Fire-breathing dragon at Creation Museum!

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No, I am not fooling or exaggerating. You may see a billboard here. As nearly as I can tell, they are serious about it. Thanks to Dan Phelps for the link.

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bio.jones · 13 June 2012

A similar dragon billboard was up for quite a while in Cincinnati in 2010 and 2011. I drove past it frequently. Laughing at it never got old.

https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 13 June 2012

Ken Ham:
Secularists just can’t stand it when information they have censored from the public is being disseminated by us.
Good one, "information." Actually, I don't recall any of it being censored in the least. Laughed at, shown to be highly disingenuous, yes, but it almost seems that Ham's mendacious statements appear on the web, and even are linked by evil scientists and (you hear the fire crackle in Ham's pronunciation of it) atheists. Glen Davidson

Just Bob · 13 June 2012

Just when you think they couldn't sink any lower.

What's next? Maybe an exhibit about the "curse of Ham" (Noah's son, not the ex-Aussie nutjob), and who exactly are the "descendants of Ham" who have inherited that curse and thus deserve to be "servant[s] of servants". Guess whom the AIG crowd consider the "race of Ham" or "Hamites".

apokryltaros · 13 June 2012

https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad said: Ken Ham:
Secularists just can’t stand it when information they have censored from the public is being disseminated by us.
Good one, "information." Actually, I don't recall any of it being censored in the least. Laughed at, shown to be highly disingenuous, yes, but it almost seems that Ham's mendacious statements appear on the web, and even are linked by evil scientists and (you hear the fire crackle in Ham's pronunciation of it) atheists. Glen Davidson
Technically speaking, Creationists and many Christian Fundamentalists believe that any reaction that is not glowing praise is "censorship."

Scott F · 13 June 2012

Creationism always has been about image and marketing, rather than anything substantive. They're better at the marketing side, because that's where they spend all their time and resources. Actual scientists have to spend time doing some actual science.

Robert Byers · 14 June 2012

This comment has been moved to The Bathroom Wall.

Dave Luckett · 14 June 2012

What gets me about Byers - what really gets under my skin - is that he delivers himself of fact-free opinions without the slightest sense of having any actual reason for them whatsoever. He doesn't think that dinosaurs lasted long enough after the Flood to be remembered as dragons. Why not, for Pete's sake?

This is a bloke who thinks that koalas are literally bears and thylacines were just another one of the "wolf" kind, like dogs. He thinks there was a single world-wide flood. He thinks that the total human population in 2400 BCE was eight. He thinks that Pangaea split apart about then and the continents sprinted to their present positions as if equipped with outboard motors, then mysteriously slowed to a geological crawl, and that all this happened with nobody to notice. He thinks that super-evolution happened for several centuries, turning land quadrupeds into whales, and then stopped dead.

Compared to dead flat, babbling insane contradictions of reality like those, dinosaurs being remembered as dragons is a snap, but THAT he denies. Why? He can't be applying any sort of logic to the idea - well, this is Byers, after all. So what's he doing? What principle is he applying? Of course, it will be a thoroughly idiotic one, this being Byers, but nevertheless, by what unhinged byway of unreason has he reached such a conclusion? What on Earth causes someone who believes six, nay, sixteen impossible things before breakfast to draw the line at one more thing that would actually be possible if the sixteen impossibilities were factual?

Fascinating, as Mr Spock would say.

Owosso Harpist · 14 June 2012

This is entirely the result of creationists fabricating and distorting dragon legends and folklore taking in parts of dragons that seem to fit dinosaurs while throwing out that other parts that don't. Then they invent the lie which claims that these are accounts of people allegedly seeing live dinosaurs that are claimed to be direct descendants of those who survived the non-existent Flood. All while ignoring the fact there's no traces of human bones and artifacts found alongside dinosaur bones in the fossil record. Therefore the notion of "The dragon thing is a common comment that dragons reported around the world were just dinosaurs that lasted after the flood. they would explain a dragon as some kind of dinosaur. Its a fair point although i don’t think dinos lasted long enough after the flood to be remembered." is entirely make believe.

Karen S. · 14 June 2012

One of the posters: "The Brave Triceratops"
Cute! I think they hired comic-book artists for those posters.

harold · 14 June 2012

Ken Ham -

You went a little too far even for Robert Byers this time.

Also, the format of your propaganda makes it really, really obvious that your goal is to confuse and brainwash children.

