Teach the controversy? Or when ID expells... A case of missing links

Posted 1 February 2008 by

In a recent posting on Uncommon Descent, ID proponents showed their disappointment with Discovery Institute's Senior Fellow Simmons performance in his much touted debate (click to download MP3 file) with PZ Myers. Soon thereafter, the link was deleted, showing how Intelligent Design is not truly interested in teaching the controversies, when said controversies make ID look foolish. Luckily the comments were saved by antievolution.org Some of the comments:

I’m with you bFast, I was disappointed by Dr. Simmons’ arguments and performance and think PZ easily won the debate.

BTW, I’ve not listened to the debate yet…probably will. But, after reading this thread, it appears that I can look forward to becoming phyically ill afterward.

“PZ mentions specific “intermediate” whale fossils, SIM is unaware of the names of the 5 to 10 transitionals that is claimed — shame! Frustrating ”

Some relevant threads That's some memory hole at Pharyngula Was that fun or what Pharyngula Standard Crationist tactics Pharyngula PZ Myers vs. Geoffrey Simmons (Discovery Institute) Tiny Frog

130 Comments

Mr_Christopher · 1 February 2008

My favorite PZ quote:
"Your ignorance is not evidence"

Mr_Christopher · 1 February 2008

What does your brain look like on ID? You simply have to click to the AtBC link and read all the UD cultist comments that were deleted, but here are some of the howlers(in order):
He’s forcefully answering PZM as I type about transitional fossils. PZM just accused Simmons of making stuff up. PZ caught Dr. Simmons over the pakicetus and ambuloucetus (spelling?) fossils. Made him look a little underinformed (especially for someone who wrote a book on missing links.) PZM missed Simmons point - he didn’t have the names handy, but mentioned a recent article in Scientific American which he claimed buttressed his point, the specific names notwithstanding I heard Dr. Simmons’ response; the point is how he made Dr. Simmons look…Dr. Simmons is asking him for reading recommendations and PZ is coming off as more knowledgable in the areas they’re discussing… PZ - challenges that ID has no positive case. PZ blows away SIM on whale fossils. PZ mentions specific “intermediate” whale fossils, SIM is unaware of the names of the 5 to 10 transitionals that is claimed — shame! Frustrating as this is SIM’s area of publication, and SIM brought it up. PZ - “What is difference btw human and chimp brain”, Only difference is in volume, in magnitude. SIM - Produced no serious response to PZ on this. Ooooh. This guy is a medic! He throws in some snip about 180 degrees different between chimps and man. If I had to use this debate to judge the validity of NeoDarwinism, I would be a Darwinist. Simmons is a terrible dissappointment. I shall pass on his books, though they haven’t been on my short list. I’m with you bFast, I was disappointed by Dr. Simmons’ arguments and performance and think PZ easily won the debate. Oh well, hopefully they’ll choose someone else for the anti-Darwin side next time…(Sorry Dr. Simmons!) Good point. If Simmons is going to use whale transitions in anti-darwinian talking points, due diligence requires he be able to express why PZM’s cited examples are insufficient to counter his claim. He seemed to generally hint at lack of blow holes, but wasn’t very forceful. I’m with you bFast, I was disappointed by Dr. Simmons’ arguments and performance and think PZ easily won the debate. The ID movement is wasting its time and resources, in my opinion. This ID vs. evolution fight will never be won with either debates, arguments, brochures, web sites or what have you. The opposition has a propaganda machine that is impervious to this strategy. If public debates and discussions are the best that we can do, I’m afraid we have lost the war before it has even started Education and arguments are nice but they will only be effective after we’re on top, not before. Sorry to sound so negative but that’s the way I see it at the moment. I understood PZ to say that the details evolution of the brain were well known. (Does anyone know of any brain fossils?) “PZ easily won the debate.” Thankfully “winning” a debate does not the truth make. The flat-earthers of old no doubt often “won” debates against the less informed and less debate-able round-earthers. “You must assume Darwinism is true in order to call anything a transitional!” No wonder anti-evolutionists say there are no transitional forms. Myers is lying, of course. He can get away with lying in a public debate because he comes off as being knowledgeable. Like I said previously, we are not going to win this war with honest arguments. If arguments could do it, it would have done it already. The enemy is fighting a political war, not a scientific one. They will lie as often as they have to. They are well equipped for it. Myers is a skilled and consummate liar, in my opinion. the Discovery Institute should put out a transcript of the debate with notes rebutting the lies of the atheist PZ Meyers. In my opinion we should just close our eyes and pretend that this debate never happened. I’m an optimist.

deejay · 1 February 2008

Simmons offered the usual creationist boilerplate, but he made the fatal error of not relying on the strategic buck-passing you see from other IDC advocates. Creationists like talking about all the new scientific evidence that disproves evolution, and how everyone but those close minded Darwinists accepts this new evidence. At the same time, creationists like talking about how any evidence that disputes Darwinism is ruthlessly suppressed before it sees the light of day. Either statement is ridiculous; paired together they’re risible, but creationists seem to have no trouble saying both. I think it’s easier to find a credulous audience if you can talk vaguely about how all this new evidence gathering is done by other people, and all this evidence suppression is done to other people. You can then let your audience fill in the details with visions of industrious ID labs and evil Darwinists trying to shut them down. But if you’re going to write a book about the fossil record and appear on a radio show to discuss it, you have to at least sound like you know what you’re talking about when discussing cetacean lineage. Simmons screwed up everything he talked about, but he screwed up his own putative area of expertise badly enough for some of his own side to recognize it.

deejay · 1 February 2008

Oh, and WAD-
Thanks for another trip down memory hole lane. It's been a lot of fun.

William Wallace · 1 February 2008

I do have to say "good on you" to PZ Myers for being willing to debate, and taking your claim that the debate topic was changed in the last 90 minutes in good faith, for continuing on with the debate.

Chayanov · 1 February 2008

Proof that the average nitwit at UD can in fact spot how incompetent the DI actually is. That doesn't bode well for Disco's future of continuing to fleece the flock.

Mr_Christopher · 1 February 2008

I'm waiting to see how the discovery institute spins this utter IDC failure. Casey "don't show my face" Luskin will be burning the midnight oil tonight.

Torbjörn Larsson, OM · 1 February 2008

... ironic how the only missing links are those on uncommon descent
Right,
... we should just close our eyes and pretend that this debate never happened
Poof!

William Wallace · 1 February 2008

I just finished listening to the debate, and there is absolutely no question that PZ Myers won the debate. Some of the comments ("infantile" and "ignorant") were not necessary and out of place, but PZ still clearly won the debate.

Thanks for participating PZ. It is too bad that the debate occurred on the Jeff and Lee program.

Now, if we could get PZ Myers to debate Ann Coulter at St. Cloud State University, it would be much more interesting. In the case of Coulter, she will stoop to using terms like "infantile", "ignorant", and worse--so PZ would feel more at home.

But PZ would be intellectually outgunned by Coulter, in the world of politics and forensics.

Since Coulter approaches the creation-evolution controversy from a right-wing socio-political perspective, maybe PZ and other Pandasthumb's evolutionists could bring Al Frankin up to speed on the evolutionist side of the of socio-political aspects of the evolution disputes, and we could have Frankin v. Coulter, with Gary Eichten or Ira Flatow as debate moderator.

Al Frankin might get a book out of it (akin to Coulters' Godless: The Church of Liberalism.

Ronald Numbers or Edward Larson could also act as more neutral debate moderators, depending on their speaking abilities.

I am sure the Stewart Hall (Ritsche) Auditorium would sell out, but the ticket prices might have to be reduced if Simmons is in the debate.

David Stanton · 1 February 2008

"Myers is lying, of course. He can get away with lying in a public debate because he comes off as being knowledgeable."

Perfect creationist logic. They claim that PZ is lying, but they don't say about what. They don't present any evidence or any refutation, they just make an unsubstantiated claim and pretend that that makes it true. What a bunch of wingnuts.

News flash, making a statement you disagree with is not lying. Making a claim you don't want to believe is not lying. Now making claims about fossils that you know nothing about, now that is lying.

Mr_Christopher · 1 February 2008

Some of the comments (“infantile” and “ignorant”) were not necessary and out of place
On the contrary, and especially in view of the subject matter, when a licensed doctor, one who writes pseudoscience books on the subject of "Darwinism" demonstrates his profound ignorance on the subject of evolution during a debate on the subject the other side has every right to point out their ignorance. Simmons is clearly an ignorant man when it comes to evolution, transitional species, etc. I am ignorant on the subject of physics (did I even spell it correctly?). If I wrote pseudoscience books on physics and claimed modern physics was an atheist scam and engaged in a debate with a physics professor I'd in essence be begging for my ignorance to be pointed out to me by the expert in the field. Simmons wore a "kick me" sign on his back when he showed up to the "debate", PZ simply accomodated his request.

wright · 1 February 2008

I rarely visit Uncommon Descent, so the comments by their regulars on this thread were very interesting to me. Are they usually that honest about their side getting openly whupped? Or was that comparatively rare behavior?

Albatrossity · 1 February 2008

wright: I rarely visit Uncommon Descent, so the comments by their regulars on this thread were very interesting to me. Are they usually that honest about their side getting openly whupped? Or was that comparatively rare behavior?
It's not only rare, it seems to be extinct...

Mr_Christopher · 1 February 2008

Are they usually that honest about their side getting openly whupped? Or was that comparatively rare behavior?
I often read the comments at UD and it's a textbook case of the cult of conformity. Any voice of reason or objectivity will always meet the same fate at UD. They are banned and their comments deleted. Just asking the "wrong" questions will get you banned. I've seen very dedicated IDists get banned from UD for not adopting the correct ID positions. What made the PZ/Simmons thread unique was virtually all the IDiots realized how ignorant Simmons was. THAT is highly unusual there. The UD true believers hardly ever admit anything is wrong in the ID world, so this was not common. Dissent at UD is usually in very small numbers and again, they get banned and deleted swiftly. reminds you of the Ministry Of Truth sort of thing... AtBC keep an ongoing thread/record of deleted comments and banned UD users.

Chayanov · 1 February 2008

I agree with Mr_Christopher. PZ was facing an opponent who was being touted as some sort of "expert", whose arguments displayed a level of unpreparedness and incompetence not usually seen placed on public display. It was quite clear to PZ that Simmons was not only lying but thoroughly ignorant of his topic, and merely pointed it out to him. Keep in mind that Simmons was allowed to change the debate topic on short notice, and they were on a Christian talk radio program that clearly favored Simmons (if you dispute that, you would need to listen to the hosts' reactions to the two call-in questions afterward). Simmons' continued attempts to discredit Darwin's character was infantile (the only canard he didn't use was Darwin as a puppy-beater) and his understanding of what a scientific theory was, the evidence of whale evolution, and the evolution of the brain were all quite ignorant. Indeed, to not call Simmons ignorant would be a disservice, since to do otherwise would be to accept Simmons as an expert on "Darwinism" and the fossil record.

