AIG Merges with AIG to Form AIG

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According to recent press reports, the creationist organization Answers in Genesis will merge with the troubled insurance giant American International Group. The new corporation will be named AIG, for American Indulgences Group. AIG chairman Edward Liddy will become the chairman of AIG. AIG chairman Ken Ham will be second in command and will continue to direct the Creation Museum, which will be renamed Credit Management. CM will rate bonds that are based on credit-default swaps on a scale from AAA to aaa. AIG will also subcontract with the Vatican to market indulgences in the United States. These indulgences are expected to become AIG's major product. The Vatican, in an ecumenical gesture, agreed that it would not impose a religious test on those who purchased its indulgences. Ham argues that redirecting his organization from young-earth creationism to voodoo economics is not as much of a leap as it might appear at first glance. Like creationism, free-market economics is wholly unsupported by the evidence: boom-and-bust cycles like the present cycle, for example, followed a failed experiment in deregulation. Ham maintains, however, that faith is superior to intellect, and the economy gods must have put those booms and busts in there for a reason. Economic theory, he says, is entirely faith based anyway, and he will from now on put his faith in derivatives. Distinguished first-amendment scholar Reed Cartwright argues that the US taxpayer owns over 79 % of AIG. Because AIG is a religious organization, the merger could be construed as an establishment of religion by the government and will require a waiver from the Justice Department. Cartwright anticipates that the American Civil Liberties Union will file suit to block the merger. Liddy observes that AIG is, in fact, a nonprofit organization, and merging with AIG merely acknowledges its status as such. He will continue to receive his salary of $1 per year, but will be eligible for a retention bonus equal to whatever is required to maintain AIG's status as a nonprofit. Ham, by contrast, will accept payment in the form of options based on credit-default swaps. "You could say I am testing my faith," he says; "God is my counterparty."

106 Comments

GvlGeologist, FCD · 1 April 2009

Ha ha.

Dave Luckett · 1 April 2009

I am reminded of Dogbert exorcising the demons of economic rationalism. Perfectly reasonable, if you have the right mindset.

Stacy · 1 April 2009

You had me for a couple of seconds. Happy Monkey!!

Frank J · 1 April 2009

I think I'm partly to blame. For years I would hear of "AIG" on the news and for a split second forget that it was "the other AIG." But when the story of the bonuses broke I thought of proposing the merger as "one made in heaven." One that doesn't even require the dreaded name change that invariably displeases one of the parties. I never got around to contacting them, but apparently "someone upstairs" heard my "prayers". ;-)

the pro from dover · 1 April 2009

I thought that in order to modernize his organization to the 21st century Ken Ham was going to change the name to "Answers in Exodus."

DS · 1 April 2009

I am sure that Bernie Madoff will be CEO of this fine organization. Can a religious institution apply for a bail-out?

dmaxwell · 1 April 2009

Nice one!

fnxtr · 1 April 2009

Nice. Like the one a few years back when it was announced that Tim McGraw and Faith Hill had bought McGraw-Hill publishing.

Jeff Webber · 1 April 2009

Hmmm, don't Hamm and crowd think of the Vatican as Satan's vacation home? Or maybe its just Jack Chick (isn't he the one with the website proving the Pope is evil?)

Kobra · 1 April 2009

Haha. April Fool's Day!

Marion Delgado · 1 April 2009

So, will our OTHER set of fundies descend on this, now?

If you haven't read this book by Albert Ellis, the pioneering cognitive therapist, you should. It's an updated edition of his early critique of market fundamentalism as inventing a new religion complete with unrealistic demands, dogmatic doctrine, and attacks on rationality.

Originally Ellis was fighting a palooka - the obviously weak Objectivist brand of fetishized capitalism. The updated edition is more of a heavyweight bout.

Stanton · 1 April 2009

"In business news, 3M and Eminem have merged to form, get this, Ultradyne Systems. And speaking of news stories, here's.. another. Springfield spelling phenom has qualified for spellings answer to the Olympics, the Spellympics. In a related story, the Spellympics is being sued by the Olympics for the use of the suffix.. lympics. Ugh. This has got to be the slowest news day ever! Ah that's better. Paris is no more! The legendary city of lights has been extinguished forever as a massive..."

Stephen · 1 April 2009

Very nicely done. The fact that I immediately recognised what it was didn't diminish the pleasure of reading it at all.

John Kwok · 1 April 2009

Matt,

I heard that they will be promoting primarily Klingon Cosmology according to some contacts I have on Q'onos. I've intercepted a top secret message from Klingon Chancellor Martok to an orbiting cloaked Klingon Bird of Prey, authorizing a team of Klingon warriors to apprehend a certain William A. Dembski, who will be subjected to rendition and waterboarding. They hope to persuade him that Intelligent Design creationism is mendacious intellectual pornography.

Cheers,

John

Crazyharp81602 · 1 April 2009

To me AiG and AIG is one and the same when it comes to how they handle money. I have a blog post about this you're more than welcome to come look at.

Two AIGs: One thing in Common

Glen Davidson · 1 April 2009

At least AiG is many billions ahead of AIG in finances, and hasn't sucked similar amounts out of taxpayers.

Considering the abilities of both to spin fanciful scenarios disconnected from evidence and reality, the merger appears a blessed one.

Glen D

http://tinyurl.com/6mb592

Mark Farmer · 1 April 2009

Or to follow Behe’s terminology they are now AIG squared!

Mike Elzinga · 1 April 2009

Mark Farmer said: Or to follow Behe’s terminology they are now AIG squared!
Or, at least, AIG"Higher Power".

Seward · 1 April 2009

Like creationism, free-market economics is wholly unsupported by the evidence: boom-and-bust cycles like the present cycle, for example, followed a failed experiment in deregulation.

The free market has been vindicated by its performance since the time of at least Adam Smith actually. Allowing people to choose, government holding itself in check regarding cartelization (cartels being a favorite form of protectionism going back to the classical world*), generally diminishing protectionism, etc. are the major reason why we live in a world of plenty as compared to any other generation of human beings on the planet.

As far as deregulation is concerned, regulation (across the board) grew significantly under the Bush administration just as it has done under past administrations. This is not a defense of the Bush administration so much as a dig against the notion that the lack of regulation is at the heart of our current economic problems; if anything it was the political class' obsession with making housing our chief national industry that explains much of why we are here.

As for boom and bust cycles, it would seem to me that the efforts to control them by say monetary policy or economic regulation or fiscal policy have proven to be rather fruitless, largely because people adapt (they evolve individually and collectively) to such or because they plug into unanticipated incentives which those who run the political economy don't really anticipate. Government efforts are always running behind what is happening in the real world, in other words.

Now, no one is suggesting that free markets (be they in religion, science, speech or economics*) are perfect; but IMHO they lead to far more satisfactory outcomes over the short and long term than centralized, top-down control of such do.

*People do tend to forget that free market types are interested in more than merely economic activity; the demands for choice extend past such, and I think this is generally what bewilders and confuses those of the traditional left and right re: free market types.

fnxtr · 1 April 2009

Free market speech can hurt someone's feelings. Free market economics can hurt someone's livelihood. Do you not appreciate the difference? Or do you just not care?

Wayne F · 1 April 2009

Glen Davidson said: At least AiG is many billions ahead of AIG in finances, and hasn't sucked similar amounts out of taxpayers.
No, but think about the enormous amount of intelligence that has been sucked out of the fundamentalist followers of AiG. Gosh, their pre-AiG IQs have probably plummeted from highs in the 40s probably down into the 20s.

Seward · 1 April 2009

Marion Delgado,

If not capitalism, then what exactly? Socialism pretty clearly doesn't work. Neither do any of the other systems which do not look to the individual as the locus of analysis, rights, etc.

As for objectivism, I would recommend this: http://www.amazon.com/Objectivism-Corruption-Rationality-Critique-Epistemology/dp/0595267335

Most free market types are for the record not objectivists; they are Hayekians or Friedmanites or Schumpetarians (or, like myself, a combination of those three and others).

John Kwok · 1 April 2009

Seward -

Your latest post is an excellent analysis of free market economics (It is ironic that, as I write this, European "socialist" heads of state are condemning our president's desire for a strong government stimulus via over regulation and printing money for more than a trillion dollars worth of new spending, whose economic reprecussions will be felt by all of us for years to come.).

Some of those here at PT may forget that Darwin was influenced strongly by Adam Smith's thinking of an "invisible hand", using that as a perfect metaphor to explain the "economy of nature". Several recent books, most notably Michael Shermer's "Why Darwin Matters" and Mark Pallen's just published "Rough Guide to Evolution" have made this very point.

Regards,

John

Seward · 1 April 2009

fnxtr,

"Free market speech can hurt someone’s feelings."

A lot of people of course argue that free speech hurts more than this; and thus we see efforts to control such.

