I'm going to link to a post on Uncommon Descent. I try to avoid that, because I think it is a vile harbor of malign idiocy, but Dembski has just put up something that I think is merely sincerely ignorant. That's worth correcting. It also highlights the deficiencies of Dembski's understanding of biology.
Dembski makes a strange argument for ID on the basis of a certain class of experiments in developmental biology.
Continue reading "It's called development, Mr Dembski" (on Pharyngula)
123 Comments
steve s · 17 May 2006
MrDarwin · 17 May 2006
A somewhat analogous situation arises in cases of children born with extra digits or as conjoined twins--quite novel occurrences as far as evolution is concerned. Yet those extra digits are often (not always) functional--that is, they have have joints and muscles, and because they are "wired" to the brain they have sensation and can move. Meanwhile conjoined twins have the most marvelously complicated circulatory systems with major vessel connections and blood circulation patterns that usually (not always) work perfectly well, at least in the short term--in fact these circulatory systems cause major problems when separating conjoined twins.
In both cases I think it's fair to say that the systems did not evolve... but they WORK, and in some cases work quite well. How is this possible? Does this mean that some mysterious designer tinkered with the nervous and circulatory systems while the fetuses were developing in the womb to make sure all the necessary nerve and blood vessel connections were made? Or did some mysterious designer write it into their genes eons ago, just in case something with his/her/its design go awry?
Or maybe, just maybe, some systems are self-organizing to a certain extent, and can tolerate quite a bit of variation?
ben · 17 May 2006
It's quite a large "big tent" ID has, that can accomodate homeopathy, YEC, OEC, time-traveling human biologists, super-intelligent extraterrestrials, astrology, microevolution, some macroevolution, common descent, special creation of humans, front-loading, and so much more.
Of course, the biggest tent I ever saw was also full of clowns.
Glen Davidson · 17 May 2006
Yes, and I can read, too. Since organisms didn't encounter letters until 5000 years ago, or so, I think we have ample evidence from this ability that evolution is not responsible for producing us.
Hey, I, like most literate souls, can read upside down words. So we not only have the capacity to read symbols that never existed in the past, we can also read them inverted. What more proof is necessary to show that we're not the products of evolution?
Well, either that, or we the sorts of information processors (not my favorite term for the CNS, but here it seems functionally appropriate) that can actually deal with perceptions from the environment in shifted frames of reference and the like. You know, sort of as evolution might predict in a highly complex environment.
But that doesn't fit Dembski's rigid assumptions needed to back up his prejudices against evolution.
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/b8ykm
BWE · 17 May 2006
This is too stupid to even make fun of. He is playing them for suckers.
Education would fix most religious problems but you have to remember the con-men on that side have a lot to work with.
Stupid
Stupid
Stupid
Stupid
Fundies are Stupid.
MrDarwin · 17 May 2006
P.S. regarding polydactyly: I came across an interesting paper that deals with the genetic basis of one form of polydactyly; strangely enough (although not so strangely in an evolutionary context) the same gene is associated with fin development in fish. Shared evolutionary history, coincidence, or just sloppy work on the part of the "designer"?
(Here's a link to the abstract for "A long-range Shh enhancer regulates expression in the developing limb and fin and is associated with preaxial polydactyly": http://hmg.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/12/14/1725)
Andrea Bottaro · 17 May 2006
So, eggs appear designed for manipulation and somatic celll nuclear transfer, uh? Quite impressive.
It's the first time I see Dembski, or any other "mainstream" ID advocate for that matter, endorse an openly Raelian perspective. I wonder if he did it on purpose, or the implications of his "colleague"'s arguments just escaped him.
Steviepinhead · 17 May 2006
Like our primate ancestors never had occasion to hang upside down from a tree limb, and still be able to figure out what they were looking at!
And that's only one of probably hundreds of reasonable explanations...
I'm sorry, there's certainly a more polite and civil way to put it, but Dembski is such a complete top-to-bottom tool!
Sincerely!
Andy · 17 May 2006
Sorry, but your quote wasn't Dembski's, but was extracted from another blog. WD even says he doesn't buy the argument, but wanted to see what people thought.
