Under the heading “Stupid Web Tricks” file the following:
Google fight between Evolution and Intelligent Design.
(No Darwin dolls were harmed in the making of this demonstration.)
Other results: “sincerity” beats “Dembski” by a 20-1 margin and “Berlinski” is ko’d by “informed criticism.”
Note to the overly sensitive: the contents of this post are not considered to be clever beyond measure. They’re just a momentary diversion.
48 Comments
ts · 29 July 2005
That's very misleading. If you go to google and enter "intelligent design" with the quotes, you only get 750,000 hits, vs. 19,600,000 without the quotes.
Matthew · 29 July 2005
On the other hand googling for Darwinism yields only 598,000.
Jim Wynne · 29 July 2005
"Pee Wee Herman" beats "William Dembski" 199,000 to 37,200.
Reed A. Cartwirght · 29 July 2005
Been There, Done That.
Bill Ware · 29 July 2005
This seemed hopeful:
Love: 153,000,000
Hate: 29,400,000
Then I got:
War: 203,000,000
Peace: 83,700,000
So I guess we still have a long way to go.
David Evans · 29 July 2005
Christian: 78,000,000
Atheist: 2,000,000
darwinfinch · 29 July 2005
Whoa! David Evans really pulled a surprise on us, eh? Woo-ee! I'm sure Matt will have his vestigal tail between his legs after reading that!
\\\\>> Check out David Evans link on his name to inhale the profundity of an average (sincere, too, in the most pedestrian meaning of the word) intelligence.
David, do you regularly consider that there may be something wrong, even false, about your beliefs, and especially about how others professing similar beliefs abuse them? No? Have you ever really considered these questions?
I believe you are sincere, but your writing on the link also shows me, and I do not write this wishing you ill (quite the opposite), your faith is thin as cardboard, however often you put another coat of whitewash over it.
If you dig a bit deeper into what you've written, you'll find there are some obvious moral flaws that need attention. It is having the Christian God defended in such ways that has pushed me into the Atheist camp, as far as public beliefs go: no God such as the one you present could possibly exist, except as a set of lies some group has agreed, for whatever reasons, upon. With many interesting exceptions, Chritianity at this time, at least, is a silly and twisted crock of nonsense.
Nothing I "know" (and I seem to know way too much) is correct in the way I pretend to knw it, and I have to spend a lot of time reminding myself of that likely fact to get on with the Great Work of living.
David Evans · 29 July 2005
DarwinFinch.
I posted only to this particular article because I found it humorous. Is it beyond your understanding of Christianity to think that we could have a sense of humor?
As to your questions for me, yes, I consider these questions on an almost daily basis. It troubles me greatly to know that the lower-case "c" church abuses my own faith, and how those abuses drive people away from a relationship with God that is the anchor of my being.
I would ask you to remember that the lower-case "c" church is a construct of man, and as such, is inherently flawed. But I'd ask that you not throw the baby out with the bath. Yes, there are flaws and abuses and even criminal behavior that exist in the church. The same could be said of corporations, of government, of the world of academia, or of any other institution of man. But because something is flawed doesn't mean that its purpose isn't noble, or even that it's incorrect.
If you have allowed someone like me to "push you into the atheist camp", then people like me are doing an exceptionally poor job of representing ourselves and our faith, and you have my most sincere apologies. My faith isn't about other people, or their failings - it is about God, and His perfection.
My weaknesses and frailties and failures are too many to count. I'm a Christian not because I am superior. I am a Christian because I am a failure.
However, I would suggest to you that you know nothing of my faith. I'm not very smart - that's obvious enough by my writings and by my own admission. I'm not charismatic enough nor knowledgeable enough to change the world. My morality is imperfect and suspect, and as you rightly point out, it is badly flawed.
But I keep working on myself, and with God's grace, I hope to continue to improve who I am as a human, and to hopefully help others discover what I know of God.
Thank you for your comments, as they remind me of the work I have before me, and why that work matters.
I don't know what you know, nor do I know how well you know it. I hope that whatever you know, you bring it to bear on humanity in a way that best satisfies your own convictions.
