . Calling them names if they believe in God etc . . . . Why?

Eh? I didn't see anything in Hurd's tale that extrapolated from the bad behavior of one individual to all Christians. And I certainly don't see anything supporting the notion of calling kids names for believing in God. I'd be all for disciplining any teacher who would do such a thing. But I don't have to invent hypothetical bad behavior on the part of antievolutionists in schools... there are all-too-real examples.

Still, there are many smaller conflicts that are beyond her reach, many of which involve individual students. In the spring, a seventh-grader in Edmond, Okla., was branded "Monkey Girl" by her classmates because she wanted to learn about evolution. NCSE wrote a letter on the girl's behalf, asking the principal and the teacher to respect her request and to curb the peer harassment, but to no avail. The family eventually moved to another school district. San Francisco Chronicle

Students who are part of a small group known as the "fundies" --- fundamentalist Christians --- call her a lesbian, he said. "The bullying has escalated to the point of tripping," the father said, adding that other methods of harassment include "shoulder slams," planting tacks on chairs and writing with pens on victims' bodies. [...] She said her daughter was singled out for harassment because she is tall and openly rejected Creationism. The girl endured shoulder checks, tripping in the hall and other physical abuse, the mother said. Some students called her "ugly" and said she was a lesbian. Lafayette News Online

I don't have a problem with anyone who wants to believe in 6-day, young-earth creation. I do have a problem if someone who believes in 6-day, young-earth creation wants to take up part of a science class to pretend that their belief has scientific legitimacy. That's wrong, quite plainly and simply, and that's something that I will oppose vigorously and in the conviction that I am doing the right thing. And the pretense that bullying of the sorts reported above is being done to honor Christ should fill Christians with a sense of wrongness. I know that's the case for me. The kids aren't likely to be inventing this sort of bad behavior out of nothing. This sort of thing follows quite naturally on the heels of adult disrespect and intolerance for other views.

Bill Ware · 12 March 2005

DonkeyKong,

We show our love for God by increasing our knowledge of His creation through the study of science which includes biology and the theory of evolution. To deny the reality of what we discover about the world and the universe through science is to show disrespect for the very God Who brought these realities into existence.

Evil is the lack of the knowledge of God. We are all imperfect and fall far short of knowing God fully. Increasing our knowledge of God and His creation does Him great service. Promoting ignorance does just the opposite.

You can revel in the knowledge of God's creation or wallow in the evil of ignorance as you wish. Just don't complain about those of us who prefer the former to the latter.

NelC · 12 March 2005

DK, those accusations are completely without base. Scientists, including evolutionists, post interesting stuff from their work and life on this site, and then people like you with their axe ground on the wrong end attempt to derail any discussion about the posts with your bag of evil debate tricks.

The good folks here don't like paranoids spouting their bile all over these threads, they don't like being accused of being liars and conspirators, they don't like wilful ignorance, they don't like being accused of being the aggressors in this war of ideas -- in short they don't like you. Please go away.

The Messenger · 12 March 2005

[End the end, he was tossed off campus because he refused to agree to just talk about his job, and to stop trying to counter the "Satanist message" that existed only in his twisted imagination.] And once again the evil Christian is maligned without a voice. Too often on this web-site.

Buridan · 12 March 2005

I'm starting to change my mind on the whole school voucher thing. Instead of offering them across the board, however, they should be available only to those who have religious objections to public education and only "redeemable" at religious schools. That's where the voucher movement began and why not give them what they want?

Ah, but that wouldn't stop the religious nuts now would it. Their agenda has never been about what's being taught to their kids and vouchers have never been about getting a better education. Here's a quote from fundamentalist Robert Thoburn that says it all:

"Christians should run for the school board. This may sound like strange advice. After all, I have said that Christians should have nothing to do with the public schools. What I meant was that Christians should not allow their children to have anything to do with public schools. This does not mean that we should have nothing to do with them. As I have already said, we should have lots to do with them during school bond elections. Our goal is not to make the schools better.... The goal is to hamper them, so they cannot grow -- grow in evil (drugs, promiscuity, abortion advice, etc.), grow in expense, and (if possible) grow in enrollment. Never lose sight of this long-range goal. Our goal as God fearing, uncompromised... Christians is to shut down the public schools, not in some revolutionary way, but step by step, school by school, district by district."

Buridan · 12 March 2005

Hey Messenger, why the hell do you think "the Christian" is entitled to a voice on the Panda's Thumb? The fact that you people are even tolerated here is a gift. The folks running this site are under no obligation to allow you a voice. Quite frankly, I'm a little surprised they tolerate as much as they do.

Can't you get it through your thick scull that you're a guest here! It's like marching into to someone else's home (uninvited) and bitching about their curtains. If you don't like it just leave!

Ed Darrell · 12 March 2005

Gary,

It's a sad story, really. Here you are doing a great job, giving kids good information and getting them excited about a great career spreading knowledge, and a guy who doesn't know you, doesn't know much about your job, but knows you're a scientist assumes without justification that you're teaching evil stuff.

And then, after that spectacular show of bias, DK makes the same assumptions!

DK: The issue is probably the most important one in this discussion about what should be taught to kids. It's made more difficult because the issue is really about what people assume that isn't true, and how they act on those self-made modern myths.

That's where we need to fight the battle. My "evolution" news search today turned up a couple of letters in the Williamsport (PA) Sun-Gazette. The letter today was from a guy who argued that evolution is pure evil -- he called evolution the "excuse" for Nazi atrocities, and even of genocides committed before Darwin was born. The author didn't hesitate to call evolution a creation of Satan.
(See it here: http://www.sungazette.com/letters/letter_details.asp?letterID=3905&postdate=3/14/2005)

Cool reason won't sway that man from his views -- he didn't get there through the door of education and reason.

DK, your father may be a rational Christian. Good on him for that. He's in the majority among Christians. Thank God.

But the vocal minority of unreasoning and unreasoned creationists is very loud, very demanding, and they won't stop at simple falsehoods to enforce their view that science is evil.

Are you Christian, DK? If so, do you not agree with me that, as Christians, we have a duty to stop such unreasoned, unrighteous actions by Christians?

Cody · 12 March 2005

Irony

I have never been rabidly anti-Christian until I was exposed to Christians like the ones on this site.

I have run into rabid evangelicals before and chalked it up to a bad apple. However I have found the general public online has a much larger percent of rabid anti-evolutionist and anti-science than I would have thought possible.

I was raised in a very Christian family, my father is a Christian and I have never been taught that anything in the Bible requires God to have not acted via evolution over 4 billion years. I believe that my father believes in evolution. I myself find myself talking as though Christianity is correct but only in the Biblical sense.

But when Christians start talking as though evolution is the source of all evil, populated by ignorant boobs condemned to hell, and basically not acceptable in modern, Christian society. Which is pretty much what Donkey's example is about, evolutionists are bad because Donkey had a bad experience on the web.

That makes me white hot, smoke out the ears mad . . . . . .

When I see that Christians have basically put their eggs into the basket of trying to brainwash my relatives and students with pseudo-science...Calling them names if they believe in Darwin etc . . . .

Why?

Because creationism and ID can't stand on their own? If it really was this juggernaught of science as you have deluded yoursleves (my sleeves?) into thinking then you could explain it to adult children like you do with all higher science, like quantom mechanics, electromagnatism, relativity, etc etc etc. (there are apparently some really intense elementary schools out there teaching "quantom mechanics")

Why is a large part of the anti-evolution mindset attacking the individuals that believe in natural selection? Do you feel better when you bully them with threats of hell than you do when I bully you with superior arguments?

Its ironic really we have all become the mirror image of what we oppose . . . ..It's funny, because I was never rabidly anti-Christian until I was exposed to the Christians on this site. Like Donkeykong.

Great White Wonder · 12 March 2005

DonkeyKong, a well-known liar, launches another

When I see that evolutionists have basically put their eggs into the basket of trying to brainwash my 5 year old neices and SETI sponsered grade 3-9 teaching materials . . . Calling them names if they believe in God etc . . . .

A fabrication on DK's part. Again. What is the point of granting this immoral creationist liar access to every thread on this blog? It would be refreshing for a change to hear a fundamentalist apologist speak out against nutjobs like Mike the Preacher instead of essentially echoing Mike the P.'s sentiments. Refreshing ... but not expected any time soon. [note: this post self-edited to reduce vitriol to perceived comfortable levels]

DonkeyKong · 12 March 2005

Great White Wonder

"DonkeyKong, a well-known liar, launches another"

See its the HS teachers that use McCarthy talk like this that scare rational people.

I am sorry but the evolution/ anti-creationism movement has moven into the realm of the McCarth/Hoover/Stalin etc etc etc. You are literally planning how to brainwash other people's kids at as young an age as possible. If you had the power I believe you would start to put the non-kool aid drinkers in camps, those who can go to college and those who cannot etc etc etc.

Real science can defend itself with real science. Real science can wait till college. Real science is immensly powerful and can be dis-believed only by those who question reality. Your problem is that many very educated people who are very smart also don't buy into evolution at the level you seek.

If you were talking to the HS kids with facts and only facts I wouldn't have a problem with that, but you editorilize.

You don't teach quantom in Gradeschool things like schrodinger's cat and the vast philosophical and moral delima's of quantom physics. Are you anti-science zelots with a beef against quantom physics? Or are kids not ready for certain types of adult delimas?

Likewise trying to brainwash kids at a very young age with a theory that doesn't stand up to critism in the same way that the vast majority of other science does is wrong.

When someone specifically targets kids in their attempt to sway public opinion and uses McCarthy tactics like the above gem, or the evolution is SCIENCE don't question it. Or all the PHds believe in evolution don't question it etc etc etc. These are anti-science teachings you are supporting real science can simply state the facts and let real scientists make up their own mind.

I am not against evolution's supporting data being taught in school because those finds are facts. I am not against explaination that one theory that explains most of that data is evolution. But what most of you want, crave and seem to NEED on some sick moral level is to teach that there is no other alternative. That is simply not science, nor is the lack of exposing the weaknesses in evolution science.

It appears to me that the reason that science has on this issue chosen to endorse evolution so strongly is because if you accept that there is no other higher being in the universe then you eliminate most of the alternatives to evolution. Most of the strongest supporters of the anti-creationism movement have made that religious choice to be athiest as opposed to agnostic or a believer. An athiest is an active disbeliever which is a religious choice and should not be given preferrence in school now matter who it is that expresses it.

There seems to be a deluded notion that science which has not been supported by Jewdaism/Christianity for centuries and owes a large amount of its current success to being defended by christians who would not tolerate ignoring Gods science laws for the current dogma of the time. It is not an accident that science has been thriving longer under Christianity than under any other system, Christianity is the most pro-science enviornment in the world.

Evidence the athiest enviornment where questioning is critised, dogma is raised to the level of sacrosanct and dissent is opposed by trying to brainwash little kids.

Gary Hurd · 12 March 2005

Following the link Ed provided, I noticed this lovely "christian" message, One nation under God! which advocates physical violence aginst non-Christians.

DaveScot · 12 March 2005

"openly rejected Creationism"

She learned a valuable lesson. Do not be a lone voice openly attacking the beliefs of a large group, in their physical presence, without an exit strategy.

DonkeyKong · 12 March 2005

Great White...

When you tell a story about an individual and attach him to a group you are really telling two stories.

One about the individual which I don't defend one bit, unless the author was less than honest about his presentation which I do not have sufficient support for or against. I can imagine an evolution presentation that would be unsuitable for school due to anti-religious insingations that are not scientific, again I have no evidence for or against the author giving that presentation except his word that he didn't and the pastors reaction as though he did. Given enough examples using different people for both roles I am sure a rational person will see that sometimes the story teller is the villian and sometimes the pastor reacting is the villian. Again I make no judgements regarding who is right as I simply do not know one way or the other.

Second about the group. The above story wasn't about Mike the jerk in my town. It was about "Pator" Mike. When you paint an individual portrait thats between you and Mike but when some of the ink ends up on me then its my business too. As such I expressed why a rational person such as myself who is basically not opposed to evolution becomes as anti-evolution as I have and how my anti-evolution stance is very similiar to the anti-creation stance in that both have a foundation outside of science.

Science makes no judgements, it predicts future information. Once science has been shown to consistently in every permutaion predict a set of future information flawlessly then it is often applied backwards but for that we should use a different word because forward looking science and backward looking science have dramatically dramatically different batting averages....

DaveScot · 12 March 2005

NelC

Read the welcome message. Panda's Thumb's primary mission is to be critical of the so-called antievolution movement. The fact that antievolution comments are allowed, near as I can tell, is so that it doesn't become an incestuous mutual admiration society. That's a good thing. It shows, contrary to popular belief, that evolutionists aren't ALL about censoring opposing views wherever they find voice. Evidently they only want it censored in 9th grade biology classes and peer reviewed science journals...

Buridan · 12 March 2005

Dave, your attempt at playing the martyr is really pathetic. You must enjoy it because you keep coming back for more.

In any event, I would really like to see your exit strategy in action. And don't let the door hit you on the backside on your way out.

Dan S. · 12 March 2005

"Real science can wait till college. "

Are you KIDDING? What next - real math can wait 'til college? real history can wait 'til college? real reading can wait 'til college?? That's absurd! And why should science education be the exclusive preserve of the college educated?? Yes, you're a troll, but even trolls have standards . . .

. . .well, they don't, I guess is the point, but still . . .

If anything, we need better science education earlier, at the point when kids are more naturally scientists in a way . . .

"If you were talking to the HS kids with facts and only facts I wouldn't have a problem with that, but you editorilize."
Kinda like that O'Reilly nonsense a little bit ago (though that was much worse) - science education isn't facts and only facts. Can you imagine any class that was facts and only facts, without any "editorializing"? Feh.

