Top Ten Litmus Tests

Posted 27 March 2005 by

The conservative magazine The Weekly Standard, apparently not wanting to allow Commentary to have all the fun, has waded into the anti-evolution biz by publishing this miserable article by Paul McHugh. It is the usual melange of literary arrogance coupled with scientific ignorance. It does, however, provide a useful opportunity to review the various litmus tests you can apply to distinguish between serious commentators on the one hand, and dishonest hacks on the other.

If the author of the article you are reading uses any of the following devices in making his case:

  1. Make a reference to thought control.
  2. Bring up Inherit the Wind.
  3. Imply that evolution is about ideology and not science.
  4. Pretend that evolution has made no progress since Darwin.
  5. Use quotations from scientists misleadingly and without indicating their source.
  6. Bring up Piltdown Man.
  7. Use the term “Darwinian fundamentalist.”
  8. Pretend that the theory of Punctuated Equilibrium refutes core tenets of neo-Darwinism.
  9. Put words into the mouths of scientists without providing citations.
  10. Accuse scientists of being dishonest.
then you are almost certainly reading the work of a dishonest hack. I've fleshed out the details in this post over at EvolutionBlog.

113 Comments

Evolving Apeman · 27 March 2005

Idealogue:

"Anyone who questions my idealogy is a dishonest hack"

Your anger is humorous. How dare we question your pseudoscience that relies on rhetoric instead of scientific method to promote itself.

You guys are going to have to do better than this if you want to prevent the greatest hoax in history from being exposed.

Russell · 27 March 2005

Apeman: There are a lot of specifics dealt with in the post referred to above. You, of course, dealt with none of them, choosing instead to wave your creationist cheerleader pom-poms. But then - and this is the delicious irony part - you say:

How dare we question your pseudoscience that relies on rhetoric instead of scientific method to promote itself.

Now, my replying to this bit of silliness probably qualifies as "troll-feeding"; but my purpose is the opposite. If you have nothing of substance to write, we've really had all the creationist pom-pom action we need.

Rupert Goodwins · 27 March 2005

I disagree strongly, Russell. The delicious irony part is

You guys are going to have to do better than this if you want to prevent the greatest hoax in history from being exposed.

in response to a message that posits as one of its tests of dishonest hackery

10. Accuse scientists of being dishonest.

All of those ten tests are worth remembering, as I don't think any of them even require a belief in evolutionary biology to appear reasonable - just a basic working knowledge of fair discussion. For example: Darwin fundamentalists - what are they, exactly? People who hold the original books to be inerrant? I don't think such animals exist, and Darwin was certainly not one such. So any argument that uses this term without defining what it means and why its relevant is either dishonest or incompetent. Imagine the fun using a term such as "Progressive creationists" when referring to some ill-defined body of IDers ('scuse tautology)... R

Steve Reuland · 27 March 2005

One could add a few more to the list:

11. Pretend as if Dawkins and Gould are the final authority in evolution.

12. The use of the term "Darwinist" as a blanket description of everyone who accepts modern evolutionary theory.

13. Invoke the essentialist fallacy by claiming that "a fruit fly is still just a fruit fly!"

14. Assert that any and all critics of "Darwinism" are invariably "shouted down".

I could go on. It's a silly article, pretty much the standard nonsense that could have been written by any DI lacky, without so much as a hint of originality.

BTW Jason, excellent take-down.

Les Lane · 27 March 2005

McHugh employs what I call "sophomoric reasoning'. While such reasoning may suffice for public rhetoric, students who do not rise above it will not succeed in science.

Gary Hurd · 27 March 2005

I think that there should be some attention that they can't even use common English in the title of that pies of trash:

Teaching Darwin Why we're still fighting about biology textbook. by Paul McHugh

That ought to be "a biology textbook" or even "about biology textbooks." I understand that they are spouting about biology, but as they have no grasp of science one might expect at least minimal facility with English.

Sean Foley · 27 March 2005

6. Bring up Piltdown Man.

Double points for Nebraska Man. Triple points for "Ramapithecus Man."

Stan Gosnell · 28 March 2005

If facility with English is going to be a test, then I sadly must point out that many who regularly post here will fail.

Ben · 28 March 2005

"You guys are going to have to do better than this if you want to prevent the greatest hoax in history from being exposed."

Nuh-uh. What about the moon landing?

EmmaPeel · 28 March 2005

Hmmm... how about:

15. Fret that teaching our children that their very distant ancestors were a different species than our own will cause them to want to act as if they were members of that ancient species instead of the humans that they are.

16. Quote Dostoyevsky: "If God is dead, then everything is permitted."

Jim Harrison · 28 March 2005

Everytime somebody quotes the "If God is dead, then everything is permitted" bit, I'm moved to point out that if there really isn't any God, nothing is permitted because there isn't anybody authorized to do the permitting. This is not just a quibble. Religion motivates people, sometimes for good, sometimes for evil, while those who lose their faith are more likely to become passive than murderous.

ts · 28 March 2005

I think that there should be some attention that (sic) they can't even use common English in the title of that pies (sic) of trash:

You may want to rephrase that. We can do a lot better than non-substantive and hypocritical attacks on journal editors for abbreviating headlines.

David Heddle · 28 March 2005

Yes, anyone who rants on the "seperation" clause should refrain from casting stones at another's misuse of English.

Evolving Apeman · 28 March 2005

Unlike the "dishonest hack" who criticizes evolution, you guys are far superior because:

1. You never miss the opportunity to point out a spelling or grammer error to discredit someone
2. Your keen eyes can recognize a troll (i.e. anyone who makes any criticism of evolution on this forum)
3. Your "science"-based worldview is above religion. (Keep telling yourself that and maybe you will never have to ask an honest question about your life)
4. You have mastered the art of circular reasoning: "This finding in nature doesn't fit with our current model of evolution, let's make some minor adjustments. Hey, evolution is the unifying theory in biology"
5. (My favorite) You are far superior than the ignorant masses who suffer from the "god" gene that promotes reproduction in protected but oppresive environment.
- Correllary A: Your critics have protective mechanisms (due to evolution) that protect them from accepting the greater knowledge you hold. Thus there is really no point in arguing with them, its like trying to convince an ape.

Russell · 28 March 2005

Apeman:

1. You never miss the opportunity to point out a spelling or grammer error to discredit someone

That's "grammar". But seriously, Apeman: do you have anything of substance to say relevant to the post in question?

Evolving Apeman · 28 March 2005

Thanks for pointed my speling error out :>

You guys have closed the door to any open dialogue. Based on the "post in question", nothing I or any critic has to say will ever have any substance. You have essentially have said that if you criticize us, you are a dishonest hack. After all you get to define the rules of criticism.

However, I agree with the president (elected by us ignorant masses), the book isn't closed on all the claims of evolution. So whether you consider your critics worthy of dialogue and debate doesn't really matter. If we do not get our way in publich education, we will home school our children (where they where they outperform the public schools despite an inferior evolution education). We will also vote in more politicians that support school vouchers so we can put them in private schools where they will be not be indoctrinated with garbage.

You guys need a system like socialism or communism to have your way. This whole democracy thing really gets in the way.

Monty Zoom · 28 March 2005

However, I agree with the president (elected by us ignorant masses),

He won a majority of the vote, but he more than 50% of US citizens did not vote for him.

the book isn't closed on all the claims of evolution.

It's science, the books are never closed. However, there have been no scientific alternatives to evolution purposed.

So whether you consider your critics worthy of dialogue and debate doesn't really matter. If we do not get our way in publich education, we will home school our children (where they where they outperform the public schools despite an inferior evolution education). We will also vote in more politicians that support school vouchers so we can put them in private schools where they will be not be indoctrinated with garbage.

Put your kids in private schools to be indocrinated in garbage you believe in, but why should I have to pay for it? You see, vouchers are unconstitutional and will be found as such.

You guys need a system like socialism or communism to have your way. This whole democracy thing really gets in the way.

