New York Joins the Act

Posted 10 May 2005 by

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A bill has been introduced in New York that would require “all pupils in grades kindergarten through twelve in all public schools in the state [to] receive instruction in both theories of intelligent design and evolution.”  Hopefully this is a reminder that creationism is not a political concern for education in just “red” states.

Additionally, Florida’s “Academic Freedom” Act has died.  It would have allowed students to sue teachers who stated that evolution is a fact.

70 Comments

Sir_Toejam · 10 May 2005

"Florida's "Academic Freedom" Act has died. It would have allowed students to sue teachers who stated that evolution is a fact."

Freedom through lawsuits? who exactly is free to do what here? certainly the teachers wouldn't have been free. i guess only god-bothering tub-thumper students get to be free.

pathetic.

I am only glad to see these things keep failing, for the moment anyway.

tytlal · 10 May 2005

I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say "both theories"?!

Harq al-Ada · 10 May 2005

If this New York bill passes, I'm moving to Scotland.

Great White Wonder · 10 May 2005

Pro-science folks need to start pressuring their congressmen to pass legislation which prevents creationist garbage and other pseudoscientific claptrap (psychic healing, UFO abduction, communicating with the dead) from being taught in public school science classrooms as science.

Suggested titles:

Education Integrity Act
Science Integrity Act
Rspect for Religion Act
Defense of Science Standards Act
First Amendment Affirmation Act
Science Patriots Act
Children's Education Defense Act

etc.

Sir_Toejam · 10 May 2005

" I'm moving to Scotland"

I'm game. what's Scotland got going for it these days?

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank · 10 May 2005

Dudes, none of these bills will pass. Nor are they intended to. most never even get out of committee. They are just sops that are tossed to the foaming fundies to keep those votes and checks coming.

Bruce Beckman · 10 May 2005

Quoting from the NY bill...

"THE COMMISSIONER, SHALL PROVIDE TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE TO ASSIST IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF CURRICULA FOR SUCH COURSES..."

"THE BOARD OF EDUCATION OR TRUSTEES OF EVERY SCHOOL DISTRICT SHALL PROVIDE APPROPRIATE TRAINING AND CURRICULUM MATERIALS..."

If this bill actually passes (unlikely), then perhaps we will finally be presented with the long awaited for ID theory and curricula. Since even the DI does not pretend that these exist and no longer advocates teaching ID in public schools, maybe the bills author should give them a call.

Stuart Weinstein · 10 May 2005

Damn it, thats my home state!

Thats it! This is war!

Fundy nutters out of NY now!

Sir_Toejam · 10 May 2005

sick 'em stuart!

Mike Walker · 10 May 2005

From the NY bill...

"ALL PUPILS IN GRADES KINDERGARTEN THROUGH TWELVE IN ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS IN THE STATE SHALL RECEIVE INSTRUCTION IN BOTH THEORIES OF INTELLIGENT DESIGN AND EVOLUTION."

Since when did they teach evolution in kindergarten? (I'm English, so maybe I'm missing something). And how the hell do you teach ID "science" to a five-year old?

This bill is just dumb.

steve · 10 May 2005

Somebody get Paul Nelson to call them. He says there's no theory of ID like there's a theory of evolution.

Great White Wonder · 10 May 2005

Since when did they teach evolution in kindergarten

I remember learning about the evolution of altruistic behavior in kindergarten, something about lions and mice.

steve · 10 May 2005

how the hell do you teach ID "science" to a five-year old?

Easy. You take him to any of the half-million churches in the US.

GuyJ · 10 May 2005

how the hell do you teach ID “science” to a five-year old?

goddidit.

Stuart Weinstein · 10 May 2005

sick 'em stuart!

Grrr.. Grrr... WOOF!
Grrr... Grrr...

etc.

Rasmus Pedersen · 11 May 2005

I'm game. what's Scotland got going for it these days?

Well, in Scotland only about 10% of the first-year med students actively disbelieve in evolution, and only 37% of the curricula include evolution. (I would like to post the source link in its entirety, but the program calls it "questionable content". Write http://www.bioscience.heacademy.ac.uk/journal/vol4/Beej-4-3 and then .htm)

RBH · 11 May 2005

Try www.tinyurl.com to cure that URL ill. I found this interesting in that survey:

Finally, it was pointed out that drug resistance evolution posed a possible equity conflict between present and future generations i.e. heavy use of an effective drug today may make it useless in treating future patients. Students were asked whether their duty should be mostly to present or future patients. Results are shown in Table 4. Interestingly, the evolution acceptors were more prepared to consider a duty to future generations than the rejectors, a possible example of how evolution education could influence medical practice.

