sex, lies and a math mistake

Posted 20 November 2007 by

First, the sex. I'll admit right up front that this post has nothing to do with sex, except for the general nature of what the ID movement is trying to do to public science education in this country. Before moving on to lies, let's take care of the math mistake first. Last week, in response to the splendid PBS/NOVA production on the Dover trial (Judgment Day: ID on Trial"), the Discovery Institute hacked out a booklet for teachers, called "The Theory of Intelligent Design: A briefing packet for educators, to help teachers understand the debate between Darwinian evolution and intelligent design". The packet was prepared by the Institute’s John West and Casey Luskin, both of whom apparently slept through all of their math and ethics classes. On Page 12 of 24, the PDF document declares

"Five states (Kansas, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, and Minnesota) have already adopted science standards that require learning about some of the scientific controversies relating to evolution."

But on page 13, they declare that

"Four states (Minnesota, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, and South Carolina) have science standards that require learning about some of the scientific controversies relating to evolution."

These people clearly have trouble with numbers bigger than three, as PZ pointed out last week: : four is not five. And that brings us back to lies. Five states, five lies, courtesy of the Discovery Institute. The "Briefing Packet" claims on page 12 that

"Five states (Kansas, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, and Minnesota) have already adopted science standards that require learning about some of the scientific controversies relating to evolution."

But, as NCSE reported in "Evolution returns to Kansas" way back in February,

On February 13, 2007, the Kansas state board of education voted 6-4 to approve a set of state science education standards in which evolution is treated in a scientifically appropriate and pedagogically responsible way. These standards replace a set adopted in November 2005, in which evolution was systematically misrepresented as scientifically controversial.

One down, four to go. Does Minnesota "require learning about some of the scientific controversies relating to evolution"? No. As NCSE noted in "New Science Standards Adopted in Minnesota" (June 2004),

On its last working day, the Minnesota legislature adopted new science standards for the state. In one of their last acts before adjourning on May 16, both houses voted for the standards as forwarded to them by the Department of Education in December, 2003. They thus approved the standards as written and submitted by a committee of educators and citizens. In contrast with some other states, the place of evolution in the science curriculum attracted only a moderate amount of public attention during the writing and approval process in Minnesota. ... The House of Representatives did amend the science standards at one point, but the Senate refused to accept the amendment and the final version remained unchanged. ...

Another one down, three to go. Does New Mexico "require learning about some of the scientific controversies relating to evolution"? No. As NCSE noted in New Science Standards Adopted,

On August 28 the New Mexico State Board of Education (SBE) voted 13-0 to adopt the final draft of new science standards without any modifications. Opponents of evolution had campaigned for changes in wording which would have implicitly cast doubt on the position of evolutionary theory in science and especially on the concept of "macroevolution". The group Intelligent Design Network - New Mexico was prominent among those seeking changes in the treatment of evolution. The SBE did not accept any of their proposals.

To see what NM's ID community was demanding in the new standards compared to what they actually ended up getting, please see "Do NM's Science Standards Embrace Intelligent Design?" We in New Mexico have been chasing down reporters who thoughtlessly repeat the Discovery Institute's lies about our standards, which have even been repeated in the New York Times. These occurrences are documented in The Lie: "New Mexico's Science Standards embrace the Intelligent Design Movement's 'Teach the Controversy' Approach" at NMSR, and and New Mexico Science Standards Do Not Support ID’s Concept of Teach the "Controversy" here on The Thumb. Another one down, two to go. Does Pennsylvania "require learning about some of the scientific controversies relating to evolution"? No. As NCSE noted in Final Science Standards Approved,

On November 15, 2001, the Pennsylvania Independent Regulatory Review Commission (IRRC) unanimously approved the latest version of the Science and Technology education standards proposed by the state’s Board of Education (BoE). ...The revised standards were produced by the BoE after the IRRC rejected an earlier version, which contained several statements singling out evolution as a theory in need of special questioning by students and included requirements for teachers to present "evidence against evolution". The IRRC ruled in July, 2001 that these proposed standards were unclear and their implementation was likely to be burdensome. Furthermore, they did not clearly relate to the stated intent of their proposers, to promote critical thinking. They were redundant and unnecessary.

Another one down, one to go. Does South Carolina "require learning about some of the scientific controversies relating to evolution"? No. As NCSE noted in Evolution standard approved after 7-month delay,

South Carolina's Education Oversight Committee (EOC) approved the state science standard concerned with evolution on June 12, after delaying for seven months at the behest of committee member Senator Michael Fair (R-District 6), a well-known opponent of teaching evolution. The State Board of Education approved a new version of statewide academic standards last November, including the evolution standard and its seven indicators, one of which involves "critical analysis." In December 2005, the EOC refused to approve the evolution standard while Fair and committee member Representative Bob Walker (R-District 31) spent several months lobbying for insertion of "critical analysis" language into all of the evolution indicators and the overarching standard. South Carolina parents and educators along with the Fordham Foundation's science standards review panel and the American Association for the Advancement of Science expressed broad opposition to Fair's proposals on the grounds that such language could weaken science education and allow the introduction of intelligent design or creationism. ... On March 8, the State Board of Education rejected Fair's proposal to expand the "critical analysis" language, and returned the original standard to the EOC for approval. ... Since its approval on June 12, the indicator within the evolution standard has been subject to differing interpretations. An article in The State (June 13) quotes Department of Education spokesman Jim Foster as saying that the indicator "...does not require students to study alternatives to evolution..." In a report in the The Sun News (Myrtle Beach, SC, June 12) Martha Fout, a science specialist who helped write the standards, commented, "It's not as if members of the scientific community do not want the students to think critically. We want them to think critically everywhere." According to an Agape Press story (June 15), however, Fair "...says it is his hope that these guidelines will be a precursor to allowing alternatives to the theory of evolution, such as intelligent design, to be taught in the state's schools." For more comment and analysis, visit the website of South Carolinians for Science Education.

And there you have it. Even when the "Intelligent Design" movement's pleas for "non-dogmatic" language in standards are firmly rebuffed, they'll spin the word "critical" to mean "require learning about some of the scientific controversies relating to evolution".(i.e. the same old creationist canards). In the end, the math mistakes are the least of the Discovery Institute's problems, It's not a question of "Is it four or five states?" They are ALL lies. Every single one.

94 Comments

Bob · 20 November 2007

Excellent. Thanks for keeping the Discoverup Institute's feet to the fire!

steve s · 20 November 2007

John West and Casey Luskin, both of whom apparently slept through all of their math and ethics classes.
LOL.