The last bastion! You see, you pay attention to only the things you wish to pay attention to. This is the reason there is no "debate" as you call it. Your president runs rough shod over "Freedom of Speech" and "Freedom of Religion" and it doesn't bother you. You call people who disagree with you as communists? Debate is the intelligent exchange of ideas. Sometimes emotions get in the way, and both sides pick at irrelevant things. IE spelling, grammar, etc. Name calling is also a part of this. It is not debate. Anyway, as I stated before, I have seen no scientific alternatives to evolution. Not one. Every alternative either fails the "Science" test or doesn't fit the evidence. Thus, you can pose your opinion as fact, and fall on your face, or you can provide a scientific theory that fits the evidence and remains scientific. You can in no way make ID or Creation scientific.

Ben · 28 March 2005

"You guys need a system like socialism or communism to have your way. This whole democracy thing really gets in the way."

Well, it's a moot point anyway since science isn't a democratic process. It's more of an "objective reality totalitarianism". But I'm glad you appear to realise, based upon your silly threats regarding public education and sympathetic bureaucrats, that creationism is a POLITICAL issue, with no actual grounding in science as you lot so often claim.

Evolving Apeman · 28 March 2005

Gee Monty,

Sounds like we need a lesson in science 101.

Let's start with common descent of all life. No experimental data to show this. So we use observational data which boils down to comparitive anatomy, similar DNA, finding old bones which can always be made into an "intermediate species". But you made a fatal flaw. You presumed a naturalistic explaination for events you did not observe and cannot experimentally reproduce. Thus your conclusion was inevitable with your presumptions and no other alternative can ever be possible. If you had insight, you might realize that your field is philosophical and not science. But circular reasoning never held an evolutionary biologist back. I'm sure Dr. McHugh knows something about lack of insight among people in his line of work. Perhaps you should make an appointment with him, he may be help you?

Michael Finley · 28 March 2005

Religion motivates people, sometimes for good, sometimes for evil, while those who lose their faith are more likely to become passive than murderous.

— Jim Harrison
Tell that to Louis XIV, Stalin's citizens, and Chinese college students.

David Heddle · 28 March 2005

Yeah, Jim, take a look at the passivity of this faithless movement.

Evolving Apeman · 28 March 2005

Ooooo 3 in a row, I think we are due for a don't feed the trolls post.

Yeah that will teach us!

Bayesian Bouffant · 28 March 2005

17) Mentions that development of life would decrease entropy and violate the second law of thermodynamics.

GCT · 28 March 2005

17) Mentions that development of life would decrease entropy and violate the second law of thermodynamics.

— Bayesian Bouffant
Bonus points if they say it's actually the third law of thermodynamics.

frank schmidt · 28 March 2005

Double bonus points if they invent a Fourth Law of Thermodynamics.

Evolving Apeman · 28 March 2005

18. They fail to see how a computer simulation is an "instance of evolution"

Joe McFaul · 28 March 2005

19. Use the term "worldview."

Monty Zoom · 28 March 2005

Evolving Apeman. It appears you need a lesson in Debate 101. You cry and complain about being there being no debate possible on this site, and yet you always fall into the conman's trap. When confronted change the subject or call them names.

You presumed a naturalistic explaination for events you did not observe and cannot experimentally reproduce.

And what am I supposed to "presume?" Am I supposed to presume some unnamed magician waved a magic wand and poof life appears in a finished form? That would be unscientific. IE Not Science. You see, I know what science is and is not. So, now give me a scientific explanation of origins that fits the data. You can cherry pick your data and nit-pick on the interpretation, but give one. Just one. When you do that, the debate can begin.

Jim Harrison · 28 March 2005

Communists, as umpteen people have rightly pointed out, were not people for whom God is dead. That's why the famous book against 'em is called the God that Failed. People ascribe the fall of the soviet system to a lot of things, oil prices, Ronald Reagan, overcentralization, resurgent nationalisms---but a Stalin or a Lenin would certainly have been able to keep the lid on if the Party hadn't lost its faith.

Somebody also mentioned Louis XIV as a counter example, a strange reference since the Sun King was exceedinly Catholic, indeed a famously bigoted one.

David Heddle · 28 March 2005

Jim,

The fall of communism is not the issue at hand, but rather its irrefutable history of mass murder.

Emanuele Oriano · 28 March 2005

Re Louis XIV.

Michael Finley was probably using him as an example of someone killed by people "without faith".

Of course, that should have been Louis XVI, but what the heck. Neither him, nor Stalin's citizens, nor Chinese students were killed because of their faith or lack thereof... but try to explain that to zealots!

Russell · 28 March 2005

Focus, David! The point is that Communism was religion; just another religion that induces horrific acts as well as noble ones. Your Black Book just reinforces the point you seem to be contesting.

Evolving Apeman · 28 March 2005

Monty,

You can presume whatever you like. But at least recognize your philosophical presumptions in a debate over origins. If you believe everything in life has a naturalistic explaination and all things are based on matter and energy so be it. But, some of us believe in transcendence and aren't in agreement with that philosophical presumtion. Neither of us are "scientifically correct", because science despite all it can do, can't answer the most important questions of life: why am I here?, what is the purpose of life? where am I going? Tell me Monty when you tell your partner you love them is it real? Or is it just a biochemical reaction that evolved to preserve your reproductive capacity. If you accept that there more to this world than matter and energy, you do not enter the debate about origins prejudiced against non-evolutionary explainations.

So when you recognize the real issue is philosophical naturalism, the debate can begin.

Savagemutt · 28 March 2005

I see the origin of a great new drinking game from this topic.

DavidF · 28 March 2005

because science despite all it can do, can't answer the most important questions of life: why am I here?, what is the purpose of life? where am I going?

Neither can religion.

Great White Wonder · 28 March 2005

science despite all it can do, can't answer the most important questions of life: why am I here?, what is the purpose of life? where am I going?

I thought the most important question of life was what do with all the gays and fetuses.

neo-anti-luddite · 28 March 2005

Quoth the Apeman:

"Tell me Monty when you tell your partner you love them is it real? Or is it just a biochemical reaction that evolved to preserve your reproductive capacity."

Tell me, Apeman, how is someone's capacity to feel love a product of anything but their own emotions? Whatever you, or I, or anyone else may consider their source to be is irrelevant to the actual emotion. How does "biochemical" love differ from "Christian" love, and how is that different from "Islamic" love, "Jewish" love, "Hindu" love, "Bhuddist" love, or any other "brand" of love?

Or are you claiming that "real love" isn't an emotion?

Or perhaps you're claiming that people who don't believe what you do are incapable of feeling the emotion of love?

What's your point?

Jim Harrison · 28 March 2005

I guess I've accidentally tripped Mr. Heddle's political correctness switch. He's like the folks who hyperventilated about Larry Summers, but with even less reason in this case. I guess he's upset that somebody failed to ritually denounce 70-year old political atrocities. He writes "the fall of communism is not the issue at hand, but rather its irrefutable history of mass murder." But why is the issue is communism's irrefutable history of mass murder? Because Mr. Heddle has an obsession, apparently. Why? Does he think Pol Pot is fixing to set up shop in the foothills of the Sierras?

There must be somebody someplace who's still defending Stalin, though even unrepentant lefties like Hobsbawm generally draw the line at Lenin. Nevertheless, the old guard is notably thin on the ground and one has to wonder why it remains such an issue in the year 2005. Does Mr. Heddle also retain hard feelings for those on the losing side of the Investiture controversy? I'm an old timer and actually knew real, we ain't foolin', true believer Reds who did defend Stalin. Indeed, I once stayed up till dawn with the president of Boston chapter of the American Communist Party trying to convince the man that facts are facts, no matter how dialectical you try to be. But that was 1967. Why Stalinism is such an issue in 2005 is more of a mystery. At a guess---and it is only a guess---what Mr. Heddle is following McCarthy's lead by attacking garden-variety secular liberalism as if it has something to do with Marxist Lenininsm. Maybe he's one of those guys for whom Social Security is just as bad as the extermination of the Kulaks.

