Note that the next bit is probably confused, because this news story from a few months back says that they teach evolution in South Africa.Tax evasion suspect is flight risk, ruling states Michael Stewart @PensacolaNewsJournal.com Pensacola evangelist and tax protester Kent Hovind won't be lecturing on creationism in South Africa next month, prompting an irate letter from a sponsor of the trip to the prosecutor. U.S. District Judge Casey Rodgers this week denied Hovind's motion to lift travel restrictions pending his Sept. 5 trial on 58 federal charges that include evading nearly $470,000 in employee taxes. Hovind, who calls himself "Dr. Dino," operates Dinosaur Adventure Land, a theme park on North Palafox Street dedicated to creationism. He believes evolution is a religion and says man did not evolve from dinosaurs but, rather, lived alongside them. At Hovind's first federal court appearance July 13, U.S. Magistrate Judge Miles Davis agreed with prosecutors that Hovind posed a flight risk. Hovind was ordered to surrender his passport his travel was restricted to the local judicial district, stretching from Pensacola to Gainesville. Hovind's public defender countered with a motion contending travel restrictions violated his client's constitutional rights to religious freedom. Rodgers disagreed, pointing to U.S. Supreme Court decisions saying neutral restrictions that incidentally burden religious practices are not unconstitutional. Hovind was scheduled to travel to seven South African cities between Aug. 12 and Aug. 21 to debate scientists.
Somehow I doubt there will be riots in the streets of South Africa just because Dr. Dino is ruled to be a flight risk.In an e-mail to a reporter, Andre L. Immelman, CEO of PowerMinistries, the South African group sponsoring Hovind's trip, said South Africans "do not react very nicely to disappointment" and ministry members "will be seeking asylum in the U.S." if his trip is canceled. In a letter to Assistant U.S. Attorney Michelle Heldmeyer, Immelman wrote that 21 people have been involved during the past nine months in planning for Hovind to travel to South Africa. He said Hovind was scheduled to speak on 26 separate occasions to more than 18,000 people. "In what has been a very controversial decision here, our new democratic government is poised to introduce evolution into the public school system in the stead of creation after some 47 years of creationism practice," Immelman wrote. "To say that this debate has sharply served to divide the country is really no understatement at all."
74 Comments
Randall · 28 July 2006
I like the false dichotomy of "[Hovind] says man did not evolve from dinosaurs but, rather, lived alongside them." Last I checked, neither are true; we evolved from rodent-like things which lived alongside dinosaurs. But since Hovind himself probably couldn't understand that there's a difference between the two, I won't fault the article.
Siamang · 28 July 2006
Hmmmm.... I don't believe that man evolved from dinosaurs either.
Siamang · 28 July 2006
JINX!
You owe me a coke, Randall!
Skip Evans · 28 July 2006
"Somehow I doubt there will be riots in the streets of South Africa just because Dr. Dino is ruled to be a flight risk."
Don't be so sure. At the events I've seen Hovind speak, woman in the front row screamed atnd tossed bras and panties at him.
Oh, God, my attempt at humor just made me ill.
njm · 28 July 2006
Henry J · 28 July 2006
Flight risk? Does that mean if he leaves the country he might not come back? What's wrong with that? ;)
Henry
Rev. BigDumbCHimp · 28 July 2006
AfricanBiohazard · 28 July 2006
Under the previous Nationalist rule during the days of Apartheid (pre 1994), S.African education system underplayed evolution in line with Calvanist doctrine. Today, the teaching of evolution is part of the biology syllabus and there is certainly a lot of governmental support. This is highlifhted, for example, by the recent opening of the Maropeng museum near the Sterkfontein Caves (UNESCO World Heritage Site), where many homid fossils were discoverd.
Hovind's rhetoric is supported by a minority evangelist Christian opinion in S.Africa and I doubt his trip would have had any political impact.
Andy Groves · 28 July 2006
At Hovind's first federal court appearance July 13, U.S. Magistrate Judge Miles Davis agreed with prosecutors that Hovind posed a flight risk.
I can see the headline now:
"Ruling by Judge Miles Davis leave Dr. Dino Kind of Blue"
Rev. BigDumbChimp · 28 July 2006
Daniel Morgan · 28 July 2006
Does anyone know how much the bond was set at to allow Hovind to walk free until trial, or whether one was set?
wamba · 28 July 2006
Bruce Thompson GQ · 28 July 2006
Henry J · 28 July 2006
Re "Fleeing to neighboring countries is probably not a good idea since U.S. citizens are not held in high esteem."
