Be sure to check out the pictures. Hat tip to Lenny Flank.It may have been built with heavenly intentions, but a judge has ruled that the creationism theme park known as Dinosaur Adventure Land still must obey earthly laws. [...] Owners of the park, which shows how dinosaurs may have roamed the Earth just a few thousand years ago, did not obtain a building permit before constructing the building in 2002. They have argued in and out of court that it violates their "deeply held" religious beliefs, and that the church-run facility does not have to obtain permits. After almost four years of litigation, the judge disagreed and said the county has the authority to close the building until the owners comply with regulations. The judge also fined two church leaders $500 each per day for every day the building is used or occupied. If church officials continue to refuse to comply with local ordinances, the judge may decide that the building can be razed, Allen's ruling said. County commissioners showed no sympathy to members of the Creation Science Evangelism ministry who spoke out Thursday night at a commission meeting about the county's actions. "Scripture also says 'Render unto Caesar what Caesar demands.' And right now, Caesar demands a building permit," County Commission Chairman Mike Whitehead said.
Dino Adventure Land Could Face Extinction
Boy, this is not turning out to be a good week for the creationists. Now the famous museum of Kent Hovind, aka Dr. Dino, has been closed. Read "Park could face extinction" in the Pensacola News:
97 Comments
Andrew McClure · 7 April 2006
Wow.
I don't think there's any possible response to that which would be funnier than the article itself.
Kevin from nyc · 7 April 2006
OH man I wanted to go and play with the friendly dinosaurs.......
GvlGeologist, FCD · 7 April 2006
This is off-topic. Hope nobody minds too much. I saw a story either on Panda's Thumb or on one of the blogs linked to it a few days ago about a story of two doors, and the choices made about them. One respondent suggested something to do with their choice being sitting and watching what goes on, drink in hand. It was beautiful. A friend of mine passed away a couple of days ago, and it actually seemed like a great epitath. I'd like to find the quote and send it to her husband.
Can anybody help with this? Thanks in advance.
Sir_Toejam · 7 April 2006
chaos_engineer · 7 April 2006
GvlGeologist, condolences on the loss of your friend. The story you're looking for is http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/03/doors.php
Back to the subject at hand...the stegosaurus fossil in that article looks designed to me, and it's probably less than 6,000 years old.
RavenT · 7 April 2006
GvlGeologist, is this what you were looking for? It doesn't exactly match your description, but it's kind of close.
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/03/doors.php#comment-64238
GvlGeologist, FCD · 7 April 2006
chaos_engineer:
Many thanks. I feel a little unclean posting that request in the same posting about... yecch... Dino Adventure Land.
On the other hand, she was a geologist, and this would probably make her laugh her head off.
Chris Ho-Stuart · 7 April 2006
Off topic, for GvlGeologist; I think you want Doors at Pharyngula, and possibly this comment by Jim.
Back on topic for Hovind: BWAAHAHAHA.
Stephen Elliott · 7 April 2006
This isn't funny. If the park closes it could permanently damage kids education prospects!
Steve Reuland · 7 April 2006
I have to admit, the Stegosaurus is kinda cool. I think the NCSE should buy it when it gets auctioned off along with everything else that Hovind owns in order to pay his back taxes.
BTW, the IRS raid the article refers to was one of the first things I ever blogged here. I can't believe it's been two years already...
Sir_Toejam · 7 April 2006
on perhaps a more positive dino museum note:
http://www.physorg.com/news63641065.html
world's biggest T Rex skull?
Michael Hopkins · 7 April 2006
Speaking of Hovind's IRS problems:
Go to: http://www.ustaxcourt.gov/UstcDockInq/asp/CaseNo.asp
Use the following Docket Number: 011894-05L
The trial begins April 24.
Martin Wagner · 8 April 2006
Andrew McClure · 8 April 2006
brightmoon · 8 April 2006
wow wonder what the creos think of this..will we see smears of the officials involved or will they finally wash their hands of an embarrassment
Bob O'H · 8 April 2006
jkc · 8 April 2006
If you want to see something funnier than the newspaper article, go to the museum website http://www.dinosauradventureland.com/ and click on "Click Here to Read An Important Message about Dinosaur Adventure Land"
The best part is how he lists 5 or 6 ways that this situation could be speedily resolved. Of course, he forgets to mention that it could also be resolved if he just paid the stupid permit fee. One assumes that money is not an object since he also says that "DAL can move to a more God fearing county." Any God fearing counties out there that don't require building permits?