"Free market economics can hurt someone’s livelihood."

Are you talking about job guarantees? If so... People stopped being guaranteed a job when we got rid of the guild system. Fluidity in employment is fairly key to the operation of economic development and growth. Indeed, job guarantees are unsustainable largely because states or industries which engage in such cannot compete in the long run with states or industries which have fewer or lack such employment protection. You can only put a stop on social evolution for so long; and there will be a great deal of pain associated with the period where that stoppage is undone.

Seward · 1 April 2009

fnxtr,

BTW, it isn't that I don't care; I care a lot in fact.

John Kwok,

Thank you.

Frank J · 1 April 2009

Thanks, Seward and John,

I wanted to address Matt's reference to "free-market economics" but figured that others would do it better. Regardless of who is right about economics I think we can all agree that both AIGs are quite detrimental to US competitiveness.

Mike · 1 April 2009

So where's the joke? Makes as much sense as anything else in intelligent design creationism.

RBH · 1 April 2009

Glen Davidson said: At least AiG is many billions ahead of AIG in finances, and hasn't sucked similar amounts out of taxpayers. Considering the abilities of both to spin fanciful scenarios disconnected from evidence and reality, the merger appears a blessed one. Glen D http://tinyurl.com/6mb592
Ah, but AIG is a 501(c)3 and therefore does suck at least some dollars away from taxpayers.

Seward · 1 April 2009

Frank J.,

Well, even more to the point; there are numerous economists who have won Nobel prizes in their field who advocate free markets (obviously what they mean by the latter can vary at the margins, but I would guess that they would generally agree on things like robust property rights, free trade, lack of government ownership and cartelization etc.). However, I can't recall any creationists winning Nobel prizes in medicine, physics or chemistry.

KP · 1 April 2009

Stephen said: Very nicely done. The fact that I immediately recognised what it was didn't diminish the pleasure of reading it at all.
Ditto that... I only wished it had been longer! RE: Seward. An honest question. When has capitalism ever functioned and been sustainable without its socialistic safety net? All we're seeing now is the outright handover of taxpayer money (preceded by the Bush Administration's attempt to hand over to Wall St. all the Social Security funds collected from workers, remember that?). In the past, American capitalism's feeding from the taxpayer trough has only been more subtle (example: R&D in the biomedical industry subsidized by govt. money resulting in significantly reduced initial investment of capital on the part of private companies). One need not pass judgement on whether this is right or wrong -- the fact remains that the completely "free market" is a mythological creature. Kind of like a seven-headed, ten-horned dragon that you might see in the AiG (or is it AIG???) creation museum (There! Managed to get it back on topic!)...

eric · 1 April 2009

Seward said: If not capitalism, then what exactly? Socialism pretty clearly doesn't work.
Really? By many metrics the U.S. is a socialist country. For instance; 2/3 of budget goes to social security and medicare. Sounds pretty socialist to me. Sigh. In arguments about the U.S. budget and spending priorities, practically everyone forgets that the entire kit'n'kaboodle that Congress and the President fight over - all of defense, agriculture, energy, homeland security, commerce, transportation, etc... all of R&D funding, and all congressional pork - totals up to only the 1/3 of the budget that is discretionary. The other 2/3 is...socialist. We've been over the 50% mark for decades, but funny thing, no one ever called the country socialist under the last president. eric

Seward · 1 April 2009

Stephen,

When has capitalism ever functioned and been sustainable without its socialistic safety net?

The economic relations of human beings have never been free of political interference; some of that interference is necessary, some is not. I would note though that there is a significant difference between government control of the "commanding heights," which proved to be quite dangerous and murderous in the 20th century, and a safety net. I like Milton Friedman have less of a problem with something like a negative income tax as opposed to centralized planning. The latter has proven itself over and over again to be abject failure on multiple levels, including that of human welfare.

Anyway, I would argue that bailing out AIG isn't necessary for the survival of capitalism and that bailouts in general inhibit the dynamism of a capitalist system and are merely very costly delays of the inevitable.

...all the Social Security funds collected from workers, remember that?

I would note that the use of SSI funds for financing general government spending has been around for decades. Did you know that? Were you also aware that it is severely unfunded and basically amounts to an age based wealth transfer?

As for it being used on Wall Street, Bush's plan wasn't really all that empowering; I would have preferred the ability to stop paying into SSI entirely myself and to decide for myself what to do with those dollars. Choice as a general rule is a good thing.

...he fact remains that the completely “free market” is a mythological creature.

I'm really not going to engage in logomachy.

Seward · 1 April 2009

eric,

Some elements of the U.S. economy are social democratic in nature (social democracy and socialism aren't the same thing I would argue); however, social democracy still depends to a large extent on the marketplace providing for the goods necessary to carry the cost associated with it.

"...but funny thing, no one ever called the country socialist under the last president."

You haven't been hanging around libertarians and free market types I see.

milton · 1 April 2009

I bet that article is fake. It is Aprils Fools Day so I bet it is a joke.

Marion Delgado · 1 April 2009

Seward: That's the kind of dichotomy, choice and analysis young-Earth creationists oppose to evolution. It's not even up to the level of intelligent design, actually. And free market economics has never ever been vindicated, let alone the authoritarian, totalitarian religious cult built around it since the 1940s. It's data-free by design, as even the most shallow perusal of von Mises would show you. Von Mises said that since you can't really get facts (for reasons he refused to go into) you should follow his cult dogma's set of postulates and axioms. There's no difference between the Divine Right of Kings and the wisdom of the market, the invisible hand, etc. etc. Both are religious doctrines subsidized by elite power to keep elite power in the hands of the elite families (and now, their corporate proxies). Things that market economics has gotten totally wrong, just off the cuff: 1. that markets self-regulate 2. that businesses and industries self-regulate. 3. that people will only respond to economic metrics 4. Virtually everything Adam Smith was saying about the capitalism of his time. Not only does it ignore most of Wealth of Nations, but all of Moral Sentiment, for instance. They still get that wrong. 5. Quite a bit of what even von Hayek said about laissez-faire and the governmental needs of an advanced state. they still get THAT wrong. 6. that giving up on socialized health care would ever benefit any country whatsoever. It's always in fact killed them off. By the tens of millions by now, starting with India. 7. that mercantilism doesn't work. it's the only thing that's ever established an industrial base. 8. that government planning doesn't work. It did wonders for Korea, Japan, Taiwan, and many other countries. 8. That you don't need data. Both Keynes and Gailbraith had a much better track record of prediction and effective responses due to both of them demanding data and testing of the theoretical aspects of economy. In comparison, the religious fundamentalists, the 2 friedmans, greenspan, etc. have never ever been proven right, not even once. 9. that science works better when you pay in advance for the results of tests and research. 10. that socialists can't do science. 11. that the market shows real value, always - first disproven decisively by the tulip mania, and reinforced by the psychotic compensation system existing in the United States today. 12. that the gold standard is a cure-all - it's actually what spread the Great Depression in the 1930s world-wide. 13. that privatizing utilities is sound - despite a consensus of every other economic school on the planet that some things are natural monopolies, including all utilities, and that unregulated markets are the worst possible way to manage them. 14. That the free market always lowers costs. No insurance plan in history has had lower overhead than Medicare or Social Security. 15. That the answer to the pseudoscience and fetishism that permeated Marxism was to set up an even worse counter-pseudoscience and enforce it with purges of academia and secondary education and government, and confiscations of the Commons. 16. That Argentina and Pinochet's Chile were SUCCESS STORIES! 17. that imperialism and colonialism were welcomed worldwide, or that they were unnecessary to corporate capitalism. 18. that a corporation spending money is identical to a real person exercising free speech. Really, I could make perhaps a million points - serious points - issues on which free market economics is factually challenged and methodologically bankrupt and depends on authoritarianism instead of convincing argument, but i'll just close with a nice quote:
Does the public health service have long waiting lists and inadequate facilities? Buy private insurance. Has public transport broken down? Buy a car for each member of the family above driving age. Has the countryside been built over or the footpaths eradicated? Buy some elaborate exercise machinery and work out at home. Is air pollution intolerable? Buy an air-filtering unit and stay indoors. Is what comes out of the tap foul to the taste and chock-full of carcinogens? Buy bottled water. And so on. We know it can all happen because it has: I have been doing little more than describing Southern California. Now it is worth noticing two things about the private substitutes that I have described. The first is that in the aggregate they are probably much more expensive than would be the implementation of the appropriate public policy. The second is that they are extremely poor replacements for the missing outcomes of a good public policy. Nevertheless, it is plain that the members of a society can become so alienated from one another, so mistrustful of any form of collective action, that they prefer to go it alone.
Brian Barry The Continuing Relevance of Socialism

tmaxPA · 1 April 2009

I didn't realize it was possible scoop the Onion.