TomS · 20 November 2007

"The scientific controversies relating to evolution"?

Scientific controversies?

Please, don't let the ID advocates "frame" the debate.

JJ · 20 November 2007

Same old worn out false statements, with a few new ones added. Thanks for sharing this.I am in a state that is about to revise the science standards. I am sure our state board members have been sent this document. It will be helpful to know what they have seen

Tardis · 20 November 2007

I love the fact that the DI actually has the gall to list Pennsylvania for anything. That is the state where they received the "Big Boot."

Dolly Sheriff · 20 November 2007

So it seems from your post you are against critical analysis of Darwinian Evolution?

gary · 20 November 2007

This doesn't surprise me. Lying has always been a fundamental part of fundamentalism. They're fundamentslly liars. Which also makes them fundamentally hypocrites.

waldteufel · 20 November 2007

Great post, Dave. Thanks.

Paul Burnett · 20 November 2007

"Dolly Sheriff" said: "So it seems from your post you are against critical analysis of Darwinian Evolution?"

Before you get started, "Dolly," please define "critical analysis" for us.

And also, please differentiate between "Darwinian Evolution" and "evolution."

Thank you.

Dave Thomas · 20 November 2007

So it seems from your post you are against critical analysis of Darwinian Evolution?

— Dolly Sheriff
No, I am against presentation of many-times-disproved creationist pseudoscientific attacks on evolution science in public schools. Starting with labeling evolution science as "Darwinism." Dave

David Stanton · 20 November 2007

Dolly wrote:

"So it seems from your post you are against critical analysis of Darwinian Evolution?"

No. It seems from this post that scientists are against the uncritical slander of any scientific theory and the blatant misrepresentation that creaationist claims represent critical analysis in any way shape or form.

I, and nearly every biologist, critically analyze evolution every day. Every time we perform an experiment, every time we sequence a gene, every time we test a hypothesis, we provide another opportunity for evolutionary theory to be falsified. Those who attack evolution don't do any of these things, therefore they don't critically analyze evolution at all. They just cry and whine and refuse to even examine the evidence due to prior religious convictions. Does that sound like critical analysis to you? Does that sound like the way to overthrow a scientific theory? Does that sound like something an honest scientist would do?

If these people had even one speck of scientific integrity they would be in the lab day and night, they would be out in the field examining nature, they would be doing real science instead of pulling all this political crap and lying to everyone. If you want to critically analyze something, try ID. No hypothesis no evidence, no proposed mechanism, no proposed designer, etc. Critically analyze that.

Dolly Sheriff · 20 November 2007

Strand II (Content of Science), Standard II (Life Sciences), 9-12 Benchmark II, Performance Standard #9

Previous Text:
Understand the data and observations supporting the conclusion that species today have evolved from those earlier, distinctly different species.

Suggested by IDnet-NM:
Evaluate the data and observations that bear on the claim that species today have evolved from those earlier, distinctly different species.

Adopted:
Critically analyze the data and observations supporting the conclusion that the species living on Earth today are related by descent from the ancestral one-celled organisms.

I think that this is a fair and worthwhile change by anyone's standards!

Mike from Ottawa · 20 November 2007

No, it's not worthwhile because it suggests there is a scientific controversy over common descent, and therefore amounts to lying to the students. Cdesign proponentsists think lying is a good thing.

Dave Thomas · 20 November 2007

For one, Dolly, IDnet-NM did not succeed in getting New Mexico to label common descent from ancestral one-celled organisms as a mere claim. Secondly, NM's standards call for critical analysis of several topics:

Critically analyze risks and benefits associated with technologies related to energy production. Critically analyze how humans modify and change ecosystems (e.g., harvesting, pollution, population growth, technology). 9-12 Benchmark II: Understand that scientific processes produce scientific knowledge that is continually evaluated, validated, revised, or rejected. 3. Understand how new data and observations can result in new scientific knowledge. 4. Critically analyze an accepted explanation by reviewing current scientific knowledge.

Thirdly, note that the New Mexico Public Education Department has declared in no uncertain terms that

In no way do the science standards support the teaching of notions of intelligent design or creation science or any of its variations.

Dave

Dale Husband · 20 November 2007

Dolly Sheriff: Strand II (Content of Science), Standard II (Life Sciences), 9-12 Benchmark II, Performance Standard #9 Previous Text: Understand the data and observations supporting the conclusion that species today have evolved from those earlier, distinctly different species. Suggested by IDnet-NM: Evaluate the data and observations that bear on the claim that species today have evolved from those earlier, distinctly different species. Adopted: Critically analyze the data and observations supporting the conclusion that the species living on Earth today are related by descent from the ancestral one-celled organisms. I think that this is a fair and worthwhile change by anyone's standards!
Where is all that from?

Dolly Sheriff · 20 November 2007

Dave wrote:

"In no way do the science standards support the teaching of notions of intelligent design or creation science or any of its variations."

Neither does the Discovery Institute either (they consistently and specifically do not encourage the teaching of ID in schools), but they do encourage " the critical analysis of the data and observations supporting the conclusion that the species living on Earth today are related by descent from the ancestral one-celled organisms.

Dale Husband · 20 November 2007

“Five states (Kansas, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, and Minnesota) have already adopted science standards that require learning about some of the scientific controversies relating to evolution.”

Actually, ALL states should require learning about the scientific controversies relating to evolution! But you know what? Creationism is NOT scientific! Intelligent Design is NOT scientific! So they could not even be discussed if you restrict the learning to actual issues of science.

Dolly Sheriff · 20 November 2007

Dale Asked:

"Where is all that from?"

See Dave's link in his original post above:
To see what NM’s ID community was demanding in the new standards compared to what they actually ended up getting, please see “Do NM’s Science Standards Embrace Intelligent Design?”

Dale Husband · 20 November 2007

Dolly Sheriff: Dave wrote: "In no way do the science standards support the teaching of notions of intelligent design or creation science or any of its variations." Neither does the Discovery Institute either (they consistently and specifically do not encourage the teaching of ID in schools), but they do encourage " the critical analysis of the data and observations supporting the conclusion that the species living on Earth today are related by descent from the ancestral one-celled organisms.
Good to see that the DI has given up on a hopeless cause. LOL!

Inoculated Mind · 20 November 2007

Discoverup Institute

BRILLIANT!

