A Theological Perspective on Why the Sky Is Blue
In the beginning of years, when the world was so new and all, and the Animals were just beginning to work for Man, the Lord created the Reptile. And the Lord, for a lark, covered the earth with a blue dome that stretched from sea to sea, and from the river unto the ends of the earth. And the dome caused the humidity to rise and the plants to grow without limit. And the Reptiles ate of the abundant plants and were fruitful and multiplied and every moving thing that lived was meat for them. And terrible Lizards grew to gigantic proportions and drove Man to the edges of the earth, to the wilderness of Zin, where the humidity was low. And the Lord saw that the dome was not so good and became wroth with himself and said oops. And the Lord removed the dome, and the Lizards died (save those that were covered with feathers). And Man was fruitful and multiplied and colonized the earth, and every moving thing that lived was meat for him (except for the Pig). And God said let the sky be blue* as a token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations.
* It is not known whether God made the sky blue at the same time as he made the rainbow.
Dedication. I dedicate this essay to Robert Byers.
478 Comments
D. P. Robin · 1 April 2010
YUCK here. I am so glad to see you dedicate this exemplar of common sense to that wonderful US American, the Canadian Robert Byers!
Robert Byers (God bless him in all his endeavors!) is even now routing the infidel Darwinists from the field. God willing, soon he shall become North America's first and greatest Constitutional Theomancer and return us to glory!
dpr
Avi · 1 April 2010
Why do non theists like this one all too often feel so free to be disrespectful to people's most dearly held beliefs? Have you no compassion or respect for others? The arrogance. And this is all coming from one who accepts the science of evolution, etc. I am also a Bible believer. I don't interpret the creation story in Genesis as what we would deem literal. But to so freely mock the beauty of the language used in the creation story is totally uncalled for. There are other ways to poke fun at Creationists that are not so "blasphemous" to people's faith.
fnxtr · 1 April 2010
Avi, if you've read anything by Byers you know he is not worthy of any respect whatsoever. The man is unhinged, and just will not go away.
fnxtr · 1 April 2010
Also please note the publishing date.
dogmeatib · 1 April 2010
Karen S. · 1 April 2010
That's great. And in the Northeast we had flooding this week just like Noah did. (The sky wasn't blue then.)
John Kwok · 1 April 2010
John Kwok · 1 April 2010
@ Matt Young -
Have a confession to make. I have seen the light and the Disco Tute is absoluely right. Have accepted as the one true PROPHET, thy master's most humble servant, Bill Dembski.
P. S. Of course I most strongly endorse your dedication to my favorite Canadian not named Denyse O'Leary.
e-dogg · 1 April 2010
Matt Young · 1 April 2010
From our "you can't make this stuff up" department: A relative of mine, a science teacher, has friends who are Biblical literalists. Recently he asked them to explain the existence of dinosaur fossils. They replied that they subscribed to a "theory" -- they insisted on the word theory -- that God had enclosed the earth with a shell that allowed the humidity to rise. Plants grew lush, and there was adequate food for dinosaurs. When God removed the shell the dinosaurs died out.
TomS · 1 April 2010
That's what's known as the "vapor canopy" theory, which was at one time seriously proposed by some of the well-known creationists. The removal of the shell was what led to Noah's flood.
John Kwok · 1 April 2010
FL · 1 April 2010
You made some good points Avi, but you see how they respond to you.
Don't worry, you are useful to them, you are still their friend, of course -- as long as you limit your comments to criticizing and opposing Non-Darwinist efforts and creationist theology.
And you'd better learn to love that good bible satire, and (according to Fnxtr), you had better be thankful that your masters don't do anything WORSE to you Christians (how would you like to be dunked under water, you uppity Avi?).
FL
Mike in Ontario, NY · 1 April 2010
My sister's church "taught" her that the Earth was much more "pure" back in the "olden days" and that's why animals were far larger "back then" than they are now. I countered that the Earth's atmosphere was toxic to multi-cellular animal life for most of Earth's history, and that the largest animal that has ever existed exists in the present. My mother's church is even WORSE: they "teach" that idiotic "regenerating eagle" parable as biological fact. I set her straight on the biology end of things, but I had the sense she wasn't fully believing me. I love my mother, but it pains me to no end that she became all Jesus-y late in life and believes more and more stupid, untrue, and sometimes hateful things as she "grows" in her faith. I miss that woman who raised me.
Joe Felsenstein · 1 April 2010
Mike in Ontario, NY · 1 April 2010
Oh great, more sneering and baiting by Flaming Looney. I won't hang around for more of his special brand of short-bus riding, window-licking, steaming heap of bible babble. As it turns out, PZ Myers is speaking tonight at my place of employment, so I'm thrilled. And Avi, the xian persecution complex is getting pretty tired. Don't make me call the whaaaaambulance for you. Take a joke, ya crybaby.
Jesse · 1 April 2010
Do I smell a persecution complex all up in this thread?
Henry J · 1 April 2010
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're a page right out of history...
Science Avenger · 1 April 2010
Bob Maurus · 1 April 2010
I wonder if maybe, just to be on the safe side, the "me" in "And God said let the sky be blue* as a token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations" ought to be rendered as "Me."
The Big Fella tends to be kinda touchy about things like that, ya know. He gets pretty steamed if you have any other gods before Him.
Far as I know, though, it's okay to have other gods alongside of Him, eh?
harold · 1 April 2010
Frank J · 1 April 2010
Greg Peterson · 1 April 2010
A belief being "cherished" is not some sort of kryptonite shield against criticism, which is all good satire ever really is. I'm sure "The Producers" was offensive to some folks who "cherish" Nazism, too. In fact, I'd bet that ever target of satire is, if not exactly cherished, at least valued by some people or another. Next stop: ridiculous British libel and anti-blasphemy laws.
And to add to the point an earlier poster made, I happen to have a degree in biblical studies from well-known evangelical college. I know the Bible quite well, especially the New Testament (I studied Greek but not Hebrew, so I naturally learned more of the New Testament that way). And as objectively as I can put it, parts of the Bible are pretty good. There is a pleasant sort of poetic symmetry in Genesis 1 that I can understand people growing attached to. But with dozens of people working on it for hundreds of years, it could have been better. It's OK literature, and from that historical period, probably above average. But apart from its putative magical qualities, there's not much to "cherish" in the Bible. Much of what in it is good has been said better (or at least as well) elsewhere, and much of the rest of it is not only a middling source of literature, but a deplorable source of morals and wisdom. I don't think a person can just claim any old thing, regardless of its qualities, cherished and special and sacred and thereby off-limits for cheeky criticism...because I don't know what, then, could ever be fair game for criticism, nor how many things could improve without it.
Jesse · 1 April 2010
midwifetoad · 1 April 2010
http://www.creationscience.com/onlinebook/FAQ218.html
Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 April 2010
FL · 1 April 2010
Hey, let me ask a question. Something I've been wondering about for a while.
You know, PvM used to post and contribute threads in this forum. He was a professing Christian, a theistic evolutionist just like Avi.
You guys used to get a lot of mileage off of PvM, but I've noticed that he hasn't posted around here in a long long time.
Just wanted to ask, whatever happened to him? Why did he stop posting at PT?
raven · 1 April 2010
Jesse · 1 April 2010
Paul Burnett · 1 April 2010
raven · 1 April 2010
fnxtr · 1 April 2010
Jesse · 1 April 2010
FL · 1 April 2010
You know what? I think you guys ran off the theistic evolutionist PvM, ran him away from this PT board, because he was a professed Christian evolutionist who occasionally dared to challenge you guys and stand up for theism on one or two items.
I remember some of your posts when you disagreed with his theistic views. Y'all were hittin' him pretty hard with those gut punches, weren't you? You made things ohhhh so clear to him.
Is that why he left PandasThumb, amigos? Hmmm? That seething, barely concealed hatred towards Christianity was a bit too much for him, wasn't it?