From my unenchanted perspective, the Eventual Triumph of the Classless Society is much of a muchness with the Rapture and other millenial fantasies; and for me "God is Dead" has to be understood from a subjective point of view because it is the faith in some absolute value and not the reality of the object of the faith which is in question. From this perspective, millitant Communism is a lot like millitant Christianity or jihadist Islam, and all these fanatical movements contrast with secular attitudes and calmed-down versions of tradition religions.

Henry J · 28 March 2005

How about:

20) Imply that scientists have as a group managed to avoid noticing critical evidence that would change their basic assumptions if only they'd pay attention.

Henry

Monty Zoom · 28 March 2005

science despite all it can do, can't answer the most important questions of life: why am I here?, what is the purpose of life? where am I going?

I have not heard one good answer to these questions from either scientists nor theists. However, they are irrelevant to the topic at hand. To state that there is no meaning in life if evolution is true is ludicrous. To claim that love and science are mutually exclusive is just as silly. The problem lies in the fact that everything gets filtered through the brain. We cannot be objective because we cannot have any concept of the world with out this brain filter. Thus, many refuse to see the evidence because this evidence is disonnant with their idea of how the world works. You believe in "transcendence" and cannot imagine a world in which that does not exist. However, whether there is anything to it or not is also irrelevant to the topic of origins. Transcendence can still be possible in an evolutionary world. The preconceived notions and prejudices from centuries of conflicts makes many knee-jerk opposed to some ideas. Thus, creation and evolution debates. All of the physical elements tell a story. If we presume that we can understand the world we live we must know that our

conclusion was inevitable with your presumptions and no other alternative can ever be possible.

(From your own words.) How can we teach anything that cannot be observed? How can we ingore things that the data tells us? My filter won't allow a world that doesn't make sense.

Frank J · 28 March 2005

If the author of the article you are reading uses any of the following devices in making his case: (snip top 10) then you are almost certainly reading the work of a dishonest hack.

— Jason Rosenhouse
Don't forget the hot one for 2005, Antony Flew's god-of-the-gaps inspired conversion from Atheism to Deism. Of course anyone who brings that one up is sure to rattle off several of the others.

Evolving Apeman · 28 March 2005

Monty,

Presuppositions regarding philosophical naturalism or a belief in transendence are not irrelevent to the topic of origins. I fully agree that if you presume naturalism, evolution is a unifying theory for biology. But when you say there are no reasonable alternative views on the topic of origin, recognize the constraints you have placed to draw that conclusion.

If you are willing to allow the presupposition of transcendence instead of just naturalism, how come intelligent design cannot an alternative explaination to the diversity of life to that of evolution.

As far as teaching things that cannot be observed, how about morality? Is it ever wrong to be dishonest? to hurt others? If so I'd like some scientific data to back that up. If the only presupposition you accept is naturalism, then tell me what was wrong with the utopia Hitler wanted to create? (other than the fact that he didn't succeed) Isn't it all about survival of the fittest?

Enough · 28 March 2005

21) Uses the phrase "survival of the fittest" without having any idea what it means.

Apeman, you need to do more reading and less writing.

Enough · 28 March 2005

21) Uses the phrase "survival of the fittest" without having any idea what it means.

Apeman, you need to do more reading and less writing.

Russell · 28 March 2005

It seems to me the basic problem is that Apeman, and more eloquently Phil Johnson, doesn't believe in transcendence. They insist their deity can be demonstrated to be physically interacting with material stuff - not a very transcendental thing to do. Moreover, they insist that the act of creation isn't really beyond human comprehension - we can quantify it, experimentally probe it. And if, Designer forbid, it should be proved that there is no way to do quantitative theology, faith collapses like a house of cards.

Evolving Apeman · 28 March 2005

22) Fails to have read enough to show even a basic understanding of evolution

There now I've contributed two!

Micahel Finley · 28 March 2005

Of course, that should have been Louis XVI, but what the heck.

— Emanuele Oriano
Damn Roman numerals. Thank you for the correction. My point, however, was that Louis the 16th, together with countless French citizens, were the victims of a murderous regime of atheists. It is a glaring counter-example to Jim Harrison's claim that "those who lose their faith are more likely to become passive than murderous."

David Heddle · 28 March 2005

Micahel Finley:

It is a glaring counter-example to Jim Harrison's claim that "those who lose their faith are more likely to become passive than murderous."

It won't work. They will simply redefine the regimes of Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, etc. as a "religion."

Michael Rathbun · 28 March 2005

...victims of a murderous regime of atheists. It is a glaring counter-example...

— Micahel Finley
Generalize much from small data sets?

Russell · 28 March 2005

Good people will do good things, and bad people will do bad things. But for good people to do bad things -- that takes religion.

Steven Weinberg

Michael Rathbun · 28 March 2005

They will simply redefine the regimes of Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, etc. as a “religion.”

— David Heddle
Let me help you out by declaring Jim Jones and the usual stellar assortment of murderous religionists to be atheists honoris causa. Enough, already.

Monty Zoom · 28 March 2005

Apeman,

I am willing to explore other alternatives to origins. I have heard many "naturalist" theories. Some seem more plausible than others. But none require an external hand.

The problem with ID is you must have certain presuppositions that are inherant to a particular religion(s). These are personal beliefs should be taught by parents not teachers. (The same goes for morality)

For example, say a teacher believes that the creator was the sole spark for the creation of the first life on earth. That is it, after the first spark life evolved as observed. This is certainly a valid ID "theory." However, it still implies that Humans evolved from lesser creatures. This "personal" belief is taught despite perhaps the student's parent's personal belief being different.

How can we determine what type of presuppositions are required? The most logical one is to trust what is observed and observable. Make conclusions and hypotheses based upon observable data. It is logical. But to claim that what is observed is not valid without giving an explanation, is just as invalid. We may live in Plato's cave, but we still see what we see.

As for morality, there isn't a universally accepted moral code. Even religions that have some sort of moral codes pack them full of loop holes. Thou shalt not kill (unless they are non-believers or infidels.) If you want observable evidence that it is wrong to be deceitful, just watch an episode of "I Love Lucy." (Or just about any other sit-com.)

Morality is a difficulty for some. Generally speaking there are few rewards for a moral life. "Go to Heaven for climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain.

Michael Finley · 28 March 2005

Generalize much from small data sets?

Well, in my original post I included Stalin and Red China as murderous, atheist regimes. That expands the "data set" somewhat.

If your point is that more atrocities have been committed by theists than atheists, who can argue with that? That fact, however, does not indicate an essential relation between theism and atrocity. Rather, atrocity is a human affliction, and most humans are and have been theists, i.e., it is an accidental relationship - a point illustrated by the counter-example.

Michael Rathbun · 28 March 2005

Well, in my original post I included Stalin and Red China as murderous, atheist regimes. That expands the “data set” somewhat.

— Michael Finley
It might be well to note that "murderous, atheist regimes" are a somewhat different sort of entity from "those who lose their faith", and this tends to exclude them from the data set entirely. Or so it would seem to me. This is a rather vacuous sidetrack, would you not agree?

David Heddle · 28 March 2005

Ten litmus tests signaling a Panda's Thumb commenter is attacking your position:

1) You are called a "dissembler"
2) You are declared as having committed a random logical fallacy
3) You are called a child abuser for raising you children as Christians
4) You are called a fundamentalist
5) You are called a right-wing nut-job and Bill O'Reilly is assumed to be your guru
6) You are called stupid, idiot, moron, liar and/or troll
7) You are called a quote-miner
8) You are called a Nazi or a Fascist
9) You are called a holocaust denier or a racist
10) You are called an AIDS denier or a homophobe

Michael Finley · 28 March 2005

This is a rather vacuous sidetrack, would you not agree?