"You don't teach quantom in Gradeschool things like schrodinger's cat"
Nice kitty . . well, evolution is really a high school topic. It's also the fundamental idea behind all of modern biology. Plus, it's not as conceptually screwy. Also less likely to lead to the needless tragedy of pet cat deaths . .

" But what most of you want, crave and seem to NEED on some sick moral level is to teach that there is no other alternative."

At this point, there doesn't appear to be any real scientific alternative. If one pops up, it'll get taught at the hs level, though probably with the inevitable lag time, once it convinces the scientific community. Read up on the history of plate tectonics. Why don't you folks understand this??? Why do you seem to want, crave, and NEED on some sick moral level to believe that your view is being unjustly oppressed by an evil conspiracy? Seriously.

"It appears to me that the reason that science has on this issue chosen to endorse evolution so strongly is because if you accept that there is no other higher being in the universe then you eliminate most of the alternatives to evolution"

Well, there's still the 'Powerful Aliens Did It!!" theory . . .
Your formulation doesn't make sense. You seem to want to say that science is endorsing *atheism* so strongly because then you eliminate most of the alternatives to evolution (which doesn't even describe Dawkins, I think). Or possibly that science has a vested interest in atheism therefore it endorses evolution which . . etc. Huh? Conspiracy theories again. Face it, science is endorses evolution so strongly because as far as anyone can tell, it's the best scientific explanation. Science is an integral part of America's rise as a world power. Why do you hate America?
(Look, I'm sick right now. It messes up my sense of humor)
You have heard that evolution and belief in god/gods is not mutually exclusive, right?

"An athiest is an active disbeliever which is a religious choice and should not be given preferrence in school now matter who it is that expresses it. "
As an athiest - crap, now I'm misspelling it! - atheist, I'm very, very careful about this. If I were to attack students' religious beliefs or try to promote atheism as a belief system, I *hope* I would at best be placed in notice, and, if I made a habit of it, certainly dismissed.
I think this is a case of projection. Some kinds of religious people, like Messenger on the other thread, would like nothing better than to spend lots of time in the public schools preaching the Gospels constantly (with words), in any subject where it could be possibly invoked, so they assume that all atheists would do the same thing. Silly people! -Although now that I think about it, I find it rather insulting in a way.

"Most of the strongest supporters of the anti-creationism movement have made that religious choice to be athiest as opposed to agnostic or a believer. "
Hmm. Is that actually true? It seems vaguely logical - that people who have both scientific and 'religious' objections to this nonsense would be most vocal in attacking it - but you might get a lot of folks who are apalled at what damage the uninformed are doing to their beliefs, and concerned about people rejecting religion because it becomes even more closely associated with this sort of medieval anti-modern knownothingness.

"There seems to be a deluded notion that science which has not been supported by Jewdaism/Christianity for centuries and owes a large amount of its current success to being defended by christians who would not tolerate ignoring Gods science laws for the current dogma of the time.  "

Grammar-checker, DonkeyKong, grammar checker. It may save your soul (especially if God is really picky about these sorts of things - although given that He apparently used singular "their", I guess not.

And it's Judaism. If you have to get it wrong, Judyism is at least cute. Jewdaism sounds like something you'd find in a badly spelled anti-semitic rant . . .

You are expressing, however poorly, a really interesting question - how much was the development of modern science influenced by the concept of a comprehensible, predictable universe organized by God's laws. However, now that you've touched it, it's mother won't take it back, so that intriguing bit of historical speculation will now wither and die from lack of attention. Good going, DK!

"Christianity is the most pro-science enviornment in the world."
Sometimes, Donkey. Sometimes. Now where did I put that Indigo Girls tape . . . ?

"Evidence the athiest enviornment where questioning is critised, dogma is raised to the level of sacrosanct and dissent is opposed by trying to brainwash little kids."
I don't know about brainwashing, but somebody needs a good cerebral scrubbing, preferably with soup and warm water - maybe it will help loosen some of the gunk. Or at least help with the spelling and grammar?

DonkeyKong is a very appropriate name for the whole anti-evolution effort, bringing to mind the oldy-but goody of a game where poor Mario just trying to climb a little higher constantly has to dodge barrels being tossed at him for no apparent reason. You could read the whole thing as an allegory - but I'll spare everyone from that horrible fate and just post this . . .

Messenger · 12 March 2005

Buridan, Thank you for the gift of your tolerance. I have learned a lot from all of you here, not about evolution, but about evolutionist. I will go away quietly. The Messenger

Buridan · 12 March 2005

Thank you. Dave, it's your turn...

Greenman · 12 March 2005

DaveScot wrote: "She learned a valuable lesson. Do not be a lone voice openly attacking the beliefs of a large group, in their physical presence, without an exit strategy."

Yeah, let's not forget what happened to the thousands of folks throughout history who made the mistake of rejecting Christian dogma. Burning, hanging, stoning, torture, maiming, excommunication, etc, etc. I suppose this young lady got off fairly easy. And I didn't see anything in the post suggesting she was "attacking the beliefs" of anyone. Rejecting something doesn't necessarily constitute "attacking" it.

It seems that DaveScot thinks the type of treatment this girl received was perfectly acceptable and reasonable. I can just picture the sneer on his face as he made that post. I pray that DaveScot doesn't someday find himself in the minority of a group displaying a tenth the intolerance of Christianity throughout history.

Incidentally, I proudly display a Darwin Fish on my vehicle right in the heart of Jesus Fish country and I have had my views (understanding and acceptance of evolution theory) thoughtlessly and visciously attacked. Without exception it has been painfully obvious that those doing the attacking hadn't the slightest understanding of the theory nor any intention of trying to understand it. Their unquestionong minds were simply locked by their dogma.

I can't remember who said it but they said it well, "God, protect me from your followers."

Ken Willis · 12 March 2005

I recently listened to a 6-hour lecture titled The Theory of Evolution--A History of Controversy by Edward J. Larson of the University of Georgia. It was on CD's produced by The Teaching Company. Professor Larson is a lawyer not a scientist, and the subject is history not science. Nevertheless, for a layman such as myself I thought it was great. He covered the history of all the various anti-evolution movements and has a good command of the science involved. I found out that I was lucky to have been in High School during the years 1959-1963 because those years were a brief hiatus from anti-evolution forces and evolution was taught openly during those years.

What was most enlightening for me was that the current anti-evolution arguments are not new. So-called "Intelligent Design" is really just a bit of old-time religious creationism presented in the language of modern bio-chemistry.

I'm a proud member of the vast right wing conspiracy myself but I am saddened when my fellow right wingers fall for the dishonest pandering made to them by the likes of Demski, Behe, Johnson and Wells.

darwinfinch · 12 March 2005

The self-declared Xians who attack the information on this site have never been less honest or persuasive than on this thread.
How DO these trolls live with such hypocrisy? I can only believe they enjoy it, since their tone rings drips with an almost evil insincerity.
We're into a space here similar to Twain's in describing the (no doubt sincere, if completely hypocritical) attitude of the leaders of Hannibal when he was a child in defense of slavery, "How could they lie so? The result of practice, no doubt.

These Xians are the ones who abuse Christ's teachings to a degree impossible for a non-believer. They can, with a smirk, cast the first stone, and many, many others (from a safe and anonymous place, counting on the "sense of fair play" and "respect" of their opponents) while always claiming suffering on a scale Jesus himself perhaps never approached due to the mildest response, or the most minor burst of anger.

Have these sad, grinningly vicious masks of people nothing in life to cherish and enjoy? Do they take no pleasure in discovering exactly how fascinating the Universe and their own minds are? Are they so proud, or so afraid, to see Humanity as a small, if interesting to itself, part of what exists?

None of these are rhetorical questions. The three self-declared critics of "evil Evolution" on this thread cannot understand them. In their pride.

Your Conscience · 12 March 2005

These posts are all the same:

1. Science is good and honest
2. Evolution (the all encompassing metaphysical theory)is science.
3. Therefore people who question evolution are bad and dishonest.

The Comments:
1. The open-minded sceptic - "Hey guys, maybe evolution has some scientific validity issues? Maybe we should recognize its limitations as a theory?"
2. The Darwinian Fundies - "How dare you question science. You must be a troll. It's too late for you, but give us your kids and we will 'educate' them"

"Woe to those who call evil good and good evil" (somewhere in the bible)

Darwinian Fundie · 12 March 2005

Hey, Your Conscience -
How dare you question science.  You must be a troll.  It's too late for you, but give us your kids and we will 'educate' them.

Grey Wolf · 12 March 2005

Weird. My consciense usually doesn't try to lie to me. Not to mention that normally uses my native language. I wonder if this is, in fact, yet another fundamentalist hoping against all reason that if he claims often enough that evolution is not the closest theory to what is really going on, it will eventually be true? But the Powers That Be In This Forum have asked to try a simple test, which I have liked. Go read TalkOrigins ( http://www.talkorigins.org ). Once you've been there and read everything (I managed in under two months, but I admit I didn't read through much of the fine detail of the longest articles), and still feel that you have a point, be back and explain it.

Until you do, your straw man is only laughable. There are scientific sissues with evolution, and everyone here (that aren't trolls) admits it. Just not the ones you'd like. Just because scientists aren't sure just how important geographical separation is to evolution compared to other mechanisms, it doesn't make facts like speciation or common ancestors any less proven beyond all but the tinniest sliver of doubt (which remain in all sciences).

Please prove that you're not going to be yet another troll.

Hope that helps,

Grey Wolf

Your Conscience, ca 1632 · 12 March 2005

These posts are all the same:

1. Science is good and honest
2. Heliocentrism (the all encompassing metaphysical theory)is science.
3. Therefore people who question heliocentrism are bad and dishonest.

The Comments:
1. The open-minded sceptic - "Hey guys, maybe heliocentrism has some scientific validity issues?  Maybe we should recognize its limitations as a theory?"
2. The Galilean Fundies - "How dare you question science.  You must be a troll.  It's too late for you, but give us your kids and we will 'educate' them"

Great White Wonder · 12 March 2005

Donkey Troll

As such I expressed why a rational person such as myself

That's pretty funny.

who is basically not opposed to evolution becomes as anti-evolution as I have

Not much rationality there ...

and how my anti-evolution stance is very similiar to the anti-creation stance in that both have a foundation outside of science.

Ah, the 100% bogus assertion to top it off. A classic troll sundae. I'm not a fan of organized religion, Donkster, but creation mythologies are actually sort of interesting and their existence is probably the most benign aspect of most religions. I prefer the Popol Vuh, personally. Of course, when fundamentalist Guatemalan natives start showing up at the highest levels of political office in our country and start invoking the Popol Vuh to justify gay discrimination and argue that scientists are deluded morons, I may change my tune. I don't anticipate that happening in the near future and, yes, that is intended as a critique of the Johnsonite Christians who colonize the so-called Discovery Institute.

David Heddle · 12 March 2005

If the story of Pastor Mike is true, then as a conservative Christian I for one would without reservation condemn his actions. His manners are bad and his theology is seriously flawed (A preacher cannot save anyone's soul. Besides, Satan is not after anyone's soul--what would he do with it? There is no such concept as Satan battling for human souls in the bible. In fact, Satan has to ask permission to mess with Job or Peter.)

That said, I have to say I view the entire account with skepticism. It's just too darn convenient, and I have read too many convenient anecdotes of encounters with fundamentalist preachers on this site. Too many descriptions of "I walked away from Christianity when I heard a preacher preach that {interracial marriage is a sin, the bible teaches of Caucasian racial supremacy, etc.}

Gary Hurd · 12 March 2005

Well, David your skepticism seems to be a faulty faculty. You "swallow a camel and strain at a gnat." I got most of the story second hand, as I said, but I can attest to everything I personally experienced.

And it was Preacher "Mike" not Rev., not Fra., "Preacher." I thought that was interesting too, and one of the reasons other than his apparent hostility, that I didn't make any further effort to talk with the man beyond saying "Hello."

Creationists' facility at denial, and ability to cast personal aspersions with an air of wounded innocence is legendary. Thanks for providing such a fine demonstration.

Your Conscience · 12 March 2005

Criticising Evolution (common desecent and speciation) is like criticizing heliocentrism. Hmmm.... Did someone mention a STRAW DUMMY. People don't question heliocentrism because it can be tested and verified in many ways. Now common descent and speciation. Nope, never seen anything close to testing and verifying that theory. Have seen some pretty cool drawings of ape-like creatures turning into humans based on fossilized bone and tooth fragmants. Creative imagination does not equal good science.
Why do Darwinian fundamentalists believe that people who don't worship naturalism simply need more education. I was exposed to your religion all through school and college and never bought into. Perhaps people like me have an evolved genetic allele that rejects overly rational thinking regarding human origins. This protective mechanism allows us to buy into religious myths that create stable families, promote reproduction, and thus pass on this genetic 'defect'. If you want to convert me to Darwinism, I may need gene therapy, cause your educatin didn't work.

Joe McFaul · 12 March 2005

Your Conscience:

Take a zero.

Fundamentalists *also* challenge heliocentrism.

see The Geocentric Challenge

Please come back and report to us when you've won the $1000 by demostrating that heliocentrism can be "tested and proved in many ways."

Ron Zeno · 12 March 2005

Where's that "Troll Begone" when you need it? ;)

First, if the "Preacher" cannot hold himself to the same standards of "Career Day" as the other presenters, he should be asked to leave. No need to let someone undermine the educational experience.

Second, at some point, these "Career Day" experiences have to differentiate between professions (careers requiring a minimal competency and that hold their membership to a defined and enforced code of conduct and ethics) vs other career choices. Perhaps not at fourth grade, but certainly by high school. At the early ages, I'd assume most of the focus is just in getting the children excited about the possibilities. Eventually, they need to be exposed to what it takes to obtain and continue a career of choice.