Keelyn · 1 April 2010
Science Avenger · 1 April 2010
Stanton · 1 April 2010
dogmeatib · 1 April 2010
Stanton · 1 April 2010
Stanton · 1 April 2010
Jesus"academic freedom" to smoldering academic rubble is a great thing?dogmeatib · 1 April 2010
Stanton · 1 April 2010
FL · 1 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 April 2010
nmgirl · 1 April 2010
FL · 1 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 April 2010
Stanton · 1 April 2010
Stanton · 1 April 2010
Stanton · 1 April 2010
fnxtr · 1 April 2010
Thing is, FL, I really do have some devout Christian friends. They don't act like you. Apparently, your Christ wants you to be an obnoxious prick. That's not the Christ I've always heard about.
Jesse · 1 April 2010
raven · 1 April 2010
FL · 1 April 2010
Stanton · 1 April 2010
Where did Jesus say He appreciated His followers spreading lies and slander? I was out that day in Sunday School.
Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 April 2010
FL, you brought up atheists who, for reasons other than atheism, killed lots of people.
We pointed out that there were worse killers who killed for explicitly christian purposes.
Try to act like a grown-up and deal with that issue.
FL · 1 April 2010
FL · 1 April 2010
And btw, RG, the officially atheist government of China is STILL imprisoning, beating, starving, and even sometimes murdering thousands of Christians and Tibetan Buddhists. Even in 2010.
Let's be honest, please. Darwinism fuels Atheism, and Atheism is just flat out NO-GOOD LOW-DOWN VAR-MINT SKUNK-MESS!!!
(I love those Cornfield County adjectives, don't you?)
FL :)
Jesse · 1 April 2010
D. P. Robin · 1 April 2010
Jesse · 1 April 2010
Dale Husband · 1 April 2010
FL, you don't get to promote outright fraud in the name of your extremist brand of religion and expect to be treated with respect by people who can see right through your constant nonsense and lies.
And bringing PvM into this was just a cheap shot. Grow up!
Stanton · 1 April 2010
Jesse · 1 April 2010
Stanton · 1 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 1 April 2010
Jesse · 1 April 2010
For the record FL, if you use any of your Evolution -> Eugenics -> Holocaust sources that uses that Darwin quote as its evidence, that makes you the one guilty of lying, since you have now been informed of the full content rather than the out of context meaning.
Stanton · 1 April 2010
Sylvilagus · 1 April 2010
Jesse · 1 April 2010
Jesse · 1 April 2010
Jim Thomerson · 1 April 2010
I've been around a number of different main stream churches. I didn't see any of those congregations as feeling oppressed.
A creationist once told me there is an area in the Peruvian Andes which is original earth not submerged by the flood. He told me there is no sickness there, people live very long lives, and grow monster vegetables. Where did that come from?
Stanton · 1 April 2010
John_S · 1 April 2010
John Kwok · 1 April 2010
chunkdz · 1 April 2010
This comment has been moved to The Bathroom Wall.
John Kwok · 1 April 2010
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Dave Luckett · 1 April 2010
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amyc · 1 April 2010
amyc · 1 April 2010
Sorry about any typos in the above post. I'm using a smaller keyboard and sometimes I miss the space bar.
Jesse · 2 April 2010
robert van bakel · 2 April 2010
Byers, FL, this god chap, why doesn't s/he, it, defend his/her/its self these days like s/he, it used to do in the good ol' days?
Why does this god chap/chapess nedd prats like you, or taliban suicide nut jobs? Seems like a pretty lame arse god to follow, doesn't it? Why not follow an empty bottle of Coke, at least you could see, and touch it.
Alex H · 2 April 2010
sinned34 · 2 April 2010
FL is a perfect example of what my pastor called, "hardening hearts toward the Gospel". The large quantity of lying Christian scumbags, especially in the more evangelical churches, are one of the major reasons why I eventually left the church.
FL seems completely oblivious to the fact that he's not doing a very good job of representing his savior amongst the majority heathen population here. In fact, he's doing a great job of ensuring that most of us will spend an eternity in the Lake of Fire! Not that he probably would be bothered by that thought at all...
Jesse · 2 April 2010
Robert Byers · 2 April 2010
Thank you for the dedication. I guess for Easter.
The difference from your invention and the bible is authority , evidence, powerful persuasion, and human agreement with these things.
The bible claims to be from God. Its a claim in good standing until you prove the witness lied.
The bible is fantastic full of ideas and data that can be checked by modern man. its excellent in its credibility.
the bible was the words of a ancient famous successful people in the middle east who still are the focus of earth while all other neighbours vanished in their identies.
The bible is the book for the great Christian civilization and especially the dominant and present Protestant civilization which created the modern world.
Especially amongst the English speaking people who were most excited about the truth of scripture as led by the Puritan/Evangelical in the Anglo-American universe.
It is these people, most close to following the bible, that raised the moral and intellectual standards of mankind. All good things come from here.
The world just copys or immigrates to this bible influence civilization.
The bible is the greatest book of ideas and facts in mankinds history and still in the greatest and most moral and intelligent people ever it is a source for truth on every detail of man.
It is the origin of this forum.
Nope. The bible is more then made up as if this was so there would by now be credible challengers by the ark-full.
Dave Luckett · 2 April 2010
Byers, the Bible claims to be from God, and you believe it.
The Book of Mormon (say) also claims to be from God, and you don't believe it. The Koran claims to be from God, and you don't believe it. The Bhagadavita claims to be from God, and you don't believe it.
What is the difference between these claims that causes you to believe the one, but not the others?
sinned34 · 2 April 2010
I've read the Bible, and it truly is not a magical book. It is boring, repetitive, and overall is not very inspiring, which probably explains why most people who claim to believe in its veracity have never read much of it. Besides, for every good or honorable idea found within its pages, there are at least a dozen horrid or despicable stories. Rape, torture, genocide - it's all in there! I'm familiar enough with biblical apologetics to know just how much twisting of scripture, evidence, and logic that is required to make the bible into anything resembling the coherent, inerrant word of god.
All the greatest parts of Western society, including science, humanism, and logic, happened despite the contents of the bible, not because of it.
harold · 2 April 2010
sinned34 -
I'm not religious either, but I am one of the many non-religious people who finds the Bible, especially the KJV, to be an interesting, unique, and powerful work (or works) of literature.
Obviously there's no reason why we can't disagree on that subjective judgment. Just expressing a different view.
I'm definitely sick and tired of the influence of the decadent, post-modern, narcissistic, nihilistic version of Christianity which is a big political force in the US. However, I still love a lot of religion-inspired art, music, etc. I choose not to throw the baby out with the bathwater.
TomS · 2 April 2010
Keelyn · 2 April 2010
Frank J · 2 April 2010
Stanton · 2 April 2010
Matt Young · 2 April 2010
FL · 2 April 2010
FL · 2 April 2010
JKS · 2 April 2010
And now you inform them that they do not meet the standards that you set to be a Christian....
"Because, ultimately, evolution honestly IS incompatible with Christianity. "
Stanton · 2 April 2010
Stanton · 2 April 2010
Stanton · 2 April 2010
John Kwok · 2 April 2010
John Kwok · 2 April 2010
John Kwok · 2 April 2010
FL · 2 April 2010
Stanton · 2 April 2010
Stanton · 2 April 2010
One of the last comments I remember of PvM was that he was tired of dealing with petulant, narcissistic trolls.
amyc · 2 April 2010
amyc · 2 April 2010
Why has this thread turned into an argument about why or why not PvM left the Panda's Thumb forum? Maybe he found a different forum that didn't have so many delusional trolls. Maybe his computer broke, or he lost his internet connection. Maybe he hasn't had time to get online. It really doesn't matter why he left. The point of this forum is not to discuss why somebody may or may not have left. It is a pointless endeavor.
amyc · 2 April 2010
I also notice that FL dropped his eugenics argument and started focusing on the PvM debacle once he was shown to be an idiot on the subject.
FL · 2 April 2010
FL · 2 April 2010
Not my goal to turn this into a eugenics thread, Amyc. Somebody tried to bring up Nazism and that led to the appropriate quotations on my part, which then led to more replies.