— Michael Rathbun
Indeed. But "main paths" are few and far between around here. I would love to discuss whether common descent makes predictions that are not equally predictions of common design: e.g., whether the findings of biogeography are predictions of common descent, whether comparative analyses support common descent more than common design, whether artefacts are analogous to natural facts, whether nested hierarchies are predictions of common descent, etc., etc. Where better to do that than here? Unfortunately, the majority of threads on PT concern religion in some way.

Great White Wonder · 28 March 2005

23) Complains that comparing anti-science creationist rhetoric/propoganda to the rhetoric and propoganda used by AIDS deniers, homophobes, holocaust deniers, and racists is unfair

24) References the "persecution of Christians" in the United States

Michael Rathbun · 28 March 2005

Where better to do that than here?

— Michael Finley
The newsgroup talk.origins suggests itself; the signal-to-noise ratio in the raw data can tend to be rather poor, but with the right tools (e.g. reading and posting through google.groups is suboptimal at best) one can fix that. Many of the academically-qualified participants here (of which I am not an example) also contribute there. In any event, the focus is probably more suitable.

Michael Rathbun · 28 March 2005

Where better to do that than here?

— Michael Finley
The newsgroup talk.origins suggests itself; the signal-to-noise ratio in the raw data can tend to be rather poor, but with the right tools (e.g. reading and posting through google.groups is suboptimal at best) one can fix that. Many of the academically-qualified participants here (of which I am not an example) also contribute there. In any event, the focus is probably more suitable.

Frank J · 28 March 2005

I am willing to explore other alternatives to origins. I have heard many "naturalist" theories. Some seem more plausible than others. But none require an external hand.

— Monty Zoom
Have you heard of this and this? Most anti-evolutionists want the audience to infer independent abiogenesis of "kinds", so one would think that they would never miss an opportunity to mention those who actually proposed hypotheses for it. Even if they disagreed with those hypotheses, they would back up their empty claims of being scientific with some healthy challenges. But anti-evolutionists mostly ignore Schwabe and Senapathy, because they are not convenient to their pretense that it's either "natutalistic" evolution or "something else" by design.

Russell · 28 March 2005

In the absence of other information, if I'm called a Nazi or a Fascist, accused of committing a logical fallacy, get called a fundamentalist, or a moron... , how do I know whether I'm being attacked for being a "Darwinist" or a "Heddlist"?

Now, I know that much invective has been aimed your way, David; some richly deserved, some over the top. But are you saying that most of the "attacks on your positions" at PT would be characterized by one or more of the items on your list? Gosh. If I felt that way, I might just stay away.

Jim Harrison · 28 March 2005

You have to be fairly pinheaded to think that good vs evil lines up with theism vs atheism or the reverse. I certainly don't.

One more time: When Nietzsche and Dostoevsky spoke about the death of God, they weren't referring exclusively or even primarily to traditional religious faith but to adherence to absolute values and the actual existence or nonexistence of a God had little to do with the issue.

Meanwhile, from a sociological point of view, rabid atheistical systems like Leninism or Maoism really do have a lot of similarities to the fanatical phases of the historical religions. To make that point is not to polemicize against religion in general and it certainly isn't some sort of apology for the Soviets.

Evolving Apeman · 28 March 2005

Monty,

Unlike 7-day creationism, there are no specific religious presuppositions with ID. Presenting the possibility that their was an intelligent designer side-by-side with evolution should be done in schools. Teaching common descent evolution alone to children is essentially prostylatizing a worldview of "philosophical naturalism" or more honestly "atheism".

Teach observable data only. I like that option the best. Let's do away with teaching Big Bang, abiogenesis, and common descent. Let's teach kids about antimicrobial resistence to new drugs. Leave the unobservable untestable theories to fanatics.

25. Mix up big bang and abiogenesis with evolution
26. Equate evolution wiht atheism
27. Refer to scientists as fanatics
(Did I miss any new ones?)

Jody · 28 March 2005

Let's do away with teaching Big Bang, abiogenesis, and common descent....

As soon as you are willing to put forth another proposition that accounts for all the observable, supportable data for the Big Bang, abiogenesis, and common descent, the floor is yours. Saying (or implying) that

Martin Wagner · 28 March 2005

Evolving Apeman wrote: "Unlike 7-day creationism, there are no specific religious presuppositions with ID."

Then who or what exactly is this designer you propose, and where would he/she/it have come from? After all, unless Christians are willing to entertain the notion that this Intelligent Designer of theirs ISN'T their God, I don't see how one can claim with a straight face that ID isn't rooted in religious presuppositions. And it would be a rather unusual Christian, to say the least, who was willing to believe that there was some *other* Intelligence around at the dawn of time creating universes.

And of course, there's the little problem ID supporters have of "who designed the designer?" Unless Apeman is willing to explain why he's okay with the idea of a non-designed universe-designer but not okay with the idea of a non-designed universe. IDers have to deal with the infinite regress problem somehow.

"Presenting the possibility that their [sic] was an intelligent designer side-by-side with evolution should be done in schools."

But that would be God, thus violating separation of church and state, wouldn't it? Unless the Christians supporting ID are actually willing to say, "No, God didn't create the universe, something else did, and that is what we seek to prove with ID." And I don't think too many Christians will be willing to do that.

Evolving Apeman wrote: "Teaching common descent evolution alone to children is essentially prostylatizing [sic] a worldview of 'philosophical naturalism' or more honestly 'atheism'."

Simply teaching natural explanations for things does not rule out a person's ability, much less right, to choose to be theistic, as there are a number of scientists who accept the accuracy of evolution and are yet theists. But naturalism is the only honest approach to looking at observable data. It's quite possible you don't understand why science ignores your God, so I'll give you an example.

One thing that makes a scientific theory valid is that it has predictive power. Now, don't waste your breath saying evolution doesn't have any, because plenty of actual scientists here will be willing to demonstrate to you exactly how it does. But I digress. So let's say you want to do an experiment involving mixing colored liquids. You mix together a yellow liquid with a blue liquid, and after 19 tries, you get a green liquid as a result each and every time.

Based on your experimentation, you can thus predict with high confidence that, on your 20th try, if you mix the blue and yellow liquids together, you'll get a green liquid.

Now...let's say you suddenly thrust into your experimental parameters the concept of an invisible, all powerful magic being who can do literally anything, including violating well understood universal laws, at will. (If God is omnipotent as his believers claim, then such things as, you know, physics and stuff mean nothing to him.)

Now you can no longer make the above prediction with the same degree of confidence. How do you know that, on the 20th try, your invisible God won't, just on a whim, decide to meddle with the experiment and give you a bright purple liquid? Or one that, in violation of known laws, comes out polka-dotted in 26 colors? You might say, why would God do something so inane? But then your experimental results would have to include detailed speculation on why you think this invisible magic being didn't interfere, and what the odds might be he'd interfere in the future, etc., etc.

So essentially, this is why science ignores God. Your ability to do science meaningfully AT ALL goes out the window. Certainly introducing a God violates Occam's Razor, or the Law of Parsimony. Bringing in a God means you have no choice BUT to multiply entities beyond what is necessary. In the case of ID, you now no longer have the responsibility of coming up with an explanation for biodiversity (which is all evolutionary biology does), you must now explain what this Designer is, where it came from, where it currently exists (if not in this universe), how it designs universes, why it designs universes, why it designed this universe they way it did and not some other way, and on and on and on... Now, if you think you can do this, great, go to it! The scientific community awaits. I can only wish you luck.

Compared to the grandiose nature of ID claims, Darwinian evolution is really quite a modest proposal. IDers complain that evolution doesn't work because it has too many "gaps". But what ID proposes as an alternative is simply ONE BIG GAP that is LARGER than the universe and EVERYTHING IN IT. It hardly seems sensible, much less useful, from a scientific basis.

Evolving Apeman wrote: "Teach observable data only.  I like that option the best. ... Let's teach kids about antimicrobial resistence [sic] to new drugs.  Leave the unobservable untestable theories to fanatics."

Well, that pretty much rules out ID, you know. In any event, there is plenty of observable data to back up common descent and the Big Bang. Study the relevant fields before presuming to make authoritative statements.