Marion Delgado · 1 April 2009

Any day other than April 1st, the real analog to Answers in Genesis for market fundies would be either AIR (Answers in Rand) or AIM (Answers in Mises).

And hey, at least a couple former AIM members are now Libertarians, so who knows?

If I were revising my elevator points about market fundamentalism the main one i'd add would be the crippling effect on science of secrecy agreements, which always accompany privately funded research. I hear or read complaints about that one every week.

raven · 1 April 2009

We gave up pure laissez faire capitalism, hundreds of years ago. It didn't work. What happened was boom and bust cycles, monopolization, and oligarchies grabbing the government and running things for their own benefit.

Regulated capitalism has worked well for most of the 20th century. Not perfect but no better system has been developed. In general, markets should be as free as possible consistent with maintaining a level playing field.

The IMF and the World bank deal all the time with a common situation. The upper economic classes and the banks end up with a stranglehold over the government due to their money and ownership. They proceed to strangle the economy for their own benefit. There are many third world examples. There is now a first world example. I'll give you a hint. It takes up half of N. America and was once called the Last Superpower.

Will · 1 April 2009

"Creationism . . . is wholly unsupported by the evidence." Congrats, you've written an article that takes anti-creationist nonsense and athiest lies as givens. Whoop de do. SOOOOO original. Never been done before. TOTALLY not beaten to death. Ha-ha. Ha. ha. While you're at it, why don't you call G. W. Bush stupid and claim that the attacks on the Twin Towers and the Pentagon were faked.

Seward · 1 April 2009

Marion Delgano,

"And free market economics has never ever been vindicated, let alone the authoritarian, totalitarian religious cult built around it since the 1940s."

I would note that authoritarianism and totalitarianism are two quite different things. As for free markets and individual choice being authoritarian or totalitarian, well, it was the collectivist ideologies of Nazism and Soviet Communism which proved that not to be the case.

As for Mises and facts, many of the Austrians argue that our simplistic, 19th century physics based math used to describe the world of economic interactions simply is inadequate for the task. I tend to agree with them there in many respects.

"There’s no difference between the Divine Right of Kings and the wisdom of the market..."

I'd say that the wisdom of the market is vindicated daily. The next time you show up at the grocery store and they have the kind of bread and olives that you want demonstrates that well enough.

"1. that markets self-regulate"

If they didn't self-regulate business would simply come to a halt. Governments are simply incapable of regulating markets in any wholesale or micro manner. This is one of the reasons why the central planning collapsed. Imagine designing a commercial code which do such a thing as opposed to the self-regulated evolution of such by market actors.

"2. that businesses and industries self-regulate."

See above.

"3. that people will only respond to economic metrics"

Free market types don't argue this. I certainly don't. Indeed, it is expected that the family unit will not generally run this way and that philantropy will exist in a free society.

"4. Virtually everything Adam Smith was saying about the capitalism of his time. Not only does it ignore most of Wealth of Nations, but all of Moral Sentiment, for instance. They still get that wrong."

Sorry, but I really don't understand what you are writing here. Could you be a bit more clear? Anyway, I highly recommend both of these works.

"5. Quite a bit of what even von Hayek said about laissez-faire and the governmental needs of an advanced state. they still get THAT wrong."

Hayek was concerned with central planning and how it might lead to totalitarianism; he did not fret as much about social welfare programs. Is that what you are getting at?

"6. that giving up on socialized health care would ever benefit any country whatsoever. It’s always in fact killed them off. By the tens of millions by now, starting with India."

I also don't understand this sentence. Socialized medicine is of very recent import historically; basically a phenomenon which can be traced from the end of WWII to today.

"7. that mercantilism doesn’t work. it’s the only thing that’s ever established an industrial base."

This is non-sense. The internal trade of both Britain in the 18th century and the U.S. in the 19th century pretty clearly illustrates the benefits of taking down barriers to market entry. Compare this to the sluggish performance of states (e.g., Germany and France) which took longer to take down such barriers. This is scalable to international trade. All mercantilism does is benefit certain producers and impoverish everyone else. Talk about rewarding entrenched corporate interests; there is no better way to do that than via mercantilism.

"8. that government planning doesn’t work. It did wonders for Korea, Japan, Taiwan, and many other countries."

I will simply note that Honda as a car company wouldn't exist if the MITI had its way. And of course Japan suffered a significant recession which stretched into this. As for Korea, well, yeah, North Korea is a centrally planned economy; I don't think it has done wonders for the place though. As for South Korea, I really don't know enough about their economic development to comment. I do however know that during the 1960s when the government there argued that it was going to pursue an export based economy that the various international lending institutions argued against it. In the case of Taiwan, I don't know much about their path to development.

"8. That you don’t need data. Both Keynes and Gailbraith had a much better track record of prediction and effective responses due to both of them demanding data and testing of the theoretical aspects of economy. In comparison, the religious fundamentalists, the 2 friedmans, greenspan, etc. have never ever been proven right, not even once."

This is just silly. For example, Friedman's most famous text, his history of the Federal Reserve, is chock full of data. BTW, I would say that Milton Friedman has been more than vindicated on our ability to get rid of a draft and still continue with an effective military.

I would note that Galbraith argued for wage and price controls in the 1970s and they proved to be, well, rather problematic.

"9. that science works better when you pay in advance for the results of tests and research."

How is one supposed to respond to such a comment? What exactly are you suggesting? That economists who take a free market view are on the take?

"10. that socialists can’t do science."

That probably depends on why they are doing it. I hate to drag up this old example, but clearly socialists like Lysenko didn't do science very well.

"11. that the market shows real value, always - first disproven decisively by the tulip mania, and reinforced by the psychotic compensation system existing in the United States today."

There is no such thing as "real value." Value is subjective. I would say that the vast majority of economists these days accept this basic insight of the Austrian school. In other words, Austrians aren't Aristotelians.

"12. that the gold standard is a cure-all - it’s actually what spread the Great Depression in the 1930s world-wide."

I'm not a gold bug; though free banking might be worth a try. A for what spread the Great Depression, that would be protectionism and a variety of acts by dunderheaded central banks.

"13. that privatizing utilities is sound - despite a consensus of every other economic school on the planet that some things are natural monopolies, including all utilities, and that unregulated markets are the worst possible way to manage them."

I don't believe Keynesians argue that all utilities must be public. Anyway, the performance of public utilities in the U.S. has been far, far from perfect; corruption, poor safety records, poor cost to benefit ratios, etc. have generally plagued them.

"14. That the free market always lowers costs. No insurance plan in history has had lower overhead than Medicare or Social Security."

Right now people are losing it because supposedly by what, 2050, both programs together will take over what is it, 75% of American's income to support? If they have such low overhead then why are continuously having to fix them so that they do not eat up the wealth of the nation? In other words, there is a reason why politicians are starting to talk about rolling back when one can retire, means testing, etc. Because public spending on health care and the like is so incredibly high. Indeed, whatever perspective one takes to the subject, free market, single payer, etc., it is pretty clear U.S. healthcare is broken and that we pay far more for care that is similar to most of what can be found in other industrialized countries.

"15. That the answer to the pseudoscience and fetishism that permeated Marxism was to set up an even worse counter-pseudoscience and enforce it with purges of academia and secondary education and government, and confiscations of the Commons."

Yeah, academia and the government has really been purged of the critics of capitalism. As for the "commons," we've really never had that in the U.S. outside say fisheries.

"16. That Argentina and Pinochet’s Chile were SUCCESS STORIES!"

I don't recall any free market types praising the fascism of Argentina; so that is just, well, something I am not remotely familiar with. As for Pinochet's Chile I certainly wouldn't praise it. After all, it was largely cronyist and mercantilist in execution.

"17. that imperialism and colonialism were welcomed worldwide, or that they were unnecessary to corporate capitalism."

Most libertarians and free market types are anti-imperialists and bemoan the imperialism of any period of time.

There, I think I answered all your points.

raven,

Hundreds of years ago laissez-faire capitalism didn't exist; mercantalism was the name of the game then. Look at the policies of the English and French governments under the Stuarts and the Bourbons for examples of such. So you are simply wrong on that count.

"What happened was boom and bust cycles..."

We still have these under "regulated capitalism," and a strong case can be made that regulation, in part by entrenching vested interests as well as by protecting us from low level risks, makes the busts and the booms worse, not better.

"...monopolization..."

We've had no greater period of monopolies than via government action; indeed, the chief proponents of monopoly are generally the well established in an industry. Indeed, ask yourself, why did not a single airline go bankrupt from the mid 1930s until deregulation in the 1970s?

"...and oligarchies grabbing the government and running things for their own benefit."

That's a decent description of the U.S. government as it exists today; the more power the government has, the more that vested interests can seize that power and wield it themselves. This is all covered in things like interest group theory, iron triangles, the iron law of oligarchy, etc.