For me, this thread is all about what Avi tried to tell y'all, and the way y'all responded to him.
THAT, is what folks here apparently don't wanna discuss too much.
Stanton · 2 April 2010
Stanton · 2 April 2010
Stanton · 2 April 2010
Stanton · 2 April 2010
FL · 2 April 2010
Stanton · 2 April 2010
Stanton · 2 April 2010
Furthermore, you keep insisting that "Evolution is incompatible with Christianity," meaning that "one can not accept Jesus Christ and evolution"
If you accept that there are Christians who have no trouble with accepting Evolution, then your whole premise is false to begin with.
Nick Horton · 2 April 2010
Stanton · 2 April 2010
Frank J · 2 April 2010
FL · 2 April 2010
Matt Young · 2 April 2010
Stanton · 2 April 2010
Dale Husband · 2 April 2010
Dale Husband · 2 April 2010
Dale Husband · 2 April 2010
And for the record, I do not consider the absurd idea that the Bible is the Word of God to be an essential dogma of Christianity, since you can beleive in Jesus while still viewing the Bible as a flawed human product. Jesus lived in the Jewish culture of his time and place and spoke to his people in their own theological language. Had he not done so, none of them would have understood him. To support the assertion that evolution is incompatible with Christianity, you have to find a statement directly from Jesus denying outright the possibility of man's common descent from other animals species. And I know of none. Therefore, FL's claim is debunked.
Mike Elzinga · 2 April 2010
Jesse · 2 April 2010
sinned34 · 2 April 2010
robert van bakel · 3 April 2010
Byers, you truly amaze me, your Jesus armour must be a foot thick; this is not a compliment.
Have you ever read, Plato's "Myth of the Cave"? You should, as you are one of the men who remained down the hole and never saw the light of day, and yet maintained a claim to enlightenment.
Byers said: "Especially amongst the English speaking people who were most excited about the truth of scripture as lead (?) by the Puritan/Evangelical in the Anglo/American universe."
This is pitiable stuff, do you have any, any shame? Your rants are the stuff of a truly delusional thought process; I use 'thought process'in its loosest meaning. Pray to Jesus but why bring in nationality? You are part of the 'Anglo/American universe' for one reason, your parents fucked there. This, as I'm sure you will agree does not bestow insight, hell, some people, me included, would consider it very unfortuanate.
Richard · 3 April 2010
DS · 3 April 2010
In order to convince us that the bible is not made up, Byers makes up his own words, rules of grammar and rules of logic. Well I sure am convinced (that Byers is a delusional twit who should be ignored completely). If he did have anything meaningful to say, he could at least have the common decency to try to attempt to say it in a comprehensible manner. Trying to parse some meaning from his garbled ramblings is like trying to divine the future from tea leaves. You can convince yourself that you know what he is trying to say, but it is usually so strange that you can't believe that anyone would try to actually say that. So then you have to convince yourself that he wasn't really trying to say what you thought he said, so then you have to come up with something even more improbable, it can get very confusing. Probably better to just assume insanity and leave it at that. Even false prophets should learn to speak the language.
Stanton · 3 April 2010
Just Bob · 3 April 2010
Avi · 3 April 2010
I just read thru most of the replies here. I apologize for sounding as though I was categorizing all non theists like so many people thought. I did say "all too often" and "non theists like this one." So I did try to be selective. But again, it is obvious that not all non theists are guilty of this.
And yes, all too often many people of faith fail to follow their own books like the Bible and fail to show love to those without the same views. I hate that. I believe that God does too.
I am new here so I don't know anything about the person who was being satired. So I won't comment on him.
One good thing about our freedom here in America is that our differences are rarely a cause for violence nowadays. Most often our differences can be safely kept to the freedom of speech. And so while I don't agree with speaking in a demeaning or mocking fashion of anyone, I can be thankful that this is as far as most will go with it.
And as a Bible believer, I for one can say that just because you may be an athiest or non believer you are not automatically a person with no morals, etc. That idea is thankfully not one that comes out of the Bible. It is what folks in my circles call "religious." But I am not here to get into this sort of debate. So while I do disagree with looking down your proud nose and mocking another, I don't mean to categorize an entire group. People are to be understood on a person to person basis.
Dale Husband · 3 April 2010
John Kwok · 3 April 2010
DS · 4 April 2010
Avi wrote:
"And as a Bible believer, I for one can say that just because you may be an athiest or non believer you are not automatically a person with no morals, etc."
Agreed. Indeed, it seems to me that it is much more commendable that one develop a consistent rational basis for moral values that that one uncritically accept whatever is written in a book that has been translated four times. The two things are not necessarily incompatible, but in cases of conflict between reason and tradition, there must be an arbiter. Those who deny the value of human reason would seem to have absolved themselves of moral responsibility, that doesn't make their decision correct, or even desirable.
Matt Young · 4 April 2010
FL · 4 April 2010
Stanton · 4 April 2010
ckc (not kc) · 4 April 2010
Dornier Pfeil · 4 April 2010
henry · 4 April 2010
Stanton · 4 April 2010
Avi · 4 April 2010
Touched a nerve did I?
Avi · 4 April 2010
ckc (not kc) · 4 April 2010
"touched a nerve did I?.... coming home to numerous small kids is demanding"
...so, do you want sympathy, or respect for your ability to touch nerves?
Dale Husband · 4 April 2010
Karen · 4 April 2010
In the beginning of years, when the world was so new and all, and the Animals were just beginning to work for Man...
this isn't biblical terminology, this is purest Kipling! Updated, of course, for the 21st century.
FL · 5 April 2010
FL · 5 April 2010
FL · 5 April 2010
FL · 5 April 2010
My apologies, I forgot to cite the source on Rosenhouse.
http://www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/07-10-10/#feature
FL
Matt Young · 5 April 2010
FL · 5 April 2010
John Kwok · 5 April 2010
fnxtr · 5 April 2010
FL is like the old judges in the witch trials who thought that questioning their authority was the same as heresy.
No-one hates the cross, FL, they just hate people who use it as an excuse to be assholes. And yes I mean you.
Dave Luckett · 5 April 2010
Jesse · 5 April 2010
DS · 5 April 2010
So, Jesus died on the cross so that FL would have an excuse to reject reality. Kind of puts the whole thing in a brand new light now doesn't it.
henry · 5 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 5 April 2010
John Kwok · 5 April 2010
Andrew Stallard · 5 April 2010
Stanton · 5 April 2010
Stanton · 5 April 2010
FL · 5 April 2010
Stanton · 5 April 2010
Stanton · 5 April 2010
FL · 5 April 2010
John Kwok · 5 April 2010
Stanton · 5 April 2010
Stanton · 5 April 2010
Dale Husband · 5 April 2010
Jesse · 5 April 2010
If you haven't noticed FL, your scumbaggery really turns people off. It makes the Christians who use their brains and actually have decent ethical standards look bad and they get pissed off. They don't like being lumped in with the hypocritical, asinine willfully ignorant circus that you call being a good Christian. It makes non-Christians look at Christianity and not want anything to do with such an unethical set of religious practices. That is part of why fundamentalism is going to lose a lot of influence in the not too distant future.
Just Bob · 5 April 2010
Personal testimony:
I am an atheist. I was raised in a mainstream Protestant church. When we moved to a new town, and were raising toddlers, I seriously considered attending church again (yes, hypocritically), for the social contacts and the exposure my kids would have to Christianity, whether they adopted it or not. I have atheist friends who did just that.
However, occasional contact with fundamentalist bigots, YECs and the like, even in that mainstream church, persuaded me that any positive benefit of church membership for my children would not be worth the risk. I REALLY wouldn't want one of my kids to decide to become "born again" and become a reality-denying bibliolator like FL.
Thus my children missed out on a "Christian education" and background (culturally useful even if they remained atheist). And Christians missed out on a chance to educate and "save" them. All thanks to fundamentalist YECs like FL.