Dave Cerutti · 28 March 2005

Everyone have a look over at the AIG homepage, at their article on T-Rex soft tissue found inside partially fossilized bones. What's the deal with that, anyone know? I don't have the expertise to evaluate the paleontology literature, but I'm interested in what's really going on. I would have posted to the bathroom wall, but it's blocked at the moment, so I posted here to a thread about smelling creationist lies.

Henry J · 28 March 2005

Re "Based on your experimentation, you can thus predict with high confidence that, on your 20th try, if you mix the blue and yellow liquids together, you'll get a green liquid."

Unless there's a chemical reaction, in which case the color of the product isn't so easily predicted. :)

Henry

DaveScot · 28 March 2005

Brutal!

McHugh's piece is extraordinarily good. Thanks for the link. I'm emailing it to all my friends.

Darwin's exclusivity in evolution narratives is going down. I think by now many of you must be aware of this inevitability.

The three pillars of western modernism: Freud, Marx, and Darwin.

Two down, one to go.

DaveScot · 28 March 2005

McHugh employs what I call "sophomoric reasoning'. While such reasoning may suffice for public rhetoric, students who do not rise above it will not succeed in science.

— Les Lane
Oh please. Dr. Paul McHugh is head of a department at Johns Hopkins fercrisakes. You should be so successful in science.

DaveScot · 29 March 2005

Every alternative either fails the "Science" test or doesn't fit the evidence.

— Monty Zoom
The neo-Darwinian narrative fails the "science" test and doesn't fit the evidence. If we just stuck with the facts microevolutionary adaptation would be taught in biology class and macroevolution through mutation/selection would be taught in comparative religion class as an atheist alternative to biblical creation myth.

DaveScot · 29 March 2005

The problem with ID is you must have certain presuppositions that are inherant to a particular religion(s).

— Monty Zoom
BZZZZZZZZZZZZT. Wrong. As McHugh pointed out, Francis Crick promoted the idea of "directed panspermia" which is something that falls under the ID tent. It's a big tent. I am particularly fond of Crick's directed panspermia, by the way, and have been since I first read of it over 20 years ago.

DaveScot · 29 March 2005

Ten litmus tests signaling a Panda's Thumb commenter is attacking your position: 1) You are called a "dissembler" 2) You are declared as having committed a random logical fallacy 3) You are called a child abuser for raising you children as Christians 4) You are called a fundamentalist 5) You are called a right-wing nut-job and Bill O'Reilly is assumed to be your guru 6) You are called stupid, idiot, moron, liar and/or troll 7) You are called a quote-miner 8) You are called a Nazi or a Fascist 9) You are called a holocaust denier or a racist 10) You are called an AIDS denier or a homophobe

— David Heddle
Let's not forget 11) Your comments are moved to the bathroom wall. 12) Your comments are deleted. 13) Your comments are disemvoweled. 14) You are threatened with being banned.

DaveScot · 29 March 2005

Ten litmus tests signaling a Panda's Thumb commenter is attacking your position: 1) You are called a "dissembler" 2) You are declared as having committed a random logical fallacy 3) You are called a child abuser for raising you children as Christians 4) You are called a fundamentalist 5) You are called a right-wing nut-job and Bill O'Reilly is assumed to be your guru 6) You are called stupid, idiot, moron, liar and/or troll 7) You are called a quote-miner 8) You are called a Nazi or a Fascist 9) You are called a holocaust denier or a racist 10) You are called an AIDS denier or a homophobe

— David Heddle
Let's not forget 11) Your comments are moved to the bathroom wall. 12) Your comments are deleted. 13) Your comments are disemvoweled. 14) You are threatened with banishment.

evilgeniusabroad · 29 March 2005

The ApeMan wrote:

"why am I here?"

A very good question. I think you are a result of the universe attempting to gain equilibrium by creating complex system that are efficent in turning high energy photons into lower energy photons.

"But at least recognize your philosophical presumptions in a debate over origins."

Please stop mistaking theistic mindsets with scientific ones. Science studies natural causes, not supernatural ones. Science has advanced knowledge of physical processes, that is why we are no longer think lightning bolts are sent by Zeus, and droughts by Shin-a-gog-go-og.

You simply apply your theistic mindset because you cannot think in any terms except superstitionist drivel.

"science despite all it can do, can't answer the most important questions of life"

1) What should I wear today

2) Silent Hill 4 or Driver 3

3) Frosted pink....or ox blood red?

"If the only presupposition you accept is naturalism"

Well thats the point, isnt it? The spook-worshipping atavistic superstionists are in the middle of a crisis. Because these people cannot understand the world outside of their infantile requirements for an ultra-parent figure, they insist in interpreting all contrary evidence being of the same type as their own beliefs (a categorisation error), and react as if someone was insulting their Dad.

evilgeniusabroad · 29 March 2005

"Teach observable data only."

Great you can start by telling us when you observed the designer? Was he Prada or Hugo Boss type? Or did he just wear a long white dress? Sorry, robe.

Then describe the observed design mechanism.

Then describe animals, plants and morons you have seen designed, with details of whether the Designer used pencil and paper, a laptop or a recipe book..

John A. Davison · 29 March 2005

Since no one pays any attention to me anyway, let me present my views with the words of those with more acceptable credentials. I'm just a senile physiologist.

"Marx, Darwin and Freud are the three most crashing bores of the Western World."
William Golding

"It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for believing it to be true."
Bertrand Russell

"If you tell the truth, you are certain, sooner or later, to be found out."
Oscar Wilde

"Then there are the fanatical atheists whose intolerance is the same as that of the religious fanatics and it springs from the same source...They are creatures that can't hear the music of the spheres."
Albert Einstein

On a more personal note let me add the following.

"Ask not for whom the bell tolls.
It tolls for neo-Darwinism."
John A. Davison

"First make yourself unpopular, then people will take you seriously."
Konrad Adenauer

"Meine Zeit wird schon kommen!"
Gregor Mendel

Thank you very much. You have no idea what this means to me. Neither do I.

John A. Davison

evilgeniusabroad · 29 March 2005

As if quotes make up a scientic case.

Savagemutt · 29 March 2005

Everyone have a look over at the AIG homepage, at their article on T-Rex soft tissue found inside partially fossilized bones. What's the deal with that, anyone know? I don't have the expertise to evaluate the paleontology literature, but I'm interested in what's really going on. I would have posted to the bathroom wall, but it's blocked at the moment, so I posted here to a thread about smelling creationist lies.

I'm glad someone brought this up because I attended the news conference announcing this find and was hoping some experts could clarify its meaning in the big scheme of things. Basically, the illustrious Jack Horner came across a T. Rex fossil which [apparently] wasn't completely fossilized. There are soft, pliable structures which appear to be the remnants of blood vessels, and even structures which look like cells. Tests have not been run to determine whether proteins can be detected in the tissue, so its possibly all over nothing. But the slides they showed comparing the tissue to modern ostrich tissue were way cool. I believe the findings appeared in last weeks issue of Science, which I understand not to be a peer-reviewed journal, which brings to mind the sad fate of the feathered dinosaur in National Geographic awhile back. But kudos to NC State and the NC Museum of Natural science for an entertaining afternoon.

Russell · 29 March 2005

Darwin's exclusivity in evolution narratives is going down. I think by now many of you must be aware of this inevitability.

— our phallocephalic friend
Good news, Dave! Darwin's exclusivity in evolution has been down for well over a hundred years! You should read more.

Steve Reuland · 29 March 2005

I believe the findings appeared in last weeks issue of Science, which I understand not to be a peer-reviewed journal, which brings to mind the sad fate of the feathered dinosaur in National Geographic awhile back.

— Savagemutt
Science is definitely a peer-reviewed journal, one of the most prestigious journals that there is. (Though many would rightly protest that they primarily publish "sexy" discoveries that appeal to large cross-sections of the scientific community.) I haven't read the original paper yet, so I can't comment in detail. But basically, the discovery shows that certain internal structures can be preserved for much longer than anyone thought, if they are burried properly. And that's pretty much it. Only with the twisted logic of the YECs could one construe this as evidence that the Earth is only 6000 years old.