Nick Matzke · 8 April 2006
Moses · 8 April 2006
I've been checking up, on occasion, the IRS story. The key to understanding the IRS part was the term "raided."
Examiners don't raid. Criminal Investigation Department (CID) raids. It usually takes them two or three years to get to the fraud case. It can go faster, but it typically doesn't. And when the IRS does raid, it's almost certainly because they think they'll win the fraud case based on an internal referral from a revenue agent who has examined the books and come to the point the agent believes there is criminal fraud.
Moses · 8 April 2006
FastEddie · 8 April 2006
"Scripture also says 'Render unto Caesar what Caesar demands.' And right now, Caesar demands a building permit.
That's funny!
darthWilliam · 8 April 2006
This story made my day! Wow thanks for the early morning laughs! Ain't poetic justice sweet?
Konrad Crist · 8 April 2006
If Hovind or his confederate(s) give in and pay the permit fees, will the county simply walk away or does he continue to face civil or criminal charges for his actions in opening and operating an unpermitted facility? After having listened to Hovind in Dover, PA I am appalled at the amount of damage he is doing in promoting his brand of (religious) ignorance to the masses.
Linda · 8 April 2006
Haha!!
This made my morning a lot more hilarious. I always expected to see this place get in trouble for teaching misleading religious beliefs as facts.. but to see it shut down for such a stupid, easily-satisfied reason is way funnier. Man, I'm going to be giggling about this one all day.
The quote from Whitehead seals the deal. Hahaha, this is great.
David · 8 April 2006
I also was at the Dover, PA speaking engagement of Dr. Hovind. I was hoping to hear his ideas brought into appropriate light by anyone opposing his ideas. I was disappointed to not have an articulate person with a different view even ask a question. I am not sure if that is funny (in a nervous way) or just sad.
ericnh · 8 April 2006
Wow, Bush being identified as the source of the CIA leak and Dinoland shut down, all in the same week. Suddenly things seem all right with the world.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 8 April 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 8 April 2006
Konrad Crist · 8 April 2006
Hi David:
Most scientists now know better than to challenge Hovind in a venue where he controls the audience and the setting. A debate is not a proper forum for discussion of scientific ideas, and despite several attempts, Hovind has never agreed to a published, written debate or dialog for good reason. He knows he would lose.
Did you notice the following things he said during the Dover seminar:
1. On both days one of his first slides warned the audience that people who disagree with his Bible science presentation ("scoffers and deluders") should not be listened to lest they lead the "little children" away from the faith. Right there he has primed the audience to disbelieve any dissent to his message.
2. On at least two instances, he defined what an 'ad homenim' argument is and how it is used by atheists and evolutionists to attack him rather than his message. Yet when one person questioned why he has been charged with anti-semitism, his first response was to character assasinate one of his critics by mentioning his critic's alleged "sordid" divorce and charges of child molestation. He then claimed that he could not be anti-semitic because he did not know what a semite was! If that is the way he responds to questions, I doubt an "articulate" person would get any satisfactory answer from Mr. Hovind.
3. He told as fact an old Polish joke I heard 35 years ago about the polish scientist who trained a frog to jump on command. When the scientist removed the frog's legs, the scientist concluded the frog was deaf. He told this story as a factual example of how stupid some of the research scientists do can be.
4. He called multiple times for the audience to question why they, as citizens and taxpayers, could not demand the right to have their tax dollars used to teach what they wanted to their children yet he failed to mention that he has been charged with tax evasion by the government and has also renounced his US citizenship.
These are just a few of the non-scientific statements he made. (I particularly liked his statement equating Mr. Bush with Hitler and Stalin, but that is another story.) I, too, would like to see Mr. Hovind honestly address his critics, but he is too clever to put himself in that position.