Dale Husband · 5 April 2010
FL · 5 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 5 April 2010
Dale Husband · 5 April 2010
John Kwok · 5 April 2010
386sx · 5 April 2010
FL · 5 April 2010
386sx · 5 April 2010
Heres' another one... "and whoever marries her which is put away does commit adultery."
There you go. The supreme intelligent master of the universe thinks divorced women have the "cooties" or something. The supreme super-duper intelligent master of the universe so full of love and joy, is worried about some lame superstitious baloney. Nice.
Dale Husband · 5 April 2010
Dale Husband · 5 April 2010
Jesse · 5 April 2010
Dale Husband · 5 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 5 April 2010
Jesse · 5 April 2010
Stanton · 5 April 2010
FL · 5 April 2010
Rilke's granddaughter · 5 April 2010
Dornier Pfeil · 5 April 2010
386sx · 5 April 2010
Dornier Pfeil · 5 April 2010
Dornier Pfeil · 5 April 2010
Dornier Pfeil · 5 April 2010
Dale Husband · 5 April 2010
Avi · 5 April 2010
Dave Luckett · 5 April 2010
386sx, that quote about "in the beginning God made them male and female": you have to ask what "in the beginning" means, and who the "them" are.
Context. Jesus was being asked whether it is lawful to divorce, and is answering that question. He is therefore giving a rule - something he very rarely did - about a human institution. The remark is a preamble to an (implied) idea: that marriage was ordained by God at the beginning.
At the beginning of what? Why, since this is about human institutions, at the beginning of humanity, of course. These are the "them" of which Jesus speaks: humans.
And when we look at human societies, we find that marriage, in some form, is absolutely universal to all of them, which argues that it has been with us since "the beginning". We also find that it is different from the arrangements of our nearest relatives. We also find that the very long infancy and dependence of humans on their parents makes marriage an advantageous arrangement, and sexual pair-bonding - marriage - is therefore probably consequent on it.
So Jesus was speaking perfect truth, as far as we understand it. Male and female were there at the beginning (of humanity), and so was marriage.
Just to be absolutely specific, he was not saying or implying that God created the Universe in six days, or the species by separate supernatural creation.
fnxtr · 5 April 2010
Sexual pair-bonding in humans is a cultural choice. If we were truly a pair-bonding species, there would be no infidelity, no divorce, no prostitution. Once we found a mate, we would simply not react sexually to anyone else. And we really don't know the social behaviour of early humans. Chimps and bonobos are quite promiscuous, though, and that might be a clue.
Dave Luckett · 5 April 2010
fnxtr · 5 April 2010
So far as we know. Exactly. And there are polygamous/polyandrous cultures. If by marriage he meant monogamy then I suggest he was quite simply wrong.
John Kwok · 5 April 2010
There's still ample doubt as to whether or not Jesus was really a historic figure. The Roman - Jewish historian Flavius Josephus doesn't mention him, and if he does, then it's merely in passing.
Dave Luckett · 5 April 2010
Oh, quite so. I quite agree with you. He was wrong, in our terms. His opinion, that divorce is impermissable except in the case of the adultery of the woman, is quite obviously only applicable to the culture of his time and place (and similar).
But on the other hand, it was that culture, that time and place, of which he was speaking, and his stricture recognised that marriage was an economic institution the dissolution of which had economic effects, among which was the tendency to impoverish - actually to render destitute - the woman, and (unfairly) to stigmatise her. In terms of that culture, the opinion was actually a compassionate one. It does not hold for our culture.
Certainly there are polygynous, polyandrous, serial and line marriage and various other forms of marriage in human societies. (Well has it been remarked that modern western culture practices serial polygamy.) That doesn't mean that marriage is not found in all human societies, nor that it is not very ancient, at least.
The point, I submit, stands. Jesus was not describing the origin of the species. He was giving an opinion on divorce, one with which rational people may differ. But to say he was stating that the world was created in six days and the species separately by supernatural means is to put words in his mouth.
Dave Luckett · 6 April 2010
John Kwok, I agree that there is a body of opinion that holds that there is insufficient evidence that Jesus of Nazareth existed. I do not agree with that opinion.
Jesse · 6 April 2010
386sx · 6 April 2010
Dave Luckett · 6 April 2010
Jesse, I quite agree that the fully contemporary records (within one lifetime) are very scant, but the letters of Paul date as early as the early fifties, and the first Gospels probably no later than 70. The Gospel of John is thought by most scholars to incorporate eyewitness material. Most scholars accept the view that there were written sources for the synoptic Gospels that predate them. The Rylands fragment appears to be a piece of one of these.
The reference in Josephus has certainly been tampered with, but when I read it, I hear two voices, one skeptical, one credulous. I think the former is the original text, which would argue that Josephus did actually acknowledge at least the existence of Jesus of Nazareth, as a nabi and miracle-worker who attracted many who believed in such things. There is also the passing reference in Pliny. Ironeus and some other Church fathers date as early as the early second century.
You seem to assume that Christian writers must be excluded from evidence altogether, but this appears unreasonable to me. Others would have little reason to mention Jesus, and the Gospels, at least, are consistent within reason with each other and with what else is known of the time and place and Roman administration of Judea.
The other side of the argument is how well any figure from ancient history is attested by first-class direct disinterested eyewitness accounts. It is, in fact, very rare to find this. Socrates, for example, is only known from the writings of his disciples and adherents written a generation later. These plainly contain material that could not have been recorded at the time. The Dialogues purport to be reportage of actual conversations, thirty years on, for example.
Even someone as momentous as Alexander the Great is not known from any contemporary or eyewitness source. The accounts we have, while certainly credible - Arrian particularly - originate centuries later, and are based on material that has been lost.
It always seems to me that demands that the existence and teachings of Jesus be attested by direct disinterested eyewitness accounts, or be discounted altogether, is uncannily like the demand of creationists that every detail of evolution be demonstrated before their eyes, or they won't believe a word of it. Both require "proof" in ways or to extents that take no account of the nature of the materials and evidence available.
386sx · 6 April 2010
Dave Luckett · 6 April 2010
386sx · 6 April 2010
Dave Luckett · 6 April 2010
The "conclusion" I referred to was "I guess not."
I'm sorry, but there are now so many layers of irony in your sarcasm that I'm having trouble understanding what you're actually objecting to. You appear to wish to deride me for thinking that Jesus's opinion on divorce, while defensible in his time and place, is not reasonable or acceptable now, and that in any case it is not an opinion on the origin of species. Is that right?
FL · 6 April 2010
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FL · 6 April 2010
Dale Husband · 6 April 2010
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Avi · 6 April 2010
eric · 6 April 2010
DS · 6 April 2010
Avi wrote:
"Each myth is a masterpeice in its own rite. Genesis was very, very carefully worded. It does NOT contain discrepencies. Even the Hebbrew letters were carefully chosen in order to contain mathematical patterns that were significant to the ancient authors and recipients.
What may look at first like a mistake or contradiction does not look that way once you understand their worldview more. To them the stars were hanging inside a material dome covering the four sided flat earth, which was its self “floating” on abysmal waters. All the ancients who wrote all those myths saw things about the same way."
I am glad that you do not believe that you have to deny science and reality in order to cling to a myth. However, if the writers of the bible could get the science wrong, why is it a big deal if the bible contains contradictions? Why would this invalidate the moral lessons in the myths any more than getting the science wrong?
John Kwok · 6 April 2010
On the other hand we have excellent, essentially eyewitness, accounts of the Persian Wars and the Peloponnesian War from the likes of Herodotus and Thucydides. With regards to the historical evidence for Christ's existence, we need to bear in mind that Roman Palestine was a relatively unimportant part of the Roman Empire until the Jewish revolts in the first and second centuries of the common era. So it shouldn't be too surprising that there is such scant historical evidence for his existence (Or even Mohammed's, for reasons similar to what I have stated; in Mohammed's case, central Arabia being a relatively remote region that didn't fall under the spheres of influence of either the Byzantine or Sasanid Persian Empires.).