Russell · 12 March 2005

I have to say I view the entire account with skepticism. It's just too darn convenient, and I have read too many convenient anecdotes of encounters with fundamentalist preachers on this site

Yeah. And this is probably a malicious fabrication, too.

edge · 12 March 2005

...People don't question heliocentrism because it can be tested and verified in many ways. Now common descent and speciation. Nope, never seen anything close to testing and verifying that theory.

In reality, evolution is tested every day in hundreds of fossil digs, oil wells, and geological mapping projects, not to mention numerous research projects in academia and government.

Have seen some pretty cool drawings of ape-like creatures turning into humans based on fossilized bone and tooth fragmants. Creative imagination does not equal good science.

True. Maybe you should read some real science journals rather than the popular version that the professional YECs like to parody.

Why do Darwinian fundamentalists believe that people who don't worship naturalism simply need more education.

Who 'worships naturalism'? I have seen nothing on this board or any others to indicate any degree of worship. And no, we do not really care about your education. You may believe as you want as far as we are concerned.

I was exposed to your religion all through school and college and never bought into.

Perhaps you could give us a definition of religion to support your statement.

Perhaps people like me have an evolved genetic allele that rejects overly rational thinking regarding human origins. This protective mechanism allows us to buy into religious myths that create stable families, promote reproduction, and thus pass on this genetic 'defect'. If you want to convert me to Darwinism, I may need gene therapy, cause your educatin didn't work.

I, for one, do not expect it to 'work' on you. In fact, I'm not trying to educate you, though some here may think that is possible.

steve · 12 March 2005

Joe, if you liked that Catholic Apologetics website, you might like one I posted recently to the Bathroom Wall.

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 12 March 2005

People don't question heliocentrism because it can be tested and verified in many ways

Hmm. Maybe you should let your fellow fundies in on this: http://www.geocentricity.com/ http://www.fixedearth.com/ Make sure you pay attention to the parts where these "people who question heliocentrism" also criticize CREATIONISM for compromising with Satan by accepting the anti-god and anti-bible heresy of heliocentrism: http://www.fixedearth.com/links/symb_rela.htm http://www.fixedearth.com/Machian%20Model%20Obstacle.htm http://www.fixedearth.com/knowledge%20impact.htm http://www.fixedearth.com/links/ind_conc.htm

steve · 12 March 2005

Teach the Controversy!

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 12 March 2005

his theology is seriously flawed

Reeeaaalllyyyyyy. How can we tell whether or not any particular religious opinion is "flawed" or "true". What exactly is the source of your religious authority. What exactly makes your (or ANY person's) religious opinions more (or less) valid than anyone else's. Why should anyone pay any more attention to my religious opinions, or yours, than we pay to the religious opinions of my next door neighbor or my gardener or the guy who delivered my pizza last night. It seems to me that no one alive would or could know any more about God than anyone else alive does, since there doesn't seem to be any potential source of such knowledge that isn't equally available to everyone else. You pray; I pray. You read the Bible; I read the Bible. You go to church and listen to the pastor; I go to church and listen to the pastor. So what is it, exactly, that makes your religious opinion any more (or less) valid than anyone else's. (I should perhaps note that I am not referring to "you" as in any particular individual; I mean "anybody, anybody at all". I should also perhaps point out that I am NOT, repeat NOT, N-O-T, an atheist, nor am I "attacking religion" in any way shape or form.) I'm particularly interested in your view on this, since you seem to have taken it upon yourself to Judge which religious opinnions are or are not "flawed". Show me the authority and basis upon whcih you make those Judgements, please . . . .

Henry J · 12 March 2005

To put in my two cents here, I think there's a big difference between criticizing, and accusing most of those in the relevant fields of routinely missing obvious factors that would change their basic conclusions if they'd only pay attention.

Henry

David Heddle · 12 March 2005

Rev,

The bible. His theology is flawed by testing it against the bible. After all, he, (or rather this stereotype mythical fundamentalist preacher out of central casting,) having claimed the mantle of Christian, would be judged according to the book he would hold up as authoritative. I should think that was obvious.

Russell · 12 March 2005

The bible. His theology is flawed by testing it against the bible. After all, he, (or rather this stereotype mythical fundamentalist preacher out of central casting,) having claimed the mantle of Christian, would be judged according to the book he would hold up as authoritative. I should think that was obvious.

Sorry for the broken link above, but here's another guy who thinks the Bible is the foundation of his position. Flawed theology? Different theology? Just plain evil masquerading as Christianity? Who's to say?

Jelly · 13 March 2005

Steve,

I disagree. Teach science in public school and discuss the controversy at home. I don't want my children learning about God in public school. It's my responsibility to teach my children about God.

Respectfully,

Jelly

David Heddle · 13 March 2005

Russell (parroting the Rev) is presenting the argument that if two people claim the bible as the basis of their theology, then no value judgment can be made as to whether either (or both) theology is flawed. But that is simply not true. The bible becomes "the body of evidence", and and third party can systematically test claims of a given theology against it. Showing great originality, he uses the god-hates-fags example:

but here's another guy [godhatesfags] who thinks the Bible is the foundation of his position. Flawed theology? Different theology? Just plain evil masquerading as Christianity? Who's to say?

A point that has the same validity and relevance as this one:

but here's another guy who thinks experimental data are the foundation of his position. Flawed science? Different science? Just plain evil masquerading as science? Who's to say?

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

Rev, The bible. His theology is flawed by testing it against the bible.

But alas, EVERY Christian says he tests his religious opinion against the Bible,a dn EVERY Christiand eclares that his opinion passes the test while everyone ELSE's does not. You say his theology is flawed by testing it against the Bible. He says YOUR theology is flawed by testing it against the Bible. How do we tell whose testing is right, and whose isn't. Other than someone's say-so.

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

I disagree. Teach science in public school and discuss the controversy at home. I don't want my children learning about God in public school. It's my responsibility to teach my children about God.

Indeed. Unlike the fundies, I am not one of those pinko commies who thinks reposnibility for religious education should be taken OUT of the hands of the parents and churches, and placed INTO the hands of state-run schools. Sounds pretty Leninist to me.

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

Russell (parroting the Rev) is presenting the argument that if two people claim the bible as the basis of their theology, then no value judgment can be made as to whether either (or both) theology is flawed. But that is simply not true. The bible becomes "the body of evidence", and and third party can systematically test claims of a given theology against it.

How does one objectively test a "value judgement". Please be specific. Are you claiming that not only is the Bible inerrant and infallible, but that YOUR INTERPRETATIONS of it are also inerrant and infallible? Sorry, David, but I dont' beleive that youa re infallible. So,if Biblical opinions can be rigorously "tested", why are there so many different Christian denominations, groups, sects and groupuscules, each with a different opinion, and each convinced that everyone else's opinion is wrong. And why is YOUR assumption that YOUR opinion is the right one, any better than THEIR assumption that THEIR opinion is the right one. Other than your say-so. If the matter is as simple as you seem to think it is, one wodners why oh why Christians have been fighting over it for 2,000 years now. Apparently they should just listen to YOU -- YOU'LL straighten them all out, huh David . . . And before you go off on a tangent by waving your arms and asking ME why MY religious opinions are better, I will give my standard disclaimer that I give whenever I talk about my religious opinions: My religious opinions are just that, my opinions. They are no more holy or divine or infallible or authoritative than anyone else's religious opinions. No one is obligated in any way, shape, or form to follow my religious opinions, to accept them, or even to pay any attention at all to them. My religious opinions are right for *me*. Whether they are right for *you*, I neither know nor care." Can you say the same thing about YOUR religious opinions, David? Or are you too prideful and self-righteous to do that . . . . . ?

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

Showing great originality, he uses the god-hates-fags example: but here's another guy [godhatesfags] who thinks the Bible is the foundation of his position. Flawed theology? Different theology? Just plain evil masquerading as Christianity? Who's to say? A point that has the same validity and relevance as this one: but here's another guy who thinks experimental data are the foundation of his position. Flawed science? Different science? Just plain evil masquerading as science? Who's to say?

Ahhhh, but there IS a difference . . . . . When one makes SCIENCE claims, there is a method we can use to determine whether that claim is correct. We call that method, conveniently enough, the scientific method. With it, we can determine whether or not this or that scientific claim is valid or not. And the best part -- the scientific method is the same for everyone, whether they are Christian or Buddhist or atheist or Zoroastrian or worshippers of Kali or Cthulthu or Amaterasu Omikami. So please show me the method we can use to decide whose RELIGIOUS claims are or are not valid. One that doesn't just boil down to "because I say so". Yep, that's what I thought . . . .

Your Conscience · 13 March 2005

Gee rev, who get to decide what is a valid scientific method? Especially when it comes to common origin and speciation.

Please be specific

As far as heliocentrism goes:
1. A few fringe groups question it.
2. These fringe groups also question evolution.
3. Thus people who question evolution must also question heliocentrism.

Gee your logic is stunning.

The truth is that scientist and other educated people have been questing the claims put forth by evolution biologists ever since the time of Darwin.

What the old "rev" fails to understand is that the claims made by him and other Darwinian fundamentalists are not science but religion. His self-defeating arguments are quite humorous.

Your Conscience speaking

Grey Wolf · 13 March 2005

YC, please explain how heliocentrics (I'm assuming heliocentrics are people who think the sun is the centre of the universe. Never heard of them. Links, anyone, please?) and creationists are different. I'll get you started:
- They both object to a well studied, very solid scientific theory on religious reasons
- They both are convinced that they hold the Truth
- Neither have even the smallest bit of evidence in their favour
- Both have been thoroughly demonstrated false again and again

Since you find them so very different, there must be some subtle difference outside all those similarities. please be a good chap and tell us, will you?

The only difference I can think of is that thanks to Einstein's relativity theory, heliocentrism is actually "true" in the sense that it fits the data. Of course, it is more complicated than our current explanaition, so by using the Razor it should be discarded except for specific applications - but at least they do fit the data and were in fact a proper scientific hypothesis. Creationists don't even get that far.

Hope that helps,

Grey Wolf

Russell · 13 March 2005

Summing up: The Rev:

So what is it, exactly, that makes your religious opinion any more (or less) valid than anyone else's.... I'm particularly interested in your view on this, since you seem to have taken it upon yourself to Judge which religious opinnions are or are not "flawed". Show me the authority and basis upon whcih you make those Judgements...

Heddle:

The bible. ... I should think that was obvious.

Russell:

but here's another guy [a hateful lunatic with theological credentials] who thinks the Bible is the foundation of his position. Flawed theology? Different theology? Just plain evil masquerading as Christianity? Who's to say?

And here's Heddle's hilarious punchline, (after a snide but puzzlingly irrelevant swipe at the "originality" of my example):

The bible becomes "the body of evidence", and and third party can systematically test claims of a given theology against it.

So in other words, The Bible doesn't get us anywhere; it's all in the judgment of some "and and third party". [note puzzlingly irrelevant swipe at Heddle's attention to detail]. But the really amusing part of the punchline is that word "systematically". And his comparison with Creation Research seems to confirm that Heddle actually credits the bizarre notion that Biblical Analysis can be done just as "systematically" as scientific analysis. Wow.

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

Gee rev, who get to decide what is a valid scientific method?

Nice evasion. Now answer my question. I'll ask again: *ahem* What exactly is the source of your religious authority. What exactly makes your (or ANY person's) religious opinions more (or less) valid than anyone else's. Why should anyone pay any more attention to my religious opinions, or yours, than we pay to the religious opinions of my next door neighbor or my gardener or the guy who delivered my pizza last night. It seems to me that no one alive would or could know any more about God than anyone else alive does, since there doesn't seem to be any potential source of such knowledge that isn't equally available to everyone else. You pray; I pray. You read the Bible; I read the Bible. You go to church and listen to the pastor; I go to church and listen to the pastor. So what is it, exactly, that makes your religious opinion any more (or less) valid than anyone else's. (I should perhaps note that I am not referring to "you" as in any particular individual; I mean "anybody, anybody at all". I should also perhaps point out that I am NOT, repeat NOT, N-O-T, an atheist, nor am I "attacking religion" in any way shape or form.) I'm particularly interested in your view on this, since you seem to have taken it upon yourself to Judge which religious opinnions are or are not "flawed". Show me the authority and basis upon whcih you make those Judgements, please . . . .

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

The truth is that scientist and other educated people have been questing the claims put forth by evolution biologists ever since the time of Darwin.

How dreadful. People have also, of course, been questioning the Bible and its various interpretations, for a *much much much longer* period of time. In any case, my question had nothing to do with "evolution biologists" or "Darwin". Here, let me repeat my question for you once more: *ahem* How does one objectively test a "value judgement". Please be specific. Are you claiming that not only is the Bible inerrant and infallible, but that YOUR INTERPRETATIONS of it are also inerrant and infallible? Sorry, David, but I dont' beleive that youa re infallible. So,if Biblical opinions can be rigorously "tested", why are there so many different Christian denominations, groups, sects and groupuscules, each with a different opinion, and each convinced that everyone else's opinion is wrong. And why is YOUR assumption that YOUR opinion is the right one, any better than THEIR assumption that THEIR opinion is the right one. Other than your say-so. Feel free to answer any time you like. Or is "because I say so" indeed the best answer you can come up with . . . ?

What the old "rev" fails to understand is that the claims made by him and other Darwinian fundamentalists are not science but religion. His self-defeating arguments are quite humorous.

How dreadful. I didn't *make* any argument. I simply asked why your religious opinions are any more authoritative than anyone else's, other than your say-so. And I notice that I am not getting any answer . . . .

Michael Rathbun · 13 March 2005

The questions indeed do boil down to "authoritative" versus "experimental" methodologies for getting an accurate picture of the world.

Who can forget that sad moment in history when the hierarchy of the French Academy appealed to the King to defend sacred Phlogistonist Orthodoxy against the perverse and heretical novelties of Oxidationism?