Mike Elzinga · 20 November 2007

Neither does the Discovery Institute either (they consistently and specifically do not encourage the teaching of ID in schools), but they do encourage “ the critical analysis of the data and observations supporting the conclusion that the species living on Earth today are related by descent from the ancestral one-celled organisms.
The issue here is that any crackpot can “critically analyze”. Crackpots of every stripe do it all the time. So standards should be able to eliminate crackpots from dominating the biology classroom. How? By restricting any discussed controversies to those raised by people who submit themselves to the rigors of peer-review and have a track record of playing straight with their colleagues and the public. That should rule out the Discovery Institute along with most other crackpots.

Frank J · 20 November 2007

Adopted: Critically analyze the data and observations supporting the conclusion that the species living on Earth today are related by descent from the ancestral one-celled organisms.

— Dolly Sheriff
Conspicuous by its absence is: "Propose one or more formal alternatives to the conclusion that the species living on Earth today are related by descent from the ancestral one-celled organisms, and critically analyze data and observations supporting them." For further study, students could discuss why the only major ID advocate to elaborate on that issue has in fact conceded common descent as the best explanation. And that no other major ID advocate has challenged him directly.

gsb · 20 November 2007

they do encourage “ the critical analysis of the data and observations supporting the conclusion that the species living on Earth today are related by descent from the ancestral one-celled organisms. - Dolly Sherrif

There is no "controversy" about the basic concept of common descent in the scientific community, except in the fevered minds of Creationists, and until there is credible evidence to the contrary, there will be none. The debates that do exist are about details within the otherwise accepted framework of the theory that would be beyond the scope of a secondary school's science curriculum to address.

Dolly Sheriff · 20 November 2007

Mike Elzinga: The issue here is that any crackpot can “critically analyze”. Crackpots of every stripe do it all the time. So standards should be able to eliminate crackpots from dominating the biology classroom. How? By restricting any discussed controversies to those raised by people who submit themselves to the rigors of peer-review and have a track record of playing straight with their colleagues and the public. That should rule out the Discovery Institute along with most other crackpots.
Are you suggesting that school children first need to "submit themselves to the rigors of peer-review" before they are allowed to “critically analyze”?

Mr_Christopher · 20 November 2007

Maybe this is just a typo on the part of the creationists at the DI. Maybe they meant to say "these are the 5 states who kicked us in the teeth and told us not to come back with our recycled creationism myths dressed up as science"?

Just sayin'...Typos happen

Glen Davidson · 20 November 2007

Are you suggesting that school children first need to “submit themselves to the rigors of peer-review” before they are allowed to “critically analyze”?

Great. Either it's a new troll, or more likely, one of the old ones is back. Trust me, it's not worth flailing away at the deliberate misinterpretations of these people who have nothing else to offer. Glen D http://tinyurl.com/2kxyc7

Dolly Sheriff · 20 November 2007

Thanks for the compliment Glen.

CJO · 20 November 2007

The other issue here is that renaming something in order to repudiate its prior associations is just about as sophisticated as hiding from someone by covering your eyes.

"Critical analysis" is "Creation Science" is "Intelligent Design." The same crowd of lawyers, PR scam-artists, and pseudoscientists is behind them. The same long-ago dealt with arguments are proposed in favor of them.

Taking the DI at their word, I think I'll legally change my name to get out from under my credit card debt. That's a load off my mind.

Frank J · 20 November 2007

There is no “controversy” about the basic concept of common descent in the scientific community, except in the fevered minds of Creationists...

— gsb
Actually there is some controversy outside "the fevered minds of Creationists." Even if one includes IDers under the umbrella of "creationists" by virtue of their common practice of misrepresenting evolution and proposing a design-based alternative. As far as I can tell, the only well-known non-creationist dissenters from common descent who have done actual work on potential alternatives are Christian Schwabe and Periannen Senapathy. IDers don't like to discuss them, however, because what they propose is "naturalistic" and thus doesn't help ID's pretense of a false dichotomy. Also, they too have not gotten very far, because they "support" their ideas mostly on perceived weaknesses in evolution, and not on their own merits.

Paul Burnett · 20 November 2007

For the Discovery Institute spokeperson currently using the name "Dolly Sheriff" -

Before you get started, “Dolly,” please define “critical analysis” (or "critically analyze") for us.

And please explain why creationists do not declare "critical analysis" is appropriate for physics or astronomy or cosmology or chemistry or mathematics or geology or paleontology or any other science than biology.

And please explain by what right "...NM’s ID community was demanding..." a change to a science teaching standard, based on a proven-to-be religious, not scientific, viewpoint.

Frank J · 20 November 2007

Make that "IDers' pretense at a dichotomy that they know is false."

Dolly Sheriff · 20 November 2007

I think we are forgetting the original topic of this post. Have another look at the change in NM that I highlighted. There is a definate move to relax the previous dogmatic wording ...or am i going mad???

Dolly Sheriff · 20 November 2007

The DI Briefing packet made the following claims:

Various States and School Districts have successfully
implemented such a policy:

Minnesota: “The student will be able to explain how scientific and
technological innovations as well as new evidence can challenge
portions of or entire accepted theories and models including...
[the] theory of evolution....”3

New Mexico: Students will “critically analyze the data and
observations supporting the conclusion that the species living on
Earth today are related by descent from the ancestral one-celled
organisms.”4

Pennsylvania: Critically evaluate the status of existing theories
(e.g., germ theory of disease, wave theory of light, classification of
subatomic particles, theory of evolution, epidemiology of aids).5
South Carolina: “Summarize ways that scientists use data from
a variety of sources to investigate and critically analyze aspects
of evolutionary theory.”6

Grantsburg, Wisconsin: “Students shall be able to explain
the scientific strengths and weaknesses of evolutionary theory.
This policy does not call for the teaching of Creationism or
Intelligent Design.”

Ouachita Parish, Louisiana: “[T]he teaching of some scientific
subjects, such as biological evolution, the chemical origins of life,
global warming, and human cloning, can cause controversy…
[T]eachers shall be permitted to help students understand,
analyze, critique, and review in an objective manner the scientific
strengths and weaknesses of existing scientific theories pertinent
to the course being taught.”7

I think these are accurate. Methinks the lady doth protest too much!

Boosterz · 20 November 2007

IDers "critically analyze" evolution much the same way that moon hoaxers "critically analyzed" the Apollo footage...