SWT · 6 April 2010
IMO, it's not surprising that there are few references to Jesus outside the early Christian community, even if we accept the gospel accounts as perfectly accurate historical records of his ministry. There were plenty of people during that time who preached to crowds, argued with other groups within the Jewish community, performed "miracles," gathered groups of disciples, challenged the Romans, etc. To the Jews who were not his disciples, he was just another rabble rouser who might making their life harder by ticking off the Romans; to the Romans he was just another political criminal and his execution by crucifixion was entirely routine. Only his disciples would have cared enough to preserve some record of his life and teaching.
Jesse · 6 April 2010
eric · 6 April 2010
SWT · 6 April 2010
John Kwok · 6 April 2010
John Kwok · 6 April 2010
fnxtr · 6 April 2010
FL · 6 April 2010
Dave Luckett · 6 April 2010
You have to study ancient history at some depth before you understand how tiny is the fraction of reasonably reliable copies of ancient documents. Originals are vanishingly rare. The survival chances of the records of the trial of Jesus of Nazareth - probably a one-line entry on a postcard-size piece of papyrus - are so exiguous as to hardly exist.
FL · 6 April 2010
Oh yeah, I forgot to give Mike Beidler proper credit. If you like theistic evolution, you gonna like him for sure. An interesting guy.
http://thecreationofanevolutionist.blogspot.com/
Dave Luckett · 6 April 2010
John Kwok · 6 April 2010
Jesse · 6 April 2010
Dale Husband · 6 April 2010
Dave Luckett · 6 April 2010
I think that the evidence suffices to say that there was a man called Yeshu bin Yussuf, a Galillean preacher, who was a radical in the terms of his day, teaching ideas startlingly different both from the ritualism that was overtaking Jewish thought then (and which largely overcame it in the next few centuries) and yet who also avoided sterile mysticism, although his later followers did not.
Regrettably, he also conceived or accepted the idea that he was the Messiah of the Jews (he was gravely mistaken), and for this he was crucified by the Romans, after he fomented, or was at least involved in, some kind of civil disturbance in Jerusalem in or about 30 CE, during the Passover.
Some of his words were recorded. There is evidence for translation from the Aramaic, which adds weight to the idea that they originated with him, and even one short page of his sayings in the original survives. His words as recorded include some of the most sublime ideas ever spoken, far out of place for his time. Whatever he was, whoever he was, he was a prodigy, and one of the greatest - perhaps the greatest of all - of the teachers of humanity.
That's as far as the evidence, within reason, can possibly take us - and as you say, further than some would go. That I would go so far is only a personal opinion, not a denial of others.
Rilke's Granddaughter · 6 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 6 April 2010
John Kwok · 6 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 6 April 2010
Stanton · 6 April 2010
Jesse · 6 April 2010
Dale Husband · 6 April 2010
Here we go again!
Note to Rilke’s Granddaughter and John Kwok, oh ye who love to bash each other:
Carl Sagan said, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." While direct observation may not be necessary to validate a historical account of an ancient war (even one memtioned in the Bible), claims of any events that clearly violate the known laws of science (such as a resurrection from the dead) must be examined skeptically to ensure it is credible. Indeed, Christianity's biggest weakness is its reliance on miracles. If we argue that such miracles do not happen today, that leads to one questioning if they actually happened back then. If we DO claim such miracles occur today, that leads to skeptics examining the more recent claims.....and they are often debunked, leading to one wondering if the ancient claims of miracles in Christianity might also be bogus.
Jesse · 6 April 2010
Dale Husband · 6 April 2010
Matt Young · 6 April 2010
I once wrote an article in Free Inquiry and presented a paper on how to be religious without believing in God. Nearly if not literally the only people who attended the paper were Unitarian-Universalists and Reform Jews. I thought we understood each other fairly well. Tom Flynn, the editor of FI, took me to task in the following issue. I think we can fairly conjecture that certain biblical literalists would not like the article either.
Henry J · 6 April 2010
This discussion leaves me wondering why some people insist on limiting God to things we can't explain. Why would a theist think that God can't be responsible for things that are explained scientifically? Especially when those things wouldn't require any violation of known physical laws?
Rilke's Granddaughter · 6 April 2010
John Kwok · 6 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 6 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 6 April 2010
In any event, the point remains: our understanding of the past is conditioned by highly limited documentation. If we accept Herodotus, what stops us from accepting Paul and Christ? I exclude the miracles, of course, though Herodotus was fond of the outlandish tale as well.
Alex H · 7 April 2010
tomh · 7 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 7 April 2010
Dave Luckett · 7 April 2010
Yes, Unitarians are Christians, although they deny the doctrine of the Trinity, which denial is formally a heresy in all three major branches of Christianity, Orthodox, Roman Catholic and Protestant; but only a very narrow, rigid and doctrinaire Christian would take issue with that, nowadays. You there, FL?
The Unitarian Universalist Church is a different beast altogether. They don't describe themselves as Christian at all. Some of them are happy to describe themselves as atheists. I don't get it myself, but there you are.
Stanton · 7 April 2010
John Kwok · 7 April 2010
John Kwok · 7 April 2010
FL · 7 April 2010
SWT · 7 April 2010
The correct answer is that the Church universal consists of all persons in every nation, together with their children, who profess faith in Jesus
Christ as Lord and Savior and commit themselves to live in a fellowship under his rule. We must hope well of all, and not rashly judge any man to be a reprobate.
FL · 7 April 2010
dogmeatib · 7 April 2010
FL · 7 April 2010
Dornier Pfeil · 7 April 2010
FL · 7 April 2010
Avi · 7 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 7 April 2010
fnxtr · 7 April 2010
Garbled oral history, a credulous population, and as Elzinga-san has pointed out, propaganda.
The stories were written down to strengthen the unity of the community and make new converts. Not exactly what we would call "unbiased reporting" these days.
fnxtr · 7 April 2010
It's no coincidence we get the word "propaganda" from the Catholic Church (Gregory XV, 1622).
Avi · 7 April 2010
dogmeatIB · 7 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 7 April 2010
Science Avenger · 7 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 7 April 2010
Avi · 7 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 7 April 2010
tomh · 7 April 2010
FL · 7 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 7 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 7 April 2010
Avi · 7 April 2010
Dave Luckett · 7 April 2010
FL asks me what I believe about the Resurrection. He speaks from his faith, which I'm afraid has been denied to me. I don’t know why, but I cannot shake the idea that if I am to place a belief at the core of my life, I should have actual evidence for it.
By FL’s own account, the Resurrection was an event unique in all history. Extraordinary claims like that require extraordinary attestation, but the reports he accepts as unerring are known to be unreliable, on internal evidence alone. None of them come from eyewitnesses, nor even originate anywhere near the event in time or place. Mark's gospel, written probably in Rome perhaps about 70 AD, contains the simplest and probably the earliest account we have of the events of that Sunday morning, but the last twelve verses of Mark are almost certainly bogus. The oldest manuscripts omit them entirely; all early manuscripts contain differing versions of them. The writing style of these verses is different from the rest of Mark's gospel - more literate and pious, less immediate, with different vocabulary. Some centuries ago, bible scholars came to the conclusion that this material was added by a different hand or hands, at some unknown later date. The most common opinion is that this was done before the middle of the second century CE, which is to say, about a hundred years after Jesus died.
Those last twelve verses contain all Mark's references to the resurrection of Jesus and to his appearances after death. Without them, the original account simply says that the women went to anoint the body, but found the stone rolled away and a young man in a white robe inside the tomb. The body was gone. The young man is said to have told the women that Jesus was raised, certainly, but the Greek word used need mean no more than "lifted" or "picked up". Mark's account, the earliest we have, ends there. No miracle is stated or implied. If none is required, none should be assumed, and Mark does not seem to assume one at all. There is no specific statement of a supernatural cause.