Peter Henderson · 8 April 2006
He could always apply for a job in AIG's new creation museum ! Apparently AIG has removed the article "Arguments we think creationists shouldn't use" from their website. From what I can remember these were mostly Hovind's:
http://home.austarnet.com.au/stear/aig_integrity_slipping.htm
AIG's attitude towards him seems to be softening. This from AIG UK's Paul Taylor:
http://www.justsixdays.co.uk/bb/viewtopic.php?t=35
So you never know. He may resurface in another form !
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 8 April 2006
I think that US creationist's willingness to kowtow to the nutters like Hovind, might explain the recent split in AiG.
In any case, as far as actual live political impact, AiG is a nonentity. Just like ICR.
Arden Chatfield · 8 April 2006
Leona · 8 April 2006
all those lies they say about Kent is lies I've spoke to him personaly and hes that its all a conspiracy against him and he can explain if u ask him
Sir_Toejam · 8 April 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 8 April 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 8 April 2006
Scott Simmons · 8 April 2006
Peter Henderson · 8 April 2006
I take it Leona is only joking. Or is she a real live Hovind supporter ?
Kal · 8 April 2006
"Scripture also says 'Render unto Caesar what Caesar demands.' And right now, Caesar demands a building permit," County Commission Chairman Mike Whitehead said.
Priceless.
Eva Young · 8 April 2006
Maybe they are being advised by "litigation Tax Attorney" and congressional candidate Michele Bachmann.
Nana · 8 April 2006
"even the science building" was closed. hee hee...what science building?
taoist · 8 April 2006
snaxalotl · 8 April 2006
snaxalotl · 8 April 2006
Sir_Toejam · 8 April 2006
snax-
since you've been following it, has that list grown any in the last few years?
pleco · 8 April 2006
Thank God!
Kaptain Kobold · 9 April 2006
"Rick Lee, in charge of planning and zoning, seems to be determined to stop our ministry. Several have said he is a homosexual with a special hatred for Christian ministries but this may or may not be true."
Evil and clever at the same time.
Someone has said that Kent Hovind is a child molester and eats babies for breakfast, but this may or may not be true ...
Bruce Thompson GQ · 9 April 2006
If Dr Dino does not pay taxes, does he apply this philosophy to his employees? Does he take out federal taxes from his employees earnings? Adhering to the tax code with his employees would weaken his position with the government. If Dr Dino does not take out taxes and the recruits have not paid taxes on their own (how many high school students know how to pay quarterly taxes), all those employees at the adventure land could be in for a big surprise when the IRS asks for back taxes. He could not only be harming himself but those who believe in him.
Delta Pi Gamma (Scientia et Fermentum)
GvlGeologist, FCD · 9 April 2006
Off topic for a sec again, from a couple of days ago:
Many thanks again to chaos_engineer, and to RavenT and Chris Ho-Stuart for the link. I've sent the quote and the link to the family.
And back on topic:
All I can say, is, what goes around, comes around. Justice.
BlueMako · 9 April 2006
Sir_Toejam · 9 April 2006
Renier · 10 April 2006
Raging Bee · 10 April 2006
Typical Christofascist hypocricy: "We're all good little lambs of God, we only obey God's law, not the laws of the evil majority that are inconvenient to us, none of those laws really exist, so that gives us a right to do whatever we want and treat everyone else like dirt...wait, you're not getting out of our way? OMIGOD WE'RE BEING PERSECUTED BY HOMASEKSHUL ATHEISTS!! HELP!! HELP!! WE DEMAND YOU RESPECT OUR RIGHTS UNDER ALL THOSE LAWS WE REFUSED TO OBEY LESS THAN A MINUTE AGO!!!"
arensb · 10 April 2006
Sir_Toejam · 10 April 2006
nope, at least not any more:
http://www.afghan-engineers.org/achievements.html
Gordon · 11 April 2006
Jonathan Sampson · 11 April 2006
Alright, a lot is being said and I would like to weigh in with my two cents. You guys may or may not like Kent Hovind (I'm thinking you 'may not'!), but you have to admit that the only true way of being critical, is to be honest with both yourself and the defendant. What are my reasons for writing today, it seems that none of you have actually done any homework on this situation.