Dolly Sheriff · 20 November 2007

Oh so you believe all that Apollo stuff too!!

just joking ;)

Fnord Prefect · 20 November 2007

I vote mad.

Fnord Prefect · 20 November 2007

Dolly Sheriff: I think we are forgetting the original topic of this post. Have another look at the change in NM that I highlighted. There is a definate move to relax the previous dogmatic wording ...or am i going mad???
I vote mad.

Flint · 20 November 2007

This reminds me of a summit conference among world powers that never could get started because the participants couldn't decide on the shape of the table. Turns out, this isn't nearly as trivial as it sounds, because table shape imposes a good many implications about power relationships.

And similarly, the exact wording of curriculum goals is a battle over innuendo and implication. The goal is to find some way to *suggest* that evolution is scientifically doubtful, or scientifically challenged, without actually saying so. Even more indirectly, to suggest that evolution alone among all scientific disciplines should be the target of "critical analysis" which is inherent in all of science.

And of course, somehow not noticing that at the 9th grade level, pupils are being exposed for the first time to the general scope and shape of science, including (rather hazily) which useful categories and disciplines science has been split into, and why, and what sorts of things each discipline is concerned with, and what the most obvious and stable theories are within each discipline.

Clearly, this is NOT the place to start introducing the sorts of current-research disputed details incomprehensible to anyone below grad school level anyway. Genuine scientific controversies simply don't belong in 9th grade curricula. At most, some historical treatment (how the germ theory of disease arose, for example) can give a general flavor of how science progresses.

So 9th grade is exactly the place for as close to dogma as science comes - things like gravity pulls weights down, natural selection helps life evolves, the world is round. In other words, scientific conclusions beyond any rational dispute today. The ONLY reason to "relax the previous dogmatic wording" of conclusions at this level is religious. Nobody is fooled.

Dolly Sheriff · 20 November 2007

Well put Flint. I appreciated your thoughtful, gracious reply. I think that it represents the sane side of the debate, which does not resort to name calling. With that kind of articulate reply, you could almost win me over!

Boosterz · 20 November 2007

It's not that funny when you consider that both groups are really just subsets of the same larger group. Moon hoaxers are fundamentalists who simply refuse to believe that the earth is round whence everything that disproves them must be false. Creationists/IDists are fundamentalists that think the earth is 5k years old and that all life on earth was zapped into existence, therefore evolution must be false. Both groups are rejecting observable, verifiable science simply because it contradicts their primitive religious beliefs.

ID is nothing more then basic run-of-the-mill creationism that has been dressed up to sound sciency(in order to try and circumvent the courts). Unfortunately it takes a bit more then a cheap labcoat to turn a preacher into a scientist. ID has no scientific hypothesis, does not even have a scientific definition, and makes no predictions. It's not science. The DI can release a million more press releases and it won't alter that fact. Since ID was destroyed as a "vehicle" for their agenda, the creationists at the DI have been forced to try and come up with a new strategy. "Critical Analysis" is the best they could come up with. Sad isn't it?

David · 20 November 2007

Although this analysis is correct and very useful, the message sent out by the DI will be interpreted as correct by it's supporters. They won't think to analyze it further or to verify it's correctness, but instead will broadcast it as the truth.

trrll · 20 November 2007

So it seems from your post you are against critical analysis of Darwinian Evolution?
Critical analysis of Darwin's theory of evolution, Einstein's theory of relativity, quantum theory, or other well-established theories is appropriate for advanced college undergraduates or graduate students who have the extensive pre-requisites required to understand the issues involved. Each of these is a complex issue with a huge amount of detailed and highly technical experimental and observational literature, and would probably require a full semester course devoted entirely to that particular topic. As such, they are entirely beyond the scope and time constraints of a high school science course (for the same reason that my high school chemistry teacher declined to explain to us in detail why molecular orbitals have those odd multi-lobed shapes). Needless to say, "Of Pandas and People" and similar tracts promoted by the Discovery Institute and their ilk, being riddled with inaccuracies and misstatements, while completely failing to address any of the true controversies in evolutionary science, would be wholly inappropriate for such a course.

Mr_Christopher · 20 November 2007

I have no issue with any public high school that wants to teach the controversy. The controversy being

1) Intelligent design is not science.
2) Intelligent design is religion masquerading as science.

I think we should encourage teaching the controversy.

Dolly Sheriff · 20 November 2007

Mr_Christopher: I have no issue with any public high school that wants to teach the controversy. The controversy being 1) Intelligent design is not science. 2) Intelligent design is religion masquerading as science. I think we should encourage teaching the controversy.
So we agree then.

Tyrannosaurus · 20 November 2007

If my memory does not fail me, 9th grade science is not the place to introduce science controversies and in depth critical thinking. At that age students are basically facing science for the first time and you are trying to "digest" the last few hundred years of science progress. Students should be learning the basic indisputable facts and theories of science. It is not until graduate school that you can come up with a baggage of knowledge that will allow you to critically analyze the concept of science and really begin to understand the nuances involved in science (barely). So, leave the school children to be exposed to what are non disputed aspects of science. That is just plenty to learn at that level.

fredgiblet · 20 November 2007

Hello, short time reader first time poster.

Dolly, part of the problem with "Critical Analysis" of evolution in schools is that so many of the ID arguments SOUND good even though they aren't, there's at least one article in The T.O. Archive (IIRC it's in the post of the month section) where students were split into teams to debate evolution vs. ID and the evolution side lost because they didn't have an answer to some arguments that are known to be false. This means that the students are given the impression that the arguments are valid when they aren't simply because their fellow students didn't find answers to those arguments in their research. While critical analysis skills are important they should be developed in an environment where getting the wrong answer doesn't have negative effects beyond the teacher pointing out the flaw in their analysis.

Additionally having critical analysis attached specifically to evolution implies that evolution is deserving of critical analysis more than other disciplines which simply isn't true.

I will agree that critical analysis skills are valuable but attaching them to evolution in classrooms of kids who don't really have an understanding of evolution or skill at critical analysis isn't a very good idea.

Mike Elzinga · 20 November 2007

We never get an honest answer from these ID/Creationists.

All this angst about getting “critical analysis” language into the educational standards isn’t fooling anyone around here. We are familiar with the Wedge Document.

The ID/Creationists want a piece (eventually all) of the action in the biology classroom. Getting a foot in the door is simply the first step. They will go about it politically, legally, by bullying, with word games, by raising holy hell; whatever it takes, except doing real science.