In other words, the creationists were more willing to make heavy present use of an antibiotic, even knowing that the evolution of antibiotic resistance would compromise the utility of that drug for subsequent generations. RBH

Reed A. Cartwright · 11 May 2005

In other words, the creationists were more willing to make heavy present use of an antibiotic, even knowing that the evolution of antibiotic resistance would compromise the utility of that drug for subsequent generations.

— RBH
Creationists know that the rapture is a commin', so there won't be any future generations to worry about.

Harq al-Ada · 11 May 2005

Actually, I just want to go to Scotland for the freckled readhead women with the hot accents.

Russell · 11 May 2005

In other words, the creationists were more willing to make heavy present use of an antibiotic, even knowing that the evolution of antibiotic resistance would compromise the utility of that drug for subsequent generations.

— RBH
This epitomizes what I think is the scariest thing about this whole anti-intellectual back to the Bible movement. And it's what makes this whole evo-creo discussion more than a game. The creos are convinced that all this technology and fiddling with nature that we do (antibiotics, air pollution, global warming... ) doesn't amount to a pimple on the butt of God's Big Plan. Don't bother thinking about all those things; concentrate on "biblical values". This is where the corporocratic wing of the Republican party finds the theocratic wing so very useful. Sorry to introduce a political note into this, but I'm afraid that - like the hoky-poky - that's what it's all about.

guthrie · 11 May 2005

Scotlands great, but I'm biased because I was born and brought up here. If its freckled red headed women your after, theres quite a lot in Ireland still I believe.

But more seriously, who is putting this bill forwards and why do I find this bit a bit disturbing:

"SUCH INSTRUCTION SHALL BE PROVIDED BY OR UNDER THE DIRECT SUPERVISION OF REGULAR CLASSROOM TEACHERS PROVIDED, HOWEVER, THAT SUCH INSTRUCTION MAY BE PROVIDED BY ANY OTHER AGENCY, PUBLIC OR PRIVATE."

Any other agency public or private? How does that work? Does that mean there will be ID outreach teachers coming into the school?

Charlie Wagner · 11 May 2005

A bill has been introduced in New York that would require "all pupils in grades kindergarten through twelve in all public schools in the state [to] receive instruction in both theories of intelligent design and evolution."

— Reed Cartwright
ROFLMAO!!! In NEW YORK???? NEVER!!!! This is a joke. Give the people of New York more credit. They've got Shel Silver and Joe Bruno guarding the gate. This bill will never see the light of day. This guy Hooker (Daniel Hooker R-127) is on full active duty with the USMC stationed in North Carolina. According to an article in the "Saugerties Times" http://www.ulsterpublishing.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=article&articleID=343253 "Hooker feels that some of his opponents in the legislature may be thankful for is his absence, at least in terms of his notorious reputation for debating issues about which he feels strongly. "I spark the conscience of my colleagues, even on my side of the aisle," he explains. "It wouldn't surprise me if my absence has been met with some relief by some of the members." Hooker continues with a chuckle, "I have joked that the budget got passed on time because I wasn't there to debate it." Hooker relies on his strong religious faith to see him through the dark times. "My family and I are Roman Catholic, and we go to mass every week. I say the Rosary just about every day," he explains." Rest easy, there's absolutely nothing to worry about.

Chris Thompson · 11 May 2005

Well. I finally get to write letters to MY congress critter. I don't think I can muster the vitriol this deserves though, since I am registered to vote in one of the most liberal districts of NY City. I will still drop a line though, in addition to getting up a petition from people in my department.

Chris

catherine · 11 May 2005

Oh, Stuart, I like "fundy nutters." Will use it often and credit you.

Bill Ware · 11 May 2005

"SUCH INSTRUCTION SHALL BE PROVIDED BY OR UNDER THE DIRECT SUPERVISION OF REGULAR CLASSROOM TEACHERS PROVIDED, HOWEVER, THAT SUCH INSTRUCTION MAY BE PROVIDED BY ANY OTHER AGENCY, PUBLIC OR PRIVATE." Any other agency public or private? How does that work? Does that mean there will be ID outreach teachers coming into the school?