The Army was deployed to quell the riots, the Oxidationists uproared the unwashed common people, who long had been chafing under the yoke of academic oppression. The conflict spread rapidly, and soon the entire continent was engulfed in the Wars Of Dire Combustion, raged for decades.

Compare this raw appeal to authority with the thougtful, experimental method pioneered by the great (some might even say immortal) Elijah, recounted in the peer-reviewed literature at 1 Kings 18:22 - 40. Or the elegant and peaceful way in which the various trinitarian issues were settled finally long, long ago.

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

And his comparison with Creation Research seems to confirm that Heddle actually credits the bizarre notion that Biblical Analysis can be done just as "systematically" as scientific analysis. Wow.

Indeed, he does indeed seem to think that not only are his interpretations of the Bible infallible, but they are not really "interpretations" at all --- he is just so much more holy and brilliant and closer to God than the rest of us mere mortals that he, and he alone, has the divine ability to correctly determine, "systematically", "what the Bible really says". All the rest of us are just blind gropers, who don't have David's divine wisdom. How humanitarian of him to offer his divine guidance to the rest of us. But I do indeed find it interesting (and illuminating) that David's claimed source of authority is "the Bible", not "God". It only reinforces my suspicion that fundies are indeed idol-worshippers. They worship a Book about God, instead of a God. And are too dumb to tell the difference. One can always test that hypothesis, by asking fundies "If something in the Bible were shown to be wrong, would that mean God doesn't exist?" Oddly, they never want to ANSWER that question. They simply give me some drivel about how the Bible simply CAN'T be wrong -- thus demonstrating clearly where their much-vaunted "faith" really lies. Like I said, idol-worshippers. Sad, isn't it. I'd actually feel sorry for them if they weren't such self-righteous arrogant holier-than-thou (literally) pricks about it.

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

Gee rev, who get to decide what is a valid scientific method? Especially when it comes to common origin and speciation.

Got a better method? Please, by all means, do tell. Show it to us. Explain to us how it works. Illustrate it with a few examples. Or are you just rhetorically waving your arms. Again.

Ken Shackleton · 13 March 2005

I am not against evolution's supporting data being taught in school because those finds are facts. I am not against explaination that one theory that explains most of that data is evolution. But what most of you want, crave and seem to NEED on some sick moral level is to teach that there is no other alternative. That is simply not science, nor is the lack of exposing the weaknesses in evolution science.

— DonkyKong
It was nice of you to admit that the facts and evidence do support evolutionary theory, and that it is a suitable explanation for those facts. However, there does not exist any scientific theory that can even come close to competing with evolutionary theory as an explanation for the diversity of life on earth. Any "alternative" thus far presented has been based on religion and faith....and that is simply not science. None of the "weaknesses in evolution science" that have ever been presented by the Creationists/ID movement have held up to scrutiny [in those cases where they have been testable]. To subject our children to the rubbish AKA Creationism/ID is a moral crime; and should never be tolerated until such time as the Creationist/ID movement actually presents testable, verifiable, science that does a better job of supporting their hypothesis than that of evolution. To date....this has never happened, and I doubt that it ever will.

steve · 13 March 2005

Jelly said:

Comment #19828 Posted by Jelly on March 13, 2005 02:29 AM Steve, I disagree. Teach science in public school and discuss the controversy at home. I don't want my children learning about God in public school. It's my responsibility to teach my children about God. Respectfully, Jelly

Jelly, my post was a joke. What happened was, some creationist tried to equate evolution-denial with good skeptical scientific behavior. Someone responded that denying heliocentrism isn't good behavior, so why is denying evolution. A creationist said No, nobody challenges heliocentrism because that's proven, unlike yer dang evilution. So RDLF posted links to the christian fringe which denies heliocentrism (most of whom also deny evolution, of course). That's when I said Teach the Controversy! the point being that giving any moron who denies basic science equal time in science classes is a stupid thing to do. You can find all types of nuts. I can find you people who think that the moon landings never happened, flouridated water is a conspiracy to get rid of toxic waste, you should only eat what the bible specifies, ingesting colloidal silver is beneficial, the UN has built concentration camps here for US dissidents, etc etc etc. Teaching the Controversy is a stupid slogan. I hope my post makes sense now.

Gary Hurd · 13 March 2005

So far not one person has pointed out what I thought was the most interesting point: Preacher Mike's notion (at least one that I think he had based on experience) was that there is a public school conspiracy aginst him and his ilk was reinforced.

I am sure that he went home even more certain that there is a big evil Darwinist/Satanist conspiracy, and that was what prevented him from delivering his message.

DonkeyKong · 13 March 2005

Gary

Picking the wackiest person in a group and then trying to tie the feelings of the group to that person is invalid.

Evolutionists as defined by those who get EXCITED about evolution tend to be anti-creation 7 day or 4 billion years. This view leaks through into their writings.

The following are phrases you will have heard although not word for word.

1) Evolution is proven. Science doesn't prove things as any SCIENTIST can tell you.

2) Evolution is a fact. By even the most liberal definition of fact you would have to greatly reduce the scope to find a fact in the evolution theory, the dropping of biogenesis is a tacit admission by your side to this effect.

3) Evolution from dust to man is plausible and the majority of scientists believe it. This one is only brought up in the classroom or in private and not so much in writting because biogenesis is basically impossible based on all current mechanisms of science.

4) Evolution's supporting data precludes a 7 day creation. This is a religious belief wether you believe science is against it or not. As an American I have a right for you not to be telling my kids that their religious beliefs are wrong while they are too young to be able to fight a fair fight regarding the merits of your evidence.

5) Evolutions reliance on a unexplained LUCA and an unexplained Natural Selection function both of which are needed to over come the staggering complexity of even the simpliest life are nothing to worry about...nothing to see here. You guys really don't want to talk about what you are saying happened because the scale of what you propose is obviously more unlikely that your data to support at this juncture.

6) ID is not science and is silly in a way that evolution is not silly.

The MAJORITY of the people who choose to discuss evolution from the pro evolution stand point are anti-God. Those who don't have a beef with the God concept talk about the data and the small effect not the large and vaguely hocus pocus evolution from LUCA who evolved from dirt but we don't want to go there cause even we know it looks silly from a science perspective.

The legit scientists don't have a moral problem with teaching Evolution along with teaching that evolution is a weaker than normal scientific theory for the following reasons

1) Evolution has changed the details of the Natural selection function over time. The actual concept of Natural selection cannot be disproven based on how it is phrased, the current massive lack of evidence to support is explained as give it more time etc. Only the details can be disputed because the detailed variants make predictions. the existance of gene competition, disease resistance, food competition, mate competition all show that there is substiantial change over time in this aspect of evolution.

2) Evolution deals only with data and tests from the past. As such if the theory keeps changing with new input there will come a time that no new input is possible and the theory will be believed true even though it is untestable. That isn't what science is about.

3) The inability to evolve anything of any complexity is at odds with how frequent evolution should occur. Or even simple lab experiments showing a mutation rate consistent with predictions etc etc etc.

4) Evolution relies at its core on we are here there is no God the only way we could get here is a random process therefore we have overcome whatever unlikelyness is needed to create us no matter how how massively unlikely that is.

5) A lack of a detailed theory of evolution other than a collection of fossils. The old church theory that the planets rotate around the earth fit the existing data very well yet was completely false. Meeting the data is not what science is about. Science is about PREDICTING FUTURE data, evolution fails at this and curiously tries to forget the many predictions that are false. If you have 10 theories on how big the human genome should be relative to bacteria having one of them be more or less correct is basically a function of guessing, the next detail will be guessed by the next 10 people etc etc etc.

6) Real mature science uses numbers because numbers force a specificness that mature science can accomadate. Evolution avoids numbers because using a single number increases the number of guesses you need to make by a factor of 10 and that would be too noticable even to kids.

In closing, Nobody noticed because at its core Evolution really is TRYING to discredit creation. The science may one day be there to back your assertions but before that time the athiest slant of evolution is visible and real.

Again wether you were the cause of your clash with the pastor or not is something I cannot tell from a distance, I can however say that in my experience the evolution side is currently pushing more than the creation side on this one.

Gary Hurd · 13 March 2005

OK, I got dibs on this.

edge · 13 March 2005

5) A lack of a detailed theory of evolution other than a collection of fossils. The old church theory that the planets rotate around the earth fit the existing data very well yet was completely false. Meeting the data is not what science is about.

What do you mean by 'meeting the data'?

Science is about PREDICTING FUTURE data, evolution fails at this and curiously tries to forget the many predictions that are false.

Funny, but I see nothing about predicting the future in any definition of science that I can find. Please explain.

6) Real mature science uses numbers because numbers force a specificness that mature science can accomadate. Evolution avoids numbers because using a single number increases the number of guesses you need to make by a factor of 10 and that would be too noticable even to kids.

Actually, I don't see anything about numbers being necessary in any definition of science. Where do you get this line of reasoning? How about the numbers generated by radiometric dating? Are those okay?

freelunch · 13 March 2005

DonkeyKong,

It is apparent that you are far too ignorant of science for anyone here to have reasonable discussion about the history of life on earth with you. Your statements about what science says and does and your criticisms of evolution betray a profound misunderstanding of what the theory of evolution by variation and natural selection tells us, what evidence exists for this theory, and why religious doctrines have nothing to do with science. While you claimed to be moderate on this, your behavior shows that you are not. People started to make a reasonable effort to inform you, but you have chosen to remain ignorant, repeating erroneous statements that Creationists repeat for themselves so they don't have to admit that their doctrines are false.

If you can only take one concept away from this discussion today, recognize this:

You are not talking about science, you are talking about your religious beliefs.

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

Picking the wackiest person in a group and then trying to tie the feelings of the group to that person is invalid.

Is that why all the fundies keep equating "evolutionists" with Hitler and Stalin? Oh no, wait . . . . neither Stalin nor Hitler were "darwinists". The fundies are just too dumb to know that.

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

So far not one person has pointed out what I thought was the most interesting point: Preacher Mike's notion (at least one that I think he had based on experience) was that there is a public school conspiracy aginst him and his ilk was reinforced. I am sure that he went home even more certain that there is a big evil Darwinist/Satanist conspiracy, and that was what prevented him from delivering his message.

Alas, the thing with paranoid delusions is that they are entirely evidence-free, and get reinforced no matter WHAT happens. That is why they are "delusions".

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

Picking the wackiest person in a group

Interesting dilemma --- who would be the wackiest creationist? Hovind with his militia-type paranoid delusions about government psying on us through our TV sets? Morris with his idiotic drivel about the craters on the moon coming from a battle between Satan and the angels? Johnson with his silly idea that science is atheistic (and that AIDS isn't caused by HIV)? Behe with his lame postulate that God did NOT create humans, but DID create bacterial flagella? Wells with his single-minded devotion to the Moonie cult? How the heck DOES one pick the "wackiest" out of a group consisting solely of delusional paranoids with massive martyr complexes?

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

In closing, Nobody noticed because at its core Evolution really is TRYING to discredit creation. The science may one day be there to back your assertions but before that time the athiest slant of evolution is visible and real.

You are, I presume, aware that fewer than 10% of Americans identify themselves as "atheists". Are you under the delusion that ALL of them became evolutionary biologists . . . . . . ? But please, by all means explain to me why, if evolution is "atheism", then (1) why do so many evolutionary biologists accept Christianity and other religions, and (2) why do the vast majority of Christians worldwide accept evolution (and all the rest of modern science) and think creationists are full of it. Wait, let me guess -------- they're not "True Christians(c)", right? OK, so who ARE the "True Christians(c)" and why? Wait, let me guess ---- YOU, and those who agree with YOU, are. Because YOU SAY SO. Right? No WONDER nobody takes fundies seriously.

Dan S. · 13 March 2005

"4)  Evolution's supporting data precludes a 7 day creation.  This is a religious belief  wether you believe science is against it or not"

You're saying that 7day creation is a religious belief? Ok, you get the Obvious Prize! Or do you mean that believing that the supporting data precludes a 7 day creation is a religious belief? That makes no sense. Based on our current understanding of how the world works, it certainly is hard to reconcile the two. Either a lot of science is really, really wrong, or there's someone up there having a big laugh about all the red herrings . . .

"1)  Evolution has changed the details of the Natural selection function over time. "
And of course science isn't supposed to ever change, right?

"6)  ID is not science and is silly in a way that evolution is not silly."

Actually, this is great! This is what we should do - just call ID silly. A lot.

"4)  Evolution relies at its core on we are here there is no God "
Well, modern science does rely on methodological naturalism. Beyond that, I don't see where you get this from. This is something you believe. In reality, the status of God doesn't affect evolution any more than any other bit of science. A god working by the rules (or above them, in some incomprehensible way) would not contradict any of this (although science obviously has nothing to say about this, any more than a hockey ref can comment on a monopoly game.

Gary Hurd · 13 March 2005

Hey, I had dibs!

You guys take all the fun.

Gary Hurd · 13 March 2005

Picking the wackiest person in a group and then trying to tie the feelings of the group to that person is invalid.

Two errors here: First, I did not make the slightest indication that I generalized from Preacher Mike to anyone at all. Second, since you brought it up as a question, Preacher Mike is not the "wackiest" person in a group if the group is "the group of creationtists." If the group is "all Christians" then Preacher Mike was far fringe whacky.

Evolutionists as defined by those who get EXCITED about evolution tend to be anti-creation 7 day or 4 billion years. This view leaks through into their writings.

I quess that you are offering some sort of definition of "evolutionist" here, but that isn't very clear. If you want to characterize an "evolutionist" as someone who objects to 'special creation' a la say Henry Morris, or Kent Hovind, your definition fails. There are Hindu, and Native American creationists for example that reject Yehweh sudden creation of unique "kinds" as well as they reject science.