"Dinosaur Adventure Land has been shut down" - Pharyngula
Sorry to say, this is not true. The park is still functioning, as I'm sure you are all delighted and overjoyed to hear.
Secondly, I see a lot of people (Linda, Kal, BlueMako, etc) heralding Whiteheads (mis)quotation of the Bible's passage Mark 12:17. Now, if you are going to be intellectually honest, you would ask yourself what the passage actually says. Does it actually say "Render unto Caesar what Caesar demands" as the Pensacola News Journal stated? No, it doesn't. It says, "And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him."
Another thing to keep in mind is this, the news journal didn't exactly put everything correctly. In Whiteheads defense, he didn't say "Render unto Caesar what Caesar demands." He said, "Give unto Caesar what is Caesars, and right now Caesar demands a building permit." After whitehead said this, during the BoCC (Board of County Commissioners) meeting, I had to finish the verse for him, "and to God the things that are God's."
William Rabb, the author of the article in question, received an email from myself. The email is printed on my website www.ChristianDudesOnline.org for all who are interested.
Laser · 11 April 2006
Leon · 11 April 2006
Henry J · 11 April 2006
Re "Articles of Confederation??"
Re "Citizen of Florida"
Uh, minor detail here, but when the A-of-C was in effect, wasn't Florida then owned by Spain? Ergo, said Articles never applied to that region or its residents?
Henry
Bruce Thompson GQ · 11 April 2006
Sir_Toejam · 11 April 2006
Sir_Toejam · 11 April 2006
jonboy · 11 April 2006
Jonathan,
Actually the verses should be considered this way
The response of Jesus when his enemies tried to trap him by asking whether it was right for the Jews, whose nation had been taken over by the Roman Empire, to pay tribute to the Roman emperor. He took a Roman coin that would be used to pay the tribute and asked whose picture was on it; his questioners answered, "Caesar's." The reply of Jesus implied that in using Roman coins, the Jews accepted the rule of the Romans, and so the Roman government had the right to tax them, as long as the Jews were not compromising their religious duties. Jesus' more general point was, "Give to worldly authorities the things that belong to them, and to God what belongs to God."
The County Commission required the park to pay tax's and as a good Christian, Dr Dino is obligated to pay them
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 11 April 2006
That's, uh, not what the sign out front says. . . .
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 11 April 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 11 April 2006
Jonathan Sampson · 11 April 2006
Jonboy,
My point behind addressing the Caesar quote served more than one function. The first was to demonstrate what Hovind's perspective is. If the building is used for religious purposes (as RFRA) insisted, then he would apply it as God's property. This is why I addressed the second part of the famous Caesar quote, to offer some understanding of what Hovind bases his decisions on.
Secondly, I addressed the quote to demonstrate how the news media doesn't always report with complete accuracy. The quotation wasn't what Whitehead actually said, as his true words prompted a response from me following their being spoken. This is why I asked that anybody interested in the situation do more homework than reading a mere publication. Convergence people, convergence.
Thirdly, "Rev Frank" needs to drive by DAL again. The sign out from mentions an upcoming easter egg hunt. I'm not too sure where he gets his information from but perhaps he should check that source another time through.
I have an email on my site, www.ChristianDudesOnline.org addressing relevant data; please comment there if you have any more questions about the entire situation, or my responses. And please, be respectful as I am not Hovind, and none of you should have any grudge against me personally.
Thank you for your time, and I bid you well in your search for understanding the entire situation.
Note also, I may not agree with Kent on all of his decisions, I only wish to offer a fair and balanced view of his position.
Sir_Toejam · 11 April 2006
Sir_Toejam · 11 April 2006
I swear, listening to stories from Hovindland really IS just like watching an episode of the Flintstones.
points for the best Dino-Church analogy!
Sven · 12 April 2006
Jonathan Sampson · 12 April 2006
Sir_Toejam: Are you saying Hovind believes Dino Land to be a church?
Jonathan: Have you looked up what a Church is? Technically, I would say that Dino Land does indeed qualify as a church. It is a building used for religious purposes (spreading the Gospel of Jesus Christ through Creation Science).