If they can put so much money and effort into these kinds of activities, why can’t they ever do any real research and submit themselves to the fires of peer-review just as legitimate scientists do?

If they think they belong in the biology classroom, how about Fleishmann and Pons? L. Ron Hubbard? Depak Chopra? How about the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi? Wouldn’t Joe Newman and his “Energy Machine” be a nice addition to a physics class? How about Carl Collins and isomer bombs? How can the ID/Creationists overlook so much “critical thinking and controversy” that could be used to educate students who need to be taught critical thinking? Why should the ID/Creationists have exclusive access?

Why do ID/Creationists want the biology class? Why have they fought their anti-evolutionist battles for so long? What is this “critical analysis” pretense all about in the case of students who have not yet accumulated enough knowledge and experience to detect the sophisticated frauds of so many hucksters?

Why does ID/Creationism not accept a part in a Critical Thinking course in which students are taught to dissect and analyze the claims and tactics of hucksters? Over the years ID/Creationism has used the full pallet of these techniques. They would be an ideal case study in pseudo-scientific huckstering in a Critical Thinking course designed for this purpose.

The honest answer: It isn’t about science; it’s about religion, politics, and power.

DanC · 20 November 2007

I think we do need to be careful regarding how we teach science and evolution in the public school system. While there is no scientific controversy between ID and evolution, there is a SOCIETAL controversy. I think teachers should briefly present ID/creationism and then discuss why it falls horribly short. Sadly, students think about the 'controversy' the second you bring up evolution. (For example, I think showing the recent NOVA special would be appropriate while a debate among students is a very poor choice)

I teach an intro evolution course at the college level and myself and others have found it helpful to address the 'controversy' early so we can move on to real science.

Teach · 20 November 2007

As a teacher of ninth graders, I want to reiterate Flint's comments. Most of my ninth graders aren't developmentally ready to critically analyze their way out my classroom door, much less critically analyze a (the) bedrock theory of biology. If I can get them to simply understand the relationship between cause and effect by the time they leave my classroom, I have made a big step.

What weaknesses of evolutionary theory am I supposed to have them "analyze"? That there are no transitional fossils? There are. That evolution violates the second law? Hah! That some structures are irreducibly complex? No scientific evidence of that has been offered. To effectively teach them to critically analyze, I would have to offer a viable alternative as a comparison. None exists.

The standards rewritten as they are are just "teach the controversy" in more subtle language. Those of use who actually truly spend time with the students who are the real brunt of this whole thing know that. And I will not teach a controversy where none exists.

Jake Boyman · 20 November 2007

Are you suggesting that school children first need to “submit themselves to the rigors of peer-review” before they are allowed to “critically analyze”?

Dolly, you're just pretending to have reading comprehension skills this bad, right?

Kerry C · 20 November 2007

Sheep Sheriff - one of the punch lines, I mean claims in the fiction brief, oops educator brief, is that research is currently being done to prove creationism, sorry, design. Of the thousands of places research is occurring, could you list five examples of who is doing research, where, and what is their topic; related to design of course.....thanks

raven · 20 November 2007

So it seems from your post you are against critical analysis of Darwinian Evolution?
Yes, of course. Our local school district teaches the controversial theory that babies are found under cabbage leaves. Every year the kids are set loose in a giant field of cabbages and told to look for babies. Extra credit is given for anyone actually finding one. They used to do this for the high school class. Until one year a couple was found making babies instead of looking for them. Oooppps.

Mike Elzinga · 20 November 2007

Here are a few more competitors that, under the ID/cdesign proponentsists’/Creationist’s proposals for “Critical Thinking”, would have legitimate claim to equal time.

1. J. B. Rein and ESP

2. Precognition

3. Uri Geller and spoon-bending, telekinesis and psychokinetic powers.

4. Bigfoot, Nessie, and all the other crypto-creatures out there.

5. Ghosts

6. Homeopathic medicines.

7. The healing waters at Lourdes.

8. Dowsing

9. Crop circles.

10. UFOs and Area 21

11. EMF and cancer

12. Cold fusion.

13. Astrology (has the advantage of being Behe approved)

14. Channeling of spirits of the dead.

This list could easily be much longer.

The question that these bring up is this: What has ID/Creationism done to distinguish itself from these other areas of controversy, any one of which could just as easily be used to teach “critical thinking”?

Why couldn’t time be better spent on adding these items to the curriculum instead of ID/Creationism? After all, they generate considerable interest. Lots of money is spent on them. Television exploits them. Why not teach them?

Can ID/Creationism be demonstrated to be scientifically superior to these?

dorid · 20 November 2007

Strand III

Standard I: Understand how scientific discoveries, inventions practices and knowledge influence and are influenced by, individuals and societies.

Benchmark I: Examine and analyze how scientific discoveries and their applications affect the world, and explain how societies influence scientific investigations and applications.

Performance Standard 16: Understand that reasonable people may disagree about some issues that are of interest to both science and religion (e.g., the origin of life on Earth, the cause of the Big Bang, the future of Earth).

Performance Standard 17: Identify important questions that science cannot answer (e.g., questions that are beyond today’s science, decisions that science can only help to make, questions that are inherently outside the realm of science).

Dave, you and I will continue to disagree on this I think. I'd love to think that New Mexico isn't ID friendly, but it certainly seems to be taking a firm position on the fence. The language of the standards (shown above) displays the crack in the system that has allowed ID to seep through into (at least) Rio Rancho. And while I remain hopeful that this year's December meeting will eliminate ID from Rio Rancho schools, I worry that the way these standards are written will continue to encourage others to try to teach religion in our science classes.

Boosterz · 20 November 2007

I don't mean to nitpick, but it's Area 51 not 21.

Mike Elzinga · 20 November 2007

I don’t mean to nitpick, but it’s Area 51 not 21.

Yep. My goof. Thanks. Or should we make it a controversy? ;-)

hex · 20 November 2007

Boosterz -

All the good stuff was moved to Area 21 after _Independence Day_ came out. Now it's just the anti-grav machine and the "Moon Landing" sets at Area 51. Try to keep up.

Richard Simons · 20 November 2007

As people like Behe and others in the Discovery Institute have not demonstrated they can do critical analysis, it seems unreasonable to expect kids in high school to be capable of it.