JohnW · 1 February 2008

William Wallace : ...Now, if we could get PZ Myers to debate Ann Coulter at St. Cloud State University, it would be much more interesting. In the case of Coulter, she will stoop to using terms like "infantile", "ignorant", and worse--so PZ would feel more at home. But PZ would be intellectually outgunned by Coulter, in the world of politics and forensics.
*rubs eyes* *shakes head slowly* Bloody hell, it really does say that. "PZ would be intellectually outgunned by Coulter." I think there are two possible explanations: either there's some other Ann Coulter, or "unicellular pond life" is spelled "PZ" where William comes from. Anyway, what's the point in discussing ID creationism with Ann Coulter? Her writings on the subject are just a regurgitation of what she was told by Dr Dr Dembski. Give us the engineer, not the greasy rag.

wright · 1 February 2008

Thanks for the clarifications, Mr_Christopher and Chanyanov. I suspected that was atypical behavior for pro-ID / Creationist posters in any forum, as the ones who regularly troll on the Thumb are so different.

What was really amazing to me (which, I know, shows how little experience I've had with this kind of mindset) is how compartmentalized the UD posters' thinking was. They critiqued Simmons for his lack of preparedness and ignorance of the subject matter and acknowledged that PZ came out ahead... But they still couldn't or wouldn't reexamine their positions in light of that.

I have my blind spots and cherished preconceptions too. But I've also managed to gain the insight and courage to change some of those over the years. It's difficult to understand the willful ignorance required for people to hold such contrary notions of science in general and evolution in particular.

Siamang · 1 February 2008

Wow, if that guy's a SENIOR FELLOW at the Discovery Institute, I'd hate to hear what their other guys sound like.

I mean SERIOUSLY. This guy's a complete moron, in fact he sounded drunk. This is someone whose expertise lets him rise to the level of Senior Fellow in the premiere Intelligent Design promotion agency on the planet?!?!?!

How can ANYONE... ANYONE listen to that and not realize... holy shit, Intelligent Design is a movement made up of drunktards? (Drunktard: people who've willfully shut off so much of their brain that they might as well be drunk.)

And PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can we have MORE MORE MORE debates? I know ERV called out Behe... I say we hound these guys. No more with this "science isn't done in debate"... let's just trash these drunkards. Rip the guts out of the DI and make even their cronys realize it's a laughingstock.

He was either drunk or a drunktard. I'm not sure it matters which.

Gerry L · 1 February 2008

I love the UD comments about how "winning" a debate doesn't mean anything. Then why are they so obsessive about setting up debates with "darwinists"? And then hooting and hollering when their bussed-in audiences crown them the winners.

Cheryl Shepherd-Adams · 1 February 2008

It's funny/sad how UD disappeared that thread.

Contrast that action with how science operates . . . actively trying to find flaws in the others' research, replicating the work to see if the results are consistent, having folks knowledgeable in that field evaluate the findings, and publishing the results for everyone else to take their turn picking apart.

But it's the IDists who are crying "censorship! We've been Expelled!"

"What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say."

Stanton · 1 February 2008

The commenters on the disappeared thread are like a bunch of rednecked hicks wondering why their truck won't start after having pounded the engine repeatedly with a sledgehammer, and that the guy who suggested that they call someone to tow the truck to a repair shop is lying dead in a ditch, having been shot for suggesting that.

JOHN WRIGHT · 1 February 2008

The IDists hoot and holler because they think they have won even if they lost the fight and war. Come on if you say evolution is not a science then there is something wrong with you. As far as proving evolution to be fact science has already prov en it to be a fact and the supporters of ID, and ID really stands for idiotic design, have lost the war and are way too stupid to get it.

Flint · 1 February 2008

I love the UD comments about how “winning” a debate doesn’t mean anything.

Depends who wins, of course. Debates are wonderful when they're rigged so you can't lose. They're only meaningless if you didn't rig it well enough.

But it’s the IDists who are crying “censorship! We’ve been Expelled!”

Well, you gotta pick your principles. When you have the upper hand, being right is what matters, and you're always right. When you don't, then "fairness" and "equal time for both sides" is the right sales pitch. Similarly, when creationists are bombarded with science, then "there's plenty of ID science out there, and a growing number of scientists reject evolution." When the challenge is to NAME those scientists or SHOW that science, then the right sales pitch is to claim that "Darwinists suppress anything that doesn't conform to their religion." And when they control the forum, they are diligent and prompt about "disappearing" anything uncongenial to their doctrines. When they do not, they are equally diligent about spamming and breaking forum rules until they can force the moderators to ban them - and THEN claim Darwinists "expel" disagreement! As far as I can tell, all of these things are what Jesus would do.

Stanton · 1 February 2008

Flint: As far as I can tell, all of these things are what Jesus would do.
You forgot to mention inviting the money-changers into the Temple.

Mercurious · 1 February 2008

JohnW:
William Wallace : ...Now, if we could get PZ Myers to debate Ann Coulter at St. Cloud State University, it would be much more interesting. In the case of Coulter, she will stoop to using terms like "infantile", "ignorant", and worse--so PZ would feel more at home. But PZ would be intellectually outgunned by Coulter, in the world of politics and forensics.
*rubs eyes* *shakes head slowly* Bloody hell, it really does say that. "PZ would be intellectually outgunned by Coulter." I think there are two possible explanations: either there's some other Ann Coulter, or "unicellular pond life" is spelled "PZ" where William comes from. Anyway, what's the point in discussing ID creationism with Ann Coulter? Her writings on the subject are just a regurgitation of what she was told by Dr Dr Dembski. Give us the engineer, not the greasy rag.
Actually I think the best person to debate Ann Coulter isn't PZ. PZ is a science guru. Ann hasn't the faintest idea what science actually is. I'd recommend Hitchens vs Coulter. Now that would be a classic. Hitchens strong points aren't science. Does he know the science behind it, yes but not the nitty gritty details like PZ does. But Ann wouldn't go after the specifics of evolution. Ann is more a whole "God is real type". Thats Hitchkens specialty and takes great delight at eviscerating debaters on that subject.

Bobby · 1 February 2008

Myers is lying, of course. He can get away with lying in a public debate because he comes off as being knowledgeable.
And since he was lying, it will be easy for the DI to produce a rigorous rebuttal.
Like I said previously, we are not going to win this war with honest arguments.
That one speaks more truth than he intended.
In my opinion we should just close our eyes and pretend that this debate never happened.
Shouldn't take much effort; they're already pretending the past 200 years of science never happened.

steve s · 1 February 2008

Siamang: Wow, if that guy's a SENIOR FELLOW at the Discovery Institute, I'd hate to hear what their other guys sound like. I mean SERIOUSLY. This guy's a complete moron, in fact he sounded drunk. This is someone whose expertise lets him rise to the level of Senior Fellow in the premiere Intelligent Design promotion agency on the planet?!?!?!
Yeah, I'm sure it was a real struggle, rising to Senior Fellow with the DI. Reminds me of the joke about what's wrong with the opposing college: drive past it too slow with the windows rolled down, and they'll throw a degree in your car. Imagine the humiliation of Paul Nelson, who actually was demoted from Senior Follow to Fellow, (IIRC), for the crime of spending years never actually doing the several things he said he was going to do.

minimalist · 1 February 2008

William Wallace: Since Coulter approaches the creation-evolution controversy from a right-wing socio-political perspective,
Translated: "Since ID clearly loses as science, let's just exclusively focus on making shrieky Darwin/Hitler comparisons ad nauseam. Since our 'experts' are a bunch of ignorant clowns, let's just go all the way and let our public face be an increasingly irrelevant, laughably stupid Fox News harpy." What depresses me about the hard-core wingnut right in this country isn't so much that they think George W. Bush is Jesus' little brother and the Greatest Preznit Ever; it's that they look up to Ann Friggin' Coulter as some sort of intellectual titan. It's be funny if it wasn't exactly what's driving this country into the ground. Idiocracy, here we come.

minimalist · 1 February 2008

steve s: Imagine the humiliation of Paul Nelson, who actually was demoted from Senior Follow to Fellow, (IIRC), for the crime of spending years never actually doing the several things he said he was going to do.
Wait, if that were true, wouldn't they all eventually be demoted?

Eric Finn · 2 February 2008

I have followed, somewhat loosely, the discussion here on PT on the evolutionary theory in biology, and arguments against that theory. I have had the feeling that people on both sides are simply over-reacting.
Also, I have thought that what happened in Dover was an isolated incident that was blown out of proportions in media.

I gladly admit that I am ignorant in many issues. When I first visited the deserts in the western parts of the U.S., I thought, “this looks exactly like the landscapes in those western movies I have seen”. Without realizing it, I had thought that also the landscapes in the movies were part of the fiction. Embarrassingly silly piece of thinking from me.

Listening to the provided audio recording of the radio broadcast made me think, “this sounds exactly like they have claimed it to be on PT”.

I do understand someone rejecting the evolutionary theory in biology (or any scientific theory) on religious or philosophical grounds. In fact, I am somewhat interested in finding out the reasoning they apply. I have had rather little luck in this pursue of mine.

Challenging the evolutionary theory on factual grounds is another story. The claims made by Dr. Simmons appeared totally ridiculous even to a layman. I did not expect today claims about the total lack of transitional fossils and about the impossibility of whale evolution, because whales had to move their nostrils from front to top of their heads immediately as they entered water. There are plenty of semi-aquatic mammals living today, and they seem to cope with their nostrils just fine.

Maybe widespread anti-science movements in the U.S. really exist. Or, maybe PT is just a discussion board for people promoting their own ego by fighting and beating imaginary enemies.

Regards

Eric

tsig · 2 February 2008

I will make a prediction.

No one on the ID side will ever come within shouting distance of P Z after this.

Reed · 2 February 2008

Eric Finn: Also, I have thought that what happened in Dover was an isolated incident
You are mistaken. If you look the history, you will see this issue has been in the courts all over the US for decades. The whole genesis (ahem!) of ID was the fact that "Creation Science" was banned from schools in earlier cases. Plain old "Creationism" begat "Creation Science" for similar reasons. Even now, people are attempting to introduce ID creationism (and/or the utterly fabricated "controversy") into public schools in several states. Dover might have seemed blown out of proportion, but you have to understand that Dover was just the battlefield in a nation wide conflict. If the IDers had won, hundreds of schools would be teaching ID garbage today.
I gladly admit that I am ignorant in many issues. When I first visited the deserts in the western parts of the U.S., I thought, “this looks exactly like the landscapes in those western movies I have seen”. Without realizing it, I had thought that also the landscapes in the movies were part of the fiction. Embarrassingly silly piece of thinking from me.
That's a great story, and I would suggest you are making this mistake again. Don't feel too bad, it's easy to mistake creationists for parody.
Maybe widespread anti-science movements in the U.S. really exist.
They absolutely do. There may be some in the fight against them for their egos, but if rational people didn't keep fighting it year after year, many public schools would be teaching religiously inspired pseudoscience and doing their best to discredit real science and reason. Keeping reason in science class is something worth fighting for, if you ask me.