PZ Myers · 17 May 2006
Yeah, yeah...Dembski quotes the whole thing, and now we're supposed to let him off the hook when we show how bloody stupid the whole argument is.
If Dembski is so clever, why didn't he see through the poverty of the SCNT nonsense?
Frank J · 17 May 2006
PZ Myers · 17 May 2006
There could (almost certainly is) malice in his intent, but I think it is true that Dembski really, truly, and sincerely is that ignorant. I certainly don't think he is hiding a secret genius for biology.
minimalist · 17 May 2006
Yeah, but if he knows he's ignorant and doesn't care, then it certainly is malicious. Frank J really has a point, calling him "ignorant" alone makes it seem more like a forgivable oversight, a mere foible, rather than the pernicious dishonesty Dembski obviously trucks in.
Corkscrew · 17 May 2006
Steviepinhead · 17 May 2006
What Dembski actually said was, "I'm not sure I buy the entire argument here...". (My emphasis.)
This certainly suggests he buys into some substantial portion of the argument, while conveniently leaving himself an out when his "sincere ignorance" of basic biology is inevitably exposed.
For a truly interesting new development, suggesting that protohominids and protochimps may have intermittently interbred over a lengthy period before speciation was complete, see Carl Zimmer's "The Loom":
http://loom.corante.com/archives/2006/05/17/grandma_manimal.php .
Ed Darrell · 17 May 2006
MCGreco · 17 May 2006
and the clowns are trained, professionals at what they do.
The IDists are definitely professionals at what they do. Propaganda, I mean.
Sir_Toejam · 17 May 2006
Frank J · 17 May 2006
Bruce Thompson GQ · 17 May 2006
Sir_Toejam · 17 May 2006
now if they would only practice "aporeproduction", eventually we would be rid of this idiocy.
Opera Fan · 17 May 2006
If biological systems have the appearance of design, some people are going to conclude that maybe these were designed. Should they be raked over the coals because they feel this way?
Sir_Toejam · 17 May 2006
nope. but when they claim their "feelings" are science, then bring on the branding irons.
think about what would happen if the reverse were true, and we simply encouraged all opinion as science.
there's little other than projection in it. nothing for philosophers, and it's even a rejection of faith.
what would you do with it?
Andrew McClure · 18 May 2006
KiwiInOz · 18 May 2006
You'd just put it through his explanatory filter Frank J. I suspect that the order of explanation would be 1) wrong by design, 2) wrong by natural order, 3) wrong by chance!
Cheers
KiwiInOz · 18 May 2006
Sorry Frank J for using your name in vain. I meant Andrew McClure!
Frank J · 18 May 2006
Torbjörn Larsson · 18 May 2006
Stevepinhead says:
"For a truly interesting new development, suggesting that protohominids and protochimps may have intermittently interbred over a lengthy period before speciation was complete, see Carl Zimmer's "The Loom":
http://loom.corante.com/archives/2006/05/17/gran...."
But don't miss Zimmer's link to John Hawks misgivings at http://johnhawks.net/weblog/2006/05/17#dawn_chumans_patterson_2006. I don't know the subject, but he seem to raise some serious doubts about the validity of the paper and the proposed hypothes. (And he managed to make me understand the importance of ancestral poulation sizes when looking at genetic spread. Great!)
Frank says:
"And that's why my main "mission" here and at Talk Origins is to point out that anti-evolution activism is first and foremost a misrepresentation strategy."
You have converted me, or perhaps clarified my own unarticulated notions. Anyway, as you also say, it is hard to call these things. The default for the individual error is that it is an "honest mistake". (And some will be.) Like a spontaneous ID visitor here.
It is only when we look at an unebbing flow of errors we can claim with certainty that it is misrepresentation. Like Unending Dense posts. Or pointing out to the spontaneous ID visitor that ID sources he cites are misrepresenting.