The other gospels were written later - towards the end of the first century, or even after that. Matthew and Luke have their own agendas, although they generally follow Mark, but where Mark reports nothing supernatural at the tomb, they indulge in an orgy of miracles: the young man becomes an angel or angels; the stone is not found rolled away, but rolls itself, with earthquakes; the Roman guards flee. And so on. In these particulars they contradict each other, and they also give completely different accounts of Jesus's appearances after death. In other words, they display the classic hallmarks of elaboration and invention in two diverging traditions. They retail legend, not history.
John's gospel gives an entirely different account. Significantly, he says that Mary Magdalene was the sole witness to anything miraculous at the tomb. She alone is said to have met Jesus in the garden, and mistook him for the gardener - which seems very unlikely, since she knew him well - and that this happened after the disciples had verified that the body was missing and had gone away again. There was apparently no thought in their minds that Jesus had risen from the dead. Mary herself greeted the man she thought to be the gardener by asking where “they” had taken him. Who is “they”, one wonders.
John’s gospel does not quite directly contradict Mark's account - though it does the others - and it might be regarded as an addendum. Again, it is late - but it might preserve an earlier story. John’s gospel is perhaps the one with the closest connection to the original disciples. (Mark and Luke were Pauline converts, and clearly somewhat hostile to the Jerusalem church, which was in any case destroyed by the Romans when they crushed the revolt of 70 CE. Matthew, from internal evidence, had probably never lived in Palestine, and was therefore not the disciple of that name. On the other hand, though John's gospel is late, it displays a knowledge of Palestinian geography and contains a great deal of material that the others do not; material that seems to originate with someone who had actually accompanied Jesus. This might perhaps be the original disciple, who is traditionally thought to have lived to a great age.) Perhaps the origin of the whole business, then, was the emotional distress of one overwrought woman who convinced herself that she had seen something that she desperately wanted to see.
The point is that teasing the truth out of this material is impossible. It is simply too distant from the events and it is fundamentally compromised. The only rational approach is to grant the most credence to the earliest, plainest and simplest account, and to take it at its least controversial and miraculous value.
This is Mark's original version, which says the women came to the garden and found the tomb empty and the stone rolled aside. Here they found a young man who told them that Jesus was gone; "picked up". Nothing more.
Could Mary Magdalene have actually met him in the Garden? Did Jesus die on the cross at all? It would have been unusual for a robust man to die in only six hours, as the need to break the legs of the thieves shows. Further, the gospels are at pains to insist on actual corporeality after the resurrection; that Jesus ate and drank, that his wounds were real. Also, it's odd that he should be said to tell Mary Magdalene on that Sunday morning not to touch him, for he had not yet ascended, and yet invite others to do so a few days later. Some have explained this inconsistency by saying he was infirm after his apparent death, but felt stronger later. They have used these odd scraps of information as evidence that he survived the cross. It's pure speculation, though. It has no more credibility than the idea that he rose from the dead.
And that is the point. Unless belief is informed by faith, there is no reason to believe either that Jesus didn't die on the cross, or that he rose from the dead. The simplest explanation is that he did die, but that his body was removed from the tomb by followers who paid off the guards. Possibly they did this with the intention of starting a legend - and if so, they succeeded beyond their wildest dreams. However, though that explanation is the simplest one that fits the earliest account, and therefore is to be preferred when one uses Occam’s Razor, it can never be verified, nor can any of the other explanations. There is no way that we can ever know the truth.
I'm sure FL would rejoin that he knows the truth already. Perhaps he does, but I'm afraid I don't, and although I envy him his certainty, I find it a trifle alarming. People have often been certain in their various faiths. Many have felt sure that they knew the truth, but often they were horribly wrong, with hideous results, as we in our own time can lamentably attest.
I hope FL’s certainty is not like that, but I'm glad he is not able to enforce it on others. Still, I commend to him the words of a man who was by no means a humanist agnostic. Oliver Cromwell wrote, "I beseech you in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you might be mistaken."
Perhaps the real difference between FL and me is that I allow that I might be mistaken.
Rilke's Granddaughter · 7 April 2010
Dale Husband · 7 April 2010
tomh · 7 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 7 April 2010
SWT · 7 April 2010
Dale Husband · 7 April 2010
Dale Husband · 7 April 2010
Stanton · 7 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 7 April 2010
Avi · 7 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 7 April 2010
John Kwok · 7 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 7 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 7 April 2010
John Kwok · 7 April 2010
Stanton · 7 April 2010
FL · 7 April 2010
Dale Husband · 7 April 2010
tomh · 7 April 2010
Dale Husband · 7 April 2010
Alex H · 8 April 2010
Stanton · 8 April 2010
So I guess it really is true that FL can not tolerate the idea of treating other people humane and decently if they do not share his own narrow, religious bigotries.
Rilke's Granddaughter · 8 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 8 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 8 April 2010
FL · 8 April 2010
FL · 8 April 2010
Stanton · 8 April 2010
Avi · 8 April 2010
Avi · 8 April 2010
FL · 8 April 2010
fnxtr · 8 April 2010
omh · 8 April 2010
Avi · 8 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 8 April 2010
tomh · 8 April 2010
Avi · 8 April 2010
FL · 8 April 2010
dogmeatIB · 8 April 2010
FL · 8 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 8 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 8 April 2010
Stanton · 8 April 2010
Science Avenger · 8 April 2010
Avi · 8 April 2010
Dale Husband · 8 April 2010
dogmeatIB · 8 April 2010
Dale Husband · 8 April 2010
henry · 9 April 2010
Dale Husband · 9 April 2010
Stanton · 9 April 2010
Dave Luckett · 9 April 2010
Henry, you have no idea of whether Jesus was referring to those stories as fictional narratives or as real events. Insisting on the latter is simply putting words in Jesus's mouth, and making statements that you don't know are true. Making such statements as if you knew them to be true, when you know no such thing, is a form of lying.
Jesus asked his disciples who was the good neighbour in the parable of the Good Samaritan, just as if the Samaritan was a real person and the parable retailed real events, but both Jesus and the disciples knew that this was a fictional story, told to make a point. He told, and referred to, many stories for that purpose. They were fictional narratives, not real events.
If you're going to be literal about Jesus, be literal - but that means not adding to his words, and that's what you're doing.
Stanton · 9 April 2010
SWT · 9 April 2010
Stanton · 9 April 2010
Stanton · 9 April 2010
SWT · 9 April 2010
dogmeatIB · 9 April 2010
FL · 9 April 2010
Robin · 9 April 2010
fnxtr · 9 April 2010
I have a friend who claims to have seen possession and exorcism. Funny how the only people ever possessed are the ones who believe in it in the first place....
Henry J · 9 April 2010
If somebody gets an exorcism but then doesn't pay for it, do they get repossessed?
FL · 9 April 2010
Rilke's granddaughter · 9 April 2010
Christianity does not depend on a literal reading of the bible.
Anyone who claims otherwise is not simply lying, they are literally insane.
Mike Elzinga · 9 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 9 April 2010
It was obvious when Dale posted his comment that FL would gleefully jump on it. But it is not the “victory” he thinks it is.
He has clearly admitted that, in choosing between objective reality and his evidence-free, sectarian “interpretation” of a purported holy book, he comes down squarely against objective reality.
But we already knew that.
The main point of his argument is his assertion that nobody else is a Christian if they don’t accept his sectarian interpretation of his holy book.
But we knew that also.
But how can FL be a Christian if he rejects and ignores the objective reality his purported deity slaps him in the face with every second of his existence? The clear answer is that he knows nothing of deities of any sort.
And we already knew that also. FL is a fraud, pure and simple.
John Kwok · 9 April 2010
John Kwok · 9 April 2010
John Kwok · 9 April 2010
You are an utter disgrace and a pathetic, intellectually - (and mentally) challenged "creature" who would be rejected instantly by Jesus Christ if Christ returned and walked among us. Some of the most intelligent people I know are devout Christians, and yet, they demonstrate consistently far more intelligence, understanding and appreciation of Christ and his teachings than we have ever seen from you.