Evolving Apeman · 29 March 2005

Martin,

"IDers have to deal with the infinite regress problem somehow"

Can you give me a naturalistic explaination to what started the universe (or what created the big bang). If not, I don't think the infinite regression is only a problem for theists.

"But naturalism is the only honest approach to looking at observable data."

No disagreement, but you better provide some better data than blue + yellow = orange to support common descent.

See Marty the problem is this. You recognize the validity of scientific method for answering questions regarding how the universe works. But inferences can only be made to the extent you have data to answere a specific question. However, often we lack the data to make inferences regarding events in the past. So as DaveScot so beautifully put, we write a narrative as to what we think happened. When you write your narrative at least be honest. The GAP problem you have with ID exists because you will only believe a universe driven by naturalistic explainations. I'm willing to allow for the possibility of transcendence and the supernatural to also have a role.

Regarding theists who believe in common descent as the reason humans differ from apes. Most just take the easy way out by saying, "I believe in both, now everyone can be happy". They need to read some Francis Schaffer to help them with their schizophrenic view of the world.

I have more respect for people like evilgeniousabroud who answers the question 'Why am I here?' with:
"I believe you are a result of the universe attempting to gain equilibrium by creating complex system that are efficent in turning high energy photons into lower energy photons."

At least he is intellectually honest about his nihilistic worldview, the logical conclusion to his blind faith in naturalism.

I wonder if frequent visits from evolutionists in existential crises from their meaningless existence prompted Dr. McHugh to write his essay?

James Wynne · 29 March 2005

Can you give me a naturalistic explanation to what started the universe (or what created the big bang).

— Evolving Apeman
In the absence of a naturalistic explanation, should we just assume that there isn't one? If so, how do we know how and when to apply the stop-investigating-because-the-designer-did-it rule?

The GAP problem you have with ID exists because you will only believe a universe driven by naturalistic explainations.

Or a universe driven by supernatural explanations, when you can come up with a way to test for them.

Steve Reuland · 29 March 2005

Damn Roman numerals. Thank you for the correction. My point, however, was that Louis the 16th, together with countless French citizens, were the victims of a murderous regime of atheists.

— Michale Finely
Robespierre was hardly an atheist; he invented his own religion called the Cult of the Supreme Being. Sounds like he was an IDist, pushing pretty much what the ID people are pushing (i.e. there's a Supreme Being, but we can't say his name.) And Robespierre's motives were pretty much the same as those of the neo-cons who write for the Weekly Standard -- it's important that the masses have religion. Otherwise, who knows what they'll do? So according to your logic, we can lay the blame for the Terror and the guillotine at the feet of ID. Isn't specious reasoning fun? If you really want to know what the leaders of the French Revolution were like, they were pretty much like the leaders of the American Revolution -- children of the Elightenment. Hardly a gang of muderous atheists. The reason why the French Revolution took a much different turn probably has to do with the fact that the French were starving, they had enemies on all sides, and they had been heavily oppressed both politically and religiously. They were desperate and fearful.

Savagemutt · 29 March 2005

Science is definitely a peer-reviewed journal, one of the most prestigious journals that there is. (Though many would rightly protest that they primarily publish "sexy" discoveries that appeal to large cross-sections of the scientific community.)

Oops. I assumed that since I'd heard of it, it wasn't :)

Russell · 29 March 2005

Apeman: Let's be clear about what's "known" and what's "unknown".

Some things that are not in dispute by any serious scientist:
1. The earth is about 4.5 billion years old
2. The genomes of organisms are shaped over time by natural selection.
3. The genomes of organisms are shaped over time by other factors as well (sexual selection, neutral drift...).
4. Humans share a relatively recent common ancestry with the other great apes (on the order of 10^7 years).
5. Humans share progressively more ancient common ancestry with: other mammals, other vertebrates, other animals...

Some things that are unknown, or at least on which there is no consensus:
1. How the universe originated
2. How life originated
3. The chemical nature of the ancestral genome - the original "replicator(s)"
4. The complete, generation by generation, geneology of humans, or any other species, going back more than an infinitesimal fraction of its recent history.

Note: the fact that there is no scientific consensus on these things does not mean that any discussion of them is non-scientific. Nor does it legitimize any and all non-scientific speculations on these issues.

bad joke · 29 March 2005

Davison, the cranky quote miner strikes again...

Michael Finley · 29 March 2005

Isn't specious reasoning fun?

— Steve Reuland
I suppose it's about as much fun as revisionist history.

Evolving Apeman · 29 March 2005

Russell -

First of all serious scientists don't go into evolutionary biology.

"Some things that are not in dispute by any serious scientist:
1. The earth is about 4.5 billion years old"
Again, serious scientists don't go into fields that ask silly questions. There is no observable or testable way to dispute that statement. I can plug a different set of assumptions into a model and come up with a different time frame. But I like to deal with real data not imputed data.

"2. The genomes of organisms are shaped over time by natural selection."
No disagreement there.

"3. The genomes of organisms are shaped over time by other factors as well (sexual selection, neutral drift . . . )."
No disagreement there.

"4. Humans share a relatively recent common ancestry with the other great apes (on the order of 10^7 years)."
Why? Similar DNA and estimated mutation rates led to 10^7 years? - Entirely an extrapolation from #2. Countless examples available where extrapolations fall apart.

"5. Humans share progressively more ancient common ancestry with: other mammals, other vertebrates, other animals . . . "
No we're being redundant. See #4.

All your circular reasoning boils down to this:
1. Naturalism is the basis for science.
2. Science requires the ability to make legitimate observations for the question under study.
3. But things we cannot measure or observe must have occured via a natural process.
4. Because, naturalism is the basis for science...

I love it!

bad joke · 29 March 2005

And devolved apeman's preposterous claims boil down to

1. apeman's 'science' embraces unfalsifiable claims
2. apeman & co lack any ability perceive anything about the past ( Error S30076 : hippocamus not found )
3. apeman & co think the rest of the mankind lacks this ability too

Ed Darrell · 29 March 2005

A fellow who accurately describes himself as a member of the clan of apes complains about what we know about science.

First, there is no rational way to dispute that the Earth is about 4.5e billion years old. That figure is reached by dating the radioactive isotopes in old rocks. No set of realistic assumptions can contradict the age of the rocks, other than an assumption that the universe is operated by a deceitful creator. Radioactive decay is the most steady set of clocks in the universe. There are several isotopes that all point to the age of 4.5 billion years for our planet. Moreover, that is the same age we get from rocks from the Moon, and it is the same age we get from rocks which probably originated on Mars. That date corresponds nicely with the age of Sol, our local star, which is determined again by nuclear physics, measuring the current mass and current chemical makeup and projecting how that got to be considering what we know of star formation. These numbers can only be questioned if there were experimental data to show atomic theory wholly in error.

Are these "silly" questions? The answers to the questions affect how we treat cancers, whether we can grow enough food, whether our communications satellites will work, whether we have enough oil, gas and coal to operate our factories and homes, etc. Creationists, to our amazement, tend to regard all such science as "silly," thinking, I can only guess, that milk comes out of cardboard cartons (as do eggs), gasoline comes from a well under the gasoline station, farming to be a relic industry, and medicine still as Voltaire described it -- keeping the patient comfortable until nature cures the disease.

All sets of real data lead to an ancient age for the Earth, near 4.5 billion years. If our fellow primate seriously wishes to deal with real data, let him demonstrate it, and not bluff so much.

Second, again one may not have one's own set of facts: There is no assumption under which DNA shows a differing age for the divergence of the modern human line from our cousins' lines. The claim of any extrapolation of the real data which "falls apart" is both fatuous and specious.