Rilke's Granddaughter · 18 May 2006
a maine yankee · 18 May 2006
Nice report in the CSM this morning, even if there are dissenting views---it is in the nature of science. What if all research into the complex simply ended because "it's designed?"
http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0518/p02s01-usgn.html
sam n · 18 May 2006
I think that is a funny thing to say. There is still plenty of supply of this pseudoscience, it just won't be forced upon students who have no demand for it. If anything the court orders will have an effect on demand by teaching students an understanding for science and to think critically.
K.E. · 18 May 2006
maine yankee
paraphrasing CSM(I'm assuming, ....call it an educated guess)
What if all research into the complex simply ended because "it's designed?"
Ah yes the Behe shuffle,
Why did Behe end his investigation when his rushed opinions regarding G..er "the designer did it" with the (self)flagellerator and all the other things he claimed were IC (Irresponsibly Concluded or In-Conscionable science)? ...ah that's because he (giggle)thought he might be able to read the mind of G...er "The Designer"
(At least Job wrested all night in his dreams before letting out a little simple wisdom (reading peoples minds,particulary ones own..it's what really sets us apart from the animals) which would have been true with or without Him up There). One tip any mind reader will tell you is that they have the uncanny knack of telling you the one thing you most want to hear and everyone, except the most Machiavelian, unconsiouly lets on what they want to hear.
The CSM states the bleeding obvious to everybody except the Fundy backwash.
While we don't hear much about IC (Indubitable Crapulence) anymore, since Dover, we see Demski-ites disporting themselves in public spaces with such magical terms as EF (Effluent Filibuster) and the others ..can't be bothered looking them up right now.... but didn't he have a whole host of popular Cop Show name rip offs; NCIS (Neo Conservative Idiocy Surrogate ) NYPD Blue (Not Yet Plucked Dembski But....soon) and other easily remembered subjective nonsense for ineducable silly people.
Yeah... Dembski throws out another fishing line baited with sweet little nothings to see what will happen .....just to keep the pot boiling until he can come up with something more convincing to coat his turds, he hasn't quite mastered the art yet, unlike these miscreants 'Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right'by Al Franken
His theo(non)logical writing suffers from his own special version of circular reasoning precisely paralleling his 'sciuntifical theosophy' ...but hey, I would encourage him dSS, he doesn't have to deal with 'facts' and he can murder words for all he's worth.
Bruce Thompson GQ · 18 May 2006
Henry J · 18 May 2006
Re "Or, in entirely other words: Let us say William Dembski makes a statement which is flat out wrong. Is the statement wrong by chance? Wrong due to natural law? Or wrong by design? How can we tell which is which?"
The first one or two times they say something that's wrong, just say its wrong and give a refutation.
If they repeat it yet again, they're lying - either about the subject or about their knowledge of the subject.
Henry
Rilke's Granddaughter · 18 May 2006
Rilke's Granddaughter · 18 May 2006
James Fornell · 18 May 2006
I can't get no satisfaction: a scientifically-sensible response to my question, just some rather sophomoric ridicule:
If evolution or natural selection is essentially matter-based [matter + chance + time = increasing life sophisication] and there is no mind or conscious-DESIGN involved [consciousness for humans as the brain/mind-transform construction of reality --like a TV picture --for life-affirming and -supportive choices] why do scientists use their minds to DESIGN defenses to evolution and attack ID which postulates a *super* natural design-er/mind, but which is often dumb-down and labeled as human-craft "religion," to be compartmentalized and minimized often under the phoney guise of the separation of Church[iantity] and state?
There is no religious dimension to reality, although atheism and other ideologies are deemed secular religions by courts. Is there a mind and evil counter-mind that seeks to dumb-down, distract and to destroy? It would seem human history [imbedded in His story from a non-blind or faith-full, higher perspective] indicates defects in human nature, evidenced in the arrogance or pride of prior responses to my question. Sight sees the visible, real in sight sees the deep in visible including the dark and lite spiritual vs the Spirit-ual Son light [as opposed to "material" Sun light.]