The following are phrases you will have heard although not word for word. 1) Evolution is proven. Science doesn't prove things as any SCIENTIST can tell you.

What I regularly hear from creationists is "PROVE evolution! YOU CANT! HAHAHAHA" To which the common reply is that proofs are only in maths, science only offers provisional acceptence of the most well supported theory. (What follows is typically a long attempted explanation of what is a theory. Typically this is a wasted effort).

2) Evolution is a fact. By even the most liberal definition of fact you would have to greatly reduce the scope to find a fact in the evolution theory, the dropping of biogenesis is a tacit admission by your side to this effect.

Evolution, as in "change in the frequencey of alleles within a population over time produced by mutation winnowed by natural selection resulting in reproductive isolation of subpopulations (specieation)" is a fact. It has been observed. That is not at all a liberal definition of "fact" or "evolution." Your objection to "dropping of biogenesis" is lame and I'll deal with it in a momment.

3) Evolution from dust to man is plausible and the majority of scientists believe it. This one is only brought up in the classroom or in private and not so much in writting because biogenesis is basically impossible based on all current mechanisms of science.

Again, your "biogenesis" claim is failed. First, "biogenesis" is what we observe every day- "biogenesis" is the ordinary production of living things from all the ordinary ways- it is the way that you were born, for example. Abiogenesis the the science of the origin of life. Both biogenesis and abiogenesis are discussed every single week in the science literature. In the particular instance of Abiogenesis, most biologists are not well informed about this research because it is largely irrelevant to evolutionary studies which are entirely focused on the events following the origin of life. The very word "biology" means study of life. Even given the notion that the origin of life is a potential impediment to scientific reasoning, current research has resulted in a rapidly reduced number of open questions as to potential mechanisms of the origin of life. What gaps remain are very interesting, for example just how did RNA metabolism recruit DNA as a more stable information storage system, and did peptide hypercycles lead directly to RNA metabolism or did some even more simple precursor?

4) Evolution's supporting data precludes a 7 day creation. This is a religious belief wether you believe science is against it or not. As an American I have a right for you not to be telling my kids that their religious beliefs are wrong while they are too young to be able to fight a fair fight regarding the merits of your evidence.

The 19th century theory of evolution largely was a responce to the growing evidence that the estimated 6,000 year age of the earth could not be reconciled with the geological, physical facts. This was coupled with the obvious fact that there had once been thousands of species of organisms, plants and animals, that no longer existed, and that there were clearly early ages where none of modern vertebrates existed. The 6 days of creation, found particularly in Genesis 1, could not be fully reconciled with these data from 200 years ago. The only imaginable reconciliation was that God created fake fossils at a pace a million times greater than the Piltdown hoax, and created a recent universe intended to look like an ancient one where evolution ocurred. This massive rejection of observable reality, and retreat into the supernatural is beyond science. Evolution is not in the least a "religious" belief. Your rights as an American are no more privlaged than my rights as an American. The rights of your children are no better than the rights of my children. If you want to teach your kids that the Earth was created 6000 years ago, and recreated by a global flood 4300 yeras ago, you can go right ahead. That is their problem. Nobody will stop you. But that is a supernatural explanation of existance that is not evidenced by the universe. That is not a science problem for public schools, or for science generally. It is not a problem for most Jews, Christians, or Muslims (all who follow the convenant of Adam, Abraham and Moses). It is a religious problem for some people. And, you have no right to preach your religious problems in any public school.

5) Evolutions reliance on a unexplained LUCA and an unexplained Natural Selection function both of which are needed to over come the staggering complexity of even the simpliest life are nothing to worry about . . . nothing to see here. You guys really don't want to talk about what you are saying happened because the scale of what you propose is obviously more unlikely that your data to support at this juncture.

Your grasp of science is so weak, that I won't even guess what you might think that "LUCA" might mean. Your "question" generally is garbled too much for me to guess what you might have meant.

6) ID is not science and is silly in a way that evolution is not silly.

Ahh, we agree at last. ID is not science because it can propose no testable hypothesis, it is religion because it relies ultimately on supernatural powers of an uspecified being. It is religion because every ID "theorist" admits that the "designer" is the Abrahamist God.

The MAJORITY of the people who choose to discuss evolution from the pro evolution stand point are anti-God.

This is a falsehood. That is the nice way of saying "a lie." Since I am sure that you have been told that this is a falshood, to continue to repeat it is a lie. Science is nontheistic the same way that plumbing is non-theistic, or atheistic if you prefer. Engineering is atheistic- would you want to live in a building that relied on prayer to stand up? When I discuss evolution with a creationist, I generally try to make it very clear that I am not denying their belief in God. Many fail to see this because they are certain that their interpretation of scripture is perfect- that they call this faith in their own perfect interpretive ability "biblical inerrancey" cracks me up, sometimes it just ticks me off).

Those who don't have a beef with the God concept talk about the data and the small effect not the large and vaguely hocus pocus evolution from LUCA who evolved from dirt but we don't want to go there cause even we know it looks silly from a science perspective.

This is more word salad. Atheists by definition can't have a "beef with God" if God doesn't exist. Atheists can, and do, have a beef with "the faithful who try to force their religion onto the public with neither invitation of permission. Good grief! There is more! OK. I need another beer

DonkeyKong · 13 March 2005

Gary

1) Science holds to the best theory that can PREDICT future results, otherwise its all story telling. Evolution predicts nothing ID doesn't also predict therefore they are both equally science and both equally belong in school.

2) Ah "change in the frequencey of alleles within a population over time produced by mutation winnowed by natural selection resulting in reproductive isolation of subpopulations (specieation)" please provide evidence of thing being observed. This is one of the key points that we disagree on, one does speciation EVER occur and much more importantly does speciation occur at the FREQUENCY necessary to lend credibility to evolution from LUCA. Some numbers are in order on this one...

3) Abiogenesis then...don't fall into the sophist trap that ignorance of the vocabulary is ignorance of the concept. Quoting the definition of biology was a cute touch.... Here is the definition of the scientific method do you notice the element that evolution is lacking?

Scientific method as defined by websters dictionary.
"principles and procedures for the systematic pursuit of knowledge involving the recognition and formulation of a problem, the collection of data through observation and experiment, and the formulation and testing of hypotheses"

4) You have no right to preach your anti-religious beliefs in school either. That is what you are trying to do, and not to adults but to gradeschool kids. You are the athiest big brother....20 years late.

5) Last, Univeral, Common, Ancestor, the majority of my views have been formed in talking with PHd level scientists over many years. Your continued appeal to authority is consitent and weak, please try harder and lets do this science thing.... My falling to your level for this reply is only so that you can understand that whatever little I am the scientist because of the 3 letters game you play in the rest of your life is not impressive to me. The real brains behind evolution know that there are staggering problems that have not been answered regarding the mutation rate needed from LUCA to human or even from Ape to Human. Scientists were SHOCKED at how complex the simpliest organisms are and how unlikely their abiogenesis would be that they dropped the whole concept from the evolution movement. I KNOW MORE that what you are used to dealing with so BLUFFING is ineffective.

6) ID is not science, the majority of evolution is not science. If that is what you mean by agree then we are fine. However if you intend to seperate religion and science then I would be happy with a law that puts any educator in jail if they make evolution statements labeled as science that cannot be tested as such. This would allow evolution as science to be taught but would remove the BS that most evolutionists claim and cannot back up. The majority of evolution is claims without a specific test or prediction of future results that has been confirmed. For example, Ape->Human is consistent with fossil data IF mutation rates are between a high and low threshold. I am happy with Humans may have evolved from Apes. But if you teach that Humans DID evolve from Apes you go to jail. If you object to this line then your objections to ID are not motivated by science and are more likely an indication of your own RELIGIOUS beliefs.

I said
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The MAJORITY of the people who choose to discuss evolution from the pro evolution stand point are anti-God."

You said
"This is a falsehood. That is the nice way of saying "a lie." Since I am sure that you have been told that this is a falshood, to continue to repeat it is a lie."

Since I have been told its a lie and reject your assertion then I am lying?

Are you unable to understand that two people can DISAGREE without either one of they LYING?

Or do you have a GOD complex and think that your saying it makes it so? Your evolution logic is slipping into your debating skills.....

Gary Hurd · 13 March 2005

The legit scientists don't have a moral problem with teaching Evolution along with teaching that evolution is a weaker than normal scientific theory for the following reasons 1) Evolution has changed the details of the Natural selection function over time. The actual concept of Natural selection cannot be disproven based on how it is phrased, the current massive lack of evidence to support is explained as give it more time etc. Only the details can be disputed because the detailed variants make predictions. the existance of gene competition, disease resistance, food competition, mate competition all show that there is substiantial change over time in this aspect of evolution.

The only moral proble I have is with giving taxes to the Bush disaster. Other than that, I think you just agreed with evolutionary theory. The whole point of a scientific theory is to be a statement that isn't disproven while explaining all available data.

2) Evolution deals only with data and tests from the past. As such if the theory keeps changing with new input there will come a time that no new input is possible and the theory will be believed true even though it is untestable. That isn't what science is about.

Wrong, and wrong. Evolution had clear implications, which were found to be correct. This happened generations ago! This is may be why many people of the creationist sort, think that this was "in the past" because in a sense it was in the past. This was all demonstrated in the past- a long time ago- before you were born.

3) The inability to evolve anything of any complexity is at odds with how frequent evolution should occur. Or even simple lab experiments showing a mutation rate consistent with predictions etc etc etc.

Word salad again. That isn't a question, or even two proper English sentences.

4) Evolution relies at its core on we are here there is no God the only way we could get here is a random process therefore we have overcome whatever unlikelyness is needed to create us no matter how how massively unlikely that is.

Criminy! This is not English. It is not a cogent, or even comprehensible group of words. I can not respond to things that don't make any sense.

5) A lack of a detailed theory of evolution other than a collection of fossils. The old church theory that the planets rotate around the earth fit the existing data very well yet was completely false.

The problem arose when the Church refused to admit that there was a problem with new data that demanded new theories. The "old church theory that the planets rotate around the earth" fit a very limited, primitive set of data. Better data leads to better theory. The comment regarding fossils is incoherent. Most evolutionary theorists don't bother to refer to fossil data anymore- molecular biology is far stronger than paleontology. As I am old timey 'stones and bones' guy, that hurts to admit.

Meeting the data is not what science is about. Science is about PREDICTING FUTURE data, evolution fails at this and curiously tries to forget the many predictions that are false.

This is a valid sentence in English. It satisfies the grammatical rules, and the words are in the proper order. But it is wrong. A theory is a set of "lawlike" statements explaining available data, and able to generate predictions of new observations. Two important points above contradict DK's definition of "science." First of course, is that science, ie. theory, is about explaining (meeting, per DK) data. Second, "new observations" are not at all the same as "predicting the future" except in a trivial way. Additionally, I don't know of any "predictions that are false."

If you have 10 theories on how big the human genome should be relative to bacteria having one of them be more or less correct is basically a function of guessing, the next detail will be guessed by the next 10 people etc etc etc.

There was a big betting pool on how many genes humans had before the publication of the human genome. I didn't get in because I didn't have a clue. There were no "theories" about the number- there were guesses- at best "guesstimates." Most were wrong. So what? Science works on the basis of available information. Informaton is constantly increasing. Science gets increasingly better.

6) Real mature science uses numbers because numbers force a specificness that mature science can accomadate. Evolution avoids numbers because using a single number increases the number of guesses you need to make by a factor of 10 and that would be too noticable even to kids.

You haven't ever read a book about evolution, have you? Particularly, you have no concept of population genetics which seems to me to be almost all just "numbers" anymore. Or how about evo/devo? It is all protein sequences, network topology, and more numbers.

In closing,

Wheew!

Nobody noticed because at its core Evolution really is TRYING to discredit creation.

Wrong, wrong, wrong! Evolutionary theories going back over 200 years were attempts to understand physical realities which were obviously not explained by a superficial reading of Genesis.

Again wether you were the cause of your clash with the pastor or not is something I cannot tell from a distance, I can however say that in my experience the evolution side is currently pushing more than the creation side on this one.

Well, guess what? I didn't have any conflict with Preacher Mike, because I never spoke with him. Read what I wrote and not some creationist fantasia.

David Heddle · 13 March 2005

Uber-troll the "Rev" wrote:

But I do indeed find it interesting (and illuminating) that David's claimed source of authority is "the Bible", not "God".

This comment is bizarre. Exactly how would one make God one's direct source of authority? Does he speak to you Rev?

One can always test that hypothesis, by asking fundies "If something in the Bible were shown to be wrong, would that mean God doesn't exist?"

Well, I'm not a fundy but I can answer it. Since God doesn't speak to me directly, the bible is the only source of his special revelation. (Nature and science are part of his general revelation, which is why science and religion are compatible, something that bio-fundies do not grasp.) The infallibility of the bible is crucial. If the bible was shown to contain errors, then there would be no reason to believe any of it, including the promises of God. It would put you in the position of liberal Christians who, having denied biblical inerrancy, simply go about making up god to be the way they would be if they were god. So if the bible were shown to be in error, it wouldn't prove that God didn't exist (the very question is fatuous.) It would mean that you couldn't trust what the bible said about God, his attributes, and his plan for salvation.

But alas, EVERY Christian says he tests his religious opinion against the Bible,a dn EVERY Christiand eclares that his opinion passes the test while everyone ELSE's does not. You say his theology is flawed by testing it against the Bible. He says YOUR theology is flawed by testing it against the Bible.

Yes, the same thing happens in science. There are competing theories, and the proponents of each will claim to be correct. With Christian theology, the body of evidence is the bible. "Preacher Mike" allegedly made certain statements. Either they are supported by the bible, refuted by the bible, or the bible is silent on the matter. It is true that everyone might claim the bible supports their position, but that is not the end of the story---their positions can be independently tested against the text.