Keith Fitzpatrick-Matthews · 2 April 2009

I'd not heard of the insurance group until its financial woes started, which always made me wonder why Answers in Genesis was sponsoring a well-known football ([American translation] soccer[/American translation]) team...

John Kwok · 2 April 2009

Seward, I would differ only slightly in your distinction between social democratic - which I regard as socialism, but in a more benign form - and socialist. eric is incorrect in assuming that our economy has been more social democratic in its orientation, since the last time that was truly the case was back in the Great Depression during the FDR administration. I was hoping that he wouldn't do this, but Obama seems intent on inserting not just social democratic - but indeed, outright socialist (as in the Federal government's effective control of General Motors) - elements, in an effort to change the US economy's orientation from predominantly capitalist to socialist:
Seward said: eric, Some elements of the U.S. economy are social democratic in nature (social democracy and socialism aren't the same thing I would argue); however, social democracy still depends to a large extent on the marketplace providing for the goods necessary to carry the cost associated with it. "...but funny thing, no one ever called the country socialist under the last president." You haven't been hanging around libertarians and free market types I see.
Regards, John P. S. As many should know well by now, I regard myself as an advocate of libertarian values, and am a strong fan of the free market.

John Kwok · 2 April 2009

Seward,

With regards to your recent reply to Marion Delgado, I would note that the Japanese tried a massive economic stimulus package for themselves back in the 1990s, and it didn't trigger an economic recovery. Instead, the country was in an economic doldrum until the early part of this decade, when market forces finally lifted the country upward.

What happened to Japan may be our fate if Obama's economic stimulus package isn't overturned soon.

John

eric · 2 April 2009

Seward said: Some elements of the U.S. economy are social democratic in nature (social democracy and socialism aren't the same thing I would argue); however, social democracy still depends to a large extent on the marketplace providing for the goods necessary to carry the cost associated with it.
Fair enough. But under your definition I'm not sure any modern, democratic state counts as socialist. European countries elect their governments too, and they also rely on the marketplace for the goods necessary to carry the costs associated with their policies.
John Kwok said: Obama seems intent on inserting not just social democratic - but indeed, outright socialist (as in the Federal government’s effective control of General Motors) - elements
Someone is going to have to explain to me how investment choice leads to the best possible outcome when buyers include individuals, corporations, and foreign governments, but suddenly becomes an intolerable evil when the buyer is one's own government. Really guys, you're going to have to make the case as to why this one market actor is so qualitatively different from all the other market actors. Its not like the US government is Hugo Chavez. Congress isn't using legal force to acquire assets or shares at below-market prices. They are essentially negotiating a business deal, a loan for decision-making power. The exact same negotiation would occur in any typical corporate buy-out - you give us money, and depending on how much you give, you either take over the executive board or you get a place on it.

Seward · 2 April 2009

eric,

I would argue that socialism requires significant ownership of the "means of production" by the state. I guess what "significant" means is something to be determined, but most states in the West do not state ownership outside of a handful of industries.

"...but suddenly becomes an intolerable evil when the buyer is one’s own government."

Part of it depends on what one thinks of Hayek's knowledge problem.

"Congress isn’t using legal force to acquire assets or shares at below-market prices."

I would note that the executive branch under the Bush administration required a number of institutions to opt into the TARP, when they wished not to go into it. At least I believe that is right. You can check me on that.

As for the government's involvement in bailouts, well, that is problematic on several levels; it is partly problematic because the government appears to be wedded to the notion that these firms should not be allowed to fail. Indeed, too big to fail is something we here all the time from advocates of these policies. However, this ignores Schumpeter's key insight regarding capitalism; that failure and destruction are necessary for a capitalist system to function. Otherwise what one gets is sclerotic cartelized corporatism.

"The exact same negotiation would occur in any typical corporate buy-out..."

In a real buy out it would be expected that large portions of the firms in question would simply be liquidated.

eric · 2 April 2009

Seward said: As for the government's involvement in bailouts, well, that is problematic on several levels; it is partly problematic because the government appears to be wedded to the notion that these firms should not be allowed to fail... In a real buy out it would be expected that large portions of the firms in question would simply be liquidated.
That is a very good point, but what you are suggesting is that the corporation performing the current buyout is making bad management decisions because of pressure from its shareholders. That happens all the time. It is, one could argue somewhat ironically, how we got here. So while I very much agree with you that the government should probably let a bunch of these companies fail or liquidate their assets, I don't think you've convinced me that the government is qualitatively different from any other market actor. And as a result, you haven't convinced me that the market is less free simply because the government is taking a more active role in it.

Seward · 2 April 2009

eric,

Re; the knowledge problem - F.A. Hayek, The Use of Knowledge in Society: http://www.econlib.org/library/Essays/hykKnwCover.html

Seward · 2 April 2009

eric,

...I don’t think you’ve convinced me that the government is qualitatively different from any other market actor.

Well, the state is a different sort of actor, since it is the sole "legitimate" source of coercion. This is one of the core attributes of a nation-state as we understand such today.

Anyway, I think I've fairly well staked out my ground on these issues. I'm not quite sure what else I could write. Oh, and I don't expect people to visit the mountain like Moses as such if I'm talking to them; just that they be friendly. And you've definitely been the latter.

Thanatos · 2 April 2009

Note from a european :
In parallel with your very interesting (friendly) fights and arguments over laissez-faire capitalism vs social democracy in USA etc imagine the following scenario,try to predict what will happen to your economy ,to your country and to the world if-when the US dollar ceases to be the de facto world currency...

gregwrld · 2 April 2009

Let's not forget that European leaders have pointed out that their spending on the "safety net" far exceeds ours to begin with. They don't need to be lectured on that.

The reason this crisis began is because of the rapacious greed of operators in major financial institutions. If making money is good then making more, regardless of the consequences is obviously better. And that's what free market idealists encouraged - not responsible investment but the value of creating wealth for itself.

It's easy to talk theory but apparently more difficult to sympathize with people who are hurt by free-marketeerists, especially those who hypocritically disdain a strong safety net.

It's obvious that some advocates of free markets are looking for a chance to simply loot and pillage without having to worry about being called criminals for their behavior, present company accepted, I presume.

Wheels · 2 April 2009

A two-page fight over economic ideologies? This is the cruelest April Fool's joke ever!

Seward · 2 April 2009

"The reason this crisis began is because of the rapacious greed of operators in major financial institutions."

This makes little sense in light of the numerous government efforts to raise the level of home ownership in the U.S. The government was encouraging irresponsible lending because home ownership was viewed by many in the government as some sort of panacea for economic inequality in society.

"And that’s what free market idealists encouraged - not responsible investment but the value of creating wealth for itself."

I'm sorry, but I must disagree, for the reasons I stated above. If anyone was encouraging irresponsible investment it was the government.

"It’s obvious that some advocates of free markets are looking for a chance to simply loot and pillage without having to worry about being called criminals for their behavior, present company accepted, I presume."

I've personally never met an adovocate of free markets who was remotely like that; I find that people who want to loot and pillage are generally critics of free markets, because the best way to loot and pillage is either to loot and pillage Viking style or to do it by the power of the state.

Seward · 2 April 2009

Wheels,

*LOL*

fnxtr · 2 April 2009

Sounds like someone's memorized Gordon Gekko's lines just a little too well.

Phil · 3 April 2009

This post probably should fit under the "Superfluous comments" section on the About page.

Anyway, the publicity for AiG and the Creation Museum is great. Keep up the good work!

By the way, it's AiG (Answers in Genesis) not AIG if you are interested in accuracy and truth.

Thanks--Phil

eric · 3 April 2009

Seward said: Well, the state is a different sort of actor, since it is the sole "legitimate" source of coercion. This is one of the core attributes of a nation-state as we understand such today.
This is true. Which is why I brought up Chavez; I agree States can act differently than a regular investor, my argument is more that in this case the US government isn't. But you are right about coercion, and you could go further: the government's ability to pass laws on the market is a sort of uber-insider information. Like any private organization, there will be a strong temptation to use this power to manipulate the market unfairly. The argument against allowing the State to play strongly in the market could be seen as being based on the quantitative difference; government has more power to manipulate, and thus more temptation, so it needs to be prevented from using it. You might not want to make this argument though, because ultimately this line of reasoning is an argument in favor of regulation rather than an argument against it. :) One of the paradoxes of the free market is that regulation is an asset; it can be bought just like any other risk management tool (such as insurance). A truly free market must therefore allow it, which is the paradox.
Anyway, I think I've fairly well staked out my ground on these issues. I'm not quite sure what else I could write. Oh, and I don't expect people to visit the mountain like Moses as such if I'm talking to them; just that they be friendly. And you've definitely been the latter.
Thank you...for a completely off-topic series of posts this has been very interesting and enjoyable.