C.W · 2 February 2008

No one on the ID side will ever come within shouting distance of P Z after this.
I think they will. As soon as they've forgotten this debate, or convinced themselves that Simmons' abysmal performance was really a victory somehow.

Torbjörn Larsson, OM · 2 February 2008

the evolutionist side of the of socio-political aspects of the evolution disputes
Sigh. There isn't any "evolutionist" side of anything, whatever that is supposed to mean. ("Biologist", perhaps - at least that would make some sense in places. But not here.) In many cases there is a concern among literate or productive citizens about anti-science movements and their adverse effects on a literate or productive society. In US there may be added political concerns (which I believe the term "culture wars" refers to). I confess to be ignorant in the matter, but I would think these concerns would mainly go over the liberal vs conservative differences, and not over science as such.
Maybe widespread anti-science movements in the U.S. really exist.
I think so based on the statistics on creationism, where Turkey and US both score high, and both are centers for evangelical creationist movements. Looking at the legal/educational affairs is less telling to me, since for example Sweden also has had a case where creationists removed science and inserted religion in science class, before the authorities become aware of it. (By the educational quality system, btw. It works!) Adjusting for different population sizes this seems to imply that the local interactions from anti-science cults is roughly of the same order of magnitude everywhere. This is consistent with a large part of such movements consisting of incompetents, which could be roughly the same percentage in different populations if it isn't much influenced by the environment - as is the case, incompetence is a robust state.

Frank J · 2 February 2008

“PZ mentions specific “intermediate” whale fossils, SIM is unaware of the names of the 5 to 10 transitionals that is claimed — shame! Frustrating ”

Apologies if this was covered in the debate, or in the many comments above, but even still use the "intermediate fossils" approach. Behe tried that in the early 1990s, but by the time "Darwin's Black Box" came out in 1996 - after IIRC 3 fossil finds neatly shot down his earlier arguments - he regarded the fossil record as "irrelevant." Since then he has retreated to the cellular chemistry that is unlikely to fossilize. So why bring it up in 2008, only to embarrass oneself? I guess my question is rhetorical, since the obvious answer is that ID tries to have it both ways with everything. And if, in the process of embarrassing oneself, a few juicy sound bites impress the more clueless audience members, I guess they find it worthwhile.

Frank J · 2 February 2008

Since Coulter approaches the creation-evolution controversy from a right-wing socio-political perspective, maybe PZ and other Pandasthumb’s evolutionists could bring Al Frankin up to speed on the evolutionist side of the of socio-political aspects of the evolution disputes, and we could have Frankin v. Coulter, with Gary Eichten or Ira Flatow as debate moderator.

— William Wallace
That's just what the scammers want. Franken probably doesn't know squat about science, and Coulter admitted on talk radio of being an "idiot" about science. So the debate would degenerate into a "left-wing-atheist-"Darwinists" vs. "open-minded compassionate conservative Christian" one. And guess which side will impress moderate-to-liberal non-fundamentalist Christians with their feel-good sound bites? While it seems that PZ did a commendable job of avoiding the bait (and tangenting onto his atheism or politics), it can't hurt to get Christians like Ken Miller and conservatives like John Derbyshire to shoot down ID.

Albatrossity · 2 February 2008

Frank J: So why bring it up in 2008, only to embarrass oneself? I guess my question is rhetorical, since the obvious answer is that ID tries to have it both ways with everything. And if, in the process of embarrassing oneself, a few juicy sound bites impress the more clueless audience members, I guess they find it worthwhile.
I think that DI fellows often just forget who they are lying to; they have to be bimodal in their mendacity. When talking to the church-going crowd, they will lie about the facts of science all the time. When talking to someone who is likely to know the scientific facts, they lie about ID and what it means and how you do it right (Nixplanatory filter, CSI and all that). This guy was on a Christian radio station and probably forgot that he was in a debate, where the first mode of lying was not a good idea!

Keith Eaton · 2 February 2008

People hear what they wish to hear because they come with their own preconceptions and predilections.

What I heard was five minutes of bitching, whining, and excuse making by PZ before the first debate element was ever developed. This was a classic way of lowering expectations for the debate for his side and introducing ad hominem elements into the discussion, even blaming Simmons when in fact the host was totally responsible. Is PZ Ms. Clinton's long lost scientific brother?

PZ continued from start to finish to inject insults and arrogance into the discussion that Simmons noted and refused to enter into, it's called intellect and civility, two aspects of human character that escape most of evolutions spokespersons.

The so called whale fossils etc. are simply a joke and illustrate the impossibility of constructing such transitions because there is no soft tissue, no DNA, and thus only a smattering of extinct creatures some terrestrial, some aquatic and all living in the same ecosphere where intake of oxygen, eating, elimination,mobility,sensory perception, are quite ubiquitous and require certain elements of similarity and rather striking differences.

PZ as do all evos make a dramatic mistake that is rather striking, namely this: If I begin to understand how something works at a detailed level, I simultaneously understand how it was conceived, developed, and "perfected" to its current stage of operation and function.

Evolutionists are essentially trying to reverse engineer the genomes of organisms:

1) By looking at a sampling of printed reports taken from a document retention file over the entire life of the system and claiming they understand the unique algorithms, instruction sets, and design elements that gave rise to the report.

2) By noting that several payroll system reports that contain certain common data elements and calculated results they conclude that the systems are all related in some hierarchical and nested scheme and probably all descended from an original payroll system.

3) Now that the details of how life actually operates have emerged and those details are totally unavailable to the researchers of scattered historical documents, the requirement is to take the binary representation of the code for say the UNIX operating system (scale and complexity matter) and reverse engineer same back to the initial source code.

4) The discovery that the payroll system is running under UNIX OS is of course rather daunting because now one must discover how such came to be.

5) Worse yet the analogy requires that in reality there was no waterfall design methodology, the entire UNIX system and all applications dependent on it were mere happenstance, undesigned, unplanned, undirected, without goal or purpose as though a random code generator had simply scribed, complied, "ran" and either aborted for OS or compiler violations or looped or perhaps rarely developed a result.

6) ID can attempt a similar task with the advantage that a rational designer will leave consistent clues to their design philosophy, their thought processes, their goals, their intentions, and by various types of "revelation", provide aid to those seeking to understand and reverse engineer the miracles of creation.

Finally, while PZ claims that the ferocious internal debate over evolutionary concepts and mechanisms is transparent the fact is that any attempt to present such to the public and especially students is met with well financed vehement opposition.

Stanton · 2 February 2008

Can we please, please, please block this moron?

James · 2 February 2008

Finally, while PZ claims that the ferocious internal debate over evolutionary concepts and mechanisms is transparent the fact is that any attempt to present such to the public and especially students is met with well financed vehement opposition.
Keith, On the subject of transparency, the National Library of Medicine's index of over 17 million citations can be searched here: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?db=pubmed. Among these peer-reviewed publications, you will find no research papers presenting results in the field of creationism or intelligent design, nor will you find any that refute the theory of evolution. Such papers would be blockbusters. Thus, either 1) ID is based on religion or philosophy, not science, and thus presents no hypotheses that are subject to the scientific method or 2) there is a concerted worldwide effort on the part of researchers, journal editors, educators, and the media to keep valid ID research from being published.

Frank J · 2 February 2008

Uh, Keith,

On the other thread you keep talking about "600 million years," yet keep referencing "true origin," which is a YEC site. That, plus the fact that you keep evading the usual simple questions, tells me that you might not agree with "true origins" any more than you agree with mainstream evolution. Or with Michael Behe, to whom those questions you keep evading refer.

I know that the fans of ID are increasingly postmodern, and can't be bothered with such "minor details" as whether space-time is real or an illusion. But you are talking to us not them, so please answer the questions. If you want to impress the postmodernists, instead of PT lurkers, please take your arguments to Dembski's blog.

Mercurious · 2 February 2008

Don't you just love how the IDiots take anything that is man made, look at how complex it is and the try to shoe horn in every natural process that is even more complex and simply state "Goddidit", while trying to sound like they actually have a clue as to what they are talking about.

Keith, Keith, Keith. Please face it. You simply can't accept that the whole universe doesn't revolve around the human race. Guess what, it doesn't. It don't care about you, me or any particular piece of the the universe. It simply is. To assume for one split second that some invisible, unknowable, supremely powerful "designer", either poofed the entire universe total formed, or guided and manipulated the universe, JUST so to have the human race emerge is the absolute height of arrogance, pride and vanity. If you are so insecure about yourself, that you require that, thats your prerogative. I personally am able to look at the universe with awe and wonder and realize just how special I am, along with the human race, for the simple fact that frankly the universe doesn't care about me and wouldn't notice if the entire planet self destructed.

And if you still haven't figured it out. There is no god, no designer, nothing. We are own our own. And I feel great about it.

Paul Burnett · 2 February 2008

Keith Eaton lied: "6) ID can attempt a similar task with the advantage that a rational designer will leave consistent clues to their design philosophy, their thought processes, their goals, their intentions, and by various types of "revelation", provide aid to those seeking to understand and reverse engineer the miracles of creation."
A "rational designer" instead of an "intelligent designer" is a different claim by creationists, isn't it? Keith's "rational designer" has indeed left clues in the design of the human appendix, and the vas deferens and other tangled plumbing, and the host of back problems caused by going from horizontal to vertical. That's "rational"? The "clues" point to irrationality. Keith also mentioned "...various types of "revelation"..." Pray tell, Keith, what objective methods will reveal this "revelation" - or will it be subjective?

Cheryl Shepherd-Adams · 2 February 2008

Stanton: Can we please, please, please block this moron?
But . . . but . . . UD deleted its thread devoted to the interview, so where else can Keith go but to a site that doesn't (AFAICT) practice that same type of censorship? Keith, you never did address the thread topic . . . how that entire UD thread went down the MemoryHoleTM MemoryHoleTM: This product is meant for mis-educational purposes only. Use only as directed by UD mods. Subject to change without notice. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Sanitized for your protection. Not recommended for children under twelve years of age, adults, senior citizens, animals, insects, plants, or dead people. Do not read while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment as uncontrollable laughter/rage may cause death or serious injury. In case of eye contact, flush with water.

Richard Simons · 2 February 2008

William Wallace wrote
Now, if we could get PZ Myers to debate Ann Coulter at St. Cloud State University, it would be much more interesting.
I'm sure that the first time I came across Ann Coulter (I did not know the name at the time) was on a CBC television program, The Fifth Estate. The interviewer quietly corrected her on a few points, all the time with a half smile like an international violinist being told by his teenage niece that the person who wrote the songs for Brittney Spears is the best composer ever, while she became increasingly uncomfortable and stammered to a close. If only he could be coached on evolution (and the interviewers on that program are obviously smart cookies) the resulting debate would be well worth watching.