JohnK · 20 November 2007

Dolly Sheriff said:
Dave said: “In no way do the science standards support the teaching of notions of intelligent design or creation science or any of its variations.”
Neither does the Discovery Institute either (they consistently and specifically do not encourage the teaching of ID in schools)
"Consistently"? Once upon a time they (falsely) claimed that the "Santorum amendment" mandated the teaching of "alternatives to evolution". Before that in 1999, their fellows Dave DeWolf and Stephen Meyer (with M DeForrest) churned out Intelligent Design in Public School Science Curricula: A Legal Guidebook: "school boards have the authority to permit, and even encourage, teaching about design theory... discussions of design in the science curriculum thus serves an important goal of making education inclusive" etc. http://arn.org/docs/dewolf/guidebook.htm One of the hilarious moments after the Dover trial was a panel discussion at which some DI person made your false "Who us? Never!" claim and the bamboozled Richard Thompson of Thomas More Legal Foundation, the school district's hapless attorneys, corrected him by referring to DeWolf's Legal Guidebook. A bit ruefully, I thought.

Mr_Christopher · 20 November 2007

Creationists say the darndest things. Let's not forget leading intelligent design creationists William Dembski and Philip E Johnson are both on record for advocating the bible code.

Dembski has an advanced math degree and he fell for the bible code, how funny is that? Johnson is an attorney trained in examining evidence and he too fell for the bible code. Talk about dumb as a fence post.

Yeah we should be teaching the controversy alright, starting with the new DI fellow who believes in BigFoot.

Too funny!

Dave Thomas · 20 November 2007

I worry that the way these standards are written will continue to encourage others to try to teach religion in our science classes.

Good point, Dorid, and certainly worth following up on the next time standards are up for review. Sad thing is, no matter what standards/etc. say, the ID creationists will insist that whatever is approved at the moment is ID/creation-friendly. On the other hand, we shouldn't make it any easier for them. Cheers, Dave

trrll · 20 November 2007

I've noticed that the ID guys, desperate for something they can point to as real scientific research, have lately been acclaiming any publication that uses the word "design" as supportive of their doctrine. Of course, biologists typically use "design" as a short way of saying "the way things are put together," with no implication of intelligence--to a biologist, there is nothing the least bit contradictory in saying that a structure has been "designed by natural selection."

Now it sounds like they are attempting to do much the same thing with words like "critical analysis." Of course, critical analysis of evidence is something that pretty much every science course endeavors to teach, so you'll find those words in a lot of teaching goals that have nothing whatsoever to do with evolution. Science courses do indeed teach critical analysis, but in a high school course that is very much at the beginning level--a high school student might reasonably carry out a critical analysis of the evidence supporting a conclusion in a single teacher, but no sane teacher would expect a high school student to carry out a "critical analysis" of the evidential basis of an entire field of study comprising hundreds of thousands of publications over more than a century.

Frank J · 20 November 2007

Here are a few more competitors that, under the ID/cdesign proponentsists’/Creationist’s proposals for “Critical Thinking”, would have legitimate claim to equal time.

— Mike Elzinga
As you know, because of the "pseudoscience code of silence" the DI is unlikely to endorse critical analysis of any of those, or of the mutually contradictory creationist positions from which they seek to "distance themselves." Especially Bigfoot, now that the DI has hired Bigfoot advocate Michael Medved.

Frank J · 20 November 2007

Let’s not forget leading intelligent design creationists William Dembski and Philip E Johnson are both on record for advocating the bible code.

— Mr_Christopher
I could be wrong, but my suspicion, given the DIs love of word games, is that they said it more as a double entendre to please their target audience, rather than a true endorsement. Given how Michael Behe said that to read the Bible as a science book was "silly," a serious belief in a Bible code would count as another radical disagreement in the big tent that is covered up for political convenience. Bob did call it the "Discoverup Institute" in the opening comment!

hoary puccoon · 20 November 2007

Mike Elzinga--

What prompted you to ignore the flat earth theory? The earth is not round! It is an oblate spheroid-- as my dictionary, explains, "flattened at the poles." That's right-- flattened!

Which, come to think of it, means the flat earth theory has more scientific evidence going for it than intelligent design has.

SunSpiker · 20 November 2007

Here is part of the DI's policy on school education:

Discovery Institute believes that a curriculum that aims to provide students with an understanding of the strengths and weaknesses of neo-Darwinian and chemical evolutionary theories (rather than teaching an alternative theory, such as intelligent design) represents a common ground approach that all reasonable citizens can agree on.

http://www.discovery.org/scripts/viewDB/index.php?command=view&id=3164&program=CSC%20-%20Science%20and%20Education%20Policy%20-%20School%20District%20Policy

What I'd really like to know is what the DI believes should be taught as the strengths of neo-Darwinian Evolutionary theory? Perhaps someone can point me to a place where they list these strengths? Or maybe there is a ID proponent out there that can answer this?

Thank you

CJO · 20 November 2007

What I’d really like to know is what the DI believes should be taught as the strengths of neo-Darwinian Evolutionary theory?

Well, they say Hitler was a big believer, so that's a plus. Also, we like that it has elements that are a smidge counterintuitive; that lets us jump on the momentary confusion introduced by our shoddy, straw-man representations of it to really poison the well good when we discuss it. We like that. What else? Oh yeah, they give some of those fossils really goofy names, so we can all have a little private chuckle when there's no real scientists around. Atheists tend to like it, that's definitely a strength: see "poisoning the well" above. Monkeys smell, and they make some people uncomfortable the way they look at you as if they were smart, so when we say "did you come from a monkey?" it really gets the congregation riled up. That's fun.

--The Discovery Institute

realpc · 20 November 2007

"ALL states should require learning about the scientific controversies relating to evolution!"

And they don't, because they teach the neo-Darwinist theory as established fact, and it is merely one hypothesis.

The controversies are NOT about whether evolution occurred, they are about HOW evolution occurred.

Bill Gascoyne · 20 November 2007

OK, Bach has gone completely incoherently full goose bozo...

Paul Burnett · 20 November 2007

Bill Gascoyne said: "OK, Bach has gone completely incoherently full goose bozo…"

Agreed - People, please don't feed the troll. Do NOT reply in any way to "Bach."

KenGee · 20 November 2007

O'Learly is big on ESP,telekinesis and psychokinetic powers just have a look at her post about her book. These ID types are nutter's. Their idea of "research" is reduced to reading a few popular books on a subject and thinking about it while waiting for the bus.

Dave Thomas · 20 November 2007

Bach's non-sequiter off-topics have been sent to the Bathroom Wall. You'll have to guess what he was saying by the responses - kinda like trying to see a galaxy via a really strong gravitational lens.