Perhaps it is all about the real matrix: a super natural war of [eternal] life-affirming faith [super natural divine logic] vs dumb-down scientism as *material* [and related]only of super unnatural evil, live backwards. It a matter/material-only polarized bias, polarization being the essence of addiction. With all the problems in the world, are we not living in a new dark age: the Lite Age of profound super-ficiality, including material only [and related] science? Is not a secularized and material scientism higher education not high enough nor deep enough to comprehend our human plight? Universities [unity in diversity] now are more about being PC than SC: Spirit-ually CorrectED. Where are the answers from academia or are they more about a phoney, counter-fit intellectualism incapable of perceiving a super natural counter intelligence, hence the need to be "born" super naturally the transform-ation of your mind? Get the real [of reality] picture?
K.E. · 18 May 2006
And now for something completely different...tell us James Fornell about this new logic and how sheep's bladders can be used to stop earthquakes
Jim Wynne · 18 May 2006
Bill Gascoyne · 18 May 2006
Bill Gascoyne · 18 May 2006
Glen Davidson · 18 May 2006
Torville · 18 May 2006
James,
On the off chance that you return to see if your post prompted a response, allow me to gently inform you that, contrary to what I am generously willing to ascribe as your good intentions, you come off as a nutter. Key signs include repeated and atopical parenthetical remarks (almost as if it was difficult for the writer to concentrate on one line of thought), and seizing upon wordplay and homonyns as if they contain some deeper (and oh-so secret) meaning.
As far as the original post... wow. That's some kinda stupid dere, yah. Perhaps "those folks" have the impression that an organism's genetic code is directly responsible for that organism's complete range of behavior. Guys... Sam Walton does not specify how many rolls of TP are stocked at your local Wal-Mart. The DNA delegates.
///Torville///
Tyrannosaurus · 18 May 2006
If biological systems have the appearance of design, some people are going to conclude that maybe these were designed. Should they be raked over the coals because they feel this way?
No, but when someone makes a scientific claim that someone better have the data to back it up. You see the science crowd is though and you cannot come around bluffing. Once the sharks detect blood in the water you are in for a rough time.
K.E. · 18 May 2006
Glenn I'm beginning to think you are even more of a masochist that I am:>
But heck it's better to be on the safe side. The creo's could be sending in their crack team of ninja psy-ops personnel...you know the ones that can run head first
throughinto walls.K.E. · 18 May 2006
from MP TLOB
Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack! [they all stab themselves]
James Fornell · 18 May 2006
PK and others: You got it wrong. The Easter Bunny *evolves* into Santa Claus and it's Blitzen's bladder than stops hurricanes. Get your facts right; you supposed to to [material-constrained, but "expert"] scientists.
The problem is you espouse polarized, flat-reality scientism, like the flat earth. Real simple: super natural [live......life] "above," super unnatural, counter-intelligent, anti-faith [evil] "below" or unconscious or under-lying [as in father of lies.]
It's due to your one-dimensional, material bias. Science is about fact, principle and truth no matter [pun intended] where it takes you. You cannot perceive the spirit of your own minds. You have blind go-foward faith in material [only] science! As for your non-material [or immaterial?] soul....or is it just a "religious" concept? Religion is phoney, of the darkness and lite. Best wishes, post-grave.
Some have needs not to know, to wake up.
Bill Gascoyne · 18 May 2006
K.E., you left out the punchline.
Lying on the ground, the suicide squad's dying words are a chorus of, "WE SHOWED 'EM!!"
K.E. · 18 May 2006
What? James Fornell, going already?
Another collector of foreskins charges a windmill.
Say hello to the worms for me 'post grave'.
K.E. · 18 May 2006
Bill
LOL ....I couldn't find the whole quote.
I must watch it again.
Boring Prophet: There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O'clock.
Bill Gascoyne · 18 May 2006
Bruce Thompson GQ · 18 May 2006
AC · 18 May 2006
Sir_Toejam · 18 May 2006
Raging Bee · 18 May 2006
James Fornell's blithering reminds me of those bottles of Dr. Brauner's Pure Castille Soap, with the small-print religious rants all over them. Anyhone else remember "God Soap?"
Of course, the God Soap rants were more coherent, and more uplifting, than Fornell's wierdness, which has the tone more of Philip K. Dick at his most deranged ("VALIS"); the only thing missing is the words "The Empire never crumbled" at the end of every third paragraph...