Seward · 3 April 2009

fnxtr,

How exactly am I supposed to respond to that comment? As for greediness, it is a good thing from the standpoint of utility. A couple of states in the 20th century tried to eliminate greediness from the character of human beings (e.g., the New Soviet Man) and it lead to disastrous consequences.

Seward · 3 April 2009

eric,

Well, the limited government (minarchist) argument is that the optimal form of regulation concerns only areas like force and fraud and not say minimum wage laws. Whether this is optimal because of consequentialist or non-consequentialist arguments tends to vary by person. I myself tend to be a rather mixed bag on that account.

"Thank you…for a completely off-topic series of posts this has been very interesting and enjoyable."

Well, I love to read about you science folks are doing, but generally have little to contribute to that, so I normally just lurk.

stevaroni · 3 April 2009

try to predict what will happen to your economy ,to your country and to the world if-when the US dollar ceases to be the de facto world currency…

An interesting topic, probably one of those long-ignored 800 pound gorillas in the room. There's nothing particularly magical about the US dollar from a financial perspective, other than the size of our economy, which gives us stability of scale. It's generally agreed that in the US we've been able to sustain our situation mainly by an influx of foreign capital, largely Asian. However, that does weaken the dollar, and in fact, prior to the recent downturn the dollar was falling significantly on foreign exchanges and we were starting to see major investors start to ease up on dollar investments. When that happens, it's going to significantly raise the cost of borrowing here in the States, and it will be a significant jolt to our system, which, as we have seen, is largely fueled by cheap credit and heavy consumption at all levels. This process had already started. I do many overseas projects, and I noted that starting 2 years ago, the dollar was falling so fast that contracts that had always been priced in dollars were starting to price in Euros. Interest on US treasury bonds had to climb relative to European and Asian bonds, and there was some speculation that investors, particularly the Chinese, were poised to see Euros as a better long-term bet. Much of that has been reset with the global downturn, as wealth flees back to dollars, but that's more a matter of everybody else being in worse shape than it is any strong aligence to the American economic system.

gregwrld · 3 April 2009

Seward: If you think that rapacious greed wasn't behind what happened at AIG you should investigate for yourself the actions of its investment arm and note that the man who ran AIG until 2005 testified the other day before congress that the CEO who followed him had no interest in the welfare of the company but only his own wealth. The notion that self-interest is some guiding light for capitalism fails to explain why certain executives put their interests before those of the company and its shareholders. Looting and pillaging are kind words to describe the actions of those operators.

Seward · 3 April 2009

gregwrld,

"If you think that rapacious greed wasn’t behind what happened at AIG..."

I have no doubt that individuals will do harmful things in the name of making a buck. However, as I have noted, it was government policy to put as many people as possible into a home that they owned; from at least some point in the late 1990s people were concerned about this policy. Our industrial policy as it were. One cannot really ignore this fact and lump all the blame on private actors who were in many instances cajoled into following this policy.

"The notion that self-interest is some guiding light for capitalism fails to explain why certain executives put their interests before those of the company and its shareholders."

Self-interest and empathy are extremely good checks on excessive self-love, as Adam Smith would put it. It isn't foolproof by any means. The fact that the government was encouraging excessive self-love wasn't helpful would be my argument.

gregwrld · 3 April 2009

Seward: "Cajoled"? When the government, in cahoots with big business opens loopholes in regulations for operators to profit by - that's not "cajoling", that's self-interest all-around. And don't forget the merry-go-'round that these self-interested operators ride between government and the private sector. It's not just one helping the other, it's the same folks helping themselves and justifying it with free-market ideology.

By the way, I'm no socialist but I'm no lover of unbridled capitalism, either.

KP · 3 April 2009

Wheels said: A two-page fight over economic ideologies? This is the cruelest April Fool's joke ever!
Well, nobody can rightly say that "evolutionism" (sic sic sic) is the "religion" strictly held by "liberals." Somebody tell Ann Coulter.

Seward · 3 April 2009

gregwrld,

"When the government, in cahoots with big business opens loopholes in regulations for operators to profit by - that’s not “cajoling”, that’s self-interest all-around."

Say this is the true cause of the current situation... I would note that I'm not going to argue against the general notion of agency capture as a general notion.

How exactly is more regulation going to solve the problem? Who watches the watchers? And who watches them? And the next group of watchers? That is to be frank a recipe for profiteering by both the regulated and the regulators in part because stepwise cascades of regulatory bodies like that remove the sunshine from government; which allows for concentrated interests to raise the cost of X activity, good, etc. for everyone else.

"It’s not just one helping the other, it’s the same folks helping themselves and justifying it with free-market ideology."

Free market types are more than aware of this sort of behavior; partly because of this now famous quote by Adam Smith:

"People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public, or in some contrivance to raise prices. It is im-possible indeed to prevent such meetings, by any law which either could be executed, or would be consistent with liberty and jus-tice. But though the law cannot hinder people of the same trade from sometimes assembling together, it ought to do nothing to facilitate such assemblies; much less to render them necessary." - The Wealth of Nations, Book I, Chapter X

Free market types would argue that a government which regulates in the manner that modern social democratic governments do is prone to such "conspiracies." That the best of intentions lead to problematic results.

Seward · 3 April 2009

eric & gregwrld,

Did you two see what Joseph Stiglitz wrote in the NYT today? http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/01/opinion/01stiglitz.html?_r=2&sq=Stiglitz%20toxic%20assets&st=cse&scp=1&pagewanted=all

I would guess that Stiglitz (a Nobel prize winner) and I would disagree on a fair number of things, but I would say that he agrees with the core critique that free market types have about these bailouts.

eric · 3 April 2009

KP said: Well, nobody can rightly say that "evolutionism" (sic sic sic) is the "religion" strictly held by "liberals." Somebody tell Ann Coulter.
Oh I bet they can and will. IMO these folks love their circular definitions. For a person who is convinced that only liberals support evolution, anyone who supports evolution must be a liberal. Same goes for religious belief: for a person that "knows" no true christians support evolution, anyone who admits to supporting evolution must not really be christian.

Seward · 3 April 2009

KP,

Well, I'm a "liberal" in the 19th century sense of the term. ;)

Anyway, I don't really agree with Coulter on much I suspect.

eric · 3 April 2009

Seward said: eric & gregwrld, Did you two see what Joseph Stiglitz wrote in the NYT today? http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/01/opinion/01stiglitz.html?_r=2&sq=Stiglitz%20toxic%20assets&st=cse&scp=1&pagewanted=all I would guess that Stiglitz (a Nobel prize winner) and I would disagree on a fair number of things, but I would say that he agrees with the core critique that free market types have about these bailouts.
Seward, I couldn't get your link to work but I read the Stiglitz op-ed from March 31st. Is that the one you're referring to? I'm not defending the government's current bailout policies. What I've been suggesting is that crying 'socialism!' is misplaced for a variety of reasons - because we are by some economic metrics already socialist, have been for years, and because regulation and government has a place in even free markets. The one thing I didn't like about the Stiglitz op-ed is that he attacked the current plan without offering an alternative. Scientists struggle with just such attacks by creationists all the time. In this respect public policy and science are guided by similar principles. We already know that no theory/policy is perfect. If you want us to change our theory/policy, you're going to have to do more than simply poke holes in it. You have to offer one of your own.

Seward · 3 April 2009

eric,

Yes. I rarely look at dates on web based articles.

Stiglitz presents an alternative; nationalization. I myself would perfer short-term nationalization to what we are currently doing. Of course for me a more optimal solution would be some sort of liquidation and/or buy out by private firms.

I don't think I've been crying socialism. Social democracy describes what we've been doing in the West since WWII.

"...and because regulation and government has a place in even free markets."

I agree with this. The devil is thus in the details.

Seward · 3 April 2009

eric,

As Stiglitz notes, one reason to favor nationalization is partly because we have some experience with it nationally and internationally. Experience is hugely important when it comes to the political economy. Indeed, short-term nationalization is a common solution when the banks of other countries run into systemic, industry wide trouble. So, ask yourself why aren't we doing that here? It has in large part to do with domestic politics.

Thanatos · 3 April 2009

stevaroni said: try to predict what will happen to your economy ,to your country and to the world if-when the US dollar ceases to be the de facto world currency…

An interesting topic, probably one of those long-ignored 800 pound gorillas in the room. Exactly,the discussion of monetarists vs ... vs keynesians vs ... vs social democrats vs socialists or more "mandanely" of Democrats vs Republicans in the US is nice and important but for some reason almost all sides usually forget other greatly important contributing factors like this one. (This argument of course is not restricted to you ,it is also valid in discussion of economics systems in all countries ,all sides in every country tend to neglect other contributing factors on a nation's well being focusing only on the economic system. In my country Greece in example, the fight between freemarketeers vs social democrats vs communists rarely focuses on that ie in Greece we have no industry and rely only on tourism-shipping-eu funding-borrowing to run our shambling economy).