But not to worry - you didn't miss much.

Trolls, be off with ye, I say.

Dave

Mike Elzinga · 20 November 2007

As you know, because of the “pseudoscience code of silence” the DI is unlikely to endorse critical analysis of any of those, or of the mutually contradictory creationist positions from which they seek to “distance themselves.”
Oh Dear! Do you suppose we have compounded our own problem by going from ID/MissingLink/Creationism to ID/MissingLink/cdesign proponentsists/MissingLink/Creationism now with two missing links instead of one?

Henry J · 20 November 2007

Frank J posted 11/20/07 4:16 PM Mike Elzinga Wrote: Here are a few more competitors that, under the ID/cdesign proponentsists’/Creationist’s proposals for “Critical Thinking”, would have legitimate claim to equal time.

As you know, because of the “pseudoscience code of silence” the DI is unlikely to endorse critical analysis of any of those, or of the mutually contradictory creationist positions from which they seek to “distance themselves.” Especially Bigfoot, now that the DI has hired Bigfoot advocate Michael Medved. I wonder if this “pseudoscience code of silence” resembles the "cone of silence" from Get Smart? After all, these ID people do sometimes seem out of Control. Henry

Anonymous · 20 November 2007

On Page 12 of 24, the PDF document declares “Five states (Kansas, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, and Minnesota) have already adopted science standards that require learning about some of the scientific controversies relating to evolution.” But on page 13, they declare that ”Four states (Minnesota, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, and South Carolina) have science standards that require learning about some of the scientific controversies relating to evolution.” These people clearly have trouble with numbers bigger than three, as PZ pointed out last week: : four is not five.
There is no inconsistency between the two statements. The first statement lists states that "have already adopted" the requirement and the second statement lists states that "have" the requirement. Kansas does not appear in the second list because Kansas dropped the requirement. ;-)

Dale Husband · 20 November 2007

Anonymous:
On Page 12 of 24, the PDF document declares “Five states (Kansas, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, and Minnesota) have already adopted science standards that require learning about some of the scientific controversies relating to evolution.” But on page 13, they declare that ”Four states (Minnesota, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, and South Carolina) have science standards that require learning about some of the scientific controversies relating to evolution.” These people clearly have trouble with numbers bigger than three, as PZ pointed out last week: : four is not five.
There is no inconsistency between the two statements. The first statement lists states that "have already adopted" the requirement and the second statement lists states that "have" the requirement. Kansas does not appear in the second list because Kansas dropped the requirement. ;-)
Not buying that! That sounds like the same brainwashed "reasoning" fundamentalists use to deny the contradictions one can easily see in the Bible.

noncarborundum · 20 November 2007

The "Area 21" nitpicker failed to notice another error in Mike Elzinga's list, so it falls to me:
1. J. B. Rein and ESP
For "Rein" read "Rhine".

Mike Elzinga · 21 November 2007

For “Rein” read “Rhine”.

Caught me again. I guess I'm not very good at science. :-)

Mike Elzinga · 21 November 2007

I think I caught another one. I believe that it is a shrine at Lourdes, not water.

I know you have to go there to be healed, which means that proximity is involved somehow. Then the question becomes, how close do you have to be? How does the healing depend on distance? One over r squared?

I don't know of any experiments that have placed people with the same illness at varying distances from the shrine and measured the amount of healing that took place. It appears as though it could be done though. Which makes it somewhat more testable than ID.

Nigel D · 21 November 2007

Well, I know many of you hate to see some of us respond to the trolls, but I think realpc's comment really does need to be shredded for the nonsense it is.

. . . they teach the neo-Darwinist theory as established fact, and it is merely one hypothesis.

— realpc
No, realpc, not "merely". It is the only hypothesis that has withstood 148 years of rigorous testing against reality. All other evolutionary hypotheses, including all forms of special creation as well as ideas such as Lamarckian evolution, have failed. They fail when compared to reality. Thus, MET (modern evolutionary theory, not "neo-Darwinist theory", BTW, which is an anachronism) is as close to established fact as anything in science ever gets. Therefore, at the high-school level, evolution (both the actual fact that biological entities have changed over time and the theory based on common descent and natural selection) should be taught as fact, in the same way that Newtonian mechanics is taught as fact, and in the same way that atomic theory is taught as fact.

The controversies are NOT about whether evolution occurred, they are about HOW evolution occurred.

Except that you will find that many of the DI fellows and supporters do in fact deny that evolution occurred, except in terms of minor variations "within kinds". How evolution occurred is not a scientific controversy. All of the science indicates that MET is the best description of reality that we have. In other words, realpc, you are lying again. You have had these errors pointed out to you in the past. You have refused to address the genuine, substantive criticisms of your position, yet you persist in spouting the same drivel time after time, despite knowing it to be wrong.

Frank J · 21 November 2007

Oh Dear! Do you suppose we have compounded our own problem by going from ID/MissingLink/Creationism to ID/MissingLink/cdesign proponentsists/MissingLink/Creationism now with two missing links instead of one?

— Mike Elzinga
Not at all. The "gene" for "don't ask, don't tell" was clearly present in late "creationism" ancestors (e.g. the first "Pandas" deafts). The "gene" itself evolved, as early versions, even after full evolution to ID, worked rather crudely, letting slip some internal disagreements, such as whether the history life is a "tree" (Behe) or "lawn" (Pandas, Nelson). Unless another significant "mutation" comes along, the period beginning with Dembski's admission that ID can "accommodate all the results of Darwinism," (2001) will be looked back on as a long one of "stasis."

Henry J · 21 November 2007

Except that you will find that many of the DI fellows and supporters do in fact deny that evolution occurred, except in terms of minor variations “within kinds”.

The irony there (one of them, anyway), is that at any given point in time, the evolution that is occurring then is "within kinds". It's only over long time frames (i.e., many generations) that two (or more?) subsets of a clade (taxonomic group) might evolve in different directions - but each of those subgroups is still evolving "within kind" for itself. Henry Btw, "clade" isn't in the spell checker. And neither is "btw".

Nigel D · 21 November 2007

Henry - of course, that makes sense. Several commenters have in the past pointed out the ludicrousness of the concept of a barrier to speciation, as well as the difficulty in defining a species in the first place (never mind the far vaguer term "kind").