Richard Simons · 18 May 2006
James Fornell writes the most amazing blather. The penultimate sentence of his first post ("Where are the answers from academia or are they more about a phoney, counter-fit intellectualism incapable of perceiving a super natural counter intelligence, hence the need to be "born" super naturally the transform-ation of your mind?") alone is enough to give any English teacher conniptions.
And what is meant by a "profound superficiality"?
Rilke's Granddaughter · 18 May 2006
Raging Bee · 18 May 2006
I'm guessing it means either "shallow in a really deep way" or "deep in a really shallow way." Does that clear anything up for you?
Richard Simons · 18 May 2006
I did not see Raging Bee's comment until after I posted mine. I do not know if the coincidence of Raging Bee referring to James Fornell's writings as 'blithering' and my use of 'blather' was due to chance or natural selection. :)
Rilke's Granddaughter · 18 May 2006
Sir_Toejam · 18 May 2006
there i go again. I didn't mean it wasn't interesting. I meant specifically, WHY is it interesting?
I thought maybe you were going to expound on examples of biological "design".
sorry.
Glen Davidson · 18 May 2006
Wheels · 18 May 2006
fnxtr · 18 May 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 18 May 2006
Who opened the door and let all the nutters in?
Sir_Toejam · 18 May 2006
my contention is that "Wheels" and "james" are one and the same entity.
schizophrenics often prefer conversations with themselves over others, yes?
Dan · 18 May 2006
I think that this thread just started to slide off the charts, and just when the Python quote mining was getting really good.
Honestly, you can't make up gibberish like that unless you are......The Knights Who Say....Niiickh!
I say they get a spanking
Bruce Thompson GQ · 18 May 2006
the pro from dover · 18 May 2006
I dont think Lenny should be so smug about the nutters. It sez right here in the Denver Post today that Pat Robertson got a direct pipeline from God to Pat's brain that "storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year!" Now here in Denver we don't worry too much about that (we've got James Dobson nearby who protects us from the wrath of the almighty), But Tampa!!!!, Looks like yer gonna hafta start building an ark or a really big surfboard soon. I know what you're thinking: predicting hurricanes to hit the East Coast is sortofa no brainer. Its like predictng that the Rockies aren't gonna win the world series.
Sir_Toejam · 18 May 2006
Wheels · 18 May 2006
Wheels is most definitely NOT James Fornell.
Wheels just got tired of responding to nonsensical pseudointellectualism with reasoned, logical, coherent arguments day in and day out, so Wheels decided to spit Timecube at them. You know, taste of their own medicine and whatnot.
Sir_Toejam · 18 May 2006
Wheels likes to talk about himself in the 3rd person?
Wheels · 18 May 2006
Wheels categorically denies the allegation, and furthermore asserts that Sir Toejam is secretly neither a knight nor made of toejam.
Sir_Toejam · 19 May 2006
*gasp*
who told you?
Wheels · 19 May 2006
IWheels was raised by toejam for the first five years of his life, and by knights for the remaining 18. You, sir, are neither.K.E. · 19 May 2006
Well Wheels you and James Fornell seem to be having a Berlinski/Idon'treally care/possibly others moment.
I think the two of you could find a far more productive forum for your....you know I can't think of a word that describes what you are doing and thinking.
How about starting your own Blog, don't forget to link to Larry Fafarman's and JAD's.
.......Even better Wheels why don't you and James arrange to meet .......The cost of drinks will be halved.
fnxtr · 19 May 2006
You know, I think I'm beginning to like Wheels. A parody so slick we didn't even see it coming. Fight gibberish with more gibberish. Out-looning the Loon (i.e., Fornell).
Wheels · 19 May 2006
snaxalotl · 19 May 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 19 May 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 19 May 2006
Raging Bee · 19 May 2006
"Wheels" MUST be right -- he linked to a "source!" And what a great source it is -- suitable for mass-pasting in other blogs (oh, wait, he stays far away from blogs). My favorite headlines were "Greenwich Time Debunked" and "All Clock Faces Are Wrong."
