After posting Yet Another Creationist Meltdown last July, I began to mull over testing a little hypothesis, namely that right-wing idealogues caught up in embarrassing political or sexual scandals have a better likelihood of being Creationists.
Well, we have a new Data Point. It turns out that Senator Larry Craig, R-Idaho, has been up to more than just allegedly soliciting men in adjacent bathroom stalls.
Courtesy of Jim Fisher's January 9, 2006 article in the Lewiston Morning Tribune (original here, registration required):
And indeed, right there in the 101st Congress, 1989, there is (then Representative) Larry Craig co-sponsoring House Joint Resolution 297:Then there's U.S. Sen. Larry Craig, who as a House member 16 years ago co-sponsored a constitutional amendment, the "Community Life Amendment," to authorize teaching "the creation of the earth as accepted in Judeo-Christian tradition."
Discuss.JOINT RESOLUTION Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States relating to the right of the people to allow voluntary prayer and the teaching of the Judeo-Christian ethic in public schools. ... SECTION 2. For the purpose of section 1, the term `teaching of the Judeo-Christian ethic' shall include the Ten Commandments and the creation of the earth as accepted in Judeo-Christian tradition.
55 Comments
Raging Bee · 30 August 2007
"...the creation of the earth as accepted in WHICH Judeo-Christian tradition?" That tradition's been changing, whether or not Craig and his ilk have noticed. And if you teach creationism, in ANY form, it won't be "accepted" in the Catholic or Lutheran traditions.
Keanus · 30 August 2007
Creationism, homophobia, and hypocrisy go together like apple pie and ice cream. Why should we expect otherwise? And I suspect that Craig is only the tip of the iceberg. How many other politicians walk a private path wholly at odds with their public bluster? Many, many I suspect.
Martin Wagner · 30 August 2007
What's to discuss? Fundies are simply damaged goods. Duh.
Paul Burnett · 30 August 2007
And according to his Wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig) he's been on the Board of Directors of the National Rifle Association since 1983. Of course, maybe that's all part of the disguise, like marrying a woman with kids so he can say he's got kids (he has no biological children that we know about) (yet).
Saber · 30 August 2007
What's amazing is that the clear language given in the Bill of Rights specifically addressing ideas like this somehow escaped the attention of the representatives who were proposing the "Community Life Amendment". Seems like the Constitution would be a hard thing to miss if you worked in Congress.
Glen Davidson · 30 August 2007
Well, see, who other than the Designer would think to make orifices in men which can be used for Craig's purposes? Surely mouths and anuses weren't made simply for alimentary purposes. Craig praises the Designer for his forethought and evident purposes.
Hey, it's as good an argument for design as I've ever seen.
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/2kxyc7
Albatrossity · 30 August 2007
One can only hope that some day the folks who subscribe to a world view that encourages hypocrisy and self-loathing like that seen in Senator Craig (R., Closet) will see that this is not at all consistent with the teachings of their founders.
Kim Johnson · 30 August 2007
"...WHICH Judeo-Christian tradition..." indeed!
On Ash Wednesday of this year, several of us were in a committee hearing (New Mexico) to testify against a creationist bill. Before this bill was heard, another came before the committee which would allow the bible to be used as a history text in schools. Three of the committee members had crosses drawn with ashes on their foreheads from mass that AM. (This is predominantly a Roman Catholic state.) The question of "which version" of the bible came up, and one of the fundamentalist committee memebers moved to make it the KJV. She had no idea how hilariously stupid that motion was with all those Catholics looking at her. No one laughed out loud (bad form, you know?), but there were a few audible snarky snorts that could be heard.
Of course, the bill was tabled. So was the creation bill.
raven · 30 August 2007
harold · 30 August 2007
I've been meaning to do a "senator craig creationism" search for days.
Yes, it is one aspect of a sociopolitical cult of authoritarianism, control-seeking, personal torment, and desperate hypocrisy. With overtones of sadism.
You won't see many of them on this thread.
They'll lie about moths all day, but this kind of thing touches too many nerves.
Adam · 30 August 2007
Did anyone see clips of his Meet the Press Interview on the censuring of Bill Clinton back in 1999? I nearly fell off my couch laughing when Leno showed the clip couple nights ago. And it was an undoctored, authentic clip, even though it could easily have been a spoof.
"Clinton is a bad, nuaghty boy," said Craig, in an effeminate voice and a suggestive smile on his face. LOL. You can't make stuff like that up!