My religious opinions are just that, my opinions . . . .Can you say the same thing about YOUR religious opinions, David? Or are you too prideful and self-righteous to do that . . . . . ?

Um, yes I can say with certainty that my religious opinions are just that, my opinions. Any other tautologies you'd like me to affirm?

So please show me the method we can use to decide whose RELIGIOUS claims are or are not valid. One that doesn't just boil down to "because I say so".

Well, I can only answer this (once again) with respect to Christianity. It's the bible. You don't seem to grasp this concept. Here is a specific example. Suppose, in a future episode, of Preacherman vs. Science, Preacher Mike says: "Satan and God are in a battle for the children's souls, and I'm on God's side while the evilutionists are on Satan's." (And then he spits his tobacco, careful not to stain his white suit.) And then I say: "That's ridiculous. Christianity isn't a form of dualism. Satan doesn't battle God for men's souls." Well then, here are two conflicting statements. Suppose we both claim that the bible supports our position. Well you Rev, yes you, could apply sound analytic scientific methods to the bible to resolve the issue. Either the bible supports one or neither of these positions. If you demonstrate that the bible doesn't support my position, them I'm wrong, regardless of whether or not I stomp my feet and claim it does.

Your Conscience · 13 March 2005

Why do you rant at Donkey Kong?

Clearly the fact that some object to common descent and speciation is some sort of evolved DNA preserving mechanism. Those who just don't get the overwhelming logic of your arguments must be have a "god" gene. What you need to do is develop sample DNA from creationists and develop a gene chip with their profile. Then require an amniocentesis on all pregnancies to identify those suffering from the "god" gene for extermination.

This may be far more effective than trying to educate kids with evolution. Its been pretty darn ineffective, otherwise we still wouldn't be having this debate 150 years since Darwin (bless his name) enlightened us. Perhaps your barking up the wrong tree. Its genetic not environmental! Education doesn't work!

DonkeyKong · 13 March 2005

Gary

1) The whole point of science is not to explain past data, thats history, otherwise ID is equally valid to evoultion. The purpose of science is to predict future data. A history of poor predictions indicates a high liklyhood of a new revision in the future. Will it be like microsoft? Evolution 2005 get your patch that fixes the Natural selection bug...

2) Apeal to authority all over the place Gary "Wrong, and wrong. Evolution had clear implications, which were found to be correct. This happened generations ago! This is may be why many people of the creationist sort, think that this was "in the past" because in a sense it was in the past. This was all demonstrated in the past- a long time ago- before you were born." Evolution was demonstrated? you can make a man from a monkey? or are you talking a frog from a tadpole? If it was so long ago has everyone forgottne how to demonstrate it? Is that why no one can produce mutation rates or numbers when I ask?

3) You claim evolution is domonstrated. You claim evolution is internally consistent. There exists a range of mutation rates that is possible given our enviornment and a range that is impossible. Please state your range of possible mutation rates. I CANNOT DISPROVE WHAT YOU WILL NOT STATE, HENCE YOU ARE NOT TALKING SCIENCE.

4) Evolution relies, at its core, on "we are here, there is no God, the only way we could get here is a random process, therefore we have overcome whatever unlikelyness is needed to create us, no matter how how massively unlikely that is".

5) You can take any pre-existing set of data and affix an infinite number of theories that all predict the existing data 100% accuratly. Evolution's failure to be in theory falsifiable is the same. You can't disprove natural selection because when you do it just changes the details and comes back. Evolution resists predicting those details. Until Natural selection is testible (in such a way that failur and success are both possible) it is not science.

6) I have several books on genetics and evolution. But since yours have numbers in them why is it hard to write what the mutation rate is? Is there something you are trying to HIDE? Serioulsy I used numbers to show how evolution is very unlikley but I will admit it is no more unlikley than randomly picking the same atom in the universe 21.5 million times.

edge · 13 March 2005

1) Science holds to the best theory that can PREDICT future results, otherwise its all story telling. Evolution predicts nothing ID doesn't also predict therefore they are both equally science and both equally belong in school.

You seem to be confused as to what a prediction is. And, by the way, you have still not shown us that future prediction is a requirement of science. Actually, ID cannot make predictions at all. That is because speciation is guided by the whim of a designer, and we cannot predict what the designer will do or want. This could all be a big joke. ID does also not predict that we will find nested hierarchies in biology. On the other hand, evolutionary theory predicts a nested hierarchy and also can tell us what fossils we will find in an exploratory well and thereby, when we should find oil. ID cannot do this. For all we know, a designer will pull out an Eocene diatom and place it in the Pliocene. Why not?

edge · 13 March 2005

1) The whole point of science is not to explain past data, thats history, otherwise ID is equally valid to evoultion.

Hmm, I think there are at least a thousand archeologists who will disagree with you on that. Then we will need to include historians, forensice scientists, paleontologists, geologists, geophysicists, etc. Congratulations you just managed to disenfranchise several entire professions. This is a silly statement on your part.

The purpose of science is to predict future data.

And evolution does just that. See my previous post.

A history of poor predictions indicates a high liklyhood of a new revision in the future.

And the problem with that is what? Does your definition of science also say that all theories and data must be cast in steel? Part of the beauty of science is that it adapts to data. Not the other way around.

Will it be like microsoft? Evolution 2005 get your patch that fixes the Natural selection bug . . .

Yeah, Bill Gates is a big failure...

Lynn S · 13 March 2005

I haven't read all of these comments - there are too many - but I've read enough to figure out that this discussion is just bizarre like all "religion vs. science" discussions.

Not all Christians are nuts but if you denounce the few that ARE nuts, the nuts always PRETEND that you are talking about ALL Christians. Get this straight, all you Nuts: you DO NOT represent all Christians. How DARE you try to pretend that you do!? If there is any evil it is you.

As for the schools, I think all children should be required to go to public school. More and more kids are being home schooled and going to religious schools and it's scary to think about what will become of the country when this inadequately educated generation is running things.

Henry J · 13 March 2005

Gary,

Re "that I won't even guess what you might think that "LUCA" might mean."

I think it was "Last universal common ancestor".

Henry

Henry J · 13 March 2005

Gary,

Re "that I won't even guess what you might think that "LUCA" might mean."

I think it was "Last universal common ancestor".

Henry

Gary Hurd · 13 March 2005

Nobody noticed because at its core Evolution really is TRYING to discredit creation.

Wrong, wrong, wrong! Evolutionary theories going back over 200 years were attempts to understand physical realities which were obviously not explained by a superficial reading of Genesis. Creationism was abandoned by informed people well before Darwin.

Again wether you were the cause of your clash with the pastor or not is something I cannot tell from a distance, I can however say that in my experience the evolution side is currently pushing more than the creation side on this one.

Well, guess what? I didn't have any conflict with Preacher Mike, because I never spoke with him. Read what I wrote and not some creationist fantasia.

1) Science holds to the best theory that can PREDICT future results, otherwise its all story telling.

This is just wrong. Theory, as an assembly of tested hypotheses which account for the know data. An hypothesis must be constructed that it has testable predictions that are subject to examination. If I predict that, "No Archean sediments will have human remains else evolutionaary theory is falsified," that is a testable statement. A better one is, "No Holocene sediments will have Dinosaur remains in situ, else evolutionaary theory is falsified."

Evolution predicts nothing ID doesn't also predict therefore they are both equally science and both equally belong in school.

ID predicts nothing at all. Name one ID prediction.

2) Ah "change in the frequencey of alleles within a population over time produced by mutation winnowed by natural selection resulting in reproductive isolation of subpopulations (specieation)" please provide evidence of thing being observed. This is one of the key points that we disagree on, one does speciation EVER occur and much more importantly does speciation occur at the FREQUENCY necessary to lend credibility to evolution from LUCA. Some numbers are in order on this one . . .

Simple observations DK: Observed Instances of Speciation, Some More Observed Speciation Events, and a bit more advanced, 29+ Evidences for Macroevolution: The Scientific Case for Common Descent

3) Abiogenesis then . . . don't fall into the sophist trap that ignorance of the vocabulary is ignorance of the concept. Quoting the definition of biology was a cute touch . . . . Here is the definition of the scientific method do you notice the element that evolution is lacking? Scientific method as defined by websters dictionary. "principles and procedures for the systematic pursuit of knowledge involving the recognition and formulation of a problem, the collection of data through observation and experiment, and the formulation and testing of hypotheses"

And abiogenesis research is lacking in what way? None at all.

4) You have no right to preach your anti-religious beliefs in school either. That is what you are trying to do, and not to adults but to gradeschool kids. You are the athiest big brother . . . .20 years late.

My beliefs are not at all antireligious- I am much more tolerant of religions than Christian Fundamentalists. I seek to preserve the right to worship for all Americans, not just the members of your cult.

5) Last, Univeral, Common, Ancestor, the majority of my views have been formed in talking with PHd level scientists over many years.

And what the heck do you think that is? I can talk with you about a "most recent common ancestor" if you specify two species, or we could speculate about an "earlist" common ancestor. But the "Last Univeral{sic} Common Ancestor doesn't ring my chimes. In the mathematics of lattice theory (histograms and dendrograms are limited kinds of lattices) there is a concept of "least common root." This is similar to the biological notion of "last common ancestor." But this "last common ancestor" needn't be the first, or only original form of life on Earth. There is just one article I have read about a "Universal Common Ancestor": Harris, J. Kirk, Scott T. Kelley, George B. Spiegelman, and Norman R. Pace 2003 "The Genetic Core of the Universal Ancestor" Genome Research 13:1-6 It was OK. Maybe you should read it.

Your continued appeal to authority is consitent and weak, please try harder and lets do this science thing . . . . My falling to your level for this reply is only so that you can understand that whatever little I am the scientist because of the 3 letters game you play in the rest of your life is not impressive to me.

Stop whining! I volunteer to put up with you! I have not the time nor the patience to teach you step by step about abiogensis research. Seriously! I spent years just catching up on the current work. That isn't even being "in the game," I just barely qualify as an "informed bystander."

The real brains behind evolution know that there are staggering problems that have not been answered regarding the mutation rate needed from LUCA to human or even from Ape to Human. Scientists were SHOCKED at how complex the simpliest organisms are and how unlikely their abiogenesis would be that they dropped the whole concept from the evolution movement. I KNOW MORE that what you are used to dealing with so BLUFFING is ineffective.

Now you are getting paranoid! The "real brains behind" the secret curtain know about what? Maybe you should read some science? Schopf, J. William 1994 "Disparate rates, differing fates: Tempo and modes of evolution changed from the Precabrian to the Phanerozoic" PNAC-USA v.91: 6735-6742 Schopf, J. William 1999 "Cradle of Life:The Discovery of Earth's Earliest Fossils" , Princeton University Press Or better yet, Iris Fry, 2000 "The Emergence of Life on Earth: A Historical and Scientific Overview" Rutgers University Press

6) ID is not science, the majority of evolution is not science. If that is what you mean by agree then we are fine. However if you intend to seperate religion and science then I would be happy with a law that puts any educator in jail if they make evolution statements labeled as science that cannot be tested as such. This would allow evolution as science to be taught but would remove the BS that most evolutionists claim and cannot back up. The majority of evolution is claims without a specific test or prediction of future results that has been confirmed. For example, Ape->Human is consistent with fossil data IF mutation rates are between a high and low threshold. I am happy with Humans may have evolved from Apes. But if you teach that Humans DID evolve from Apes you go to jail. If you object to this line then your objections to ID are not motivated by science and are more likely an indication of your own RELIGIOUS beliefs.

This "go to jail" "go to jail" "go to jail" garbage is why the founding fathers of the American experiment forged a wall between the power of the State, and the emotionality of religious fanatics. The mution rates in primates including humans have been estimated by the analysis of endogenous retro virus fragments in the primate geneome. An excellect example of this research is Constructing primate phylogenies from ancient retrovirus sequences. It is far from the only example, but I have run out of time and patience.

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

Uber-troll the "Rev" wrote: But I do indeed find it interesting (and illuminating) that David's claimed source of authority is "the Bible", not "God". This comment is bizarre. Exactly how would one make God one's direct source of authority? Does he speak to you Rev?

You don't think God is a religious authority . . . You rather take a Book About God as a religious authority?

Since God doesn't speak to me directly, the bible is the only source of his special revelation.

The infallibility of the bible is crucial. If the bible was shown to contain errors, then there would be no reason to believe any of it, including the promises of God

Yep, like I said. Idol-worship.

The infallibility of the bible is crucial.

But my dear David, it is not the infallibility of the Bible I am questioning -- it's the infalliblity of YOU. Are you claiming that not only is the Bible infallible, but YOUR INTERPRETATIONS of it are also infallible? Sorry, David, but I don't believe that you are infallible.

My religious opinions are just that, my opinions . . . .Can you say the same thing about YOUR religious opinions, David? Or are you too prideful and self-righteous to do that . . . . . ? Um, yes I can say with certainty that my religious opinions are just that, my opinions. Any other tautologies you'd like me to affirm?

Hey David, you snipped part of it out, for some odd reason. Here, let me remind you:

My religious opinions are just that, my opinions. They are no more holy or divine or infallible or authoritative than anyone else's religious opinions. No one is obligated in any way, shape, or form to follow my religious opinions, to accept them, or even to pay any attention at all to them. "

I'd like you to affirm THAT, too, David. Not only are your religious opinions just that, your opinions, but your religious opinions are no more holy or divine or infallible or authoritative than anyone else's religious opinions. No one is oblihgated in any way, shape or form to follow your religious opinions, to accept them, or even to pay any attention at all to them. Or are you too prideful and self-righteous to choke those words past your lips, David . . . .

Michael Rathbun · 13 March 2005

Why do you rant at Donkey Kong?