— guthrie
Why yes indeed! Bryan College students will come to the school and teach Bible Study ID to the students here in Rhea County, TN just like they used to.

Sir_Toejam · 11 May 2005

"Oh, Stuart, I like "fundy nutters." Will use it often and credit you."

lol. In an open democracy forum, someone from the UK labeled them:

"god-bothering tub-thumpers".

I actually rather like that one.

Sir_Toejam · 11 May 2005

"I will still drop a line though, in addition to getting up a petition from people in my department."

sounds like a great idea to me. kudos.

Sir_Toejam · 11 May 2005

"In other words, the creationists were more willing to make heavy present use of an antibiotic, even knowing that the evolution of antibiotic resistance would compromise the utility of that drug for subsequent generations."

well, this is at the crux of the culture wars, yes?

I keep wondering if there is some genetic component to this behavior, as suggested by the article posted a couple of months ago here.

will evolutionary theory end up being the thing that shows why fundies behave as they do? Now THAT would be some serious irony.

Great White Wonder · 11 May 2005

will evolutionary theory end up being the thing that shows why fundies behave as they do?

Here's my experiment. Teach Coco the "signing gorilla" that unless he worships the Great Invisible Sky Gorilla he will experience terrible unceasing pain. Give him a taste of that pain so there are no questions about what is at stake. After he "gets with the program," then introduce some young unprogrammed (i.e., atheist) gorillas into his cage and see what happens.

Danial Hocson · 11 May 2005

Nit-picking correction: Koko the gorilla is a she. :)

Wesley R. Elsberry · 11 May 2005

Ahem. You could ask Karl Pribram what the stakes are in upsetting Koko. He's missing the distal end of, IIRC, his right index finger.

nidaros · 11 May 2005

Anyway back to the original thread.

Does anyone have a concept of what a lesson plan for teaching ID would look like? I suppose you could eke out some extra time bashing evolution. What specifically are you going to cover about ID in classes where this is the topic?

A task teachers have is to provide clear objectives of what students need to learn. Does anyone have a concept of what the learning objectives are for a class in ID?

It seems to me this will be very thin.

steve · 11 May 2005

A task teachers have is to provide clear objectives of what students need to learn. Does anyone have a concept of what the learning objectives are for a class in ID?

Sure. What flavor you want? Baptist? Methodist? New Life?

Sir_Toejam · 11 May 2005

"What specifically are you going to cover about ID in classes where this is the topic?"

ask Salvador Cordova; he evidently has an entire class devoted to teaching ID at the college level.

Timothy Scriven · 11 May 2005

Primary school students and secondary school students don't decide what good science is and what is not. However the academia sure does. That's why Panda's Thumb must pay more attention to ensuring that intelligent design isn't taught at reputable universities. According to Bill Dembski some pro ID student's tried to institute a physics course in ID at Berkeley university, thankfully they failed.

However something similar is happening at Virginia University and Dembski, or rather one of his correspondent's seems think it's got a real chance of happening. IDEA clubs are replicating at a rate of knots and in some of the red state's a significant number of biology professor's are joining, even at fairly reputable universities.

Eugene Scott doesn't seem to mind if ID is taught at university, but I do. The number of undergraduate's and even postgraduate's belonging to IDEA club's are enormous, and today's undergraduate's are tomorrow's tenured professors. If a significant portion of the academic community came to accept ID then you would not even be able to blink before evolution was being taught as just another "theory" in schools. Why then is Panda's Thumb paying so little attention to fighting potential ID courses at university?

steve · 11 May 2005

You're right. Eugene 'Scott doe'sn't seem to mind if ID is taught at univer'sity, but I do. The number of undergraduate's and even po'stgraduate's belonging to IDEA club's are enormou's, and today's undergraduate's are tomorrow's tenured profe's'sor's.

Great White Wonder · 11 May 2005

steve, you are one sarcastic mofo.

reputable universities should not be teaching ID science in a required science course, that is for sure.

are there any such public universities?

on the other hand, i know there are teachers who go out of their way to trash "id theory" and peddlers like Dembski and his ilk in required science courses in public universities.

so we got that going for us.

no caps. no apostrophes. no mistakes. ;)

steve · 11 May 2005

Well yeah, I'm annoying, but I don't like it when pro-science arguments are made with really bad writing. Capitalized words and apostrophes for plurals just look terrible. Intelligent people who don't know anything about evolution, and maybe are on the fence, are probably unconsciously persuaded by the better writing and logic of evolutionist writing as compared to creationist stuff.