Justin · 30 August 2007
It's been interesting listening to the conservatives today. Hannity in particular has been gold tonight. Craig admitted that he was guilty, so Hannity is trying his hardest to make it sound like the Police have a chip on their shoulder or are just bullying him, but at the same time Hannity has to admit that if that is true then Craig is an idiot for confessing. The sad thing is that Hannity will never even consider the larger picture when trying to make sense of something like this.
Since my wife is bi, I've read a few different books with anecdotes about the issues that arise in cases like this (where the guy is going to restrooms...) In almost all the cases that I read, a lot of the pain could have been avoided if people had simply felt free to be who they were, rather than feeling like they had to mold themselves to the expectations of others.
Andrea Bottaro · 30 August 2007
Mike O'Risal · 30 August 2007
I don't see the problem. There's nothing in the Judeo-Christian bible that prohibits soliciting anonymous gay sex in a men's room as long as the partners don't have sex lying down. Leviticus clearly states that only "lying with a man as one would lie with a woman" is an "abomination unto the Lord." It doesn't note any particular abominable-ness if one of the partners is sitting down and the other kneeling in front of him.
I mean, if we're going to talk literal interpretation, let's be fully literal about it.
tingfrog · 30 August 2007
Funny, I was just commenting on all the right-wing, moralist sex scandals on my blog yesterday. My thought was that moralists are plagued by their own personal demons, and their way of dealing with it is to inflict their moralizing on us, but their preaching is aimed, first and foremost at themselves to keep their personal demons a bay. (I also have that 'Meet the Press' video involving Larry Craig in 1999.)
http://tinyfrog.wordpress.com/2007/08/29/moralist-crusaders/
dhogaza · 30 August 2007
The husband of a college friend dropped $500K of his own money trying to defeat him in 1996. Looks like all it really took was a bathroom stall :)
dhogaza · 30 August 2007
Inoculated Mind · 30 August 2007
Anna_Z · 30 August 2007
He also seems unaware that among "Judeo-" traditions, the book of Genesis isn't usually given a literal interpretation.
stevaroni · 30 August 2007
Gerry L · 30 August 2007
Raven asked:
"Want to bet the next guy the good Xians of Idaho elect will be even crazier?"
Two words: Bill Sali
http://spokesmanreview.com/blogs/boise/archive.asp?postID=5936
AND
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Sali
BTW, I'll be driving through Idaho next week. Should I avoid drinking the water?
Jedidiah Palosaari · 31 August 2007
It seems that God judges those who seek to force everyone else to conform to their own values, by revealing their hypocrisy inherent within us all.
Nomad · 31 August 2007
I have a perhaps not groundbreaking theory that creationists are, shall we say, extremely morally flexible. It's just that the (formerly) closeted fundy gays always seem to be loud voices in condemning homosexuality. Creationists are always willing to use deception to try to convince people of the validity of their claims, and when faced with the facts attempt to redefine things rather than accepting their deserved guilt.
It seems to me that biblical literalism somehow breeds an ability to accept any arbitrary morality, along with the ability to change it to suit the situation. Followers of the "prince of peace" can justify murder, the meek might be due to inherit the Earth but the leaders of the church luxuriate in the wealth they demand from their parishioners, and people who are supposed to be worshiping a man who washed the feet of prostitutes as a sign of humility loudly trumpet their bigoted beliefs on national television.
I dunno, if they're willing to accept all those flagrant contradictions what other barriers are left to keep them from doing anything?
Carol Clouser · 31 August 2007
I find this rush to judgement here, that Craig is guilty of some serious lapse, before all the facts are in and while he loudly proclaims that he "did nothing wrong" to be very unseemly, unscientific and unfair.
k.e. · 31 August 2007
Frank J · 31 August 2007
Sir_Toejam · 31 August 2007
hoary puccoon · 31 August 2007
Carol Clouser--
It would help convince everyone that you are concerned with justice for the accused, not snarky partisan politics, if you would post here the e-mails you sent to Mitt Romney and the remaining Republican senators, protesting their "rush to judgement." They had Craig tried, convicted, and sent beyond the pale while the Democrats were still trying to get the facts straight.