But didn't he say he's not a US citizen?
Anonymous_Coward · 28 July 2006
C.E. Petit · 28 July 2006
I think the only true flight risk for Dr Dino is if he somehow
evolvescreatesintelligently designs wings. (Or, I suppose, if he gets too near a very large trebuchet.) Or maybe he could just borrow some nascent feathers from Archeotpteryx…In either case, I find it hard to believe that Dr Dino could manage to stay away from those adoring crowds. And the press coverage.
Arden Chatfield · 28 July 2006
Bruce Thompson GQ · 28 July 2006
Timcol · 28 July 2006
Looks like Dr. D has made a post on his blog about the whole affair: http://www.cseblogs.com/ (it's mostly "wah, wah, wah!" but it is entertaining to read).
But there are some insights in his basic grasp of numbers. FIrstly, he says there are 3 charges, not 58. He also gripes that he didn't receive a $.37 letter from the IRS. I guess nobody has told him it now costs $.39 to post a letter, but then Dr. Dino seems a little loose with numbers...
waldteufel · 28 July 2006
Now then, if Kent had taken his medicine, just like his doctor prescribed, he wouldn't be in this situation.
Just a helpful reminder for Ken Ham, Casey Luskin, Michael Behe, Bill Dembski, . . . . . . . . . .
Arden Chatfield · 28 July 2006
Where does Hovind draw his support in South Africa? Are Hovind's followers there mostly Afrikaaners?
J-dog · 28 July 2006
Arden Chatfield; I believe that Hovind's supporters are a group of African Princes that deperately need your help. If you will supply them with your bank account information, they will be glad to share all the money that they and Hovind have with you, because they are so grateful to you for helping them! It's a true marriage made in heaven, and there are strinking similarities in how they operate. Mabe Dembski can call Homeland Security about it?
Steviepinhead · 28 July 2006
How can this wingnut be a "flight risk," when he doesn't even believe in the evolution of feathers?
Really, Kent, don't try it. Or at least talk to a dude named Daedalus first.
Henry J · 28 July 2006
"Wax on, wax off..."
Steviepinhead · 28 July 2006
Wiwaxia?
Or maybe that should be:
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Splash!
(No Hovinds were hurt during this typographical exercise.)
Coin · 28 July 2006
Wow. That blog post Timcol links is hilarious. I almost made a post quoting the parts I thought were the funniest, but by the end I realized I would have wound up quoting nearly the whole darn thing.
stevaroni · 28 July 2006
Arden Chatfield · 28 July 2006
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njm · 28 July 2006
jujuquisp · 28 July 2006
"COLORED" PEOPLE??!! Is this 1962??? Shame on you!!
steve s · 28 July 2006
You're joking, right juju? He's just describing the terms as they're used in South Africa.
steve s · 28 July 2006
btw juju, please email me at stevestory@gmail.com. It's about something else.
Coin · 28 July 2006
Steviepinhead · 28 July 2006
Nah, in 1953, a large number of our military personnel were bogged down on the Korean peninsula.
Uh, come to think of it...
Arden Chatfield · 28 July 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 28 July 2006
Hey Hovind, I bet being locked up in the pokey is also gonna restrict your, uh, "religious freedom".
(snicker) (giggle)
Of course, you'll still be able to preach to the inmates all you want. But I suspect your speaking fee will go down quite a bit there.
(snicker) (giggle)
Shaffer · 28 July 2006
This whole saga is just adorable!
It puts a warm, soothing feeling in my heart to see people who flaunt their breaking of the law, particularly charlatans like Hovind, made into someone's prison bitch. Makes me think that the system might actually work after all.
That's assuming he's convicted, of course, and, based on my (admittedly very limited) knowledge of the law, and my observation of the evidence that the IRS have to work with, should require that the prosecuting attorney have at least three functional brain cells.
AfricanBiohazard · 29 July 2006
The Afrikaaners, many of whom are deeply religious follow a conservative Calvanist Christianity. I'm not sure if they subscribe to YEC or OEC doctrine. The group inviting Hovind to South Africa is generally English evangelical with strong ties (politically and socially) to the US YEC evangelicals.
