I’ve decided that this April 1 Dembski post on the new DI/ID/ARN/ISCID superblog (“ The Truth about How I Got into ID”), and this April 1 op-ed by David Berlinski in the Daily Californian (“Academic Extinction,” hat-tip to Talk.Origins), must be April Fools jokes.
But it’s so hard to tell with these guys. Give your opinions in this thread.
56 Comments
William Dembski · 1 April 2005
At least 65 percent of my April 1 post is true.
Rilke's Grand-daughter · 1 April 2005
Well, I think Dembski's clearly is (and actually it shows more of a sense of humor than I thought he had) - the crack about 'right-wing' fanatics is so blatant that if it's NOT an April Fools joke, the DI is going to be a trifle miffed.
Berlinski's is a trifle more complex. My feeling is that he will claim it as an April Fool's joke, but that he is really trying to make a point about the lunacy of Darwinism.
Rilke's Grand-daughter · 1 April 2005
Mark Perakh · 1 April 2005
Berlinski's assertion about misspelling Dembski's name as Dumbski is not true, at least as regards TalkReason. There is no such misspelling anywhere on TalkReason. We do not resort to such cheap tricks, which hardly can be said about some of ID advocates including Dembski (recall his anonymous post to Amazon where he praised his own book, disgusing as an unbiased reviewer). Btw, TalkReason has posted over a dozen of Berlinski's letters without changing a single word in them, so he is pretty well familiar with that site and hence is distorting the actual situation deliberately. Perhaps he means it as a fool day's joke?
Steve Reuland · 1 April 2005
Dembski's a certainly a joke.
Berlinski's is also a joke, but it's not clear if he intended it as one.
guthrie · 1 April 2005
As an avid reader of Pandas thumb for a couple of months, and a (very) occaissional poster, I would like to think that the Berlinski article is a joke. It makes no substantive arguments, such that even non biologically educated people as myself can see that it is merely a piece of inflated rhetoric, that can be summed up by the phrase - "Life is too complex to have evolved and darwinism is a pile of smelly pants."
There is no mention of the lack of papers published by Dembski, only his "popular" work. And how exactly are biologists supposed to
"For the first time, they are being asked to defend the thesis that biological design is more apparent rather than real."
DC · 1 April 2005
Whats funny is that keep saying things like 'more and more' Darwins theory unwinds when they never, ever provide:
A. any evidence at all for anything
B. Have a legitimate theory of their own
C. Are creating the entire controversy while ignoring all evidence supporting evolution.
I did find Dembski's sense of humor funny, although one could argue he actually parodied the truth about himself.
Reed A. Cartwright · 1 April 2005
Earlier Jason Spaceman posted Berlinski's comment to the BW. I did a search of our entries and found no instance of "Dumbski." A google search only turned up three instances in our comments.
Bayesian Bouffant, FCD · 1 April 2005
Richard · 1 April 2005
Actually, this is about as close to "coming clean" as Dembski's ever likely to get, though it'd be funnier had he concocted his scheme at International House of Pancakes.
Bayesian Bouffant, FCD · 1 April 2005
By abandoning the quotation marks I was able to locate some more usage of Dumbski, including this one at Miskatonic University, which also refers to Michael Hehe.
Steve Reuland · 1 April 2005
Steve Reuland · 1 April 2005
Asa Thoth · 1 April 2005
Hey, #22847:
Love the reference to Miskatonic U! Got my BA in Paranormal Cosmology there!
Great White Wonder · 1 April 2005
Fraser · 1 April 2005
As an avid reader of Pandas thumb for a couple of months, and a (very) occaissional poster, I would like to think that the Berlinski article is a joke. It makes no substantive arguments, such that even non biologically educated people as myself can see that it is merely a piece of inflated rhetoric,>>
And this would differ from a serious piece on ID how?
The argument that what biologists think is irrelevant while citing the opinions of non-biologists as Proof Positive is pretty typical of ID.
JSB · 1 April 2005
Just discussing it has probably tripled the occurance of "Dumbski" [ding] on the internet.
DavidF · 1 April 2005
Dembski's "two PhDs" reminds me of the Fawlty Towers episode in which Basil ends up saying to two people at the desk "So, you're three doctors."