There's nothing particularly magical about the US dollar from a financial perspective, other than the size of our economy, which gives us stability of scale.

True for the former but for the latter I could say that it's a chicken-egg thing with respect to the dollar being the world currency. Would it remain so big if the dollar hadn't been (for the x,y,z reasons) the world's currency? Ok in contrast to every other nation you exited WWII with a thriving economy (another key issue and topic we could get into..) but once the other big and small nations got back to their feet your advantage ,your head start got pretty weaker...

It's generally agreed that in the US we've been able to sustain our situation mainly by an influx of foreign capital, largely Asian.

Yep,all of the world and especially the Asians have been keeping you well fed ,warm and cosy :) .The whole way of life thing,freedom-liberty,consumerism etc arguments and discussions usually neglect this kind of contributing factors.

However, that does weaken the dollar, and in fact, prior to the recent downturn the dollar was falling significantly on foreign exchanges and we were starting to see major investors start to ease up on dollar investments.

I'm not sure on whether it weakens the dollar,what I can say is that there is a symbiotic (from another perspective antibiotic :) ) relationship between the US and the rest of the world (with Asia leading), a relationship that is mostly in the interests of the former part,that's you. But ,at least as I understand the topic,there is catch ,due to this symbiotic relationship it's hard ,however unjust or uneven for the rest of the world, to stop investing in dollars once it got stuck in this. (And of course there is obviously another catch ,for the other side this time ,the US,the question I initially posed and which we're discussing what will happen to it's economy once the world stops using dollars) I don't know ,I can't predict how (or what to) is the change of world currency going to happen, what I 'm pretty certain though is that when it will take place it's gonna come with a boom. A gradual change would be calmer but I just cannot think of a way of how this could happen. The US economy has become of such an importance to the world ,it's so central ,that you cough and some countries die of pneumonia :). What will happen to the world when you really get sick? (see ie the subprimes phaenomenon) Of course I'm not an economist, perhaps other more able in this field readers could enlighten me... :)

When that happens, it's going to significantly raise the cost of borrowing here in the States, and it will be a significant jolt to our system, which, as we have seen, is largely fueled by cheap credit and heavy consumption at all levels.

True at all levels,most importantly since there is no gold standard or something analogous, at the lowest level,the printing-creation-issuing of currency-bonds-... . The US (all the central banks do this of course but since you have the de facto world currency all roads lead to you) has been printing money from thin air (ah, the legal pyramid scam,the borrowing from the future of the global economic capitalist system). From and on that magical creation of money the global economy is ran... The greatest thing for you is that unlike other countries you just can without (much) regret (for and up until now and until who knows) keep printing. The rest of the world keeps buying. Other countries cannot of course base and run their economy for long on this ingenious "method"...

This process had already started. I do many overseas projects, and I noted that starting 2 years ago, the dollar was falling so fast that contracts that had always been priced in dollars were starting to price in Euros.

It's still low, read this ,as an EU citizen of course I'd like it a lot though the change,the transitional period would be quite a nuisance though certainly very interesting,it would (will) be I think very eventful...

Interest on US treasury bonds had to climb relative to European and Asian bonds, and there was some speculation that investors, particularly the Chinese, were poised to see Euros as a better long-term bet.

Again I cannot think of a way for the Chinese to change in a safe way their trillions of dollars savings-investments-reserves.

Much of that has been reset with the global downturn, as wealth flees back to dollars, but that's more a matter of everybody else being in worse shape than it is any strong aligence to the American economic system.

Again I think it's a chicken and egg thing... ---- The topic can be even more interesting when one starts to weigh in other factors like politics and geopolitics (ie oil) ,when one starts to trace back the history of the whole phaenomenon,when .... Ie read this. P.S. If I recall correctly you're an (US) American,aren't you?If not please replace my "you"s with "they"s-"them"s :) . And my apologies to all for any grammatical or other mistakes...

stevaroni · 3 April 2009

Again I cannot think of a way for the Chinese to change in a safe way their trillions of dollars savings-investments-reserves.

Well, they can't of course, for all their talk about wanting an alternate reserve currency, they're so heavily invested in dollars that, for the time being,they can't do anything about it. Any attempt to unload dollars would adversely impact their own holdings.

True at all levels,most importantly since there is no gold standard

The gold standard never made much sense to me anyway. True, gold is shiny and rare, but whether you've got a big pile of it seems like a strange gauge of the strength of your economy. After all, by those standards, South Africa would be more important to the world than Saudi Arabia.

GuyeFaux · 3 April 2009

Re. the gold standard, the only historical reason for it were:
  • Gold was/is rare, so therefore coins are difficult to forge (you have to find some gold first!)
  • It didn't rust, so it was ideal for minting
But that's about it. In other words, it made for ideal coinage. But the real value of gold, now and always, is the trust that it represents in the guarantor who minted the coin. Trust that you will get the same services for 1 unit of currency regardless of counterparty and location. Beyond this trust, gold has no value. Spain found out about this the hard way, albeit with silver...

Thanatos · 3 April 2009

Hey guys I agree fully,
I didn't say that the gold standard is the solution nor
that I would like a return to it
(don't forget that I wrote gold standard or something analogous).
In fact I believe there is no real solution to the problem.
Whatever we use as a currency it's really a virtual,
an imaginary thing ,it doesn't possess a real absolute objective value,
the only value it has is what we give and apply to it.
Having said that, something like a gold standard is certainly less fixed to only one specific country,
it seems more just, hey even gold is mined in quite a few countries,
it's solid not just an idea and it has proven enough enduring through time.

USD on the other gives a huge advantage only to you.
Well I must confess that if I were you I'd like that too... :)

P.S. I really hate not being able to format my text as I want.One continuous paragraph isn't what I meant posting.Are there any instructions on text formating and tags for here? I haven't been posting (only reading) frequently since the software change of this site and I haven't adapted yet to the new enviroment...

KP · 3 April 2009

Seward said: KP, Well, I'm a "liberal" in the 19th century sense of the term. ;) Anyway, I don't really agree with Coulter on much I suspect.
Haha! Yeah it wasn't really meant to say anything about you personally. Coulter's premise is that liberals aren't christians, their god is Darwin and evolution is their religion. Obviously we have some conservatives and libertarians who post here about science and evolution, so Coulter has made yet another vacuous claim.

DavidK · 3 April 2009

BTW, did anyone else happen to see the Simpson episode Wed/Thu night? I can't remember which day. Lisa's school had decided to teach Creationism and she was quite upset. The episode was quite funny. Ned & the Preacher cast Darwin in cahoots with the devil of course. Lisa held private Darwin readings until the police arrested her. She was about to give up, threw here Origins book in the trash, whereupon her mother picked it up and said "I wonder what this is all about." She pored over the book and came to the ghastly conclusion that Darwin made very strong arguments! She was impressed. Well, they had a trial, the climax of the episode, to weigh the merits of creationism versus evolution. In defense of creationism was a slick, dapper looking fellow all in suit who had received his academic PhD in "toothology" and was well qualified to defend creationism based upon his deep understanding of the subject and pointed to the "missing fossil" gap between man & earlier ancestors. Of course, Homer, acting as a retarded monkey unable to open a bottle of beer, filled the gap nicely and the creationists lost again. They handled the episode very well. It was quite funny. Springfield ended up giving creationism the (well deserved) boot.

Seward · 3 April 2009

KP,

I would say as a general rule that libertarians don't find evolution to be troubling (whether they are religious or not). There are of course exceptions. Anyway, I was an "evolutionist" before I became a free marketeer.

KP · 4 April 2009

Seward said: KP, I would say as a general rule that libertarians don't find evolution to be troubling (whether they are religious or not). There are of course exceptions. Anyway, I was an "evolutionist" before I became a free marketeer.
Agreed. Plenty of christian republicans don't find evolution troubling either. And the knowledge about evolution possessed by some "liberals" would fit inside a thimble.

gregwrld · 4 April 2009

Seward: It seems to me one of the reasons nationalization doesn't fly here is because free-marketeers and libertarians scream "it's socialism!".

Glad to see you're not one of that ilk.

Also, you can't blame people for wanting homes (most do) when Realtors and mortgage
financiers are waving deals under their noses for low-interest ARM's without bothering to consider the future - for the new home-owners or themselves (that's why I chose the word rapacious).

Seward · 4 April 2009

gregwrld,

Oh, I dislike nationalization a lot; its just better than what we are doing right now IMHO.

As far as blaming people ... while these things are unfortunate, I remain convinced that the Austrian business cycle theory explains most of what is going on.