Stanton · 2 February 2008

Cheryl Shepherd-Adams:
Stanton: Can we please, please, please block this moron?
But . . . but . . . UD deleted its thread devoted to the interview, so where else can Keith go but to a site that doesn't (AFAICT) practice that same type of censorship?
Revoking a person's posting privileges because they have no intentions of communicating in a civilized, humane manner because they think that they make Jesus happy by behaving like a moronic psychopath is a totally different form of "censorship" than the dog and Houdini show they put on at Uncommon Descent where any and all hints of weakness of Intelligent Design "theory" is ruthlessly suppressed, even to the point of disappearing their own fans' suggestions.

Bob Maurus · 2 February 2008

My first memory of Ann of the Long Blonde Tresses was on Geraldo, during the OJ Simpson fiasco/trial. Given the consumate skill and flair with which she incessantly tossed those afore-mentioned tresses, I - perhaps uncharitably - speculated that that might have had something to do with her graduating from Law School.

Jackelope King · 2 February 2008

Hey, Keith! You ducked out of that other thread before you answered a few question. Good thing I saved them so you can answer them here for us. I'm still very eager to hear what you have to say about Behe's position on the age of the Earth and his up-front acceptance of common descent (because if you remember correctly, Behe was the guy you stepped up to defend in your first post anyway):
Nigel D: .... What, to your mind, is the scientific theory of ID? Do you agree with Behe that the evidence for common descent is overwhelming? Do you agree with Behe that the Earth is over 4 billion years old? Do you agree with Behe that much of the diversity we observe in nature is due to evolution? (He just claims that it cannot all be due to natural processes). If there is a qualitative difference [between micro- and macro- evolution], by what mechanism is microevolution prevented from becoming macroevolution in time? Place your answer in the context of the source that you quoted which describes macroevolution as “consisting of extended microevolution”?

Venus Mousetrap · 2 February 2008

Keith Eaton: People hear what they wish to hear because they come with their own preconceptions and predilections. What I heard was five minutes of bitching, whining, and excuse making by PZ before the first debate element was ever developed. This was a classic way of lowering expectations for the debate for his side and introducing ad hominem elements into the discussion, even blaming Simmons when in fact the host was totally responsible. Is PZ Ms. Clinton's long lost scientific brother? PZ continued from start to finish to inject insults and arrogance into the discussion that Simmons noted and refused to enter into, it's called intellect and civility, two aspects of human character that escape most of evolutions spokespersons.
Are you learning from Ftk?
The so called whale fossils etc. are simply a joke and illustrate the impossibility of constructing such transitions because there is no soft tissue, no DNA, and thus only a smattering of extinct creatures some terrestrial, some aquatic and all living in the same ecosphere where intake of oxygen, eating, elimination,mobility,sensory perception, are quite ubiquitous and require certain elements of similarity and rather striking differences.
You know, PZ even said it in the debate: your ignorance is not evidence. Personally I believe you're trolling, but real creationists do this too - indeed, the whole 'science' of ID is based upon 'we don't know what on Earth is going on, therefore we are correct'.
PZ as do all evos make a dramatic mistake that is rather striking, namely this: If I begin to understand how something works at a detailed level, I simultaneously understand how it was conceived, developed, and "perfected" to its current stage of operation and function.
Really? Given the source code of any program, you could reconstruct the development history?
Evolutionists are essentially trying to reverse engineer the genomes of organisms:
That would be nice, but no; if we have the organism we can take the genome directly. If we haven't, which is the case of fossils, we use a variety of independent techniques to date them, we study the anatomy if possible. It isn't possible to reverse engineer a genome from fossil bones.
1) By looking at a sampling of printed reports taken from a document retention file over the entire life of the system and claiming they understand the unique algorithms, instruction sets, and design elements that gave rise to the report. 2) By noting that several payroll system reports that contain certain common data elements and calculated results they conclude that the systems are all related in some hierarchical and nested scheme and probably all descended from an original payroll system.
You say that as if it was ridiculous. Given that we know: - animals have children - children vary - animals vary what else do you expect people to conclude when we find animals sharing DNA in exactly the manner one would expect if they had descended from each other? We didn't put that pattern there.
3) Now that the details of how life actually operates have emerged and those details are totally unavailable to the researchers of scattered historical documents, the requirement is to take the binary representation of the code for say the UNIX operating system (scale and complexity matter) and reverse engineer same back to the initial source code. 4) The discovery that the payroll system is running under UNIX OS is of course rather daunting because now one must discover how such came to be. 5) Worse yet the analogy requires that in reality there was no waterfall design methodology, the entire UNIX system and all applications dependent on it were mere happenstance, undesigned, unplanned, undirected, without goal or purpose as though a random code generator had simply scribed, complied, "ran" and either aborted for OS or compiler violations or looped or perhaps rarely developed a result.
Dear creationists, please learn evolution. Thank you.
6) ID can attempt a similar task with the advantage that a rational designer will leave consistent clues to their design philosophy, their thought processes, their goals, their intentions, and by various types of "revelation", provide aid to those seeking to understand and reverse engineer the miracles of creation.
Lovely. Let's see it. You realise that unlike you, we actually LISTEN to the other side, and therefore I can tell you that you don't even understand ID, which has always said that it cannot tell you anything about the designer. In fact, they claim ID is a method for determining design independent of its origin. In ten years, they have not produced any research showing that they can do this. Not even any worked examples. At the same time they are not doing this research, they claim they are being censored by us. They are nasty, underhanded frauds, and for that we have PLENTY of evidence, this thread not the least of it.
Finally, while PZ claims that the ferocious internal debate over evolutionary concepts and mechanisms is transparent the fact is that any attempt to present such to the public and especially students is met with well financed vehement opposition.
Creationists are attempting to deceive students into believing that the ferocious internal debate is over the VALIDITY of evolution, when it is not. This is called lying.

Keith Eaton · 2 February 2008

Stanton posts rather short blurbs.. guess he's too busy treating his genital herpes.

The results of the special counsel regarding the persecution of the editor who had the nerve to publish the S. Meyers paper in their "peer reviewed journal" is a public record. I can assure you this and a plethora of additional cases of the big science censorship and attack dog mentality will be made very clear to the American public in the coming months.

Frankie Baby it's just so much more fulfilling to destroy your fairyland theory using your own terminology and so called evidence. I keep a pretty open mind as to age arguments because no one has the absolute answer at this point...regardless of what each side argues.

The universe is a display of God's greatness and power and our only claim to significance is the stated Word that we are made in His image and given the privilege of thinking His thought after Him.

Your arrogance and hubris are clearly on display in judging the present state of creation in any authoritative way and passing judgment on God's methods, intentions, designs, trade-offs and such as though you had some special ability to make such determinations, value judgments, and some higher ground to stand on.

One measure of intelligence is whether one exhibits rational behavior, thought , action, and habit in their lives.

Of course, if you prefer unintelligent design, ignorance, stupidity, irrational behaviors (say being an alcoholic and public drunk like Hitchens and Dawkins) have at it ...God certainly has given you the free will to behave accordingly.

Jeez, I would have thought even this group would have noticed the evidence regarding the important functionality of the appendix recently published.......well I'm never surprised by this team.

Finally, I have no way of knowing anything about the thread in question, but the assign of motives by this group has the efficacy of "the 911 attack was an inside job", "Roswell was a big government cover-up and my dog was abducted last week", and "abiogenesis is not part of our theory, but we know its true and by golly someday all our evolutionary biologists working on it will prove it if we can just keep bilking the bucks from the taxpayers we despise, hate, belittle and adjure."

The evo community is a well financed, politically savvy, special interest group that bilks the American taxpayer out of several billion dollars a year in wastrel spending on origin of life studies, bone brushing extinct animals, detecting intelligent signals from outer-space, looking for the wolf that turned into a whale, the feathers on a T-rex, and other such life enhancing activities that contribute so mightily to the well being of the human race.

Of course there are many projects where scientists actually do real science with great outcomes and there we find people of all walks and belief systems.

It's so revealing to me that not one scientist of evo persuasion would consider approaching their work using the methods of evolution to accomplish a goal, no matter how they may rave about genetic algorithms, it all depended on the procedures God claimed for Himself and that He has given to us.

I think, I plan, I reason. I develop a plan, a design cognitively. I use available resources including other intelligent agents like myself to implement my ideas, etc. by imposing them on and through inanimate and sometimes living matter to effect a result. My results are then available for undetermined time periods, without my direct involvement, although I may offer additional refinements and support as necessary to sustain and expand the desired effects.

Jonas Salk will be always an agent of polio eradication every time an injection or tablet is administered to a child. His ideas and expertise continue long after His direct activities.

The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

ben · 2 February 2008

Stanton posts rather short blurbs.. guess he’s too busy treating his genital herpes
Can PT please make this jerk go away? There's clearly no intent here to contribute anything to the discussion but irrational, hateful white noise. I absolutely oppose banning anyone based on their viewpoint or the content of their arguments, but Keith clearly has no intention of communicating a viewpoint or making any coherent argument; he's just here to spew moronic bile and derail threads. No one will miss him and neither will the discussion.

Jackelope King · 2 February 2008

Hey, Keith! Did you miss the questions I posted just a little while ago? I've still got them for you, right here. I hope you answer after three days of missing them. I mean, you did promise Stacy S. back in the last thread. You weren't being dishonest, were you? I'm still very eager to hear what you have to say about Behe's position on the age of the Earth and his up-front acceptance of common descent (because if you remember correctly, Behe was the guy you stepped up to defend in your first post anyway):
Nigel D: .... What, to your mind, is the scientific theory of ID? Do you agree with Behe that the evidence for common descent is overwhelming? Do you agree with Behe that the Earth is over 4 billion years old? Do you agree with Behe that much of the diversity we observe in nature is due to evolution? (He just claims that it cannot all be due to natural processes). If there is a qualitative difference [between micro- and macro- evolution], by what mechanism is microevolution prevented from becoming macroevolution in time? Place your answer in the context of the source that you quoted which describes macroevolution as “consisting of extended microevolution”?

Mercurious · 2 February 2008

Hmm, I'm thinking of submitting that whole last post from Keith to FSTDT. Anyone want to count up the number of times he contradicts himself? I lost track at about half a dozen.

Science Avenger · 2 February 2008

What Ben said.

Paul Burnett · 2 February 2008

Keith Eaton lied: "Jeez, I would have thought even this group would have noticed the evidence regarding the important functionality of the appendix recently published..."
Of course we know about it - it's not fully accepted yet. How about the recurrent pharyngeal nerve, which in all mammals loops around the aorta in order to get from the brain to the larynx. In the giraffe, this nerve is thus ~15 feet long, whereas the larynx is ~1 foot from the brain. In your universe, is that "rational design" or an evolutionary fluke, a leftover from our distant fish ancestors?

Dave Thomas · 2 February 2008

It’s so revealing to me that not one scientist of evo persuasion would consider approaching their work using the methods of evolution to accomplish a goal, no matter how they may rave about genetic algorithms, it all depended on the procedures God claimed for Himself and that He has given to us.