Sir_Toejam · 12 May 2005

That's a very good argument for good writing skills.

ChEEr'S

Adam Marczyk · 12 May 2005

I'm with you, Stuart. This bill may never make it out of committee - I certainly hope it doesn't - but this is my state too and I'll be damned if I'm going to take this sort of nonsense lying down.

For anyone who's interested, here are the members of the New York state legislature education committee, with links to contact information:

http://assembly.state.ny.us/comm/?sec=mem&id=12

This is the guy who proposed this bill:

http://www.ppmhv.org/politics/pop/hooker.html

I'm working on a letter now, and I'm going to make some calls tomorrow.

Sir_Toejam · 12 May 2005

geez. hooker is a bit right of a 90 degree turn! how on earth did he get on the assembly to begin with?

steve · 12 May 2005

Though it is acceptable, according to certain style manuals, to apostrophe acronyms, btw. "Several UFO's were spotted..." etc. Not sure how you'd do the plural posessive, though. UFO's'? UFOs'? And how you'd deal with -S ending acronyms with plural posessiveness I haven't the slightest.

"Today, several APS'es' members signed a poll..."

;-)

Wayne Francis · 12 May 2005

Comment # 29412

Comment #29412 Posted by Harq al-Ada on May 11, 2005 10:52 AM (e) (s) Actually, I just want to go to Scotland for the freckled readhead women with the hot accents.

— Harq al-Ada
MMMmmmm :) Me too! Comment # 29434

Comment #29434 Posted by Danial Hocson on May 11, 2005 03:13 PM (e) (s) Nit-picking correction: Koko the gorilla is a she. :)

— Danial Hocson
Do you know if Koko has a new pet cat?

Wayne Francis · 12 May 2005

test for dbl post

Jim Wynne · 12 May 2005

Though it is acceptable, according to certain style manuals, to apostrophe acronyms, btw. "Several UFO's were spotted . . . "

— steve
The other irritating thing is the amazing number of people who can't be bothered to look up "acronym" and find out what it means.

Admiral Santa · 12 May 2005

I always say acronym when I mean synonym, and vice versa.

steve · 12 May 2005

The other irritating thing is the amazing number of people who can't be bothered to look up "acronym" and find out what it means.

Huh. Can't say I've ever heard anyone misuse the word acronym. What do they use it to mean?

Bayesian Bouffant, FCD · 12 May 2005

Presentation on evolution book censored in Minnesota: http://www.startribune.com/stories/389/5399009.html

Kids' book on evolution stirs censorship debate in Monticello ... With its lavish illustrations of colorful, cuddly critters, "Our Family Tree" looks like the kind of book kids keep by their bedside to read again and again. But when its St. Paul author, Lisa Westberg Peters, planned to talk about the book in classroom appearances today and Friday at a Monticello, Minn., elementary school, educators got cold feet. "Our Family Tree" focuses on evolution, the scientific explanation for human origins that some believe contradicts biblical teachings. Peters' appearances, which were to focus on helping kids learn how to write, were canceled. "It's a cute book. There's nothing wrong with it. We just don't need that kind of debate," said Brad Sanderson, principal at Pinewood Elementary. ...

Jim Wynne · 12 May 2005

Huh. Can't say I've ever heard anyone misuse the word acronym. What do they use it to mean?

— steve
You're kidding, right? No? "Scuba" is an acronym, as are "radar" and "laser" and "snafu." "UFO" is not an acronym.

Great White Wonder · 12 May 2005

I smell toast ...

jeebus · 12 May 2005

"UFO" is not an acronym.

What, you don't pronounce it "ooh-pho?"

Chris Thompson · 12 May 2005

Well. I stared circulating my petition to people in my department. The vast majority reacted as expected: "They did this in NEW YORK???" We have a unified Science department here- it includes bio, chem, physics, and....engineering. Four people did not sign the petition right away. Three wanted to read over it thoroughly. One of those (a biologist) expressed some misgivings about it. The two others that wanted to read it were a chemist and an engineer. The only person who categorically refused to sign it, saying he supported the bill, was an engineer.