— Your Conscience
My working hypothesis is that he/she/it/they/you is/are [a] frothing loon. Your notions may differ significantly.

Air Bear · 13 March 2005

David Heddle wrote:

Well, I'm not a fundy but I can answer it. Since God doesn't speak to me directly, the bible is the only source of his special revelation. (Nature and science are part of his general revelation, which is why science and religion are compatible, something that bio-fundies do not grasp.) The infallibility of the bible is crucial. If the bible was shown to contain errors, then there would be no reason to believe any of it, including the promises of God. It would put you in the position of liberal Christians who, having denied biblical inerrancy, simply go about making up god to be the way they would be if they were god.

I'm surprised that Prof. Heddle doesn't consider himself a fundamentalist, since primacay and (lteral) infallibility of the Bible are two cornerstones of fundamentalism. I'd be interested in his explanation of he differs from fundamentalists. At any rate, his claim to be aligned with the one true scriptural authority runs into a few problems. First, his belief that "the bible is the only source of his special revelation" puts him at odds with the largest body of Christians. The Roman Catholic Church claims that its revelations have the same force as the word of Scripture (Catholics can help me out here - I'm a Lutheran). He therefore disagrees with the largest body of Christians. That is certainly his right, but it leads to a larger problem, namely: Second, Prof. Heddle is ignoring the theological disagreements among the large numbers of Christian denominations, Protestant and otherwise. This morning I heard a sermon proclaiming the Lutheran doctrine of "salvation by Grace alone". The highly learned pastor argued that we cannot "choose" to accept Christ, an assertion that is disputed by other Protestant denominations, including Prof. Heddle's own Baptist faith. Also, I am vaguely aware that the Greek Orthodox Church does not accept the concept of Original Sin. Prof. Heddle is certainly entitled to believe that his particular beliefs are the only true and valid ones, but he should acknowldege that the greate majority of Christians believe that his particular beliefs are wrong; in other words, within Christianity there is wide disagreement about theology. Third, the only scientific position that is consistent with the infallibility of the Bible is Young-Earth Creationism. Either the Bible is literally true, or it isn't. Any attempts to reconcile the Old Testament with an Old Earth end up with tortured logic saying that the words of the Bible don't say what they really mean, the first seven days of Genesis 1 are out of order, etc. (And just how infallible is it? Compare Genesis 6:3 with Genesis 11:10-12 and come up with an explanation. I guess that the Bible infallibly records God's words in Genesis 6:3 but that He didn't really mean what He said. Such are the explanations that preserve the "infallibility" of the Bible.)

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

Yes, the same thing happens in science. There are competing theories, and the proponents of each will claim to be correct.

And as I noted earlier, science has the scientific method to determine which hypothesis is correct and which isn't. What method do you have to determine if a religious opinion is or is not valid. Other than your say-so.

With Christian theology, the body of evidence is the bible. "Preacher Mike" allegedly made certain statements. Either they are supported by the bible, refuted by the bible, or the bible is silent on the matter.

But my dear David, people have been arguing over the "real meanign" of the Bible for well over 2000 years. Why on earth should anyone beleive that YOUR interpretations are the True and COrrect Ones (c). Other than your say-so.

It is true that everyone might claim the bible supports their position

Gee, just like YOU do . . . .

, but that is not the end of the story---their positions can be independently tested against the text.

Reeeaaaallllyyyyyy. That simple, huh. Gee, David, if it's that simple, why on earth have Christian groups been fighting over it for two millenia now. Why is it that some Christians who "test" their opinions "against the text" come up with conclusions that are 180-degrees the opposite of YOURS. Why is that, David. Wait, let me guess ----- since YOU are such a good holy upstanding man of the Bible who walks more closely to God than us emre mortals do, YOUR opinion is the oen that counts. . . Right?

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

If you demonstrate that the bible doesn't support my position, them I'm wrong, regardless of whether or not I stomp my feet and claim it does.

My dear David, YOU seem to be the one missing the point . . . . All Christians, throughout history, whatever their opinions, have claimed the Bible supports them. You say the Bible supports YOUR opinions; they say the Bible supports THEIR positions. Why is *your* claim any more valid than theirs. And by what authority do you reject *their* claims. Other than your say-so. Stomp your feet all you want, David. I'm *still* not convinced that your interpretations of the Bible are infallible. Nor am I convinced that your religious opinions are any more authoritative or divine or holy than anyone else's.

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

I'm surprised that Prof. Heddle doesn't consider himself a fundamentalist

I'm not. I've found that many fundies don't like to admit that they are fundies. They have apparently figured out that most people think fundies are nuts. But then, I couldn't care less if David were a fundie, a liberal, or whatever. All I want to know is this; what makes his religious opinions and/or interpretations of the Bible any more holy or infallible or authoritative than anyone else's. Other than his say-so. Alas, so far, all I've gotten from him is "my opinions are right because the Bible says so". I am still waiting for him to explain why HIS interpretations of the Bible are any more authoritative or infallible than any of the thousands of others that have appeared over the past two thousand years. I suspect that this, too, will just boil down to "because I say so". David, like most fundies, doesn't want to answer that question. He has, after all, only two options. Either he has to admit that his religious opinions AREN'T any better or more authoritative than anyone else's (and fundies would rather die than say that), or he has to admit that he thinks his religious opinions ARE more authoritative solely because of his say-so ----- because he is so much holier than the rest of us and walks closer to God (thus demonstrating that fundies are indeed, as I've always said, just self-righteous arrogant prideful pricks who think, quite literally, that they are holier than everyone else). Which is it, David. Are you more holy and authoritative than the rest of us mere mortals? If so, why?

Air Bear · 13 March 2005

To follow up on David Heddle's claim that

If the bible was shown to contain errors, then there would be no reason to believe any of it, including the promises of God.

Genesis 6:3 says:

Then the Lord said, I will not allow people to live forever; they are mortal. From now on they will live no longer than 120 years."

(Most translations say exactly 120 years, which obviously must mean a maximum 120 years.) This is before the Flood. After the Flood, in Genesis 11:10-13:

"These are the descendants of Shem [one of Noah's sons]. Two years after the flood, when Shem was 100 years old, he had a son, Arpachshad. After that, he lived another 500 years and had other children. When Arpachshad was 35 years old, he had a son, Shelah. After that, he lived 403 years and had other children."

Selah lived 433 years, and succeeding generations lived 200+ years. In short, before the Flood, God said that men would live only 120 years and no more. But after the Flood, several generations lived much longer. Maybe Shem was alive before the Flood and could be "grandfathered" into the pre-120-year-limit era. But Shem's descendents were born AFTER the Flood. Either God didn't keep his promise or the Bible does not infallibly record His words. Would Prof. Heddle or any other believers care to respond how "infallibility" applies here? I think he would be wise to back away from the "house of cards" approach to the Bible. Sorry to stray so far away from evolutionary biology, but I think we must objectively evaluate the claims of posters here.

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

Since God doesn't speak to me directly, the bible is the only source of his special revelation.

What an odd statement. . . . . Every heard of "prayer", David? Do you pray? If so, do you pray to a God, or do you pray to a Book About God? Ever hear a Christian talk about a "personal relationship with God", David? Is their "personal relationship" really just with a Book? How, exactly, does one have a "personal relationship" with a book, David? My goodness, David, you're even deeper into idol-worship than I *thought* you were . . . . . . .

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 13 March 2005

So if the bible were shown to be in error, it wouldn't prove that God didn't exist (the very question is fatuous.) It would mean that you couldn't trust what the bible said about God, his attributes, and his plan for salvation.

Or his existence . . . . ? Hey David, if we can't trust a mistaken Bible when it talks about God's attributes, why on earth should we trust a mistaken Bible when it talks about God's EXISTENCE? Sounds to me like you're trying to have it both ways. Could you at least TRY to be consistent in your balderdash, David? Or you just don't want to admit that you worship a Book About God instead of a God . . . . . . Hey David, didja know that one of the reasons why some people at the Council of Nicaea did not want to put the Bible into written form was that they were afraid that some people would take that book as if it represented God Himself . . . ? Heck, NOBODY could be THAT stupid, could they, David . . . . ? By the way, David, regarding your statement;

It would mean that you couldn't trust what the bible said about God

No, David, it would NOT mean that to *me*. It would simply mean that an old book was wrong about something. But then, unlike you, I prefer to put MY faith in a *god*, not in a *book about god*. Your faith seems to be rather weak, David, if it can be shattered just because an old book is wrong about something. Are you QUITE sure you are REALLY as holy and divinely-devoted as you'd like everyone to think you are . . . ?

Jim Harrison · 13 March 2005

The Jewish Bible is an anthology of the best of (mostly) Hebrew literature. The rabbis realized that parts of it were highly difficult to assimilate to their religious outlook---e.g. Job, Ecclesiastes, Song of Songs--but they had too much integrity to them away in view of their obvious merit. Trying to convince yourself that this heterogenous mass is actually a seamless whole requires an enormous amount of special pleading and forced interpretation.

If you really want to be able to read the Bible, the first thing you need to do is lose your faith.

Dan S. · 13 March 2005

"My name is LUCA . . ." (a la the Suzanne Vega song)

I have to go to bed.

Maybe PT should get a disemvowelment option? (ie: 4)  vltn rls, t ts cr, n "w r hr, thr s n Gd . . .." ) Or better yet, if somebody could whip something up that would insert phrases like "I (heart) Stephen Jay Gould!! He's my favorite!!!" into offending posts? It might be wrong, but it would be funny!

. . .y'know, if you do a yahoo search on disemvowelment, it asks you if you maybe *really* meant to look for disembowelment? Sick, sick search engine . . . .

steve · 13 March 2005

primitive persons living 400, 500, 969 years...

If you can believe that, believing in ID is no problem.

Air Bear · 13 March 2005

Yes, Dan S., even DonkeyKong would agree that you need to go to bed ;-)

Ron Zeno · 13 March 2005

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/by_name.html

steve · 13 March 2005

Ron:

Dang. That's a great list.

Wayne Francis · 13 March 2005

DK's post hurt my head from the incoherent babbling. I'm going to guess, by the same level of bad grammar etc, that CY is DK too.

Both like to use big grown up scientific words in their posts when they clearly have no concept of what they are actually talking about. Therefore from this time forward I'm filtering out DK's and CY's comments so I don't listen to/read them anymore.

As to David Heddle. You say that you can look to the Bible to decide who is right on a religious claim. That the Bible either addresses that claim or it does not. Who says that the Bible is correct? Why is the Christian Bible so much more accurate then any other religion's religious text? The Bible has clearly changed over time. Many parts have been added to over the years. If the Bible was really the word of God why would man need to add to the bible over time? Why would man have to alter the word of God to clarify God's word? Heck many biblical historians believe that the 10 commandments where altered over the years.

You have, and correct me if I'm wrong, have said that you interpret the Bible. Thus how your interpretation of the Bible is any better then someone else's interpretation is a personal opinion.

Bill Ware · 14 March 2005

Air Bear,

"This morning I heard a sermon proclaiming the Lutheran doctrine of "salvation by Grace alone". The highly learned pastor argued that we cannot "choose" to accept Christ,..."

Arg. We cannot be saved by choosing to accept Christ. This is not enough on its own. It would mean that salvation would be in our hands when it is not. It is in God's hands, through God's grace that we are saved.

Believing the "right things" is no guaranty. God has the final say. See Matthew 7:22-24

Ed Darrell · 14 March 2005

Mr. Heddle said:

Well, I'm not a fundy but I can answer it. Since God doesn't speak to me directly, the bible is the only source of his special revelation. (Nature and science are part of his general revelation, which is why science and religion are compatible, something that bio-fundies do not grasp.) The infallibility of the bible is crucial. If the bible was shown to contain errors, then there would be no reason to believe any of it, including the promises of God. It would put you in the position of liberal Christians who, having denied biblical inerrancy, simply go about making up god to be the way they would be if they were god.

This is where the Darbyist and the creationist depart from Christianity. We Christians have more than one source of information about God: Prayer, tradition, scripture, and creation, to mention four. The creationist insists the Bible must be correct, even when it conflicts with God's own handiwork in creation. The Bible is infallible, in their view, but God is not. Of course, that's not where creationists think they are going, but it is, nevertheless, where they've ended up. And that is why Christians rejected creationism in the 19th century.

jeff-perado · 14 March 2005

Trying to reconnect David Heddle's infallible Bible back to science, and tie that in to "testable" claims, let us consider some of the New Testament science:

Jude 1:12 speaks of "waterless clouds" Now obviously science has proven this one false, since all clouds are made of water vapor, by definition, the Bible is flat out wrong. It gets even more silly when those who claim that the Bible meant (i.e. they interpreted it to mean somthing it did not say) clouds that were not rain clouds. since they interpreted the bible, simply to match it to reality, it loses its infallibility instantly. Thus it is wrong, and thus, according to Dave, one cannot claim that it can be correct about the characteristics of God (he failed to take his own statement to its logical conclusion: that if the bible is wrong, then it fails to support the existence of God.)

James 3:12 proudly proclaims two scientific falsehoods:
First, (the second one listed in the text) that "Nor can salt water produce fresh". James, God's voice in this book of the infallible Bible, falsely claims that fresh water cannot be produced from salt water. I guess God forgot to mention that us mere humans would be building huge desalination plants in the future to do exactly that. James was wrong, thus God was wrong. Another incorrect piece of science that proves David's "infallible Bible" very fallible indeed.