Third, the dates of our relationships with all other mammals, and all other forms of life, as determined by DNA, corresponds almost exactly with the data revealed by fossils. Geology is a completely separate science, of course -- so the fact that geology agrees with paleontology is very powerful confirmation of the paleontology. Now that we know DNA also agrees, we have an intersection of three different science branches coming from differing sets of data, all of which agree on the conclusions that humans are related to all other mammals, how closely humans are related to all other mammals, and all other relations of life.

Again, there is no set of assumptions which any rational human could make which would negate these data sets. The only way all differing branches of science could get the differing data sets to agree on one exactly wrong answer is if there is indeed a supernatural creator who is also a great practical joker, and who has created all of the universe with deception built in.

As a Christian, I reject the notion of a deceitful creator as quite blasphemous. As a rationalist, I reject the notion of a deceitful creator because there simply is no piece of data to suggest that such a deceitful creator exists.[/] (Nota bene, this is not the same as saying there are no data for an honest creator.)

All of which adds up to Apeman's critiques are not really religious, and not based in science, either.

Methodological naturalism is, indeed, the basis for science. It's the traditional basis that the Christian church worked to build up in order to assure the accuracy of the placing of moveable feasts on the calendar, and the method proved so useful to discerning the truth that we have expanded it to other areas.

Philosophical naturalism is interesting, but not the basis of science.

Criticism of evolution is most often based on false claims that we cannot measure or observe what has been carefully measured and observed for at least 200 years.

Honesty is the basis for methodological naturalism. If creationism rejects methodological naturalism, it also rejects honesty. And that is a rejection of one of the key tenets and teachings of Christianity.

In the end, Darwin is closer to God by almost any construct than most creationist claptrap. Certainly the science creationists do not like is more honest than what they propose to replace it with.

Russell · 29 March 2005

Thanks Ed. There is one more absurd claim made by our fellow primate:

First of all serious scientists don't go into evolutionary biology.

To which I would say: that's patently false no matter what level you look at. But in particular, I daresay that the number of biologists who agree with Dobzhansky's famous remark:

"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution."

dwarfs the number of biologists that have a problem with that. Nearly all biologists are, to one extent or another, evolutionary biologists. Does our fellow primate contend that no serious scientists go into biology?

Evolving Apeman · 29 March 2005

Tell me Ed,

You really believe no assumptions are used to 'date' events that occured millions of years ago? No assumptions regarding the initial ratio of isotopes? If you took an honest look at the data as I have, you would realize that all these different methods calibrate themselves against each other. SO NO WONDER THEY ALL MATCH! But as I have said before, circular reason
never stopped an evolutionary biologist.

Biology as a field of study has absolutely no need of macroevolution. Keep your teliologic explainations to yourself and I'll keep my "Goddidit" to myself. Of course if we biologists dare question common descent, our careers could be ruined. Its much easier to take Ed's cowardly road and accept the paradox so you we live at peace with your Darwinian Fundamentalist colleagues. No point in getting blacklisted, might prevent a favorable review of your papers, no matter how unrealated they are to evolution.

So Russell, You are technically correct that all of us biologists are to one extent or another evolutionary biologist and you wouldn't have it any other way or else there may be consequences to dissenters.

Henry J · 29 March 2005

Some info on radioisotope dating:
Talkorigins Index to Creationist claims: CD: Geology

Henry

steve · 29 March 2005

There was a good article somewhere I saw a few years ago. A geologist, who was a christian, was tired of hearing his fellow christians say obviously dumb things about radioisotopes and dating. He wrote a long article to explain to them that they really shouldn't make that claim, and that they just make christians look ignorant. I'm sure you can still find it online.

evilgeniusabroad · 30 March 2005

Apeman:

"the logical conclusion to his blind faith in naturalism"

Methodological naturalism. I have no objection to alternative cosmologies, including Gods, but I am not going to deny observed facts or warp evidence to suit an infantile emotional need for an invisible Daddy figure to make sense of it all.

Pastor Bentonit · 30 March 2005

Evol. Apem. intoned:

Keep your teliologic explainations to yourself...

*BEEP!*Strawman fallacy! Teleology, my dear Watson, is of course the credo of supertroll J.A. Davison, and of no importance (sic!) to the theory of origin of species through natural selection and common descent...

furhthermore, super-simian divined:

...and I'll keep my "Goddidit" to myself.

Well, there´s an idea...off you go then, what´s keeping you?!

jonas · 30 March 2005

Very nice summary of the 'deceitful creator' angle here, Ed.
If our resident Paranthropus insists on the artificiallity of DNA dating, maybe he can give us a link or a cite to somebody who actually has run the numbers under different assumptions - preferably ones not more complicated or removed from the data then the ones used by mainstream science - and has got different results, which still stand up when new data is added. Would be nice to read, although I somehow doubt such an analysis exists.

My other brain is a 486 · 30 March 2005

Is Apeman actually serious? I find it hard to believe that a person living in a wealthy part of the modern western civilisation (which I assume he does) could be so utterly uneducated when it comes to science. There is elementary school, high school, college, university, and then we have libraries, scientific magazines, books, websites and documentaries, and somehow, some people still manage to avoid coming across real science. Amazing.

Wesley R. Elsberry · 30 March 2005

There was a good article somewhere I saw a few years ago. A geologist, who was a christian, was tired of hearing his fellow christians say obviously dumb things about radioisotopes and dating. He wrote a long article to explain to them that they really shouldn't make that claim, and that they just make christians look ignorant. I'm sure you can still find it online.

Perhaps that would be the site by Dr. Roger C. Wiens? http://www.asa3.org/asa/resources/wiens.html

joli · 30 March 2005

Or could he be thinking of Glen Morton?

Evolved Apeman · 30 March 2005

Speaking of strawmen I never argued for an early earth.

I'm arguing that dating methods make multiple assumptions and are calibrated against each other.

Exihibit from 1st website:

" C-14 dating has been calibrated back more than 30,000 years by using uranium-thorium (isochron) dating of corals (Bard et al. 1990; Edwards et al. 1993)"

Go ahead an revel in your arrogant ignorance. I choose to recognize limitations in my research to avoid overstating conclusions. But then again I'm more interested in analyzing real data than writing narratives based on unfalsifiable assumptions.

P.S. You guys are so good at correcting my grammar and spelling erros I think I will post my next paper here before I submit it to Nature for some free editing.

Russell · 30 March 2005

Quoth the Apeman:

Speaking of strawmen I never argued for an early earth.

Did someone suggest you did? I only included that in my "list of things we know" to establish a bedrock we could all agree on. I'm a little taken aback that you seem to be reluctant to grant even the age of the earth "provisional acceptance".

I'm arguing that dating methods make multiple assumptions and are calibrated against each other.

Well, except for Divine Revelation, all we can ever hope for is our different technologies to cross-check one another. Is this somehow different in earth-age estimates from every other aspect of science?

Go ahead an revel in your arrogant ignorance.

Does anyone else sense an uncanny resemblance between Apeman and our recently departed friend, DonkeyDong? The combination of arrogance, ignorance, marginal language skills and apparent tone-deafness to irony seems awfully familiar.

P.S. You guys are so good at correcting my grammar and spelling erros I think I will post my next paper here before I submit it to Nature for some free editing.

I doubt anyone here has had the time or inclination to point out more than a small percentage of your language problems. Have a lot of papers in Nature, do you? Do they charge extra for editing?

Russell · 30 March 2005

Its [sic] much easier to take Ed's cowardly road and accept the paradox so you we [sic] live at peace with your Darwinian Fundamentalist colleagues. ...all of us biologists [sic!] are to one extent or another evolutionary biologist [sic] and you wouldn't have it any other way or else there may be consequences to dissenters.

— The Courageous Apeman
So Ed is a "coward" for failing to see that up is not in fact down, but the Apeman, valiant fighter for Truth Justice and the American way, nurtures in secret the skepticism that dare not speak its name.

Evolving Apeman · 30 March 2005

Gee Russell,your deductive reasoning skills are truly amazing. Of course the irony is that your conclusion that I am DonkeyDong should be of no surprise. After all a brilliant scientist such as yourself doesn't need data to draw his conclusions about an event occuring billions of years ago. Scientists are probably about as good in predicting the past as they have been in predicting the future. To equate the science of pre-recorded past(by evolved apemen that is) with science dealing with the present is utter and complete arrogance.