Mike Elzinga · 21 November 2007

Unless another significant “mutation” comes along, the period beginning with Dembski’s admission that ID can “accommodate all the results of Darwinism,” (2001) will be looked back on as a long one of “stasis.”
The way Dembski's results are going, we may end up with the "Many Worlds Interpretation of Intelligent Design". ;-)

Nigel D · 22 November 2007

Mike, that sounds suspiciously like multiple-designer ID (MDID). If you think about it, it makes far more sense than ID that assumes a single designer. Why are there so many similarities in nature? The designers copy each other. Why so many subtle differences? The designers do not copy perfectly. Why the duck-billed platypus? Design-by-committee. And so on.

Curiously, none of the major ID proponents has ever made any reference to the possibility of MDID, despite the fact that the ability to "detect design" without making any inferences about a designer must logically accept the possibility of multiple designers.

It's almost as if they already had a specific, individual designer in mind...

Frank J · 22 November 2007

Nigel,

Actually they are 2 different "theories." I searched for the link to Richard B. Hoppe's "Multiple Designers Theory" (Panda's Thumb, Sept. 2004) but I got a "syntax error" and could only see the comments that followed.

Anyone know how to retrieve the article? Is this a PT glitch that needs to be fixed?

Dave Thomas · 22 November 2007

Frank, I too have syntax errors upon trying to load
Introduction to Multiple Designers Theory
(Richard B. Hoppe, September 23, 2004).

I suspect it's something to do with the migration to Movable Type 4.0; what once was valid syntax is no longer.

Damn evolving platforms!

I am informing the Crew; perhaps RBH can track down the erroneous coding segment.

Thanks for the tip! - Dave

Mike Elzinga · 22 November 2007

Mike, that sounds suspiciously like multiple-designer ID (MDID).
Yeah. And that should make the ID/Creationists have second thoughts about forcing their views into a biology class using "ctitical thinking" or "teach the controversy" language. Considering all the other "controversies" and pseudo-sciences that could be used as examples for teaching critical thinking, the ID/Creationists need to justify why their ideas are superior and should take precidence over all those other examples. And they will need to do this while avoiding sectarian language.

trrll · 22 November 2007

Mike, that sounds suspiciously like multiple-designer ID (MDID). If you think about it, it makes far more sense than ID that assumes a single designer. Why are there so many similarities in nature? The designers copy each other. Why so many subtle differences? The designers do not copy perfectly. Why the duck-billed platypus? Design-by-committee. And so on.
Yes, if they were serious about "detecting design," they would certainly be pursuing the question of what we can tell about the designer(s) methodology. Assuming design, we can infer a number of things: 1) Either the designer is very forgetful, or there is a team of designers who don't communicate or keep good records, because there are numerous apparent examples of "reinventing the wheel," often in an inferior way, the panda's thumb being of course the classic example. 2) The designer(s) must be lazy, or perhaps subject to budgetary or time limitations, because rather than custom designing an organism from scratch, he/they tend wherever possible to resolve design problems by jerry-rigging old designs. Considering that the suboptimal design of living things is regarded as some of the strongest evidence for evolution, one would expect ID to have strong research programs in "Not-so-intelligent Designer Theory" and "Committee Design Theory." Yet oddly, they seem to have little interests in exploring these particular variations on ID theory. Behe, at least, seems to be acknowledging that "Intelligent Design" may sometimes be poor design. The fact that a guy who believes in common descent, believes that many features of living things arose by natural selection, and questions the perfection of biological design remains the darling of the ID movement demonstrates just how desperate they are to have somebody they can point to as a real scientist.

Henry J · 22 November 2007

he/they tend wherever possible to resolve design problems by jerry-rigging old designs.

Not to mention generally putting the new version within geographical reach of the source material. Henry

Dave Thomas · 22 November 2007

Allrighty then! Looks like
Introduction to Multiple Designers Theory (Richard B. Hoppe, September 23, 2004)
has been repaired, and is ready for action.

Cheers, Dave

hoary puccoon · 23 November 2007

As long as we're on the topic of why aren't IDers trying to learn about the designer, I want to say their equating what IDers do with what archaeologists do drives me crazy. It's true archaeologists can't always figure out what an object was designed for, and sometimes not if it's natural or manmade. But they always try to.

In Southwest France, there's a cave, Pech Merle, with a beautiful, paleolithic mural of horses, carbon-dated to around 24,700 years bp. It's painted on a natural rock wall with an irregular edge that somewhat resembles a horse's head. One of the horses in the mural is drawn so its head fits into the rock "head"-- a visually satisfying juxtaposition. It isn't immediately apparent whether the rock "head"-- which is maybe one meter (metre? yard?) square-- is natural, or was carved deliberately to enhance to the mural.

And here's the thing-- archaeologists have spent many more hours trying to discover whether that one square yard of rock is natural or designed than the entire Intelligent Design movement has spent trying to understand the Designer who is supposed to be the central point of their entire theory.

And they want that "theory" taught to school kids as established science? How could a teacher even present it? "Well, some other people have a different theory than evolution. But they can't tell us what it's about. They don't know, and they don't want to find out. But they want you not to accept evolution, because there's this other theory. Only what it's about is a secret." Uh huh. THAT should go over well.

Nigel D · 23 November 2007

Allrighty then! Looks like Introduction to Multiple Designers Theory (Richard B. Hoppe, September 23, 2004) has been repaired, and is ready for action.

— Dave Thomas
Thanks, Dave. Must remember to bookmark it.

“Well, some other people have a different theory than evolution. But they can’t tell us what it’s about. They don’t know, and they don’t want to find out. But they want you not to accept evolution, because there’s this other theory. Only what it’s about is a secret.”

— Hoary puccoon
Hey, that's the clearest formulation of ID I've ever seen.

Science Avenger · 23 November 2007

It seems that MDID should be kept loaded, and ready, along with other questions, any time an IDer starts the "we don't inquire into the nature of the designer" knee-deep dance of dooky:

There could be multiple designers? (the Hindus will love this one)

The designer(s) could be malevolent?

The designers could have been mortal?

The designers themselves could have evolved (hat tip Bertrand Russel)

The designer(s) could have been themselves designed by some other designer(s)?

Or we could get even nastier, follow the lead of when-did-you-stop-beating-your-wife and ask them something like:

"How do you think class time under what you propose should be proportioned between the scenario that space aliens designed humans vs the alternative theory that Santa did so?"

Just think of the back and forth that might elicit. Santa can't be the designer because he isn't proved to exist? Reeeeeeeallly?