I fail to understand why you feel the need to degrade me, as you have done in your comments, but that's not for me to understand - it's only for me to learn from and take to heart as they apply to my life and my personal growth.
Thank you,
-david
David Evans · 29 July 2005
One more thought on this, DarwinFinch, since you asked me some questions which I attempted to answer. I'm hopeful that perhaps you'll be as candid in your answers as I attempted to be in mine.
You wrote:
" ...no God such as the one you present could possibly exist, except as a set of lies some group has agreed, for whatever reasons, upon. With many interesting exceptions, Chritianity at this time, at least, is a silly and twisted crock of nonsense."
As you have questioned my sense of morality: Does it fit within your own morals to berate or disregard what others believe? Or are your stated opinions above the result of being treated similarly by people who claim to be acting in God's name, and you are merely lashing out at me as a result of the poor behavior of others?
Do you regularly consider that there may be something wrong, even false, about your beliefs, and especially about how others professing similar beliefs abuse them? No? Have you ever really considered these questions?
Thank you again for your kind consideration. I'm here to learn, and have little to teach in return.
-david
Air Bear · 30 July 2005
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david evans · 30 July 2005
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steve · 30 July 2005
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Alan · 30 July 2005
David,
You make some telling points. Personal belief is just that; well, personal. When groups or individuals profess a belief and use it as a means to oppress or exploit others,(eg burning at the stake, now thankfully quite rare) that is obviously to be opposed and condemned.
But Science does not address belief, and I agree that some of the more rabid denunciations do the cause of Science a disservice.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 30 July 2005
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david Evans · 30 July 2005
Descent & Dissent · 30 July 2005
C.J.O'Brien · 30 July 2005
Jon A. Pastor · 30 July 2005
More GoogleFighting
Integrity: 59,000,000
Honesty: 9,230,000
Scientist: 60,800,000
Behe: 160,000
Dembski: 117,000
qetzal · 30 July 2005
C.J. O'Brien,
I know nothing of Taoism, but that statement alone merely indicates that it's different than the ways of Jesus, et al. I don't see an implication of superiority.
ts · 30 July 2005
As used in "that which can be named is not the Tao", "the Tao" refers to "the ground of being" or the fundamental underlying principle of the universe; "the way" is the way of the universe, which Taoists strive to act in accordance with; it says nothing about "the ways of Jesus" or anyone else. There are a couple of apparent problems, such as that, if it's the way of the universe, it shouldn't be possible to be out of accordance with it, and the statement appears to be self-contradictory, since that which cannot be named seems to be named "Tao", but I'm sure that, like other dogmas, the Taoist dogma contains answers to such apparent inconsistencies.
Raven · 30 July 2005
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T. Russ · 30 July 2005
56,700,000 for truth
3,310,000 for bullshit
Is this supposed to mean there is more truth on the web than bullshit?
I hope that's not the case.
T. Russ
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 30 July 2005
steve · 31 July 2005
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 July 2005
Well, when I Google for "William Dumbski", nearly all of the 180 hits I get are from ID/creationist sites complaining that we big bad evilutionists call him "William Dumbski".
But hey, Googling "Dembski Isaac Newton of Information Theory" gives 763 hits --- more than "Dumbski" does. So cheer up, Bill.
Googling "Behe's bullshit" gives 455 hits. So presumably more people think Behe is a bullshitter, than think Dembski is dumb. And apparently more people think Dembski is the Isaac Newton of Information Theory than think Behe is a bullshitter.
Unless, of course, they are all just making fun of someone who is enough of a pompous ass to consider himself the "Isaac Newton" of anything . . . .
ts · 31 July 2005
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Raven · 31 July 2005
primate · 31 July 2005
So if you want to start equating people's beliefs with those who "professing similar beliefs abuse them", you might want to look in a mirror once in a while ...
I wonder how many religionists pulled the trigger in the genocides you mention?
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 31 July 2005
That "whooshing" sound you heard was the sound of my point going right over your head.