Oh, Really?

Mike Elzinga · 2 February 2008

The universe is a display of God’s greatness and power and our only claim to significance is the stated Word that we are made in His image and given the privilege of thinking His thought after Him.
The idiot who wrote this is himself the clearest evidence that the statement is false. It’s like a turd that fell from a dog claiming it was made in the dog’s image instead of simply being extruded waste.

Stanton · 2 February 2008

Keith Eaton: Stanton posts rather short blurbs.. guess he's too busy treating his genital herpes.
Is this how you talk to people on the street? How does making obscene, false non sequitors square with Jesus Christ's 11th Commandment of "Love Thy Neighbor"? Is this how you talked to your deceased wife, or did you drive her to commit suicide with your obnoxious prattling? Why didn't your parents bother to ever teach you to be polite? How did you teach your own children good manners? By chaining them to their beds and beating the devil out of them with a crowbar?
I think, I plan, I reason. I develop a plan, a design cognitively. I use available resources including other intelligent agents like myself to implement my ideas, etc. by imposing them on and through inanimate and sometimes living matter to effect a result. My results are then available for undetermined time periods, without my direct involvement, although I may offer additional refinements and support as necessary to sustain and expand the desired effects.
No you don't: none of your posts suggest that you even have even an elementary school level of reading comprehension.

Stanton · 2 February 2008

The universe is a display of God’s greatness and power and our only claim to significance is the stated Word that we are made in His image and given the privilege of thinking His thought after Him.
Is this to imply that the pinnacle of God's greatness is in a psychotic widower who has been emotionally stuck in his "Terrible 2's" stage for the last 5 and a half decades?

raven · 2 February 2008

Keith being astoundingly ignorant again: It’s so revealing to me that not one scientist of evo persuasion would consider approaching their work using the methods of evolution to accomplish a goal, no matter how they may rave about genetic algorithms, it all depended on the procedures God claimed for Himself and that He has given to us.
Got that so wrong it is amusing. The green revolutions were acomplished using evolutionary principles for the most part. Artificial selection is evolution and RM + AF is just a subset of RM + NS. This gives us cheap and abundant food and allows us to feed 6.7 billion people, many of whom otherwise wouldn't even exist. I'm sure in Keith's psychosis limited world, feeding a few billion people is nowhere near as worthwhile as being an idiot on a message board. Some drugs have been developed using genetic algorithmic procedures. One such is macugen, an aptamer. This prevents macular degeneration, a major cause of blindness in old people, from progressing further. Genetic algorithms are used to produce aptamers, peptide analogs, combinatorial chemistry, and monoclonal antibodies specific for given targets. Routine in drug discovery and development. In Keith's warped world, treating the cause of blindness is unimportant compared to exhibiting his rage against reality in public. Not to mention the critical importance of evolutionary thought in treating cancer, treating infectious diseases, and watching for the next emerging disease. So Keith, the "ignorant atheists and demonically controlled intellectuals" (your exact words) stopped a new epidemic that threatened to kill tens or hundreds of millions of people, SARS. Several of those died during the effort of....SARS. What have you and your fundie death cult terrorists done. Lately I mean, assassinating MDs and threatening to kill an entire academic department has already been credited to your accounts.

Jackelope King · 2 February 2008

Is it just me, or is Keith's entire style of debate the rhetorical equivalent of running into a chess match that he's not even playing in, kicking over the board while yelling, "King me, losers!" and then declaring himself the new chess grandmaster while completely oblivious to the other people in the room just shaking their heads sadly?

raven · 2 February 2008

The universe is a display of God’s greatness and power and our only claim to significance is the stated Word that we are made in His image and given the privilege of thinking His thought after Him.
Glad you told me that my thoughts came from god. God is telling me that you are psychotic and should take your medications. In all seriousness, I'm sure this guy is psychotic, all the symptoms: delusions, cognitive deficits, and blind endogenous rage. Hard to say what he means by, "given the privilege of thinking His thought after Him." This could mean he hears voices and thinks god is talking to him. Not good. I really hope he doesn't live anywhere near me.

Althe Brit · 2 February 2008

Keith Eaton: ... other intelligent agents like myself ...
Keith - I read that and laughed so hard I pissed myself.

Neil · 2 February 2008

Hello All, first time poster but long time reader of your excellent site. I would just like to say how much a simple bank employee can learn about science from you guys.Please keep up the great work you are doing in the name of science and for the sake of my young children who I hope will be interested in science too and hopefully not have to read your items ten times before they understand.
I'm sure I will be banned for my next comment but here goes anyway. To the the likes of Keith and Larry who seem to appear here regularly disrupting excellent threads without answering any questions they are posed, if you try to bring your shite to the UK, I will fight you, I will fight you so hard that you will be begging to be allowed to crawl back into your little hole.

Mercurious · 2 February 2008

@ Neil.

Hehe Fundy bashing sometimes just feels so good don't it? It's so frustrating to try and show them how the world works time after time after time. They are so in lock step with their doctrine that you expect them to pipe up with a "Heil!" at any point. It really is to bad Australia is populated. I would so love to ship people off like this. They can have total control of their government, science and religion without infecting anyone else. We'll start off simple with just the YEC'ers. I'd say it'd take 10-15 years before they were screaming for help or it would make an Orwellian society look pleasant.

pvm · 2 February 2008

Hi Neil, I understand your level of frustration and while indeed people like Keith and Larry add little to understanding, they do expose a level of vacuity. My problem is not with their lack of scientific depth but rather how they make themselves and by extention Christianity look foolish. Keith is an excellent example of hostility, rambling and avoidance of dealing with scientific issues. As St Augustine pointed out, people will quickly recognize this foolishness and assign it, correctly or not, to his Christian faith. It is regrettable that Keith has been exposed to much scientific nonsense, all in name of Christianity, it is even more regrettable that he spouts the nonsense without appreciating, much like Simmons v PZ Myers, that science is continuously changing.
Neil: Hello All, first time poster but long time reader of your excellent site. I would just like to say how much a simple bank employee can learn about science from you guys.Please keep up the great work you are doing in the name of science and for the sake of my young children who I hope will be interested in science too and hopefully not have to read your items ten times before they understand. I'm sure I will be banned for my next comment but here goes anyway. To the the likes of Keith and Larry who seem to appear here regularly disrupting excellent threads without answering any questions they are posed, if you try to bring your shite to the UK, I will fight you, I will fight you so hard that you will be begging to be allowed to crawl back into your little hole.

David B. Benson · 2 February 2008

Shenanigans!

rog · 2 February 2008

Keith is clearly DI Senior Fellow material.

lkeithlu · 2 February 2008

rog: Keith is clearly DI Senior Fellow material.
Maybe they will take him in and give him his own blog to vomit on.

Rrr · 2 February 2008

Mercurious: @ Neil. Hehe Fundy bashing sometimes just feels so good don't it? It's so frustrating to try and show them how the world works time after time after time. They are so in lock step with their doctrine that you expect them to pipe up with a "Heil!" at any point. It really is to bad Australia is populated. I would so love to ship people off like this. They can have total control of their government, science and religion without infecting anyone else. We'll start off simple with just the YEC'ers. I'd say it'd take 10-15 years before they were screaming for help or it would make an Orwellian society look pleasant.
Hey! Here's an idea. Why not let them have the (almost) pristine continent Rockall to play with? Apparently it is not entirely uninhabited, but a few religious zealots can't really be that hard to eradicate, given the True Faith, now can they? International fury at Rockall nuclear test. Yeah! What could be a better place to await the Rapture than from those shores! RAmen.

Mercurious · 2 February 2008

LOL I like that idea, Rrr. Maybe they could pray for it to expand so they don't have to sleep in the church too.

David Stanton · 2 February 2008

Keith wrote:

"The universe is a display of God’s greatness and power and our only claim to significance is the stated Word that we are made in His image and given the privilege of thinking His thought after Him."

And there you have it folks, the true motivation behind this creobot and all of his mindless blubbering. He simply cannot conceive of any way in which his life has any value or worth unless he was specially made in the image of an all-powerful and all-knowing God. He is simply emotionally incapable of even questioning whether evolution may be real or not because the consequences would be too much for him to bear. He just can't imagine the possibility that he may not be as special or as priviledged as he wants to suppose.

Well those of us who know we evolved feel pretty special anyway. I don't know about you, but being the product of nearly four billion years of evolution makes me pretty darn significant. And if that was the way that God choose to "create us in his own image" then who are we to argue?

I know, psychoanalysis has convinced as many creobots as there are fingers on one foot. But hey, if this guy refuses to answer any of our questions or examine any facts or do any science, what else have we got left? He was amusing for a little while, but hasn't he trashed up enough threads already?

Just one more question Keith, wouldn't you be more proud to have an original thought of your own instead of just "thinking his thought after him"? Maybe not.

Mercurious · 2 February 2008

I had the feeling that my comment about a "designer" or god would draw him out. It's just like fishing for the "big one". You know if you throw out just the right bait he'll be powerless to resist it.

Bobby · 2 February 2008

Yeah, I’m sure it was a real struggle, rising to Senior Fellow with the DI. Reminds me of the joke about what’s wrong with the opposing college: drive past it too slow with the windows rolled down, and they’ll throw a degree in your car.
Maybe the DI would get more respect if they had a football team.

Stanton · 2 February 2008

Bobby:
Yeah, I’m sure it was a real struggle, rising to Senior Fellow with the DI. Reminds me of the joke about what’s wrong with the opposing college: drive past it too slow with the windows rolled down, and they’ll throw a degree in your car.
Maybe the DI would get more respect if they had a football team.
Please, even the Denver Broncos are owned by more reputable chaff than the DI.

stevaroni · 2 February 2008

How not to lie with statistics; Keith Eton and comment #141949 ; 646 words of rant containing exactly 2 actual statements of fact. One of which he got wrong...

...not one scientist of evo persuasion would consider approaching their work using (evolutionary algorithms) to accomplish a goal.

... despite the fact that a Google search readily produces 1,620,000 hits on the term in a mere .14 seconds - many of which contain solid examples of something Kieth says never happens. And one of which he got right...

One measure of intelligence is whether one exhibits rational behavior, thought , action, and habit in their lives.

Though ironically, he doesn't seem to have been able to actually apply this one.

Stanton · 2 February 2008

stevaroni: How not to lie with statistics; Keith Eton and comment #141949 ; 646 words of rant containing exactly 2 actual statements of fact. One of which he got wrong...

...not one scientist of evo persuasion would consider approaching their work using (evolutionary algorithms) to accomplish a goal.

... despite the fact that a Google search readily produces 1,620,000 hits on the term in a mere .14 seconds - many of which contain solid examples of something Kieth says never happens. And one of which he got right...

One measure of intelligence is whether one exhibits rational behavior, thought , action, and habit in their lives.