Just for your wisecracks Russy boy I'm moving you from 4th author to the acknowledgement section for our landmark paper in Nature on the topic of common descent.

Russell · 30 March 2005

Bummer

Russell · 30 March 2005

Incidentally, I have to conclude that Apeman is, in fact, not DonkeyDong, as the latter proved him(?)self devoid of even a vestigial a sense of humor.

Jon Fleming · 30 March 2005

Some things that are not in dispute by any serious scientist: 1. The earth is about 4.5 billion years old” Again, serious scientists don’t go into fields that ask silly questions. There is no observable or testable way to dispute that statement. I can plug a different set of assumptions into a model and come up with a different time frame.

Let's see it.

Wayne Francis · 30 March 2005

Comment # 22597

Comment #22597 Posted by Evolved Apeman on March 30, 2005 11:30 AM Speaking of strawmen I never argued for an early earth. I'm arguing that dating methods make multiple assumptions and are calibrated against each other. Exihibit from 1st website: " C-14 dating has been calibrated back more than 30,000 years by using uranium-thorium (isochron) dating of corals (Bard et al. 1990; Edwards et al. 1993)" Go ahead an revel in your arrogant ignorance. I choose to recognize limitations in my research to avoid overstating conclusions. But then again I'm more interested in analyzing real data than writing narratives based on unfalsifiable assumptions. P.S. You guys are so good at correcting my grammar and spelling erros I think I will post my next paper here before I submit it to Nature for some free editing.

— Evolved Apeman
While Apeman provides and example of what he means I think he doesn't understand what he has said. His lack of understanding of how radiometric dating is done and verified is obvious if he thinks Test A is "calibrated" off Test B therefore test A and B will always agree. Please read about radiometric dating before making misleading statements like this. Because you can find a situation where they've calibrated one test off another doesn't mean they all are. The are often used to cross check each other. When 2 tests don't agree, beyond their accuracy ranges, then there is normally some known condition that causes this. Many times this can be fixed by using more appropriate tests.

Sagan · 30 March 2005

Apeman:
"...the most important questions in life: why am I here..." Well, of course,science does not answer such a question. It is one of those questions science is not interested in finding an answer. Possibly the reason for this lack of interest is due to all the fun there is in finding "how" things are what they are. "Why" questions are not very good science questions. "Why is there something rather than nothing?",is a great question but not one on which you will find scientists spending much time. There is just not alot of fun in thinking about "nothing". As to the purpose of life and where you are going, I believe you will have great fun providing your (not someone else) answers.
BTW Thanks Ed and Russell for your thoughtful post.
Sagan

Evolving Apeman · 31 March 2005

Y'all need an analogy. (or is everything a homology on this site )

I've got a collection of films ranging from 5 minutes to 3 hours. I'll send you a freezeframe from the last scene. You can all use your deductive reasoning skills to tell me the length of the film. You may be right, but wouldn't you know a lot more if you watched the entire film?

To claim our knowledge of natural processes that occur over thousands or millions of years is on equal footing with processes that we can directly observe is preposterous.

Russell · 31 March 2005

Y'all need an analogy....To claim our knowledge of natural processes that occur over thousands or millions of years is on equal footing with processes that we can directly observe is preposterous.

Of course your analogy is preposterous since - as has been repeatedly pointed out to you - there is abundant evidence from multiple sources using multiple technologies by which we deduce events in the past. Whether these are on an "equal footing" - whatever the hell that means - with today's thermometer reading is totally beside the point. What is preposterous is to say that what because neither the thermometer reading nor the fossil record, DNA phylogeny, or what have you, can be taken as an absolutely certain indicator all by itself, nothing can be known "scientifically".

Ed Darrell · 1 April 2005

Speaking of strawmen I never argued for an early earth. I'm arguing that dating methods make multiple assumptions and are calibrated against each other. Exihibit from 1st website: " C-14 dating has been calibrated back more than 30,000 years by using uranium-thorium (isochron) dating of corals (Bard et al. 1990; Edwards et al. 1993)" Go ahead an revel in your arrogant ignorance. I choose to recognize limitations in my research to avoid overstating conclusions. But then again I'm more interested in analyzing real data than writing narratives based on unfalsifiable assumptions.

Is there any reason that carbon-14 dating should not be calibrated against uranium-thorium dating? That you think this is a self-calibration argument tends to indicate you don't have a good grasp of how the methods work and why C-14 would need to be calibrated. C-14 dating works on formerly living things. Alone among the isotope dating methods, it is dependent on a reasonable assumption that the ratio of carbon 14 to carbon 12 in the atmosphere was relatively constant for a period of time. Where those ratios vary, calibration is necessary. For example, we know that the ratios have changed since the dramatic increases in the exploitation of fossil fuels in the past 200 years -- and consequently, reputable and honest C-14 daters use the well-established calibration tables to adjust, for objects thought to be less than 200 years old. Similarly, since the ratios of the isotopes in water differ from that found in the atmosphere, and to this time differ in a way that cannot be accurately accounted for, dating animals that live in water, such as clams or oysters, is known to be inaccurate. Honest scientists don't propose to date such creatures by C-14 methods. Dishonest people sometimes do propose to date them with C-14, but being dishonest about the age of clams is not a crime for those who don't seek federal funding for their studies (have you ever noted that creationists never apply for federal grants for their studies?). Of course, Mr. Apeman makes no allowance for the reasonableness of such "assumptions" with regard to C-14, nor does he explain that, when the calibrations can be carefully made based on confirmable evidence, whose confirmation can be repeated in the laboratory as often as one wishes, they become experimentally proven claims, rather than assumptions. Argon dating of igneous rock depends on no cross-calibration with any other isotope. The various uranium dating methods depend on no cross-calibration with any other isotopes. That the dates obtained with these methods happen to correspond is not an assumption made by physicists a priori, but is instead dramatic confirmation of the accuracy of what a Christian might call "God's little radioactive clocks." Mr. Apeman also fails to note that. Since the ages of the oldest rocks are generally based on uranium dating which includes no cross calibration, again I note that there is no set of assumptions that would suggest that the dates are in error, except an assumption that the universe was created by a deceitful creator who monkeys with the rules of universe solely to mislead humans who seek answers about nature. We Christians reject such creationist assumptions as blasphemous non-starters; we who rely on science reject such assumptions as wholly unevidenced by nature. The oldest rocks on Earth, such as the Vishnu Schists from the basement of the Grand Canyon, point to Earth's age as about 4.5 billion years. The rocks from the Moon brought back by the crews of various Apollo missions point to the Moon's age as about 4.5 billion years (Harrison Schmidt, the geologist along on the last mission, is Christian, by the way -- it's rather distasteful that creationists label such a man's work as "erroneous" or "biased" with such alacritous disregard for the facts of his faith). Those rocks thought (by chemical makeup and the fact that they are meteoroids) to be from Mars point to Mars' age as about 4.5 billion years. Such agreement would be incredibly statistically improbable if by pure coincidence -- probably statistically more improbable than life springing full blown from a bowl of prehistoric prebiotic soup. (Quoth Gary Larson's caveman: "Not prebiotic soup again!") Or, as we might look at it in a good, honest Sunday school class, God's creation from roughly a third of the planets of our solar system tells a consistent story. It is only creationism that is out of step with the facts in this matter. Evolution isn't enough, Mr. Apeman. We must also learn to use our brains to make some of these calculations, and use our moral sense (called essential by Darwin) to have the guts to stick with the facts.

sir_toejam · 10 April 2005

a little late, but I'm convinced that the apeman is just a pseudonym for Davison.

In his first post, EA said this:

"You guys are going to have to do better than this if you want to prevent the greatest hoax in history from being exposed"

that is almost verbatim the stuff that JAD spouts.

are there any real trolls here, or just JAD?