Sven: Even if Hovind thought something like this, it still would be nonsensical and against the law. AFAIK, churches and any other religious builing need a building permit, too - so it being "god's property" obviously doesn't help Hovind's case at all.
Jonathan: True point, Sven. And thanking for straightening Sir_Toejam up on that point. The law, as it stands, still requires churches to receive building permits. That is the language of the current law. However, that is not the language of RFRA, which gives freedom to religious excercise. As of now, the state of florida acknowledges RFRA, which is why the Holy Land Tour in Orlando(?) won freedom from what you would consider their 'obligations', because they demonstrated their religious intentions.
This is a similar situation with DAL. The County of Escambia doesn't want to recognize DAL as falling under the same shadow of RFRA as the Holy Land Tour does; and therefore desires to treat DAL as a corporation instead of a religious agent.
Perhaps you could comment on the email (http://www.ChristianDudesOnline.org) I sent to the author of the article that started this entire thread?
I'm finished writing in this thread; perhaps something interesting will cause me to return for more discussion. I'll participate in further discussions on this topic at CDO if you wish.
Sir_Toejam · 12 April 2006
Sir_Toejam · 12 April 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 12 April 2006
Jonathan Sampson · 12 April 2006
Argh, C'mon guys - I was suppose to be finished here, remember?
Toejam - "Just wanted to make it clear that this is all about religious apologetics, no science involved whatsoever."
Jonathan - You seem to have a misconception about religion and science; thinking that the two cannot coexist, or one cannot involve the other.
Sorry to say, but you're perspective is absolutely wrong. To demonstrate my piont, would you say the same thing about theistic evolutionism? Certainly not, for if you did then you would call your own worldview non-scientific since hold the same views (minus the deity) as a theistic evolutionist.
If you asked me, and I am sure you wouldn't, I think your position is just as religious as mine. But I will admit that you DO have science on your side, just as I too have science on my side.
It's no different than any other field that involved two or more competing paradigms. Of course you will slander and disrespect my views - they obviously don't make you comfortable. Unlike you, I will remain respectful and acknowledge that you do have scientific arguments for your position.
It serves as a clear indication what type of conversationalist you are when you call me a "Hovind Troll". I don't believe I did anything to prompt such a ad hominem demonstration, but to each their own - call me whatever you like.
Additionally, I do not support every view that Kent Hovind has. I am not here defending him either; I actually agree with some of your views, believe it or not. All I wish to do is aggregate the cluster of evolutionists who are so furry-driven that they cannot be honest with themselves to look at the situation from Hovind's perspective instead of resorting to effortless slandering off the line.
Can't we discuss matters like adults? Sarcasm isn't exactly a great tool in this situation.
"Rev Dr" Flank - So your argument would be that if my religion required human sacrifice, I would be immune from homicide laws?
Jonathan - Flank, I AGREE with you. Please ask me for my views before you slander me with sarcasm. I actually don't think anybody should be able to do anything they want just because of a religious conviction. That is why on the subject of building permits, I am torn between both views.
What I was merely attempting to do was to inform you (and the others) about what RFRA states, which you could have looked up if you like. The Rule in RFRA (USC:TTL42,2000cc-5(7)(b)) states that "The use, building or conversion of real property for the purpose of religious exercise shall be considered to be religious exercise of the person or entity that uses or intends to use the property for that purpose."
Your example of killing somebody doesn't fill the bill; using a building does.
The entire text is available online: http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode42/usc_sup_01_42_10_21B.html
KiwiInOz · 12 April 2006
Jonathan - religion and science can co-exist, however science is a threat to religion because many beliefs (e.g. the sun revolves around the earth; solid firmament; transubstantiation; humans created as is [in the image of god]) have been or are able to be tested scientifically and found to be wanting.
As scientists, or people of scientific background or interest, many of us look with bemusement or amusement at current beliefs (e.g. the one true religion) in light of the known history of that particular religion.
That is not to say that many of us don't hold personal beliefs, religious or spiritual. But these are usually held in full knowledge of the inadequacy of religious belief.