Why don't you renounce Christianity and "infest" some other faith, such as, for example, Salafi Sunni Islam (No wait, you would be yet another one of that bizarre, murderous, and quite insane multitude.)?
tomh · 9 April 2010
Rilke's Granddaughter · 9 April 2010
Avi · 9 April 2010
Avi · 9 April 2010
Sorry about the blips above...
Mike Elzinga · 9 April 2010
Avi · 9 April 2010
Rilke's granddaughter · 9 April 2010
FL is actually better - he is capable of and occasionally engages in actual comment and response patterns. IBIGGY is incapable of holding acoherent conversation. IBIGGY is the stupidest poster I've seen in ages. He makes byers look intelligent.
Avi · 9 April 2010
Can't one simply ignore a particular poster here? Is there an option to block their posts from your computer viewing them as some blogs have?
I think you folks get a kick out of crucifying one another in the name of truth. Its sort of like a dysfunction family. :)
Rilke's granddaughter · 9 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 9 April 2010
Dale Husband · 9 April 2010
FL · 9 April 2010
Rilke's granddaughter · 9 April 2010
Dale Husband · 9 April 2010
Rilke's granddaughter · 9 April 2010
And I wasn't offering armchair diagnoses: there are thousands of Christian sects in the world, very few of which demand the bible be literal. To deny this reality would be insane, by definition.
And the truth or falsity of the resurrection DOES NOT DEPEND ON WHETHER IT WAS ACCURATELY REPORTED. Got that? 500 people don't have to have seen Christ risen for him to have risen. People are fallible, they misremember, they hear rumours, they write what they've heard - nothing in the NT was written by eyewitnesses; and we know telephone effects happen. By the way, your rebuttal was useless - it talked about transmission of the texts, not the story.
Stanton · 9 April 2010
In other words, FL is saying that if the Bible is not to be read word for word literally, if God didn't magically poof the world into existence 10,000 years ago, while making it look like at least 4.7 billion years old, if God didn't magically annihilate all life outside of Noah's magic boat 4000 years ago by opening the magical windows of the Heavens and turning on the "fountains of the deep," Jesus and His teachings are utterly useless.
Rilke's granddaughter · 9 April 2010
FL · 9 April 2010
FL · 9 April 2010
Stanton · 9 April 2010
FL · 9 April 2010
Rob · 9 April 2010
FL,
Do you follow every rule in the Bible litterally?
Rob
Stanton · 9 April 2010
FL · 9 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 9 April 2010
FL · 9 April 2010
Or what about taking literally the parts of the Bible where God says to kill your enemies, and your enemies’ families, and your enemies’ neighbors, and your enemies’ livestock, and burn all of your enemies’ worldly possessions?
That's not figurative, Stanton. Those parts are literal. Yes, they are. Examine the actual texts and examine them in context. They are quite literal.
So the next question is, who did God give those specific orders to? Stanton? FL? Billy Graham? Pope Benedict?
No, he gave the orders to the children of Israel, in the book of Joshua, as they passed over into the Promised Land--a land inhabited by people who had spat in God's face for hundreds of years despite God having mercy on them over and over and over again.
When the time came that God was forced to execute justice instead of His mercy, God sovereignly chose the children of Israel to go ahead and execute His justice, to do the Radical Surgery and completely on those extreme sinners who had gone off the deep end in terms of disobedience to God.
As OT professor Gleason Archer points out, it was indeed radical surgery. Apparently things had gotten to the horrific point that allowing any of them to live would only spread and increase the extreme sin-contagion once again. Cancers gotta be cut out all the way or they come back on you and kill you.
God is a God of love, Stanton. And mercy. And kindness. And patience. And, ummmmmmmm, justice and holiness, too.
The God you say that you serve.....is NOT tame. God loves us all very dearly, but you and I best not try to screw with Him. He's still God.
So God gave a limited-time, limited-range order to the Israelites to execute His divine judgment on the people of whom God had put up with those people's crap for 400 years and time was up.
Literally. But that's what I mean by context, Stanton: The context indicates that you and I have NOT been given divine orders to completely take out the Canaanites. Right?
So that would answer your question. Again, a good question, but the Bible gives a good (and true)answer.
FL
Stanton · 9 April 2010
Stanton · 9 April 2010
Then how come you can not show any of us exactly where in the Bible Jesus explicitly told His followers that He would deny salvation to those who did not read every single word of the Bible literally?
Where exactly in the Bible did Jesus say that He was going to send anyone who thought the description of Creation in Genesis was a parable straight to Hell to burn forever and ever and ever until the end of Time?
Where exactly in the Bible did Jesus say that He was going to deny His love to anyone who thought that trilobites were older than the stone the Pyramids of Giza were built out of? Or even for assuming that "descent with modification" was a fact?
Why can't you answer those questions?
Mike Elzinga · 9 April 2010
Now that is just plain sick; and this is the true FL showing through.
It's not genocide or murder if one's deity says to do it.
So all one has to do is demonize one's enemies and claim "the deity made me do it; I'm an innocent child of my diety."
That's certainly one of the major themes in the history of religion all right.
John Kwok · 9 April 2010
Stanton · 9 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 9 April 2010
You can really see where FL has gone completely off the rails. He lives in his medieval, air-tight mind, terrified of everything around him, using his deity as a projection of all his fears, hatreds, and desires to utterly annihilate all the enemies he imagines and provokes all around him.
Nature “red in tooth and claw” is far more humane and without malice. The laws of the universe are what they are; beautiful to behold and inspiring to understand.
And you get recycled rather than being sent to the “furnace” to be burned for things which a jealous projection of your tortured psyche called a deity did.
Mike Elzinga · 9 April 2010
FL · 9 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 9 April 2010
FL · 9 April 2010
Stanton · 9 April 2010
And yet, you can't explain where Jesus admonished His followers to read every single word of the Bible literally, except for the parts where you say are figures of speech.
Why are we supposed to assume that the narrative of Creation as described in Genesis is literally, 100% percent true, except for the figure of speech, "windows of heaven," even though there is no physical evidence anywhere that suggests that the world is less than 10,000 years old?
In a sad way, it's touching that you're concerned for our spiritual well-being, but, I, at least, do not find it flattering at all to receive the concern of a demonstrated liar-slanderer-gossip, like you. Why don't you tend to your own soul, and leave us be?
I can not find any conflict with assuming "descent with modification" is true because of the evidence, as well as accepting Jesus Christ as my savior. In marked contrast, I do find an enormous amount of conflict in being told by other people what I can and can not assume is true, especially when what these other people say conflict with reality.
Stanton · 10 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 10 April 2010
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FL · 10 April 2010
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FL · 10 April 2010
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Dale Husband · 10 April 2010
henry · 10 April 2010
Dave Luckett · 10 April 2010
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henry · 10 April 2010
henry · 10 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 10 April 2010
henry · 10 April 2010
Dave Luckett · 10 April 2010
It's actually pretty close to the legend of Osiris. The Egyptians were there a long time ago.
Avi · 10 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 10 April 2010
Avi · 10 April 2010
Avi · 10 April 2010
Mike Elzinga · 10 April 2010
Avi · 10 April 2010
Sorry about the blip again above with my double posting. I am still not used to this. AGH!
Avi · 10 April 2010
Hi Mike E
I know that you have likely herd this before. But it is solid and true. The Jesus of the New Testament DID fulfill numerous prophecies about the Messiah found in the Old Testament. He got way too many of them to be coincidence. And the way he related to the Old Testament, to God, and they way Jesus taught about God is absolutely unique and in line with the Old Testament. He was either the world's greatest creative genius who was self deceived, somehow works miracles and successfully predicted things and really fooled people to think he rose from the dead or he was exactly who he said he was.
Its like the great thinker C. S. Lewis said. He is either a liar, a lunatic or Lord.
Avi · 10 April 2010
I meant "heard" not "herd." LOL
Mike Elzinga · 10 April 2010
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FL · 11 April 2010
For a guy who insists on "objective reality", Mike sure has picked some biased, fanatically materialistic folks there. Stenger? Dawkins? C'monnnnnn, people.