Though ironically, he doesn't seem to have been able to actually apply this one.
And yet, Keith has the gall to say that we're the ones with the cognitive dissonance problem.

Frank J · 2 February 2008

I keep a pretty open mind as to age arguments because no one has the absolute answer at this point…regardless of what each side argues.

— Keith Eaton
On that note, I think it's a safe bet that if Keith is not a troll, he's of the new age "mind so 'open' that the brains fall out" POV. Anyway, I don't know what magic Nigel has that I lack, but I thank him and everyone who keeps asking his questions. But I think by now you can stop wasting them on Keith. The lurkers get the picture, and there are a lot more YECs and OECs trying to run for cover under the big tent, and it's fun to watch them run too.

Stacy S. · 2 February 2008

Neil: Hello All, first time poster but long time reader of your excellent site. I would just like to say how much a simple bank employee can learn about science from you guys.Please keep up the great work you are doing in the name of science and for the sake of my young children who I hope will be interested in science too and hopefully not have to read your items ten times before they understand. I'm sure I will be banned for my next comment but here goes anyway. To the the likes of Keith and Larry who seem to appear here regularly disrupting excellent threads without answering any questions they are posed, if you try to bring your shite to the UK, I will fight you, I will fight you so hard that you will be begging to be allowed to crawl back into your little hole.
Hi there Neil! - ABC/Larry just showed up at http://www.flascience.org/wp/?p=417#comments yesterday. Feel free to have a go at him there! :)

cronk · 2 February 2008

Keith bleated: People hear what they wish to hear because they come with their own preconceptions and predilections.

I must have missed something. This thread discusses a missing link and comments that were removed from the UD web site. By all appearances because UD advocates were disappointed by what they themselves called a lost debate. How does Keith explain that in light of his statement regarding preconceptions? ID proponents heard the same thing we heard Keith.

Keith Eaton · 2 February 2008

What I laugh about is when a band of biblical illiterate atheists and agnostics attempt to assert what peoples faith means to them, how they relate to the Bible, what values are paramount, and the state of their existence,life , etc.

Here is a band of godless wire-heads who can count their friends on one hand, their bank account in roman numerals not including c or m, their interests outside the narrow bounds of cynicism end with an occasional crossword, and spend their entire lives kissing up and saying yes-sir to accomplished people like me.

You have no idea how utterly I hold you in derision, snicker at your little tight-butt remarks, trying so desperately to impress each other, gain someones approval, God knows it wouldn't be from the normal segment of society.

Pity is the only adequate feeling and I actually can't quite muster it up.

Oh and socks do come in colors other than white!

Bobby · 2 February 2008

On that note, I think it’s a safe bet that if Keith is not a troll, he’s of the new age “mind so ‘open’ that the brains fall out” POV.

I'll hazard a guess that he only thinks people should keep an open mind on topics where the facts contradict his beliefs.

Jackelope King · 2 February 2008

Hey, Keith! Did you miss the questions I posted just a little while ago? I've still got them for you, right here. I hope you answer after three days of missing them. I mean, you did promise Stacy S. back in the last thread. You weren't being dishonest, were you? You've now been asked these questions 17 times, and you have ignored them every time. What's wrong, Keith? Can't you answer them for us? I'm still very eager to hear what you have to say about Behe's position on the age of the Earth and his up-front acceptance of common descent (because if you remember correctly, Behe was the guy you stepped up to defend in your first post anyway):
Nigel D: .... What, to your mind, is the scientific theory of ID? Do you agree with Behe that the evidence for common descent is overwhelming? Do you agree with Behe that the Earth is over 4 billion years old? Do you agree with Behe that much of the diversity we observe in nature is due to evolution? (He just claims that it cannot all be due to natural processes). If there is a qualitative difference [between micro- and macro- evolution], by what mechanism is microevolution prevented from becoming macroevolution in time? Place your answer in the context of the source that you quoted which describes macroevolution as “consisting of extended microevolution”?
And for the record, I'm Catholic, Keith. Now how about them answers? You've had almost four days now. Are they really that tough?

cronk · 2 February 2008

desperation is a stinky cologne...

(a tip of the hat to Mr. Benson)

Stanton · 2 February 2008

Keith Eaton: You have no idea how utterly I hold you in derision, snicker at your little tight-butt remarks, trying so desperately to impress each other, gain someones approval, God knows it wouldn't be from the normal segment of society. Pity is the only adequate feeling and I actually can't quite muster it up.
So then why did Jesus sup with the prostitutes and tax-collectors and not the rabbis and nobility?

Stanton · 2 February 2008

I repeat, can we please please please ban this moron?

pvm · 2 February 2008

You have no idea how utterly I hold you in derision, snicker at your little tight-butt remarks, trying so desperately to impress each other, gain someones approval, God knows it wouldn’t be from the normal segment of society.

That's the difference between us Keith, despite our differences and despite our ignorance I actually feel sorry for you and pray for you. As a Christian I see love not derision as our most important gifts. May I suggest that you respond to some of the scientific arguments since any continued postings which lack in any redeeming quality will be moved to the bathroom wall. If you need any help, just ask but otherwise please compose yourself and learn how to participate in a manner our faith expects from us. Your infantile assertions, your name calling, your continued show of ignorance do not help furthering a Christian cause nor do they make for any real scientific arguments. So you have the following options 1. Stick to the content of the thread 2. Have your postings moved to the bathroom wall 3. Address some of the scientific questions and issues your requested to be addressed In Christ

pvm · 2 February 2008

If we were to plainly ban morons we may not have too many contributors :-) However I do intend to implement a policy which removes any non topical discussions or statements to the bathroom wall. Keith or anyone else, it does not matter. I am getting sick and tired of this infantile situation.
Stanton: I repeat, can we please please please ban this moron?

fnxtr · 3 February 2008

I just realized what was missing from the troll posts:

The constant repetition of "I love it so!"

Jackstraw · 3 February 2008

I figure it's for posts from people like Keith Eaton that my computer mouse was intelligently designed with a scroll wheel. If I need to brush up on goopy illogic, faux-pedantic gibberish, or pre-adolescent swipes (..."kick some evolander butt"...comes to mind), I can scan the latest KEaton comedy post and reload. If not, a few spins of the scroll wheel and I'm on to a post that actually makes sense or teaches me something new,

It seems to me that blogs are a version of Speakers Corner at Hyde Park--if you want to listen to (and maybe even engage) the guy with the tinfoil hat wearing Twinkie filling as sunscreen, you can stop and have a try. If not, you can just walk down a little further. It's not like a debate where there's only one microphone.

And although I don't personally know any of the posters on this site, I'm fairly confident that few or none of them fit the profile of folks who "spend their entire lives kissing up and saying yes-sir to accomplished people like me". There don't seem a lot of "yes-men" (or "yes-women") in this group.

Cedric Katesby · 3 February 2008

Jackelope King said:
Now how about them answers? You’ve had almost four days now. Are they really that tough?"

Damn straight.
The easiest thing in the world to make a ID proponent SQUIRM and WRIGGLE and generally just soil their underwear is to ask them about how ID qualifies as a scientific theory. Worked with RealPC, worked with avocationist and it's working sweetly with some mysterious person called "Admin" on a creationist site in NZ called Christiannews. Guaranteed fun for all the family.

Stuart Weinstein · 3 February 2008

"But PZ would be intellectually outgunned by Coulter, in the world of politics and forensics."

The biggest thing PZ would have to worry about in debating Coulter is being outmanned. :-)

Forget outgunned.

Stuart Weinstein · 3 February 2008

Keith Eaton busts his gut with:

"People hear what they wish to hear because they come with their own preconceptions and predilections."

And let me guess... you're above all that?

"What I heard was five minutes of bitching, whining, and excuse making by PZ before the first debate element was ever developed. This was a classic way of lowering expectations for the debate for his side and introducing ad hominem elements into the discussion, even blaming Simmons when in fact the host was totally responsible. Is PZ Ms. Clinton’s long lost scientific brother?"

??? Any specific statements stick in your craw?

"PZ continued from start to finish to inject insults and arrogance into the discussion that Simmons noted and refused to enter into, it’s called intellect and civility, two aspects of human character that escape most of evolutions spokespersons."

Simmons was arrogant and ignorant. I can understand why you'd be upset that PZ pointed out the obvious.

You are arrogant and ignorant too.

"The so called whale fossils etc. are simply a joke and illustrate the impossibility of constructing such transitions because there is no soft tissue,"

Why is soft tissue necessary? Certainly it would be a bonus if it were available, but soft tissue doesn't get preserved and rarely leaves fossils of any kind. Why you think thats funny, I have no idea.

Remarkably, forensic artists can reconstruct what a person looked like from their skeletons. I realize this is not quite the same thing, but I don't see why soft tissues are necessary. Do you suppose skeletons evolve, but not soft tissues, or vice versa? Your claim that illustrating such transitions are impossible because of lack of soft tissue is simply arbitrary. With respect to whale evolution, there are number of unmistakable features, such as the rotation of the nostrils to the top of the head. Why do you suppose soft tissues would be needed to confirm that? Do we need fossilized whale mucous membranes in order to make this deduction?

"no DNA, and thus only a smattering of extinct creatures some terrestrial, some aquatic and all living in the same ecosphere where intake of oxygen, eating, elimination,mobility,sensory perception, are quite ubiquitous and require certain elements of similarity and rather striking differences."

Funny how those similarities can be arranged in a nested hierarchy as well as sequenced in time.

"PZ as do all evos make a dramatic mistake that is rather striking, namely this: If I begin to understand how something works at a detailed level, I simultaneously understand how it was conceived, developed, and “perfected” to its current stage of operation and function."

You'll have to explain where PZ did this.

"Evolutionists are essentially trying to reverse engineer the genomes of organisms:

1) By looking at a sampling of printed reports taken from a document retention file over the entire life of the system and claiming they understand the unique algorithms, instruction sets, and design elements that gave rise to the report.

2) By noting that several payroll system reports that contain certain common data elements and calculated results they conclude that the systems are all related in some hierarchical and nested scheme and probably all descended from an original payroll system."

That assumes nested hierarchies are inevitable.

They are not.

Furthermore specific nested hierarchies can be tested. If we deduce from the fossil record, certain taxa are related through descent via modification, that can be tested by comparing the genomes of existing members of these taxa.

"3) Now that the details of how life actually operates have emerged and those details are totally unavailable to the researchers of scattered historical documents, the requirement is to take the binary representation of the code for say the UNIX operating system (scale and complexity matter) and reverse engineer same back to the initial source code."

Um no. We can use current genomes to verify propose evolutionary relationships.

"4) The discovery that the payroll system is running under UNIX OS is of course rather daunting because now one must discover how such came to be."

Simple. Its because Windoze sucks.

"5) Worse yet the analogy requires that in reality there was no waterfall design methodology, the entire UNIX system and all applications dependent on it were mere happenstance, undesigned, unplanned, undirected, without goal or purpose as though a random code generator had simply scribed, complied, “ran” and either aborted for OS or compiler violations or looped or perhaps rarely developed a result."