Like most Creationists Berlinski loves the resort to authority and two PhDs in the same person only doubles his fun. As for Dembski's piece - I suspect that it's a case of "many a true word is spoken in jest." Unable to make a name for himself by doing something positive Dembski has, indeed, resorted to trying to garner fame by pulling something down.
Russell · 1 April 2005
The truest words in Dembski's piece, presumably spoken in jest, are the ones about cashing in on ID - how ID has been "very very good to" him.
Think about it. Suppose a Perakh or an Elsberry, or a Wein or a Wilkins... points out an absolutely undeniable error in Dembski's work. His reputation, his job, his career all depend on his ability to deny or obfuscate it.
Wesley R. Elsberry · 1 April 2005
Steve Reuland · 1 April 2005
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Bill · 1 April 2005
Although I can't imagine that my comment here at PT under "Dembski's Continuing Contradictions", where I ungraciously refered to him as Dumbski, is the source of Berlinski's comment, it still strikes me as a grasped straw.
I confess that I didn't plan to call old Bill "Dumbski", it just sort of came out. More or less random, but directed towards Target Bill. I guess you could call it an example of unintelligent design where I substituted {u} for {e} in the set of [dmskieb].
Furthermore I promise not to call Dumbski Dembski ever again.
I swear on the tail of my ancestor.
Best regards,
Bill Farrell, PhD, Chemistry (a Real Science)
Traffic Demon · 1 April 2005
Dumbski Dumbski Dumbski!
EmmaPeel · 1 April 2005
EmmaPeel · 1 April 2005
David Heddle · 1 April 2005
Jason Rosenhouse · 1 April 2005
I must admit, I thought Berlinski's piece was pretty clearly not a joke. It was far too similar to unambiguosly serious things he has written in the past.
Great White Wonder · 1 April 2005
bill · 1 April 2005
Steve Reuland · 1 April 2005
Andrew · 1 April 2005
Miss a subtle point? Heavens, no! I'm sure that Heddle was just cracking another one of his hilariously unfunny jokes.
Matt Inlay · 1 April 2005
Russell · 1 April 2005
John Wilkins · 2 April 2005
Sarkar denies ever making the comment. But then, he would say that, wouldn't he? Personally I think Dembski owes Sarkar 15% of the royalties of all his books.
I confess the fact of humour surprised me, too. It shocked me out of my conversion to ID, and back into sense. Thanks, Bill...
Jason Spaceman · 2 April 2005
Matt Inlay · 2 April 2005
Chip Poirot · 2 April 2005
Both these pieces are clearly jokes (of a sort). That is not to say they are not trying to make a few serious points through the use of humor-but they are intended as humorous. If we are rating humor, Dembski's self parody is actually quite funny, and in a rhetorical sense, quite effective. Berlinski's pieces is an effort at humor, but falls flat.
After reading the comments by the Dean at Berkeley, it struck me that there was no reason to be surprised whatsoever. The Dean is talking about scientific reasoning and yet failing to acknowledge that scientific reasoning is considered passe by large swathes of the humanities and even by some in the social sciences.
Add to that, the fact that many agnostics and liberal christians, or non-fundamentalist advocates of other religions may be loosely sympathetic to a form of what I like to call "weak ID" or what some others call "generic creationism". In my view, one can however believe in weak ID or generic creationism and still be very much a Darwinist.
Few people however have seriously investigated what has come to be called ID (The strong version) and thus don't understand that it is not just an argument for generic creationism. And then there is, not only hostility to any privileged claim to knowledge for science in large swathes of the humanities and some corners of the social sciences, but overt hostility to Neo-Darwinism. It should come as no surprise that many humanists would express skepticism about Darwinism. After all, it's "just a paradigm" and "just a different mode of discourse" don't you know.
Arne Langsetmo · 2 April 2005
Engineer-Poet · 2 April 2005
Chip Poirot · 2 April 2005
I was using the term "humanist" in its more general sense-one who studies the humanities. Thus many humanists are post-modernists.
shiva · 3 April 2005
Arthur Koestler the communist-turned-socialist-turned-humanist criticised "Darwin" and Skinner and made a case for intelligent design (he didn't of course call it that). Berlinski seems to have done a quick review of Koestler's final book, "Janus a Summing Up" before penning this 'paper'. The clubbing of Darwin with Skinner could be more that n coincidence. Maybe some atheists and agnostics end up making room for an "all pervading power" or some such thing, in their late years.