John Kwok · 4 April 2009

Seward, I consider myself one too:
Seward said: KP, Well, I'm a "liberal" in the 19th century sense of the term. ;) Anyway, I don't really agree with Coulter on much I suspect.
As for Coulter, I find less and less to agree with her, especially since she's joined forces with Bill Dembski. Cheers, John P. S. Speaking of Dembski, it seems as our pal PZ is indulging in similar behavior, doing his utmost to prevent me from posting again over at the cephalopod venoms thread. I wish he'd grow up for once.

John Kwok · 4 April 2009

KP, It might surprise you to hear that there are liberals who are philosophically more in sympathy with Coulter than they would dare admit to, judging from the fact that there is such an abysmally low acceptance rate for evolution as valid science here in the United States. As supportive anecdotal evidence, you should read a recent essay published by Harvard University physicist Lisa Randall elsewhere online, in which she recounted an airplane conversation she had had in January with an Obama supporter - an actor trained in molecular biology who had taught it as a middle school subject - who refused to accept that humans evolved from other primates, citing instead some need for some kind of Divine intervention:
KP said:
Seward said: KP, Well, I'm a "liberal" in the 19th century sense of the term. ;) Anyway, I don't really agree with Coulter on much I suspect.
Haha! Yeah it wasn't really meant to say anything about you personally. Coulter's premise is that liberals aren't christians, their god is Darwin and evolution is their religion. Obviously we have some conservatives and libertarians who post here about science and evolution, so Coulter has made yet another vacuous claim.
That actor is someone who ought to read Mark Pallen's brilliant "Rough Guide to Evolution" (Without indulging in too much shameless self-promotion, I should note that I have written a superb, comprehensive review of it that is posted at Amazon's USA website.). Regards, John

stevaroni · 4 April 2009

Guye writes... Spain found out about this the hard way, albeit with silver…

What was with silver anyway? Gold, I can understand, it's bright and shiny, and looks valuable. Silver, not so much. It tarnishes readily to a really ugly, dirty looking, patina, and it's not all that rare. Given the progress of modern metallurgy overt he past two centuries, I would have figured that silver would have disappeared from the pantheon of "desirable precious metals" long ago. (As an aside, I was in a museum in San Francisco a few years ago, and they had a fascinating display of wedding rings from the 1880's made of what was the truly precious metal of the day - aluminum).

John Kwok · 4 April 2009

Stevaroni, If I'm not mistaken, silver was relatively rare as a precious metal until the Spanish conquest of Central and South America, which quite literally, "flooded" the world's market for silver. Paradoxically, it kept silver's interest as a precious metal, allowing it to be used more widely in the manufacture of luxury goods, as well as for coinage:
stevaroni said:

Guye writes... Spain found out about this the hard way, albeit with silver…

What was with silver anyway? Gold, I can understand, it's bright and shiny, and looks valuable. Silver, not so much. It tarnishes readily to a really ugly, dirty looking, patina, and it's not all that rare. Given the progress of modern metallurgy overt he past two centuries, I would have figured that silver would have disappeared from the pantheon of "desirable precious metals" long ago. (As an aside, I was in a museum in San Francisco a few years ago, and they had a fascinating display of wedding rings from the 1880's made of what was the truly precious metal of the day - aluminum).
Regards, John

Stanton · 4 April 2009

John Kwok said: KP, It might surprise you to hear that there are liberals who are philosophically more in sympathy with Coulter than they would dare admit to
Once, I would have been surprised that there are baby-eating, devil-worshiping, Anti-American, Osama Bin Laden-supporting boogie-people liberals who sympathize with Ms Coulter. After all, Ms Coulter has gone on the record, repeatedly, I might add, ascribing literally all of the world's evils, from 9/11 and abortions to Darwinism, just coming short of accusing liberals of inventing the common cold. But, there are odd people who agree with the weirdest things. After all, given as how there are Jewish Nazi- and Iranian-sympathizers, I wouldn't be surprised that there are liberal Ann Coulter sympathizers, too.

eric · 5 April 2009

John Kwok said: If I'm not mistaken, silver was relatively rare as a precious metal until the Spanish conquest of Central and South America, which quite literally, "flooded" the world's market for silver.
If you've heard of the phrase "the mother lode," it refers to a silver vein in Mexico that was discovered to be over 7 miles long. Not 'the rock that contains silver goes for 7 miles' but 'the vein of pure metal itself is goes for 7 miles.' That is a lot of silver. Gold has some interesting chemical properties that would probably make it industrially valuable even if it was as common as dirt.
(As an aside, I was in a museum in San Francisco a few years ago, and they had a fascinating display of wedding rings from the 1880's made of what was the truly precious metal of the day - aluminum).
Yes. The Washington Monument is capped with the same because it was the most precious metal known at the time.

John Kwok · 5 April 2009

Stanton, That is why Coulter and Dembski are members of each other's "fan clubs". In fact, Coulter has bent over backwards, thanking Dembski for "enlightening" her about the "pernicious evil" known as "Darwinism":
Stanton said:
John Kwok said: KP, It might surprise you to hear that there are liberals who are philosophically more in sympathy with Coulter than they would dare admit to
Once, I would have been surprised that there are baby-eating, devil-worshiping, Anti-American, Osama Bin Laden-supporting boogie-people liberals who sympathize with Ms Coulter. After all, Ms Coulter has gone on the record, repeatedly, I might add, ascribing literally all of the world's evils, from 9/11 and abortions to Darwinism, just coming short of accusing liberals of inventing the common cold. But, there are odd people who agree with the weirdest things. After all, given as how there are Jewish Nazi- and Iranian-sympathizers, I wouldn't be surprised that there are liberal Ann Coulter sympathizers, too.
Moreover, neither Dembski nor Coulter really have any genuine sense of humor. As a case in point, after receiving an unsolicited e-mail from Dembski in early December, 2007, in a subsequent reply to one of my replies to that e-mail, he accused me of being "childish" for believing in Klingon Cosmology. That's a rather odd, quite hypocritical, observation for him to be making, in light of his own juvenile behavior (Of which his theft of the XVIVO-produced Harvard University cell animation video is the most paramount example.). Regards, John

John Kwok · 5 April 2009

Stanton and Seward,

I have PZ pegged right. He's acting like Dembski now, having posted at Pharyngula a private e-mail that I had sent to him earlier today. Don't bother to take a look at his latest inane thread (I'm not reading it.).

John

Stanton · 5 April 2009

John Kwok said: Stanton and Seward, I have PZ pegged right. He's acting like Dembski now, having posted at Pharyngula a private e-mail that I had sent to him earlier today. Don't bother to take a look at his latest inane thread (I'm not reading it.). John
If Professor Myers really was acting like Mr Dembski, he would be rewriting your email in order to report it to Homeland Security claiming you were in support of terrorists, while secretly hiring some religious thugs to smash your windows, car fenders, and kneecaps. Just saying.

Bob Calder · 5 April 2009

AIG relied on prediction of low frequency/high severity events in conjunction with the certainty that their risk mix was spread far enough to *be* certain no matter how big it was in relation to their own capitalization. They were merely ignorant.

Creationists, on the other hand, are stupid.

Dale Husband · 5 April 2009

John Kwok said: Stanton and Seward, I have PZ pegged right. He's acting like Dembski now, having posted at Pharyngula a private e-mail that I had sent to him earlier today. Don't bother to take a look at his latest inane thread (I'm not reading it.). John
You mean this? http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/04/kooks_amuck.php What if you get banned from Panda's Thumb as well? I don't agree with P Z Myers' banning you from his blog, but he does not owe you any favors either. Start your own blog to compete with him instead!

John Kwok · 6 April 2009

Dale, What he owes me is an apology for being a jerk and a creep. He's gone on a little campaign online elsewhere, especially over at Facebook, against me and it has to stop. Now. I am seriously tempted to sue him for harassment and defamation of character:
Dale Husband said:
John Kwok said: Stanton and Seward, I have PZ pegged right. He's acting like Dembski now, having posted at Pharyngula a private e-mail that I had sent to him earlier today. Don't bother to take a look at his latest inane thread (I'm not reading it.). John
You mean this? http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/04/kooks_amuck.php What if you get banned from Panda's Thumb as well? I don't agree with P Z Myers' banning you from his blog, but he does not owe you any favors either. Start your own blog to compete with him instead!
John

GuyeFaux · 6 April 2009

Is there proof of this:
He’s gone on a little campaign online elsewhere, especially over at Facebook, against me and it has to stop.
I thought the number of both of your ff friends increased since your falling out.