"Wheels" deserves a citation in Ivan Stang's "High Wierdness by Mail." He could use the exposure to sell watches that work in accordance to his "4 simultaneous 24-hour days" theory. Maybe a collaboration with Swatch, or possibly Sanrio? I could use a "4 simultaneous 24-hour Hello Kitty" watch. Maybe that would recoup some of the "1/4 millions" he spent on...whatever he spent it on.
K.E. · 19 May 2006
Well it's hard to believe wheels (within boxes) and James Fornell are not the same person, who'd a thunk it...there are two really really really stupid weird people on the planet...except wheels paid more for his it would seem.How do these guys get on the internet?
Say wheels how about an anti-gravity machine? I'll bet you've got one all ready to go. Here's a free tip...get yourself some sycophants...those things always go better with sycophants.Oh and speaking of mind body dualism (in the third person you understand) which is james and which is wheels?
B. Spitzer · 19 May 2006
James Fornell · 19 May 2006
I have seen the lite!
"Nutters" is the tag according to an observant prior log [observation is a scientific principle. God is watching....]
Real Son light has something your responses lack: coherence, like a laser. Your minds seem incapable of coherence.
In reality, sophomoric or de-graded humor, intellectualISM [phoney intelligence/deficient science] and put-downs are personal defense mechanisms to greater awareness, of reductionist, deductive and fragmented, material-bound, semi-scientic minds. The non-material dark/lite spiritual or Spirit-ual mind [discernment is imperative] resides in the material brain. The need is a mind which is holistic, inductive and integrated: super naturally transformed, per Romans 12:1-3.
Jesus was either the biggest fraud in history or Christianity is all of reality [material and the Spirit-ual] and not a "religion," spoken into existence by the super natural Word [information for material formation.] The antidote to the BIG LIE [with people of the lie] is the bigger kingdom truth and realization of a spiritual war in minds and hearts.
We have moved from the "Formation" Ages -- stone, bronze and iron -- to the Industrial Age to the Mis/Dis/Information Age [and the lie of evolutionISM, more PC/atheISM ideological idolatry, along with liberalISM, as license. CapitalISM is also sick.] The eternal epoch is the kingdom of God, man-ifest: the In Formation Age. Geese are smart enough to fly together in formation but people are in their bubble "realities" including the de-gradation of ceturies of brutality slaughter and dumb-down super UNnatural stupidity. EvolutionISM THEORY is counter-fit scientific-tained mythology.
Last time I checked, reality was not theoretical.
If universities are the repository of brilliance and englightenment where are the answers to the human plight and misery? It is because they are thoroughly secularIZED -- the brain is washed of super natural mind.
The truth of the Truth is God is omnipotent [all powerful] and omniscient [knowing all]. The Creator God is in the process of re-creating a fallen from perfection, sinful and evil world, including the lie of evolutionISM.
A super natural resurrected Lord God can easily use DNA, a personal-information code to resurrect or *personal* re-CREATION to eternal life.
Indeed, CREATION not an -ism and is the past. Re-CREATION [God's play] is the future, super naturally SCIENTIFICALLY.
Follow the phoney god of evolutionISM at your eternal peril.
ben · 19 May 2006
Dilute! Dilute!
Raging Bee · 19 May 2006
I have seen the lite!
Is that a reference to a worthless brand of beer (DILUTE! DILUTE!), or to the unbearable lite-ness of Fornell's reality?
ALL ONE! ALL ONE!
steve s · 19 May 2006
Aureola Nominee, FCD · 19 May 2006
ben · 19 May 2006
It's just something from the Dr Bronner's soap label.
AC · 19 May 2006
"−1 × −1 = +1 is stupid and evil."
That is all.
Anton Mates · 19 May 2006
Now look what you did, Wheels! Fornell absorbed your Timecube attack and it only made him stronger! He's like the Godzilla of nonlinear rhetoric.
the pro from dover · 19 May 2006
Methinks sir toejam is giving James Dobson more credit than he is due as Colorado's most annoying citizen (now that Hunter S Thompson spread his ashes across the Maroon Bells). Lest he forget Wayne Allard soon to propose a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage as his only contribution to the senate in his otherwise most undistinguished political career. Personally I think Wayne's got the hots for Marilyn Musgrave and he thinks this may lead to some heavy petting in return. And to make the perfect troika we've also got Ward Churchill. Top That sucker!