Garrett · 4 April 2005
You people make me laugh.
Mark Perakh · 4 April 2005
Since the thread about DI's new blog has been closed for further comments, I am posting my comment here.
The famous 19th century Russian writer Saltykov-Schedrin wrote a satirical novel deriding the Russian bureaucracy. One of his "heroes," a high-ranking bureaucrat came across some publications about the USA. He did not like it, so he wrote a resolution across the page: "Close down America!"
Mr. Paul Nelson's order to the Panda's Thumb team to reinstate Davison's rants and to apologize to Davison reminds the order by the Russian bureaucrat of Saltykov's novel. That bureaucrat, though, had enough sense to realize that he had no means to close down America, so, having a second thought, he added, "However, this seems to be not up to us." Unlike the Russian bureaucrat, Paul Nelson seems to have not realized that it is not up to him to decide how the PT team should handle this blog.
To start with, it is amusing that Mr. Nelson feels authorized to express indignation regarding disemvoweling Davison's comments given Nelson's recent unconvincing attempt to justify the complete prohibition of comments on the new weblog maintained by Mr. Nelson and his friends at DI. Unlike that new blog, the policy of PT is highly tolerant regarding comments. Unfortunately some people who are hostile to PT have been abusing this blog's tolerance and systematically tried to disrupt the normal discussions on this blog. One of the worst offenders has been Davison.
Mr. Nelson, before expressing his sympathy for Davison, should have familiarized himself with the history of Davison's behavior on PT. Davison has been extremely rude, ceaselessly trying to insult the PT team and those commenters whose opinions differ from Davison's. Lately he started resorting to posting the same comments three times in a raw, thus cluttering the threads with his diatribes. He routinely resorts to name calling; he has endlessly and shamelessly been acclaiming his own theories as great breakthroughs in biology, and constantly posting ruminations beyond the topics of the threads.
So far the PT team has displayed a good measure of tolerance as most of Davison's comments have been allowed to stay despite their often offending and destructive character.
Everything must have limits, though, so finally some members of the PT team were forced to do something to curtail Davison's escapades. Since Davison has consistently ignored warnings and appeals to modify his behavior, one of the PT contributors felt it necessary to apply such a relatively mild method of defense against Davison's shenanigans as disemvoweling some of his comments and dumping some others to the Bathroom Wall. Although I have not myself resorted to such measures, there is no doubt these measures have been fully justified by Davison's behavior.
While the PT team knows well what kind of a person Davison is, the image of Mr. Nelson until now was as of a nice person, with whom a reasonable exchange of views could be conducted even if his views are mostly contrary to those of the PT team. However, Mr. Nelson's sudden outburst of sympathy for such an offender as Davison while issuing orders to the PT team in a rather amusingly categorical manner makes one wonder whether he indeed is such a nice person as we were led to believe.
Great White Wonder · 4 April 2005
Russell · 4 April 2005
John A. Davison · 4 April 2005
There is neither any need nor any rationale for being nice when confronted with the kind of mindless ideological bigotry that has always characterized Panda's Thumb, EvC and ISCID's "brainstorms." We are dealing with the age old conflict of how man is to regard his position in the universe. Is he a monumental accident as the Darwinians so arrogantly presume or is he the terminal product of a planned process as I and others happen to believe.
"To insist, even with Olympian assurance, that life appeared quite by chance and evolved in this fashion, is an unfounded supposition which I believe to be wrong and not in accordance with the facts."
Pierre Grasse, page 107
John A. Davison
John A. Davison · 4 April 2005
The reason that I have had to post three times in a row is simply due to the fact that I have been repeatedly blocked from posting and for no other reason. There is obviously more than one way to skin the cat named Davison.
Just tonight after composing a long post on PvM's thread I discovered that nothing happened when I poked the post button. Isn't that precious? I am also now unable to scroll all the way down and then respond on the Bathroom Wall. Is that just one more manifestation of the shabby tactics that have come to characterize Panda's Thumb? Those already include disemvoweling, summary deletion and disposal into your latreen known appropriately as the Bathroom Wall. What other tactics does Panda's Thumb have at its disposal to deal with someone who has challenged their sacred cow? Surely you have others or is lifetime bannishment your only last ditch alternative as it was both at EvC and "brainstorms." Use your imagination. I don't have to use mine. Your methods and motives are as clear as glass.