Here in South Africa, "Coloured" refers to people who are clearly of mixed race. It may appear odd that such racial distinctions were made, but the history of SA is both sad and interesting. Mainly because of Apartheid, Coloureds live in distinct communities and generally speak Afrikaans. There are both Muslim and Christian (Dutch Reformed) communities.
AfricanBiohazard · 29 July 2006
"Where does Hovind draw his support in South Africa? Are Hovind's followers there mostly Afrikaaners?"
The Afrikaaners, many of whom are deeply religious follow a conservative Calvanist Christianity. I'm not sure if they subscribe to YEC or OEC doctrine. The group inviting Hovind to South Africa is generally English evangelical with strong ties (politically and socially) to the US YEC evangelicals.
Here in South Africa, "Coloured" refers to people who are clearly of mixed race. It may appear odd that such racial distinctions were made, but the history of SA is both sad and interesting. Mainly because of Apartheid, Coloureds live in distinct communities and generally speak Afrikaans. There are both Muslim and Christian (Dutch Reformed) communities.
David Heddle · 29 July 2006
Not sure what you people are gloating about. Like PT, Hovind hated cosmological ID, and labeled its proponents as heretics. In that battle, you may have lost one of you most high-profile like-minded intellectual and philosophical soul mates. When he speaks on cosmological ID and its scientific/religious implications, he is virtually indistinguishable from Lenny Flank. Gosh, do you people not even recognize who your colleagues are?
the pro from dover · 29 July 2006
this goes to show that the biggest mistake you can make is not pay your taxes. look at al capone. this is what he went to prison for despite the raft of other crimes he no doubtedly committed. failure to render unto caesar. what would have happened if al had claimed he was only a citizen of heaven and not under the jurisdiction of the usa? j edgar hoover would have really gotten his panties in a bunch!
Mephisto · 29 July 2006
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wamba · 29 July 2006
doyle · 29 July 2006
From what I've read, part of the case should be straightforward - the failure to pay withholding taxes. This will have nothing to do with whether Hovind works for God or owns nothing, and won't require proof of income earned, etc. How many people work at Dinoland? What wages have they been paid? How much withholding has been paid to Uncle Sam? I've noticed that in the comments made so far, Hovind and his supporters never touch on this part of the case.
Mike · 29 July 2006
"[Hovind] says man did not evolve from dinosaurs but, rather, lived alongside them."
Hovind got that wrong too, and here's the evidence: http://www.thefeejeemermaid.com/manosaur2.htm
Corkscrew · 29 July 2006
Darth Robo · 29 July 2006
NNOOOOOO!!! No ABBA!! :-( Can't we play Led Zeppelin instead?
(p.s. Heddle, are you NUTS?)
harry · 29 July 2006
Anonymous_Coward · 29 July 2006
Darth Robo · 29 July 2006
"I've read SH's "A Brief History of Time". The most valuable knowledge I got from that book was when SH wrote: "For a brief history of time, y'all were heretics, biyatch!" "
I'm gonna read it again. Must of missed that one! ;)
Ernest Hammingweight · 29 July 2006
"Flight risk? Does that mean if he leaves the country he might not come back? What's wrong with that? ;)"
I'm a South African and I can see some problems with it. Maybe he could go on the lecture circuit in Australia :-)
Anonymous_Coward · 29 July 2006
Anonymous_Coward · 29 July 2006
stevaroni · 29 July 2006
'Rev Dr' Lenny Flank · 29 July 2006
Arden Chatfield · 29 July 2006
Ron Okimoto · 29 July 2006
Wasn't it counter productive of Hovind to bring up his speaking tour, when he claims to have no income and these guys pay him to give his speels?
How much were the rubes not going to pay Hovind this time?
steve s · 29 July 2006
What motive would a non-Christian have to pay any attention to it?
Well, there's my motive for paying attention to it--watching religious zealots make boneheaded arguments amuses me. I mean, where else can you find something like Salvador arguing that IC systems are evidence of design, then arguing that the more redundant (ergo less IC) a system is, the more that's evidence for design? You don't get that kind of thing everywhere.
Few things make me laugh as often as the ID Creationists do. I don't know a single Intelligent Design supporter who has not been forced, by his zeal, to say something laugh-out-loud silly.