KiwiInOz · 12 April 2006
As for Hovind, the man is demonstrably a liar, charletan, and snake oil seller. I would caution any sane person of religious belief from hitching their line to his wagon. He epitomises everything St Augustine cautioned against.
I'm not a religious person, nor am I a furry (sic) or fury driven atheist. Just call me Thomas and show me the evidence.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 13 April 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 13 April 2006
David Heddle · 13 April 2006
From my perspective, it's kind of fun seeing you guys badmouth Hovind, considering he is your soulmate when it comes to arguing against cosmological ID. I view Hovind and PT as two sides of the same coin. By all means, have at it! When teammates fight, it always makes good theater!
Rilke's Granddaughter · 13 April 2006
Renier · 13 April 2006
k.e. · 13 April 2006
Geez Heddle how long has it been since you shot your other feet off?
Cosmic ID?Bwhhhwhwhwhhwhahahaha
The odor of the universe, your crackpot ideas, are starting to smell?
Your cc what was it again? 42?
Yes it might be the answer, but what was the question?
BWE · 13 April 2006
k.e. · 13 April 2006
Yeah BWE a quick prayer to the Saint of the Holy Order of Tax Dodgers should give a nice quick answer.
Then he could ask for Mammon from The Mammonites of TV Evangelism and free lawyers from the Thomas Moore Law Center
should be a cinch to get off.
I notice that F.L. ,Doc Berserkzi, Carol, Heddle, Ghosty,BlartySlardfast,Larry and all the other fellow travelers are not joining in to help him.
Pity crucifixion is out now, but considering the desire for biblical literalism on the fundies part, the punishment would certainly fit the crime.
Jonathan Sampson · 13 April 2006
Flank, and any others who can maintain a respectful composure - please feel free to pick up this conversation at http://www.christiandudesonline.org/archives/26 - I would love to continue speaking with you if you have the time. Unfortunately, I don't believe the majority of participants are even reading the material on this thread, as the sarcasm and irrelevant statements have no ceased, or even slowed.
I have made my position clear, and Mr. Flank, you now understand what Florida Law states through RFRA, which does indeed give Hovind some grounds for arguing. You may not like the laws, but that is an entirely different situation.
I would be interested in hearing what your views are regarding the origin of our Great Country, and what it's reason for establishing was.
I don't enjoy participating in hostile discussions with people who sincerely do not what to compose themselves in a respectful way. So if anybody would like to continue this discussion, I'll be available at teh aforementioned website.
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 13 April 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 13 April 2006
W. Kevin Vicklund · 13 April 2006
Anton Mates · 13 April 2006
Thanks for that, Kevin. Not that it won't all come out in the trial, I'm sure....
W. Kevin Vicklund · 14 April 2006
Thanks, Anton. Mr. Sampson managed to quite nicely lampoon himself, much in the fashion of He-Who-Will-Not-Stick-To-A-Name. I just called him on it.
Should I mention that in the ~150 year old Gaelic Bible I own, Mark 12:17 translates most closely to "Give to [Caesar] what [Caesar] has claimed, and give to God what God has claimed..."
Not that far off from "demands", is it? As usual, different Bibles carry different meanings. In fact, of the four Bibles I or my wife own, none of them have the exact wording that Mr. Sampson gave, nor do any of them share exact wording (obviously, one is written in another language, so that immediately disqualifies it, but none of the other three use the exact words of another)
Disclaimer: the ownership of multiple Bibles should not be used to construe any current religious affiliations on my part, or lack thereof. They are family heirlooms or titles from our youth.
Phobos · 21 April 2006
Looks like they gave stegasaurus the head of a carnivore. (i.e., carivores were vegetarians before the Fall)
Joey · 4 May 2006
Why is everyone so concerned about a dinosaur theme park in pensacola, FL? Is there really nothing else you could do with your life than post mean little things about a guy that will never read them?
Steviepinhead · 4 May 2006
Betsy Markum · 1 June 2006
I can't believe it, my co-worker just bought a car for $56452. Isn't that crazy!
Betsy Markum · 1 June 2006
I can't believe it, my co-worker just bought a car for $56452. Isn't that crazy!