Sounder · 19 May 2006
Tyrannosaurus · 19 May 2006
This James Fornell's posts remind me of the posts that come with junk mail (spam) to avoid detection by anti spam software. You know the ones that come with a whole lot of nonsense paragraphs around the junk message.
Troll even in that nonsense you are not original. Why this fundies are always cut and paste without an ounce of original thinking?
Sir_Toejam · 20 May 2006
Wheels · 20 May 2006
I had a largish post going through attempting to answer lingering questions about my motivations and also refuting some of the latest trollery from Jimbo. Let's see how long it takes to make it through the review.
Wheels · 20 May 2006
Sir_Toejam · 20 May 2006
wheels-
do try to understand that most of our irony meters were blown out by IDiots long ago.
I myself swithced to using Irony/Sarcasm Divining Rods (TM), and while more robust to the kinds of idiocy usually displayed by the trolls on PT, they do tend to miss more subtle attempts at humor.
or to make it more clear,
new visitors who post nonsense of the level of timecube are often incorrectly assumed to be of the level of the kind of troll we so often see here.
I for one apologize for any confusion caused.
Sir_Toejam · 20 May 2006
Steviepinhead · 20 May 2006
There's got to be some clever variation on "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" that fits this situation, but I can't quite come up with it!
So let me start instead by saying: Wheels, I definitely did indeed enjoy your "TimeCube" satire--once I figured out that that's what you had intended it to be--and your other remarks about the vacuity of supernatural "explanations" have not only been right on the money as to the merits, but well-written to boot.
And you are well within your rights, I suppose, to complain that certain commentators seem not to have bothered to keep current with the remainder of the thread before continuing to confuse and conflate the "TimeCube" version of Wheels with the (apparently) "genuine" ID troll, James Fornell.
But I think you go a bit too far to indict the "majority" of those on the blog for the arguable errors--or, perhaps, simple slowness on the uptake--of a few. Particularly when part of the problem, if there is one at all, is the very excellence of your initial "impersonation" of troll gibberish.
So: good joke! Such a good joke, indeed, that a couple of otherwise-perceptive and knowledgeable commentators continued to be "taken in," even after you had unmasked yourself and taken some well-deserved bows for your joke. Rather than get irked at (what amounts to) your "admirers," you may wish to consider simply resting on your laurels...
And, now that you've decided to "de-lurk" and join the party, I would hope that you would stick around and continue gracing us with your perceptive comments--in your own voice!
Which isn't to say that you shouldn't occasionally try your hand at further impersonations. Just don't be surprised or perturbed if you are occasionally too successful!
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 20 May 2006
The problem with satirizing fundies with impersonation is that it's simply impossible to tell. No matter HOW silly or stupid or over the top one is, there is always some fundie dolt somewhere who will say the very same thing in all earnest seriousness.
Wheels · 20 May 2006
I understand all that perfectly. I've been on the other end of it myself. But I did explain myself after the fact. The surprising thing is that I had to do it again. Well, having done that I hope there's no more hard feelings.
So, can we all go out to get a few drinks? I know a place that sells 'em for half-price.
Sir_Toejam · 20 May 2006
Beer... Good.
fire... bad.
there have been rare occassions (like darwin day) when some of the regulars quaff a few together.
the last time was in London, IIRC.
James Fornell · 22 May 2006
The requested definition:
Evolutionism -- a quaint material science fiction/ideology [like colonialism, jingoistic nationalism, fascism, imperialism and then communism put on the scrape heap of His story. In the twenty-first century egotism and individualism [Two variations of the false self] capitalism, liberalism and conservativism, as well as environmentalism [nature/natural/matter are god] were defeated [or de-feeted, fell of their own implausibility.]
