An agony in eight fits (Updated 2/18)

Wesley Elsberry is beginning a series of indeterminate length dissecting Disco Dancer Casey Luskin's forthcoming 8-part series on "Judge Jones's Misguided NCSE-Scripted Kitzmiller Ruling and the Origin of New Functional Genetic Information". Wesley's first sentence is a classic:

Casey Luskin has decided to treat us to an agony in eight fits, wherein he will whine mightily concerning "information". I don't know how many of those I'll be taking note of, but I might as well have a look at the first one.

Go read it all and comment there, please. Update: Mark Chu-Carroll has also stepped on Casey.