This is a rather clumsy attempt to bring in IC.

This brings to mind two possibilities.

1. Organisms and their environments are analogous to computer programs. (OS's are just computer programs too.)

2. Organisms and their environments are not analogous to computer programs since organisms reproduce and adapt
to changing environments and each other.

If its OK with you, I choose #2

6) ID can attempt a similar task with the advantage that a rational designer will leave consistent clues to their design philosophy, their thought processes, their goals, their intentions, and by various types of “revelation”, provide aid to those seeking to understand and reverse engineer the miracles of creation.

Finally, while PZ claims that the ferocious internal debate over evolutionary concepts and mechanisms is transparent the fact is that any attempt to present such to the public and especially students is met with well financed vehement opposition.

Cedric Katesby · 3 February 2008

Stuart Weinstein, you are a wonderful representative for ID.
Please keep posting.
:)

Oh, and by the way.......

What, to your mind, is the scientific theory of ID?

Do you agree with Behe that the evidence for common descent is overwhelming?

Do you agree with Behe that the Earth is over 4 billion years old?

Do you agree with Behe that much of the diversity we observe in nature is due to evolution? (He just claims that it cannot all be due to natural processes).

If there is a qualitative difference [between micro- and macro- evolution], by what mechanism is microevolution prevented from becoming macroevolution in time? Place your answer in the context of the source that you quoted which describes macroevolution as “consisting of extended microevolution”?

Cedric Katesby · 3 February 2008

(Oops, that's what I get for posting too fast.)

Sorry Stuart.
The above posting was, of course, meant for Keith.
Apologies.

Frank J · 3 February 2008

I’ll hazard a guess that he only thinks people should keep an open mind on topics where the facts contradict his beliefs.

— Bobby
That seems to be true of people like the AIG gang, who actually have discernable beliefs, and aren't afraid to criticize other beliefs that assert "evidence" of design and reject "Darwinism." But Keith is another "kind" of animal.

David Stanton · 3 February 2008

“no DNA, and thus only a smattering of extinct creatures some terrestrial, some aquatic and all living in the..."

Well, this is technically correct. After all, we don't have any DNA samples from the intermediate forms and we probably never will. However, we do have lots of DNA from extant Artiodactyls and Cetaceans. What that DNA tells us is that Cetaceans are descended from terrestrial Artiodactyl ancestors. Funny, that's exactly the same answer we get from the fossils.

And it's not just casein or mitochondrial or ribosomal sequences that give this answer either. There are shared retrotransposition events that definitatively show that not only are Cetaceans derived from Artiodactyls but that the hippopotamus is the closest living relative to the Cetacea. These characters give us a robust data set that is unlikely to have any problems with homoplasy and that once again gives us the exact same answer as the fossils and all of the other genes as well. For details, go to the Molecular Genetics section in the Talk Origins archive and look up the article on plagarized errors. Really, this is some of the best evidence we have for evolution.

As for Keith, I suggest that no one respond to his insults, or anything else he cares to write, untill he has responded to Nigel's questions. It would be nice if he would respond to mine as well, but you can't have everything. I'm sure that everyone looking in has realized that all he has are insults, so much more the pity.

Frank J · 3 February 2008

As for Keith, I suggest that no one respond to his insults, or anything else he cares to write, untill he has responded to Nigel’s questions.

— David Stanton
From now on my similar questions will be preceded by "Nigel wants to know..." They'll still be evaded, but at least I can finally expect some help from my side. ;-) Anyway, let's all apply David's suggestion to every anti-evolutionist who shows up here and on Talk Origins.

Some lurker · 3 February 2008

Google cache of the UD thread in case any tried to doubt the quotes from the thread.

Mike Elzinga · 3 February 2008

From now on my similar questions will be preceded by “Nigel wants to know…” They’ll still be evaded, but at least I can finally expect some help from my side. ;-) Anyway, let’s all apply David’s suggestion to every anti-evolutionist who shows up here and on Talk Origins.
I like David’s suggestion also. Didn’t we have a similar troll a few months ago who also copied stuff from AIG that he didn’t understand and then posted gobs of it here while bragging on Creationist websites how good he was at confounding the evilutionists here on PT. He spouted a lot of gibberish and pretended to be knowledgeable (presumably believing no one here would know enough to pick up on it). I remember his final sign-off wailed that he failed in trying to convert us to his religion. I think he was a recovered alcoholic of some sort. I don’t remember the thread(s). The infamous Mark Hausam often used the excuse that he couldn’t answer everyone in order to get out of answering anyone. Nevertheless he still produced a pretty good profile of his sectarian beliefs and motives. I don’t know how one would plan a coordinated effort, as David suggests, among the bunch of bright “freethinkers” here on PT, but I suppose all here are bright enough to develop a coordinated strategy on the spot. The variety of expertise can adjust to the arguments brought by the troll. In fact, if a question comes up in my area, I could just suggest that “Nigel would still like to know” the answer to that question. This may help mitigate any attention deficit disorder the troll may have (troll brain overload) in attempting to keep track of the questioners. I don’t particularly like the derailing of threads by the likes of Keith and other adolescent trolls either, but if there is something that can be illustrated by their behavior, that still might be useful for lurkers to see (and there are always new lurkers who are just finding PT). For example, with Keith, we already have observed he knows nothing of science, doesn’t appear to want to know anything, and comes with an extreme amount of bottled up rage that seems to be tied to his sectarian religion. When some of these people stick around long enough, the incessant pointed questioning of the source of their beliefs and hostility toward science (evolution in particular) eventually produces some interesting results. So we do get a partial profile of sorts (if it’s not a fake persona). Still, the topics of the threads are interesting, and I like following them even if I have nothing to contribute. By the way, The Bathroom Wall concept is brilliant. No censorship, but a clear message to stay on topic and try to make some substantial contributions. That’s good for intellectual development. What a contrast to the ID/Creationist sites. Trolls or no trolls, this is still one of the best sites on the web.

Jackelope King · 3 February 2008

David's plan isn't hard to pull off. Just copy/paste your favorite list of unanswered/unanswerable questions for creationists and save it for a later date. One of the things I've learned from the Internet is that the only sure way to drive trolls off is repetition, and the only sure way to confound irrational folks like ol' Keith is with questions which they seem unwilling (or perhaps even incapable) of answering. If you combine both, you get trolls who get bored by being unable to anger people and the irrational forced to face the shortcomings of their position.

I lurked back when the Rev. Dr. Lenny Flank was still posting, and he seemed to be a master of this strategy, keeping an impressive store of unanswered questions for creationists/IDists/Teach the Controversy-ists/Teach the Weaknesses-ists. My favorites were always the "why should your opinion of religion matter to me any more than my pizza guy's?" (Sidetrack: does anyone have any of Lenny's old question lists hanging around? I found his 30+ questions for Sal Cordova here:

http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/2006/04/wingnuts_in_ful.html#comment-95327

That, however, has thus far been all I could find.)

Perhaps now would be a good time to assemble a list of unanswered questions, including Nigel's questions, Lenny's pizza guy, perhaps in a separate post somewhere. Then it's just a matter of bookmarking, copying/pasting your favorite, and asking our friends like Keith, Sal, ABC/Larry, FL, etc. when we can expect answers.

dhogaza · 4 February 2008

I think he was a recovered alcoholic of some sort. I don’t remember the thread(s).
You're thinking of the dude who posts as bornagain77 over at UD. He's one of their leading intellectuals ... :)

Frank J · 4 February 2008

The infamous Mark Hausam often used the excuse that he couldn’t answer everyone in order to get out of answering anyone.

— Mark Hausam
And ABC (who may or may not be Larry) repeatedly evaded the question because he thought it was off-topic. Here's the deal: I don't care about anyone's "sectarian" belief. If, like a former co-worker, they say that they can't challenge the data, but nevertheless believe in their hearts that their childhood fairy tale is true, the discussion is over. OTOH if they pretend to favor another scientific "theory" based on evidence - they need to tell us something about it. So the questions, simple, to the point, and demanding no "pathetic level of detail," are always on-topic.

Frank J · 4 February 2008

Perhaps now would be a good time to assemble a list of unanswered questions...

— Jackalope King
I have a file of the ~30 people I asked questions similar to 2 of Nigel's. About 75% either didn't see the questions, deliberately ignored them, or (like ABC) are on record as refusing to answer. The rest gave a mix of YEC, OEC and "virtual evolution" answers, and some answered the wrong question (e.g. the age of the Earth vs. the age of life). In some cases it took 2-3 tries to get an answer, and in every case they added unsolicited, irrelevant statements of their personal incredulity of "Darwinism."

Frank J · 4 February 2008

D'Oh!

The quote in Comment 142,065 is from "Mike Elzinga," not "Mark Hausam."

Raging Bee · 4 February 2008

Wow, the quality of cdesign proponentsist comments here sure has gone down -- WAY down -- since the Dover smackdown. We used to get people trying really hard to advance a lot of truly science-y-sounding arguments in support of ID; now all we get is some twit complaining of "ad-hominem" attacks while alluding to "genital herpes."

What the Hell's happened here? Have all the intelligent creationists given up and/or gone elsewhere, leaving only the true know-nothings to keep up the cheering section? Or have creationists in general simply melted their brains rather than face reality?

Dan · 4 February 2008

In times past the saddest argument I had ever heard was:
Charles Darwin would be considered a racist if he lived today, therefore species don't evolve.
To point out its vacuity, I compare it to the argument:
George Washington would be considered a racist if he lived today, therefore America doesn't exist.
But now Keith Eaton has come up with an even sadder argument:
You wear white socks, therefore species don't evolve.

_Arthur · 4 February 2008

I was impressed by Dr. Simmons argument that babies star breathing within 1 minute from being born, which cannot happen by darwinist chance. What darwinist explanation is there for the mechanism by which human babies start to breathe ?

That's no monkey trick ! /Loki

David Stanton · 4 February 2008

Arthur,

And there ain't no ratio that can be produced in offspring by pure Mendelian probability either.

Seriously, there is indeed a good physiological explanation for why infants are able to breathe shorthy after birth. There is also an evolutionary explanation, it goes like this: those that didn't aren't.

Tardis · 4 February 2008

Arthur said: I was impressed by Dr. Simmons argument that babies star (sic) breathing within 1 minute from being born, which cannot happen by darwinist chance.

Dear Sir, It is very hard to decide where to start in responding to a question (statement) like this. 1). Are you suggesting that there is no biological regulatory mechanism that would induce a neonate to start breathing air on its own? Maybe there is some divine interaction here? 2). Next, are you suggesting that the mechanism in question cannot be passed on from the parent(s) of that offspring. 3). This question just needs to be asked – What in the world is “darwinist chance” and what does that have to do with the induction of breathing in a neonate?