Second, "Can a fig tree, my brethren, produce olives, or a vine produce figs?" Need I remind David, or anyone for that matter, that this is a trivial matter for genetic engineering to accomplish. The only reason it has never been done, is, "what would be the point?" Indeed, there is no need to do the gene splicing necessary to make a fig tree produce olives, so why bother. But since it requires no new technology, just the genome maps of figs and olives, to accomplish, this one is wrong as well. Science CAN do it, there is just no reason TO do it! But just like we've made zebra fish that glow, engineered plants that produce their own pesticides, bacteria that eat oil, etc., and etc.; we could make a grape vine prodice figs. Science proves the bible wrong, and if it is wrong, then it is fallible.

I could go on. I mean Jesus' own claim about mustard seeds is well known. Then there are his faith-based claims; that believers could defy medical science, and drink poison is one of these. Care to test test the infallibility of the bible David, and drink a bottle of Drano? (No, please don't try this, death is pretty final.)

So, now we have come full circle David. We have seen that not only is the bible interpreted (what are waterless clouds?), but that it is not testable for infallibility (because those tests fail), that it doesn't measure up to scientific testability at all (since science can test a hypothesis -- can fresh water come from salt water), but that it fails miserably when faced with the facts of the world.

I guess the last refuge would be for a more "liberal" view of the Bible, that is pulling away from its infallibility, and take it to be what most Christians take it for; a "get to know your god through storytelling and analogy book."

jeff-perado · 14 March 2005

I forgot to add my really snarky bit,
RE: Jude 1:12. ....Or maybe God was referring to the clouds on Venus or Titan....

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 14 March 2005

God has the final say. See Matthew 7:22-24

Ironic, huh. "God has the final say. Because this book says so. And this book can't be wrong." Idol-worship.

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 14 March 2005

We Christians have more than one source of information about God: Prayer, tradition, scripture, and creation, to mention four. The creationist insists the Bible must be correct, even when it conflicts with God's own handiwork in creation. The Bible is infallible, in their view, but God is not. Of course, that's not where creationists think they are going, but it is, nevertheless, where they've ended up.

That's because creationists don't worship a God ---- they worship a Book About God, and are too dumb to tell the difference. They are just idol-worshippers. Not only that, but they do exactly what David accuses "liberal Christians" of doing --- they interpret the Bible as if they themselves were God. And on top of that, unlike the "liberal Christians", they are arrogant, self-righteous and prideful enough to declare that THEIR interpretations are the only correct ones, and all the rest are wrong. I.e., they declare THEMSELVES to be god. They, quite literally, think they are holier than everyone else. Heck, David is so self-righteous and holier-than-thou (literally), that he can't even choke these words past his lips: My religious opinions are just that, my opinions. They are no more holy or divine or infallible or authoritative than anyone else's religious opinions. No one is obligated in any way, shape, or form to follow my religious opinions, to accept them, or even to pay any attention at all to them. My religious opinions are right for *me*. Whether they are right for *you*, I neither know nor care." That says a lot about him.

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 14 March 2005

We Christians have more than one source of information about God: Prayer, tradition, scripture, and creation, to mention four. The creationist insists the Bible must be correct, even when it conflicts with God's own handiwork in creation. The Bible is infallible, in their view, but God is not. Of course, that's not where creationists think they are going, but it is, nevertheless, where they've ended up.

That's because creationists don't worship a God ---- they worship a Book About God, and are too dumb to tell the difference. They are just idol-worshippers. Not only that, but they do exactly what David accuses "liberal Christians" of doing --- they interpret the Bible as if they themselves were God. And on top of that, unlike the "liberal Christians", they are arrogant, self-righteous and prideful enough to declare that THEIR interpretations are the only correct ones, and all the rest are wrong. I.e., they declare THEMSELVES to be god. They, quite literally, think they are holier than everyone else. Heck, David is so self-righteous and holier-than-thou (literally), that he can't even choke these words past his lips: My religious opinions are just that, my opinions. They are no more holy or divine or infallible or authoritative than anyone else's religious opinions. No one is obligated in any way, shape, or form to follow my religious opinions, to accept them, or even to pay any attention at all to them. My religious opinions are right for *me*. Whether they are right for *you*, I neither know nor care." That says a lot about him.

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 14 March 2005

Who says that the Bible is correct? Why is the Christian Bible so much more accurate then any other religion's religious text? The Bible has clearly changed over time. Many parts have been added to over the years. If the Bible was really the word of God why would man need to add to the bible over time? Why would man have to alter the word of God to clarify God's word? Heck many biblical historians believe that the 10 commandments where altered over the years.

There are indeed several different versions of the Ten commandments within the Bible itself. And you ask good questions. Indeed, why is the Christian Bible any more authoritative than the Koran or the Baghavad Gita or the Tao te Ching, other than someone's say-so. Even if we accept the authority of the Bible, we need to know WHICH BIBLE. There have been gazillions of different versions throughout history. Some contain books that are not included in others; some DROP books that ARE contained in others. All of the early Bibles were heavily influenced by political considerations at the time of the collapse of the Roman Empire, and their translation/compilation continued to be influenced throughout the centuries by purely political considerations. The fundies try to get around all this by yammering that it is the "original autographs" that are infallible. But alas for them, no one has SEEN any of these "original autographs". But then, since I don't idol-worship a book, I'm not all that interested in arguing over "which one is the Real One."

Marek14 · 14 March 2005

If I understand logic a bit, it's not possible to argue the truthfulness of any book based on the book alone - unless you want to be caught in a tautology "The book is true because it says it". Kinda as the sentence "This sentence is true," can be true or false - it can't be decided.

To determine the Bible as infallible and true, it seems one needs some other source. I think that for the fundamentalists, it's usually their own mind. They replace the simple tautology with a more complex one, "I believe the Bible to be true, and what I think is right, because it's in agreement with the Bible."

Do I understand this right?

Bill Ware · 14 March 2005

"God has the final say. Because this book says so. And this book can't be wrong."

Didn't say that. I was commenting on the Luthern belief that we are saved by God's grace alone, not by what we believe or do. It's a good thing too, since we don't seem to know what we believe, wouldn't you say? I read the Bible like NY Times news articles. I attend to the "facts" reported and come to my own conclusions. At times the "facts" are wrong, so I look for the big picture, the general principles. It's the same with the theory of evolution. One needs to look at the big picture. Mentioning Piltdown Man or irreducible duplicity is just irrelevant nonsense.

Buridan · 14 March 2005

Hey folks, could you help me out here? I'm looking for the Panda's Thumb website - it's a website devoted to issues surrounding evolution and creationism and run by people in the sciences.

I see that "The Panda's Thumb" is in the title but you're obviously a theology website judging by the content. It's really odd. I swear this was the correct URL.

David Heddle · 14 March 2005

Air Bear,

, since primacay and (lteral) infallibility of the Bible are two cornerstones of fundamentalism. I'd be interested in his explanation of he differs from fundamentalists.

Don't mix up laterality and inerrancy. But anyway, if you define fundamentalist as someone who affirms inerrancy, then I am a fundamentalist. Of course, then so are all Catholics, because the Roman Catholic Church affirms biblical inerrancy. I use fundamentalist in the sense of dispensationalist, legalist view--think of the Left Behind series of books" But hey, if you want to equate a belief in inerrancy with fundamentalism, then I'm in. There is no official definition of fundamentalist, so whatever makes you happy.

The highly learned pastor argued that we cannot "choose" to accept Christ, an assertion that is disputed by other Protestant denominations, including Prof. Heddle's own Baptist faith.

I'm assuming he meant that we can not choose him before we are changed, i.e. he was discussing predestination (imprecisely.) And while it's true that many Baptists would deny this, you have neglected the fact that there are "Reformed Baptists" who accept predestination. And, by the way, I am not a Baptist, ask my pastor (who would agree with your Lutheran pastor)--we often debate the issue of infant baptism---would verify. "Rev",

All of the early Bibles were heavily influenced by political considerations at the time of the collapse of the Roman Empire

Wrong (as usual). There is circumstantial evidence that the canon was in place by the late third and early 4th centuries. And in 367, Athanasius, bishop of Alexandria sent a Festal letter that matter-of-factly listed exactly the same twenty-seven (no more no less books of the NT that are in the bible today. That places an upper limit on establishment of the canon, and there is no indication that Athanasius considered his list new and momentous. On the other hand, it is possible that a book that didn't make it in, should have, and that a book that shouldn't have, did. In particular, there was some debate earlier about Hebrews, James, Jude, and Revelation. I think they all belong in the canon, but there is no way apart from faith that I can be sure. On the other hand, none of those books, were they to be removed, would have an effect on the gospel (Although losing Hebrews would be a tough pill). This of course has no bearing on the inerrancy of scripture, scripture being defined as that which, in its original form, was inspired. Marek14:

If I understand logic a bit, it's not possible to argue the truthfulness of any book based on the book alone - unless you want to be caught in a tautology

Not completely true--because if the book is not self consistent then it can't be true, just as one example. Ed Darrell

This is where the Darbyist and the creationist depart from Christianity. We Christians have more than one source of information about God: Prayer, tradition, scripture, and creation, to mention four.

Well I am neither a Darbyist, if by that you mean a dispensationalist, or a creationist, if by that you mean a YEC. As for your four, let's be precise. To me, the only source of special revelation is the bible. The only source of general revelation is creation. (So that's two.) Roman Catholics have sacred tradition, the handed down extra-biblical teachings that are considered authoritative. As for prayer, I for one have never received any divine revelation via prayer. Other things, yes, but not divine revelation.

steve · 14 March 2005

The Panda's Thumb? I've heard of that place. Unstructured free-for-all overwhelmed by trolls and troll-feeders. Why would you want to go there?

steve · 14 March 2005

Comment #20000 Posted by Marek14 on March 14, 2005 08:16 AM If I understand logic a bit, it's not possible to argue the truthfulness of any book based on the book alone - unless you want to be caught in a tautology "The book is true because it says it". Kinda as the sentence "This sentence is true," can be true or false - it can't be decided. To determine the Bible as infallible and true, it seems one needs some other source. I think that for the fundamentalists, it's usually their own mind. They replace the simple tautology with a more complex one, "I believe the Bible to be true, and what I think is right, because it's in agreement with the Bible." Do I understand this right?

Using logic on a primitive belief system like religion, is like using the US Army on the Normans of 1066.

Buridan · 14 March 2005

Indeed!

Emanuele Oriano · 14 March 2005

Mr. Heddle:

And in 367, Athanasius, bishop of Alexandria sent a Festal letter that matter-of-factly listed exactly the same twenty-seven (no more no less books of the NT that are in the bible today.

I wonder... where did you get the false impression that there is only one book popularly called "The Bible", Mr. Heddle? And why do you gloss over the Deuterocanonical books of the OT, which prove exactly the point that was being made? Fact is, listening to Christian denominations quarrel among themselves can be very instructive: it shows that the pretense of objective assessment of Biblical support for this or that position is just that, a pretense. (Oh, and by the way: the usual definition of an objective assessment of controversial questions includes a disinterested assessor... do you really want a non-believer to judge the merits of your Biblical opinions, Mr. Heddle?)

Grey Wolf · 14 March 2005

Heddle is once again speaking of that of which he has no knowledge. From wikipedia, the Catholic belief re: Bible is:

Their belief that the Church, not any one book, is the vessel and deposit of the fullness of the teachings of Jesus and the Apostles. This teaching is preserved in both written scripture and in written and oral church tradition. Neither is independent of the other.

This agrees with my knowledge of the topic - Catholics don't believe in an inerrant Bible, only one that is a "map road" of sorts to the teachings of God and Jesus Christ. All of it *must* be interpreted (and in fact is - a Catholic Bible has almost more footnotes than there is original text) and from what I remember almost everything is taken as alegorical, reading the teaching inside the story. Certainly, no Catholic priest I have ever known has said that Adam and Eve were real. Or Noah. Some of my religion teachers even went so far as to suggest that even the bodly ressurrection of Jesus is also alegorical (but I have to point out I have no idea if that is official Catholic Church thesis). David Heddle, please abstain from sprouting further nonesense of topics which you know nothing about. Hope that helps, Grey Wolf

Ron Zeno · 14 March 2005

As much as I hate troll-feeding, or letting trolls divert discussions in any way, I do think it useful to understand and explore the differences between science and religions, since most who are pro-IDC (Intelligent Design Creationism) don't understand those differences, and a few very influential pro-IDC people are using that ignorance as part of their main strategy for promoting their agenda.

Science is based upon standards of evidence, logic, assessment, and ethics. Religions as a whole are not, though some individual, specific religions may have some standards, especially of ethics and logic.

The pro-IDC arguments are based on putting their religious viewpoints (which are based on little or no discernable standards of any kind, certainly not logic nor ethics, let alone evidence or assessment) on equal standing with other religions ("We're all Christians." "We all believe in the Bible.") and even science itself ("Darwinism is a religion." "IDC is science."). Once people accept those deceptions, the pro-IDC argument continues with asking for equal treatment.

David Heddle · 14 March 2005

Grey Wolf, You could not have made a dumber argument, unless you collaborated with the "Rev." Catholic dogma does affirm the inerrancy of the bible. For example \the Vatican I council (the same council that declared the pope infallible) says:

"The books of the Old and New Testament, whole and entire, with all their parts, as enumerated in the decree of the same Council [Trent] and in the ancient Latin Vulgate, are to be received as sacred and canonical. And the Church holds them as sacred and canonical not because, having been composed by human industry, they were afterwards approved by her authority; nor only because they contain revelation without errors, but because, having been written under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit, they have God for their Author."

The fact that they also have an oral tradition (which I said earlier) does no mean that they do not affirm inerrancy. It means that to Catholics the bible is an inerrant but incomplete revelation. At least that is their dogma as defined in councils and the catechism. Why you would even think that what you quoted from the Catholic Encyclopedia proves that the RCC does not affirm inerrancy is quite amazing.

Gary Hurd · 14 March 2005

OK, maybe I asked for it, maybe I didn't.

It doesn't really matter to me.

I am pulling the plug on this one.

Say ByeBye.