Julie Stahlhut · 31 August 2007
harold · 31 August 2007
harold · 31 August 2007
Glen Davidson · 31 August 2007
dhogaza · 31 August 2007
Of course, the fact that he proclaims he "did nothing wrong" might just mean that he doesn't think there's anything wrong with soliciting public sex in airport bathrooms.
raven · 31 August 2007
Phatty · 31 August 2007
Bill Gascoyne · 31 August 2007
harold · 31 August 2007
Torbjörn Larsson, OM · 31 August 2007
Hmm. Of course we would expect many creationists to be less well functioning in other circumstances involving reasoning and also having the bigot mind that underlies the cryptic or anti-social behavior which gives rise to scandals.
But personally I don't see any reason to vent over a specific case. And they are tragic for the participants.
[Note: That is no criticism on the series exposing creationist meltdowns. It is highly amusing and informative, the later making it exposure for a good cause.]
FWIW I would need statistics to start feeling vindicated. Okay, so that is 2 cases... :-P
Adam · 31 August 2007
thalarctos · 31 August 2007
Fritzy · 1 September 2007
I might be snickering about the whole ordeal this hypocrit has been caught up in if it weren't for the fact that there is this peristent, nagging little voice in my head that says "what he did wasn't that big a deal. What Larry Craig does in his private life is his own goddamned business. And why are the cops trying to crack down on this kind of thing? Unless these men are actually performing sexual acts right there in the bathroom stalls, I fail to see where a law has been broken."
That said, the guy is a grade-A fuck-wit and deserves any public rebuke he gets. The irony is absolutely delicious.
As far as that resolution regarding the 10 commandments, were they talking about these 10 commandments?
1. Worship no other god than the Lord: Make no covenant with the inhabitants of other lands to which you go, do not intermarry with them, and destroy their places of worship.
2. Do not cast idols.
3. Observe the Feast of Unleavened Bread for seven days in the month of Abib.
4. Sacrifice firstborn male animals to Yahweh. The firstborn of a donkey may be redeemed; redeem firstborn sons.
5. Do no work or even kindle a fire on the seventh day. Anyone who does so will be put to death.
6. Observe the Feast of First Fruits and the Feast of Ingathering: All males are therefore to appear before the Lord three times each year.
7. Do not mix sacrificial blood with leavened bread.
8. Do not let the fat of offerings remain until the morning.
9. Bring the choicest first fruits of the harvest to the Temple of the Lord.
10. Do not cook a kid in its mother's milk.
This is known as the "ritual decalogue" and is the only 10 commandments in the Bible that were actually called "commandments" by God. These were the ones written by "the finger of God" on those stone tablets.
Some how I don't think this is what they had in mind.
Morgan K Freeberg · 1 September 2007
Well, I think you're right, just for different reasons than you might suppose.
harold · 1 September 2007
Peter Henderson · 1 September 2007
I've just heard on the news this evening that he's resigned (yep, it's even made the headlines of BBC Radio Ulster, U105, Belfast Citybeat etc.)
The whole thing reminds me of a certain skit by the "Little Britain" team.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/
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Stuart Weinstein · 1 September 2007
Carol writes: "I find this rush to judgement here, that Craig is guilty of some serious lapse, before all the facts are in and while he loudly proclaims that he “did nothing wrong” to be very unseemly, unscientific and unfair."
I take it John McCain and several other GOP Senators are also guilty of rush to judgement then?
Of course Vitter who got busted for prostitution doesn't have to resign. His state has a democrat for Gov., while Idaho
has a GOP Gov.
You have to love the situational ethics of repukicans.
Course CLinton has consexual sex with a young woman (at least dems don't have to pay for it) and
the GOP screams impeachment. Is there a bigger collection of jerks on the planet?
Stuart
Adam · 1 September 2007
Mike · 2 September 2007
Interesting that Ben Stein is now misrepresenting the facts in order to defend Craig and call shame on the people involved in calling attention to his behavior. On CBS Sunday morning. Apparently Stein is increasing his notariety in advance of his dishonest movie. At least he's consistant.
raven · 2 September 2007
Brenda Tucker · 3 September 2007
Since this blog is still open and the one I wrote on previously appears to now be closed to new comments, I hope Dave Thomas will allow me to announce that some of the comments from the blog "Yet Another Creationist Meltdown" July 26, 2007 have been posted to a blog that I began at myfoxla (fox being channel 11): http://community.myfoxla.com/blogs/Brendatucker You are certainly invited to review what is written there and make any comments you might wish to make. Thanks to the members here for their assistance.