John A. Davison
Great White Wonder · 4 April 2005
John, I've always wondered how you managed to snag the "Incredible Sunday" gig with Tracey Gold while Cathy Lee and Fran were left to scrounge around in the dumpsters of ABC's back lot. Exactly how did you swing that deal -- and how did you manage to blow that sweet 7 pm Sunday spot so quickly? That must have been a rough time for you.
Rusty Catheter · 7 April 2005
Re JAD in 23317,
The design is not that good. The results are not much more than present genetic manipulations can achieve. JAD's Intelligent Designers are no more skillful than I expect to be capable of in my lifetime. They may have been visiting aliens, or a previous human civilisation that hid its middens. Or they may in fact be so poor as to be replaceable by a stochastic process. If he is proposing such Designers then the question all too rapidly turns to how they in turn evolved. Until one of their middens turns up its not worth worrying about.
JAD is very concerned about our godlessnes, but who would we have for such a role? Not the almost competant designers. No, in the persistent absence of a deity, godless is as telling a strike as accusing us of bipedalism.
Az.
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Gil Gaudia, Ph.D. · 12 April 2005
Re: "Berlinski's Lament" As the old farmer used to say, "Never get into a pissing match with a skunk."
Michael · 21 April 2005
I am just a lay person in the field of science, with only advance biology, a chemistry class in high school and college chemistry. Plus 3rd year calculus, differential equations. I opted for computer science.
One of the things that always stood out to me during college was the arrogance of professors and of computer programmers. I myself was not that accomplished as the top in the class. Therefore I was naturally more humble about my skills.
Having browsed PT now from a poor simpleton's perspective such as many on here might see me. I see its still in high fashion to not only be arrogant, but its even better yet to cut down with sarcasm anyone who might offer alternatives against the all knowing, all fearful, all mighty Man-God of Evolution "THEORY".
Frankly, it is the exact type of conversations on here that overlook the
need for serious scholarly debate. You may view certain people of Creationism and ID as fools. It is certainly your right to opinion and free speech.
But what most of you on this site continue to be blind to is the stifling of any reasonable debate in professional journals and in our schools. The fate of one man's life at the Smithsonian is all one needs to see that science is not at all open to free discusions of scientific ideas. The truth brought to light by sites like this with arrogant comments and the treatment of professionals within your fields who do not share your view show that you indeed represent the 21st century equivalent of Spanish Inquisition without the burning at the stake.
But dare anyone let an article be put in a scholarly magazine and everyone shuns the person, he loses his office and his future is in question.
I always thought men of science were reasonable and not political. It seems even scientist are human. Maybe there is some truth to the lowly ape that most on here believe our ancestors to be. If that is the case, then you've proven your point by being the brunt of the masses who refuse to listen to the minority without hitting them over the head with a club.
Maybe all it takes is just one tooth? That of Nebraska man? Does anyone care to explain that bit of evolutionary history to me? Just think of me as your normal every day Joe with no Chemistry Phd - da "real science" and explain to me this evo fundamentalist claim.
The truth is there is bias everywhere I look. Whether it is on the evolution side, the ID side, etc., very few men use objective criteria fairly all the time.
What I see here as on most sites is not clear evidence of a scientific theory, but just a bunch of bravado. In my search all over the internet what I find is a lack of clear fundamental information and science for the proof of evolution by transition fossils. I've looked at Talk.origins. Much of the talk on the site is like most books on evolution. It is simply guess-timates of whatmightbes.
What once was true of a particular branch on the tree 10 years ago is not true today. What once was considered a transitional fossil 5 years ago is not not part of that phyla.
Frankly, if I wrote programming code the way evolutionist go about their work, I'd be fired.
Math is a real science, its the most purest in my simple estimation. And while Newton's theories may have had some slight changes over the years. The basics still hold true for most calculations in our 'real world'.
I see comments about Dembski's Phd's as being rather trivial and that his work is just on pulling down evolution. And that he must rely on his assertions or his career is over. This is simple fodder of such noble minds. Dembski has been and is a man of science just as anyone else commenting here. From what I can see, he points to many areas of discussion on the subject and not all are in his favor. In fact, its how I found this site. So, he doesn't seem like some holy zealot out to throw the scientist back in the forest with Merlin the Magician. Instead, he's stating, look at the evidence, here are my supporters, my detractors, lets debate it openly and with good measure.