Shaffer · 29 July 2006
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k.e. · 30 July 2006
-excuse me all while I wind up one of our colonial cousins.
Anonymous_Coward.....
The SA's left their Kor keys in your players foreheads? (instead of the Kor Pork)
AHA!
A member of the set of Bledisloe Cup
losers ...hehehhe.( The All Blacks... greetest und must unvunceble Rugby Side uvur...go you good thung)
Renier · 31 July 2006
Tyrannosaurus · 31 July 2006
Yes, as part of their 'catch-and-release' program.
Darn enviromentalists ;)
Steve Harrynuk · 31 July 2006
Wayne E Francis · 1 August 2006
Not sure if anyone has pointed this out yet but if Kent Hovind claims he is not a US Citizen then taking away his US Passport is just logical. I mean I'm not an Australian, British, French, etc Citizen. Could I complain to those countries that I don't have a passport from them?
Lydia · 4 August 2006
Hi. Im from South Africa, and, quite honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if people rioted. They riot about anything here(though I do doubt they care about creation or evolution).And, on the creation issue, I agree with Kent Hovind on all his theories. They make sense.If people actually bothered to listen to his debates they would see how wrong evolution is.Its a great disapointment that Kent Hovind isn't coming.Maybe next time when hes paid his tax.
Michael Suttkus, II · 4 August 2006
I have listened. Hovind is among the least convincing creationists I've ever heard. And "least convincing creationist" is right up there with "least honest politician" as a category for which there is massive competition. He can't even convince other creationists he makes an ounce of sense (re: AIG's dismissal of him).
Eric · 8 August 2006
Lydia presents a comment typical of white South Africans yearning for the Apartheid past. Her comment "I wouldn't be surprised if people rioted. They riot about anything here" gives her away. During the Apartheid years, people like Lydia were baffled by the fact that black South Africans protested against laws which effectively denied them citizenship in their own homeland. Today they huddle together to bitch endlessly about the democratically elected government. I know her type. She is a racist to the core.
As a school boy in the 1980s I was subjected to relentless indoctrination under the guise of Religious Instruction. Here we were taught that godless communists were intent upon destroying this little outpost of Christianity in darkest Africa. One of the weapons in the arsenal of Apartheid South Africa's enemies was, of course, the evil doctrine of evolution. Unlike democracy, Apartheid was ordained by God. Just ask Lydia.
DodgerDean · 6 September 2006
It seems Dr. Dino is feeling the urge to get back out on the road again, (hey, a guy's gotta earn a living).
He must have been unhappy with his appointed public defender, because he's got this new guy doing his filings for him, an Alan S. Richey, formerly of Washington State (never a good sign).
GuyeFaux · 6 September 2006
Steviepinhead · 6 September 2006
The name Alan S. Richey comes from the lawyer signature line on the linked copy of Hovind's motion to the court requesting permission to travel outside of northern Florida.
There is indeed an Alan S. Richey who remains an active member of the Washington State Bar (admitted in 2000).
It does not appear, based on a quick search of the Florida Bar's site, that there are any Florida bar members named Alan Richey.
It's possible that, for some reason, the Washington lawyer has appeared in Hovind's northern Florida federal case. There's a process that allows for doing that (called a request to appear pro hac vice). And folks have previously noted a connection between Hovind's oddball tax posturing and tax-scammers with a Washington connection.
Without additional information, though, I'd say it's a little early to be certain that the Washington lawyer with the similar name is the same guy as Hovind's current lawyer in the northern Florida case--though the evidence is suggestive. What would nail that down would be somebody accessing earlier documents in the Florida tax case to determine when and how Mr. Richey first appeared on Hovind's behalf.
Then, if it turns out that there is a Washington connection, we could backtrack to see what fun things, if any, our Mr. Richey has been up to...
DodgerDean · 7 September 2006
Well, at least you saw it, didn't you Steviepinhead? The good doctor's 9/6 blog evolved overnight from a straight forward copy of a motion to lift his travel restrictions, into a weird rant about the "Wizard of Oz"...
I've convinced myself that Hovind's new attorney is indeed Mr. Alan Richey of Wash. - (practice not limited to defending convicted child rapists). Here's a case from last spring where he defended a seller of tax scams in Mass.,... and lost.