(Btw, I'd never accept Mike's opinion regarding CS Lewis either, especially when it comes to a topic such as "objective reality." Mike's opinions are deeply colored by his own non-Christian religious beliefs and pre-suppositions, as you've guessed by now.)
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Honestly, the only way to know what creationists and ID supporters and Christian apologists/philosophers are actually saying wrt science (and religion as well, and reality too), is to actually READ their books and articles and websites for oneself.
For example, if I wanted to know how Christianity actually related to science, if I wanted to know exactly how to bridge the two domains, then I would (1) find a Bible and read it completely, and (2) find a copy of Wiliam Dembski's 1999 book Intelligent Design: The Bridge Between Science and Theoolgy. Period.
(His explanation is just that good, btw. Even a layman like me could clearly see how Jesus Christ related to the science domain, after Dembski spelled it out. Never saw things the same way again.)
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There's nothing wrong per se with checking out Mike's sources, but Christians need to remember that people like Kurtz, Stenger, Dawkins, are NOT into "objective reality." They're into Atheism, period. (Lord have mercy, that's so obvious it ain't funny!).
Hence it is critically important to balance out Mike's sources with what Paul Harvey called "The Rest Of The Story."
For example, if I'm going to take Mike's advice and read some David Hume, I'd make sure I had the "Rest of the Story" with me. Stuff like this:
Hume versus the Cosmo argument:
http://www.leaderu.com/offices/koons/docs/lec8.html
Hume versus the Design argument:
http://www.leaderu.com/offices/koons/docs/lec15.html
Hume versus the existence of miracles:
http://www.grmi.org/Richard_Riss/evidences/36hume.html
Or just Hume's overall mess:
http://www.tektonics.org/gk/hume01.html
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Those are just a few examples. (I'm not even getting into Graham Twelftree's detailed refutation of Hume wrt miracles in Jesus The Miracle Worker.)
(This also includes the comparative religions domain as well. For example, Madasamy Thirumalai's books on how to relate the Gospel correctly to Hindu and Buddist acquaintances and friends. Simply put, you can find "The Rest of The Story" in any of the areas Mike brought up, if you work hard at it.)
Talk about "looking for meat to eat"! How about simply locating and taking advantage of the entire "Grocery Store"?
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Bottom line: You don't have to be "jolted" by Mike's sources, if you are already properly prepared. Instead, you can:
"Dissect 'em, Diagnose 'em, Disarm 'em."
Some of the wealth of information will be online, some will be in books accessible at your local library and Christian bookstore, but it's there. And that's on top of the Bible itself, which can slice through any and all defenses like nothing else on this planet.
So these are very exciting times for Christians who want to take on the skeptics and atheists and Darwinists (and help the high-school and collegiate Christians to do the same.)
NOW is the time to check out all the powerful, intellectual, Bible-compatible Christian resources that God has provided in these last and evil days, and to make full use of them to dispel and diminish the disease of skepticism, in the power and love of the Spirit of God.
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Stanton · 11 April 2010
Avi · 11 April 2010
I seem to remember that Dembski has basically "recanted" most or all of his points (on one level or another) he tried to make in his first book. Is that so? I know his whole "You can't build a simpler mousetrap" notion was completely falsified for one. Doesn't he also admit that evolution has taken place? And the Big Bang?
Avi · 11 April 2010
Now I am thinking it is Behe, not Dembski.
Alex H · 11 April 2010
Avi · 11 April 2010
While I enjoy stimulating my thinking with various writers, remember that I am have experienced a few miracles that I will never be able to explain scientifically no matter how much I might even want to. So if I were deluged with reasons not to be a believer, I would have to willfully forget the things I have experienced. And yes I know that for all you atheists, etc out here this all means nothing to you but I said it none the less.
I would also willfully have to forget the depth of sheer genius I have read in the Bible, especially in Jesus. One thing I have learned a lot from is listening to Dr Michael L Brown's debates and reading his Answering Jewish Objections to Jesus books thoroughly.
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Stanton · 11 April 2010
claimslies and slander you constantly make, how would I know to defend myself from any of the myriads of false prophets the Bible warns us about? SStanton · 11 April 2010
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John_S · 11 April 2010
- The people writing about Jesus knew the prophesies and made stuff up to agree with them,
- The scribes recording the stories twisted them to agree with the prophesies,
- There are multiple conflicting prophesies and one cherry-picks the ones that agree while ignoring the ones that don't,
- The prophesies are so vague that one may always find something to shoehorn into a match.
Muslims claim Mohammad was foretold by the Bible (and Hindu scripture, too). The LDS claims Joseph Smith's various prophesies have been fulfilled. Jehovah's Witnesses find fulfilled prophesies all over the place - some in conflict with the ones quoted by mainstream Christians. The predictions of Nostradamus and Fatima's secrets have been "fulfilled" by one or another of these techniques. They're the stock in trade of every fortune teller.Avi · 11 April 2010
You’re right. It probably isn’t a coincidence. More likely:
The people writing about Jesus knew the prophesies and made stuff up to agree with them,
Well rather than fit the prophecies so strangely, why wouldn't they have made it all so amazingly crystal clear so that no one would be able to really argue about it?
The scribes recording the stories twisted them to agree with the prophesies,
Again, see my response to the first point. And why would they expect so many people to buy into something that could be so easily checked out being so close to the events?
There are multiple conflicting prophesies and one cherry-picks the ones that agree while ignoring the ones that don’t,
Or many of the prophecies not mentioned are either referring to the final end time to come in the future or they refer to something that happened in the past- i.e. the Babylonian captivity and the return from it.
The prophesies are so vague that one may always find something to shoehorn into a match.
To an untrained eye it sometimes seems that way. But there were some prophecies that were not at all that vague. Malachi foretold that the Messiah, who "owned" the temple, would display the glory of God in public at the temple before the second temple was destroyed which happened in 70 c e. Now that narrows things down.
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Dave Luckett · 12 April 2010
FL, you're seriously arguing that because the early Church fathers had serious doubts about 2 Peter, and took a very long time to accept it, that it's more likely to be authentic? Really?
You're also arguing that the stylistic differences can be simply set aside by waving the term amuensis around? They can't, you know.
Or that if Peter wrote 1 Peter and an amuensis (in fact, a pseudonymous writer) wrote 2 Peter, this would solve the problem? Surely even you can see that it only introduces new ones?
Or that it's credible that by 62 CE it was already necessary for the head of the church to write an encyclical letter to tell followers that the second coming might be on hold for a while? He talks about a thousand years, so it's pretty plain that by the time it was written, the church had dug in for the long haul. In 62 CE there were still plenty of people alive who'd heard Jesus - but at 3:3-4, the writer implies that that generation had all passed away. This has to put it later than Peter's life.
But even if you ignore this, you're still not off the hook. If the writer was Peter, the letter must predate the Gospels, and therefore Peter could not attest to their truth himself, anyway. Unless, of course, we are to have recourse to your usual solution and call up an uncovenanted miracle.
No. 2 Peter is dubious. But even if it weren't, even if there were no worries about it at all, even if you could reasonably insist that the fourth and fifth century church fathers whose consensus put it into canon were absolutely, definitely, unquestionably right about it, and it certainly is the product of Simon Peter himself, it says only that Peter describes himself and unknown others - presumably the other disciples - as eyewitnesses. He does not say, and does not imply, that the canon of the New Testament was written by eyewitnesses - and manifestly, most of it was not.
Mike Elzinga · 12 April 2010
Robin · 12 April 2010
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FL · 12 April 2010
Evoluionists can be such wussies sometimes.
Matt Young · 12 April 2010
Closing arguments, please, people - I can't take much more of this.
mplavcan · 12 April 2010
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Keelyn · 12 April 2010
Nothing could be more obvious - FL trying to back out with an air of dignity intact. Of course, he lost any semblance of dignity long ago.
Stanton · 12 April 2010
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