Through brutal wars and degradation, humanity came to learn and resist further denial and addictive escapISM that a Creator/God and Satan and the real matrix are real [true] in a new spiritual, scientific sense.
How could someone resurrected and living be given an explanation other than a total fraud or true? Would early diciples/witness die for a lie?
This site is so full of biologist that lack a holistic and meaningful objective perspective. They can't see the forest for the fungus on the mushrooms under the tree due to their reality-reductionism.
No perspective or context. No real understanding what stands under and supports.....and what is PROPoganda of the Lie, like amoral evolutionISM
Anton Mates · 22 May 2006
Bill Gascoyne · 22 May 2006
Sounder · 22 May 2006
Didn't Mohammed have a disciple or disciples who witnessed him ascend to heaven?
I recall a similar tale in Taoism related to the passing of Laozi.
Were their disciples lying, James? Why or why not?
Sounder · 22 May 2006
Bah, wrong bracket. Could a mod edit that?...and delete this post?
James Fornell · 22 May 2006
The post-grave prognosis:
1/Worm food: the material is all that really [of reality]is and there is no human, non-material soul. Murder is just illegal not immoral [no authoritative moral law giver: God] and a legal construct that can be changed. God is not real nor relational [meaning wanting a permanent relationship with a loved one.]
OR
2a/ Judgement [not petty, shallow, subjective human judgementalism.] Heaven and Hell [as separation] both Super Natural Intelligent Designs for those on the right and wrong sides of a spiritual war in each human mind, emotions, spirit and soul. You have "free" will but do you have freed will?
Information and *Designed* In Formation or kingdom organization vs Mis/Disinformation devolving into the climatic The End times of His story and unbelievable human brutality and suffering.
How's about an informed decision: in dwelt or in formed and supported by the Holy Spirit or succumb to the matrix PROPaganda, the unconscious under mind that under mines?
How can you tell what an orange tastes like until you experience it? There is no theory of the taste of an orange.
Sounder · 22 May 2006
Okay, this is a parody. It HAS to be.
Please, god, tell me it's a parody.
James Fornell · 22 May 2006
Mohammad had 15-25 wives, married one at 7 sex at 9; stole his son's wife [who is to argue with "God's" will], robbed during Ramadan which predates Islam and killed. Are terrorists martyrs or deceived murderers? Jesus died for sinner; Mohammad killed. We are in WW IV: terrorISM.
Read The Sword of Islam. There is a profound difference between fallen human-crafted "religion" and His faith as super natural divine logic for a heavenly, eternal outcome.
If there is something profoundly wrong with human nature would not it have to be revealed; i.e how could flawed human nature [sin -- ultimate addiction, with denial] find the true God? God would have to be revealed and human nature transformed: God conDESCENDED to earth. Look East? There is no philosphical, nor psychological nor ideological dimensions to reality. It's all in your [deceived] head. It is matter [and related] and spirit and the Holy Spirt of truth. Mind OVER matter.
ben · 22 May 2006
Try lithium.
Weird != profound.
AC · 22 May 2006
James:
Lay off the 'shrooms. Read Nietzsche. Think.
Sir_Toejam · 22 May 2006
Can somebody point me to ANYTHING in james' posts today that isn't pure projection?
anybody?
Wheels · 22 May 2006
We could point out the continued use of false dilemmas, red herrings, argument from incredulity, arguments from pun, etc.
But by this point, IS there really a point?
Lou FCD · 22 May 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 22 May 2006
(twirling finger in circle near temple)
Cuckoo!!! Cuckoo!!!! Cuckoo!!!!
Wheels · 23 May 2006
Lou FCD · 23 May 2006
Lou FCD · 24 May 2006
Well, not a hovercar, but This would be kinda cool!
fnxtr · 26 May 2006
Yup. Every year, the morning after the ball drops, get on the air and ask "It's 200x... where's my flying car?"
Cubic Awareness Online · 18 July 2006
Boing, I noticed that someone quoted scriptures from TimeCube.com. You all should know that Time Cube is the ineffable truth of the universe.
Ignorance of Time Cube dooms life, but knowledge of Time Cube shall save humanity. You must seek Time Cube.