John Kwok · 6 April 2009

GuyeFaux - Actually, most of those who have recently "friended" me are long-lost friends from high school and, in one instance, graudate school! Thanks to PZ's inane comments over at Pharyngula, I have lost at least twenty friends due to him (And this isn't just his latest screed, but others, starting with his Survivor: Pharyngula thread):
GuyeFaux said: Is there proof of this:
He’s gone on a little campaign online elsewhere, especially over at Facebook, against me and it has to stop.
I thought the number of both of your ff friends increased since your falling out.
It's really hysterical that he gets bent out of shape after I sent him a few e-mails, mostly to criticize inane comments written by some about me over at Pharyngula. I guess he has some kind of "death wish", since I advised him to leave Muslims alone and he's now going after them, with as much vehemence as he has done towards Roman Catholic Christanity. Best, John P. S. It is especially ironic how all of this is playing out now, when, philosophically, I probably have more in common with him than I do with, for example, Ken Miller. However, unlike PZ, I don't accuse Ken of being a "creationist" or stage a risible incident like the "cracker incident" last summer.

John Kwok · 6 April 2009

I meant Roman Catholic Christianity, not what I misspelled below:
John Kwok said: GuyeFaux - Actually, most of those who have recently "friended" me are long-lost friends from high school and, in one instance, graudate school! Thanks to PZ's inane comments over at Pharyngula, I have lost at least twenty friends due to him (And this isn't just his latest screed, but others, starting with his Survivor: Pharyngula thread):
GuyeFaux said: Is there proof of this:
He’s gone on a little campaign online elsewhere, especially over at Facebook, against me and it has to stop.
I thought the number of both of your ff friends increased since your falling out.
It's really hysterical that he gets bent out of shape after I sent him a few e-mails, mostly to criticize inane comments written by some about me over at Pharyngula. I guess he has some kind of "death wish", since I advised him to leave Muslims alone and he's now going after them, with as much vehemence as he has done towards Roman Catholic Christanity. Best, John P. S. It is especially ironic how all of this is playing out now, when, philosophically, I probably have more in common with him than I do with, for example, Ken Miller. However, unlike PZ, I don't accuse Ken of being a "creationist" or stage a risible incident like the "cracker incident" last summer.

ben · 6 April 2009

Kwok, if you want to show the world how loopy PZ really is, why don't you link to the thread where you assert that, due to his "campaign" against you, he somehow owes you a camera?

Oh yeah, all that thread shows is how loopy you are.

John Kwok · 6 April 2009

ben, After I write an e-mail demanding an apology from PZ for his absurd behavior towards me (in which I noted that I had been "testing" him with my demand for a camera), he goes ahead and posts it:
ben said: Kwok, if you want to show the world how loopy PZ really is, why don't you link to the thread where you assert that, due to his "campaign" against you, he somehow owes you a camera? Oh yeah, all that thread shows is how loopy you are.
I also told him to leave Islam alone, and just today he's posted two posts critical of it (I wish him well in avoiding potential terrorist attack(s) by radical Muslims. He's looking for trouble from CAIR and other "moderate" Muslim-American and Muslim groups. A prominent evolutionary biologist agrees with me - I won't disclose who that is, but no, it's not Ken Miller - that PZ's "cracker incident" was bizarre and quite distasteful. So who's really the "loopy" one? I think the better bet is with PZ Myers than yours truly. John

GuyeFaux · 6 April 2009

John,

Honestly, why are you surprised that a vocal atheist is "after" Islam as fervently as he is "after" Christianity or any other theism? It doesn't strike me as any more "loopy" than his atheism --- which you can consider loopy or not ---, which you surely knew about?

phantomreader42 · 6 April 2009

GuyeFaux said: Is there proof of this:
He’s gone on a little campaign online elsewhere, especially over at Facebook, against me and it has to stop.
I thought the number of both of your ff friends increased since your falling out.
Actually, John Wilkes Kwok was the one who threatened the Facebook campaign. It failed miserably. Kwok's generally been going to great lengths to make a total fool of himself. And here's the camera thread.

phantomreader42 · 6 April 2009

John Wilkes Kwok said: So who's really the "loopy" one? I think the better bet is with PZ Myers than yours truly.
A man banned from Amazon.com for advocating the assassination of the President of the United States is not well qualified to judge the "loopiness" of others.

ben · 6 April 2009

A prominent evolutionary biologist agrees with me - I won’t disclose who that is
Your well-known propensity for name-dropping is quite remarkable. You name-drop even when you won't tell us what the name is. PZ Myers, Glenn Beck, Wayne Gretzky and all the teachers at my famous high school agree with me on this.

Marion Delgado · 6 April 2009

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123903779551793559.html Zomg! The foolish Japanese are not even LISTENING to John Quack! Are they blind? Mammon is not mocked, and His Invisible Hand shall surely smite them! There is no God but Mammon and Mises was His true profit. My theory: The evil PZ got to them.
John Kwok said: Seward, With regards to your recent reply to Marion Delgado, I would note that the Japanese tried a massive economic stimulus package for themselves back in the 1990s, and it didn't trigger an economic recovery. Instead, the country was in an economic doldrum until the early part of this decade, when market forces finally lifted the country upward. What happened to Japan may be our fate if Obama's economic stimulus package isn't overturned soon. John
You guys build a lot of model planes out of straw and sticks in Wingnuttia, don't you, John. I bet that cargo is coming back any day now! What's the weather like there? Clearly, you have a radically altered history in your universe.

John Kwok · 6 April 2009

Sorry Marion, but the Japanese did try their own version of an economic stimulus back in the 1990s and didn't work. Only countries this time that seem so hell bent on doing this are ours and the United Kingdom's; the rest of world thinks stronger regulation would work better than economic stimulus:
Marion Delgado said: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123903779551793559.html Zomg! The foolish Japanese are not even LISTENING to John Quack! Are they blind? Mammon is not mocked, and His Invisible Hand shall surely smite them! There is no God but Mammon and Mises was His true profit. My theory: The evil PZ got to them.
John Kwok said: Seward, With regards to your recent reply to Marion Delgado, I would note that the Japanese tried a massive economic stimulus package for themselves back in the 1990s, and it didn't trigger an economic recovery. Instead, the country was in an economic doldrum until the early part of this decade, when market forces finally lifted the country upward. What happened to Japan may be our fate if Obama's economic stimulus package isn't overturned soon. John
You guys build a lot of model planes out of straw and sticks in Wingnuttia, don't you, John. I bet that cargo is coming back any day now! What's the weather like there? Clearly, you have a radically altered history in your universe.

John Kwok · 6 April 2009

Marion,

Instead of acting like a delusional creationist IDiot, why don't you read Michael Shermer's "Why Darwin Matters" and Mark Pallen's "The Rough Guide to Evolution", since they both explain how Adam Smith's conception of an "invisible hand" inspired Darwin's thinking on the "economy of nature".

Anyway, the only god I believe in is a Klingon one.....

Qap'la,

John

John Kwok · 6 April 2009

The man you speak of DID NOT ADVOCATE the assassination of a democratic president, and suggested such a possibility only if he decided to become a Marxist - Leninist totalitarian dictator. Last time I checked, this president is my president, and will remain so until the end of his current term in office, even though I disagree strongly with his economic policies. Only delusional nuts like you jumped to the conclusion that I wanted him assassinated, waged a fear-mongering campaign at Amazon, and had me banned. Those who are far more sane recognized that I was guilty only of exaggeration, and have since welcomed me back into the fold as a reasonable commentator as noted here:

In reply to an earlier post on Feb 12, 2009 1:33 AM PST
Elliott Bignell says:

John has suggested I pass on some comments pertaining to the discussion in question. They are taken from an e-mail exchange occurring off-forum and devolving from this thread of discussion and I think it best under the circumstances to post them verbatim rather than attempt to paraphrase, which might introduce biases of my own:

"...I must strongly beg to differ with your interpretation. I didn't threaten nor promise to 'behave', period. All I've said is that I accept Obama as my president and will suspend criticism of him (though there's potentially a lot for me to be critical of, especially with his economic stimulus package). Don't mind at all if you mention that."

"However, I did say that I am pleased with his cabinet picks for the most part, especially in science and technology. I should also note too that two of his key advisors, Axelrod and Attorney General Holder, are fellow alums of my high school."

While I have my differences with John on political matters, I can only echo this sentiment. All who are interested in the success of science must be breathing a sigh of relief that the new administration appear to be reversing the anti-science part of the Bush agenda. More than that I do not wish to say!

That's a comment posted by Elliott after my review of Jerry Coyne's "Why Evolution is True".

John Kwok · 6 April 2009

Sorry ben, but PZ does a much better job of name dropping than I do. After all, he wants everyone to know that he's a good pal - and in fact, the best American pal - of Richard Dawkins:
ben said:
A prominent evolutionary biologist agrees with me - I won’t disclose who that is
Your well-known propensity for name-dropping is quite remarkable. You name-drop even when you won't tell us what the name is. PZ Myers, Glenn Beck, Wayne Gretzky and all the teachers at my famous high school agree with me on this.
Who the "prominent evolutionary biologist" is an answer which shall remain nameless.