Honestly Arthur – there are so many things wrong with your statement one doesn’t know where to start. You seem to be really impressed by someone else’s communication infidelity; and, by passing on that statement it shows not only a lack of understanding of what the Theory of Evolution is and says, but also a basic lack of Biology and Physiology. I thought this guy that impressed you was an M.D.

Arthur said: What darwinist explanation is there for the mechanism by which human babies start to breathe ?

Again, the question must be clarified – Are you asking for the evolutionary development of the portion of the brain (The Brain Stem) that controls respiration (and other autonomic functions)? Or are you asking how the Brain Stem actually controls and stimulates breathing through its carbon dioxide (in a healthy body) drive? Or, finally, how that part of the brain is stimulated as a neonate transitions from its mothers oxygen supply to air? Please clarify – and it would be helpful if you would use more concise terms and avoid words like “darwinist.” They are not helpful in clarifying your requests for information.

Arthur said: That’s no monkey trick !

Finally you conclude with this gem. Again, what are you suggesting? Are you suggesting that simian neonates don’t start breathing when they are born? What about other mammals? How about birds or reptiles? Really Arthur, what are you suggesting here – or did you think that you actually stumped someone?

Science Avenger · 4 February 2008

For those who don't care for audio, I thought so much of PZ's opening statement that I transcribed it on my blog. Time permitting I'll go through the whole debate.

_Arthur · 4 February 2008

And Dr. Simmons knows that a newborn's' heart go from 3-chambers circulation, to a full 4-chambers human heart, shortly after birth, most of the time.

Isn't that a marvel of God ?

Stanton · 4 February 2008

_Arthur: And Dr. Simmons knows that a newborn's' heart go from 3-chambers circulation, to a full 4-chambers human heart, shortly after birth, most of the time. Isn't that a marvel of God ?
Do you even realize why that happens? When inside the womb, the infant can not use its lungs to extract oxygen, and recieves its oxygen through the umbilical cord. If the infant had a complete 4 chambered heart, blood would be diverted into the pulmonary arteries and into the lungs, where they would be unable to get oxygen. Once the infant is born, amniotic fluid drains out of its lungs, which are now free to extract oxygen. Even the most shallow dilettante of pedatric medicine knows this. So, then _Arthur, please to explain how appealing to God to mask one's own ignorance, like Dr Simmons and the rest of the DI staff do, make for a better explanation?

ben · 4 February 2008

Isn’t that a marvel of God ?
If you choose to believe so. What does that belief have to do with science?

Stanton · 4 February 2008

ben:
Isn’t that a marvel of God ?
If you choose to believe so. What does that belief have to do with science?
Because he, like Dr Simmons, wants to make it a part of science without explaining why.

_Arthur · 4 February 2008

And Dr. Simmons wrote a book showing how ignorant Charlie Darwin really was; imagine, Darwin never took Biology courses, and didn't even knew what DNA was!

Nowadays, even schoolchildren know that, even in Florida !

fnxtr · 4 February 2008

Did everyone miss the /loki at the end of _Arthur's first post?

David B. Benson · 4 February 2008

fnxtr --- What does /loki signify?

Bill Gascoyne · 4 February 2008

David B. Benson: fnxtr --- What does /loki signify?

...a tongue-in-cheek parody of a viewpoint opposite your own which is responded to by persons of your own viewpoint as if the parody was a real argument. ... Named for the deceptive Norse god Loki.

— Talk Origins Jargon File

_Arthur · 4 February 2008

Drats, fnxtr, you've given the game away!

Mike Elzinga · 4 February 2008

dhogaza:
I think he was a recovered alcoholic of some sort. I don’t remember the thread(s).
You're thinking of the dude who posts as bornagain77 over at UD. He's one of their leading intellectuals ... :)
Yeah; that's the guy. Thanks. Leading intellectual; LOL.

Paul Burnett · 4 February 2008

The creationist troll most recently using the pseudonym of _Arthur asked the most howlingly ignorant question: "And Dr. Simmons knows that a newborn's' heart go from 3-chambers circulation, to a full 4-chambers human heart, shortly after birth, most of the time. Isn't that a marvel of God?
That doesn't just happen with humans - it happens with all newborn placental mammals - one more of the many proofs we're all descended from a common ancestor many millions of years ago. And as David Stanton correctly pointed out, those newborns of any species that don't immediately start breathing at birth do not pass that particular trait on to their descendants - evolution in action. "Nature red in tooth and claw...and afterbirth." It's not a "marvel of God" - just survival.

Mike Elzinga · 4 February 2008

D’Oh! The quote in Comment 142,065 is from “Mike Elzinga,” not “Mark Hausam.”
Hehe; I’m sure Mark Hausam would not like to be confused with me. I got the impression that he didn’t like me very much. His "cosmology" and "science" were quite medeival.

stevaroni · 6 February 2008

Aurthur Blathers...

I was impressed by Dr. Simmons argument that babies star breathing within 1 minute from being born ... explanation is there for the mechanism by which human babies start to breathe ?

Um, Aurthur, babies of most mammalian species start breathing well before they're born. Well, at least they try to, pumping amniotic fluid in and out of their lungs. Not that they derive any oxygen from the process, but it does build up musculature for when they finally need it. It just seems to be an autonomic function, controlled by some of the oldest areas of the brain, that develop early in fetal development. I suspect the lizards knew this little trick - breathing - a couple of hundred million years ago, but I do admit, on that point I have no actual first-hand evidence. Similarly, the cells that will one day for the heart and it's nervous system start twitching and eventually beating long before there's any need to pump blood, it's kind of an automatic system build into the structure. So long as you supply nutrients and oxygen, an early fetal mouse heart will keep beating, and keep trying to develop, even if you remove it from the fetus, which is kind of creepy. In the case of breathing, at least, it seems to be a well understood feedback system regulated by the level of carbon dioxide in the brain stem, not, as you might want it, the finger of God. The evolutionary value of these mechanisms, by the way, is sorta obvious. Natural selection strongly favors creatures whose young are reliable born with fully functioning breathing, circulatory, and digestive systems, because those that don't do something called "dying" - a technical term that means that they won't get to pass on their poorly-optimized genes to the next generation. Really, A, this logic isn't that hard. Don't breathe - die. Die - don't breed. Don't breed - some organism with better genes will. If we need the hand of the divine to work out this one, we're all in trouble as a species. By the way, what is a "monkey game"? Sounds kinda kinky.

Stanton · 6 February 2008

stevaroni: By the way, what is a "monkey game"? Sounds kinda kinky.
Apparently, _Arthur is pretending to be a creationist in order to deliberately incite attacks from other pro-evolution posters. Also, "monkey game" can mean any of several things, including checkers, chess, or Monopoly with trained baboons, or hiding marmosets beneath overturned cups in order to startle unsuspecting tea-drinking British tourists.

Frank J · 6 February 2008

If I need to brush up on goopy illogic, faux-pedantic gibberish, or pre-adolescent swipes (…”kick some evolander butt”…comes to mind), I can scan the latest KEaton comedy post and reload.

— Jackstraw
So I’m at the car show and my wife wonders what’s so funny.

William Wallace · 6 February 2008

While I believe the herpes comment went way over the line, based on the information I have, which is none, I do think Keith Eaton made several outstanding points, including:
Keith Eaton: The results of the special counsel regarding the persecution of the editor who had the nerve to publish the S. Meyers paper in their "peer reviewed journal" is a public record. I can assure you this and a plethora of additional cases of the big science censorship and attack dog mentality will be made very clear to the American public in the coming months.
For example, I suspect that much if not all of what is covered in Barbara Hagerty's Intelligent Design and Academic Freedom at NPR will be covered in the film the evos are so keen on preemptively discrediting. (I have intentionally avoided watching the trailer). Another very interesting question in this thread is:
If there is a qualitative difference [between micro- and macro- evolution], by what mechanism is microevolution prevented from becoming macroevolution in time?
If an evo is able to explain why he thinks microevolution has no bounds, I'm willing to listen.

Glen Davidson · 6 February 2008

For example, I suspect that much if not all of what is covered in Barbara Hagerty’s Intelligent Design and Academic Freedom at NPR will be covered in the film the evos are so keen on preemptively discrediting. (I have intentionally avoided watching the trailer) [emphasis added].

Great, you're not just stupid and ignorant, you're stupid and deliberately ignorant.' By the way, what makes you think that the special counsel was doing anything but pandering to pathetic morons like yourself? IOW, we actually care about evidence, and if you have some, present it. Blithering about junk in some partisan document means nothing at all in the realms of justice and science.

If an evo is able to explain why he thinks microevolution has no bounds, I’m willing to listen.

I doubt you're willing to listen, since you have to be pretty stupid to miss this in the first place: the reason to believe microevolution is (relatively) unbounded is that the same kinds of evidence which exist for microevolution (genetic and morphological changes, especially) exist for macroevolution as well. There is no break between the "two processes" (which do not appear to actually be separate, in fact). There's really something wrong with people who think that similarities of genes and morphology indicate relatedness on the microevolutionary scale, but consider the same kind of evidence on the macroevolutionary scale to indicate something quite different, this without any kind of evidence of a break between the two. Well, we'll just see if you were willing to listen. Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/3yyvfg

David Stanton · 6 February 2008

William wrote:

"If an evo is able to explain why he thinks microevolution has no bounds, I’m willing to listen."

Well, I don't know what an "evo" is, but I am an evolutionary biologist, so I guess I could give it a try.

Microevolution has no bounds, in the sense that just about any sequence can be produced eventually in small increments. There is no theoretical reason why cumulative selection cannot produce just about any result that is possible, eventually.

However, as Glen correctly points out, this does not mean that microevolution has no limits whatsoever. The changes that occur are limited by historical contingency for one thing. For example, there is evidence that the basic genetic tool kit for animal development arose early in the evolution of life and that everything since then has been just elaborations and variations on the general theme. Now, every organism that evolves must start out with these basic mechanisms in place. That definately limits the types of organisms that are likely to arise and therefore explains why certain types of organisms have not evolved.

Still, that leaves a lot of room for lots of things that can evolve. So now we have the results of over 600 million years of animal evolution that has produced everything from sponges to mammals. Most of the animals are based on a segmental body plan and all of them have the same basic complement of hox genes.

So, microevolution is indeed limited in some important ways, but it is definately not limited in the sense that it could not produce the diversity of life we see, given sufficient time.

Richard Simons · 6 February 2008

If an evo is able to explain why he thinks microevolution has no bounds, I’m willing to listen.
What's an evo? Do you mean an evolutionary biologist or someone who accepts that the theory of evolution is the only reasonable explanation for the vast diversity of life we see, or what? Next time, try to be more specific. Microevolution, in fact evolution in general, does have bounds. That's why, for example, humans are very unlikely to lose all vestige of their appendixes (smaller appendix = smaller blood vessels = more risk of infection = higher chance of death). I suspect what you really want to know is about a possible barrier between micro and macroevolution. The reason why I accept that there is no barrier between microevolution and macroevolution is because I've never seen any evidence of one and have never seen anyone propose anything that might constitute such a barrier. Have you?