You know what 'fellow real scientist'. The real truth is that the whole of evolutionary science is the one that can surely tumble and fall. Talk about the MEGA-MILLIONS involved in the tidy evolutionary industry, thats where humpty dumpty will fall, not Dembski. He's looking for real answers and his future is secure.
Whether you disagree with him or not the kind of rhetorical blather thats taking place on here certainly does not bode well for the future of evolutionist if all they can do is knock down people from jobs, keep them from publishing in journals and then flippantly catergorize them as 'not real scientist'. It shows as true a bias as any I've seen.
I hope that what we see in the future is good discussion and debates and scientific journals that allow learned men of science to voice their opinions and ideas in a 'free' country. The science will stand and fall on its merits as to scientific method, not ridicule and deragatory comments.
For all the blustering about on here of Phd's and "real science", no one, not one person on here can state unequivocally with scientific proof how intelligent life formed here on this 3rd rock from the sun, without a doubt as to 100% accuracy through scientific methods.
You all can only theorize at best possible scenarios. As for aliens, creators, etc., it seems that I've seen just as many evolutionist posit such ideas as 'alien' seedings.
The truth, whether it be by a Creator, by a meteor rock, or by spontaneous generation in a swirling pool of muck and grime is right now all complete speculation on the scientific communties part.
For any of you on here to say anything differently is a bold face lie.
With that final statement, I leave you with this. If it took billions of years to create an intelligent human being, how long will it take us in this world today to create more intelligent beings such as ourselves?
In a scant recorded 6000 year known history of written mens accomplishments, we are at the frontier of cloning ourselves and much more in the future. To think that another intellient being outside the limits of our known universe could not have created intelligence is to deny plausible scenarios and to limit creative thinking to questions that everyone ask themselves every day. Thankfully Einstein did not listen to his critics and stop his work. I'm hoping that Dembski will listen to the good critiques put forth by sincere scientist and then utilize them to solidfy his work. Just as evolutionist should see the challenge of ID as good grist for the mill to sharpen their science.
Science I thought was about open-minded discovery. To discover all that we are and can be. If it leads to unexpected answers and paths, or if good men with good motives are raising unexpected questions which cannot be easily answered. Then it should all the well more give us reason to come together in good science to debate the issues upon merits of said science, not historical patterns of bigotry on either side of theism or atheism. Objective scientist should be able to put aside those issues and fairly look at all fair-minded questions and theories brought forth by qualified scientific individuals who endeavor to find the truth.
Stop pointing fingers on both sides and instead look at each others merits and weakness with objectivity.
Certainly I have shown my bias. But I hope some of what I say strikes a chord with some of you on here. Frankly, I'm tired of seeing pictures of artist drawings. I have kept an open mind all my life. But frankly, the artist drawings of what 'might' have been just does not provide me with good proof of the theory.
I need more and deserve more considering the millions being spent for such endeavors by our universities and schools.
Math gives me 2 + 2 = 4. Chemisty gives me H2O, Astronomy gives me galaxies and supernovas, Biology gives me virus vaccinations, medicine gives me heart transplants, geology gives me oil deposits, architecture... etc., but as far as I can see evolution does not give me anything of significant value. It does not show me that a HIV turns into a real bug. Biology, Chemistry and medicine research all show me to look for virus transformations - but that it will still be a virus, nothing more.
If you can show me the benefits of evolution - the actual financial benefits of what the theory has done for men, then I might be more impressed. But as far as I can see, all discoveries made have been research done on all scientific levels that can be and are done on a daily basis without any contribution of evolution theory. I don't have to believe I came from an ape to research a better technique to stop heart attacks. I do not even need evolution to tell me that I might try transplanting animal organs into humans.
Maybe I'm missing the big piture here, but it sure seems very small to me.
Wayne Francis · 29 April 2005
Timothy Scriven · 16 May 2005
Wayne, if you are willing to write out all of the above on a blog which will not, in the long run matter ( swept onto the same pile as all the crackpot fighters of all time, those unsung heroes) , you have no life.
By the way, someone said that mathematicians have proofs. I disagree, I believe mathematical ideas are just theories like any other, because they are only tentative and can be rejected at a later date. In a prefect world they might not be theories, but then, we do not live in such a world.