Sounds like another Salem Conjecture data point to me.

Henry J · 12 May 2005

Re ""UFO" is not an acronym."
Huh? It's the first letters from the phrase "Unidentified Flying Object".

Aureola Nominee, FCD · 12 May 2005

On the other hand, what would "radar" stand for? IIRC, it's shorthand for "Radio Detection and Ranging", which means it's not an acronym.

Henry J · 12 May 2005

Re "which means it's not an acronym."
Huh. Never thought of that.

Jim Wynne · 12 May 2005

On the other hand, what would "radar" stand for? IIRC, it's shorthand for "Radio Detection and Ranging", which means it's not an acronym.

— Aureola Nominee
It appears that my initial suggestion about looking it up went unheeded. An acronym is

A word formed from the initial letters of a name, such as WAC for Women's Army Corps, or by combining initial letters or parts of a series of words, such as radar for radio detecting and ranging.

Sir_Toejam · 12 May 2005

so...

a UFO is not an acronym, but an abbreviation?

Sir_Toejam · 12 May 2005

or more precisely, a UFO is an initialism.

The difference is that an acronym is pronounced as if it were a word rather than just a series of individual letters.

so, FYI is an initialism, FYI. :p

thanks Jim.

I never would have remembered the term initialism unless you had posted.

Sir_Toejam · 12 May 2005

test(ignore)

Randall Wald · 12 May 2005

Really, though, while formally initialisms are distinct from acronyms, I think it's fair to say that in common usage, the latter word is coming to include the former. Compared to other ways the English language has evoloved in recent years, this is a fairly innocuous change.

Jim Wynne · 13 May 2005

Really, though, while formally initialisms are distinct from acronyms, I think it's fair to say that in common usage, the latter word is coming to include the former. Compared to other ways the English language has evoloved in recent years, this is a fairly innocuous change.

— Randall Wald
One of the beauties of the English language is the possibilities for nuance and shades of meaning that it provides. When a word with a distinct meaning, that serves a good purpose, is corrupted by slovenly popular usage--especially among people who should know better--something important is lost. It makes no difference whether we use "data" with a singular verb, although in formal writing, especially in science, "data are" is tenaciously (and pedantically) preserved. This while the same writers and speakers throw a lovely word like "acronym" in the trash can. Go figure.

Stuart Weinstein · 13 May 2005

Catherine writes "Oh, Stuart, I like "fundy nutters." Will use it often and credit you."

Oh thats OK, Catherine. No need to credit me.. besides I get enough "fan" mail from creationists in Hawaii as it is.

steve · 14 May 2005

I forgot to come back to this thread. UFO is not an acronym because of how it's pronounced? You expect anyone to follow that? What a lost cause.

UFO is an acronym. Leave me alone and get back to whining about the disappearance of 'thine' and 'hast'.

steve · 14 May 2005

or if you want to address a meaningful language issue, start writing letters to newscaster morons who say 'begs the question' when they mean 'raises the question'. That's a language problem with some actual substance.

Reed A. Cartwright · 14 May 2005

Steve, in case you don't know this and/or are not joking,

In the US we pronounce "UFO" as an acronym, "yu-eff-oh". In England, it is pronounced as a word, "yu-foh." Sort of like the difference between UGA the school and Uga the mascot.

steve · 14 May 2005

ufo is also pronounced as a word within the word mufon. And it's in Acronym Finder. Why did I think I was joking? I was just responding to Jim Wynne's tedious claim that ufo is not an acronym.

steve · 14 May 2005

That should be "Why did you think I was joking?"

Andrea Bottaro · 14 May 2005

This really is the first time I heard the word "initialism" - whaddayaknow, you can learn new stuff on Panda's Thumb.
So, is

I find
Nit-picking
In regard
To
Initials'
Application to
Lexicon
Innovation
Supremely
Mind-numbing

an acronym?
;-)

Jim Wynne · 14 May 2005

ufo is also pronounced as a word within the word mufon. And it's in Acronym Finder. acronym.

— steve
Appeal to (questionable) authority noted.

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less."

— Lewis Carroll
So maybe it was brillig.

Sir_Toejam · 14 May 2005

lol. very witty, andrea.

and, er, no. because you initialized two-word constructions instead of single word phrases.

initializing mind-numbing as "M" is ok, but not initializing I find as "I".

:p

this is getting pythonesque...