DS · 14 June 2012

Dave Luckett said: What gets me about Byers - what really gets under my skin - is that he delivers himself of fact-free opinions without the slightest sense of having any actual reason for them whatsoever. He doesn't think that dinosaurs lasted long enough after the Flood to be remembered as dragons. Why not, for Pete's sake? This is a bloke who thinks that koalas are literally bears and thylacines were just another one of the "wolf" kind, like dogs. He thinks there was a single world-wide flood. He thinks that the total human population in 2400 BCE was eight. He thinks that Pangaea split apart about then and the continents sprinted to their present positions as if equipped with outboard motors, then mysteriously slowed to a geological crawl, and that all this happened with nobody to notice. He thinks that super-evolution happened for several centuries, turning land quadrupeds into whales, and then stopped dead. Compared to dead flat, babbling insane contradictions of reality like those, dinosaurs being remembered as dragons is a snap, but THAT he denies. Why? He can't be applying any sort of logic to the idea - well, this is Byers, after all. So what's he doing? What principle is he applying? Of course, it will be a thoroughly idiotic one, this being Byers, but nevertheless, by what unhinged byway of unreason has he reached such a conclusion? What on Earth causes someone who believes six, nay, sixteen impossible things before breakfast to draw the line at one more thing that would actually be possible if the sixteen impossibilities were factual? Fascinating, as Mr Spock would say.
Don't forget that whales magically evolved from land creatures just a few years after the magic flood and genetics is atomic and unproven, except for paternity cases. Perhaps he does have some special knowledge of the latter. i think Byers needs some atomic and unproven gene therapy.

robinson.mitchell · 14 June 2012

As a Christian believer who also accepts standard science I can't help but wonder if Ken Ham's little sideshow isn't a false flag operation designed to discredit Christianity. It certainly couldn't be doing the job any better.

robinson.mitchell · 14 June 2012

robinson.mitchell said: As a Christian believer who also accepts standard science I can't help but wonder if Ken Ham's little sideshow isn't a false flag operation designed to discredit Christianity. It certainly couldn't be doing the job any better.
Of course this was sarcasm. Sigh. I should have written I wish it was a false flag operation.

Paul Burnett · 14 June 2012

Robert Byers said: The dragon thing is a common comment that dragons reported around the world were just dinosaurs that lasted after the flood.
Okay, Byers - please tell us how many fire-breathing dragons were on Noah's wooden boat?

Helena Constantine · 14 June 2012

Just Bob said: Just when you think they couldn't sink any lower. What's next? Maybe an exhibit about the "curse of Ham" (Noah's son, not the ex-Aussie nutjob), and who exactly are the "descendants of Ham" who have inherited that curse and thus deserve to be "servant[s] of servants". Guess whom the AIG crowd consider the "race of Ham" or "Hamites".
I think you're missing something there...Ham...Hamite...Ken Hamite? But I'm not clever enough to find it either.

co · 14 June 2012

Helena Constantine said:
Just Bob said: Just when you think they couldn't sink any lower. What's next? Maybe an exhibit about the "curse of Ham" (Noah's son, not the ex-Aussie nutjob), and who exactly are the "descendants of Ham" who have inherited that curse and thus deserve to be "servant[s] of servants". Guess whom the AIG crowd consider the "race of Ham" or "Hamites".
I think you're missing something there...Ham...Hamite...Ken Hamite? But I'm not clever enough to find it either.
It's like Marmite, but even smarmier, and Vegemite, but somehow less meaty. How Ham does that, I'll never know.

Richiyaado · 14 June 2012

Well, the Creation Museum's billboards ARE much better art directed than the atheist ones.

Karen S. · 14 June 2012

The dragon thing is a common comment that dragons reported around the world were just dinosaurs that lasted after the flood.
Wow! Must have been all that water, huh? Did Noah also breathe fire after the flood? That would explain the origin of fire-and-brimstone preachers.

diogeneslamp0 · 14 June 2012

Could we comment on the accuracy of the billboards?

The velociraptor has no feathers. Bullshit. We know it has feathers. There are now 32 species of feathered maniraptoran dinosaurs, many older than Archaeopteryx. There are at least 250 specimens of Anchiornis, all older than Archaeopteryx.

The creationists are in denial about all 32 species of feathered dinosaurs. They're screwed. Xu Xing in China will fuck them real good.

(By the way, if they ever pull the trick on you, "Archaeoraptor was a fake, so they could all be fakes", just tell them that it was Xu Xing who proved it was a fake.

And if they say "University professors believed in Archaeoraptor", just tell them, the guy who suppressed the evidence showing that it was fake was Steve Czerkas. Who happens to be the authority that Creationists cite for a "scientific opinion" that those feathery things on dinosaurs are not feathers! And he is not, by the way, a Ph.D. nor a professor. Xu Xing-- the guy who proved Archaeoraptor was fake-- is our authority on dinosaur feathers. Their authority is Czerkas--the guy who suppressed evidence.

End Rant.)

And what do they think the fire-breathing dragon evolved from... I mean... "varied within a kind" from? It's got two horns like a triceratops, but no beak. The beak evolved first. Then eye horns, then nose horn.

Ken Ham is "censoring" feathered dinosaurs. Feathered dinosaurs are "expelled" by the anti-Darwinist thought police.

Why not teach the controversy, Ken?

diogeneslamp0 · 14 June 2012

Just Bob said: What's next? Maybe an exhibit about the "curse of Ham" (Noah's son, not the ex-Aussie nutjob), and who exactly are the "descendants of Ham" who have inherited that curse and thus deserve to be "servant[s] of servants". Guess whom the AIG crowd consider the "race of Ham" or "Hamites".
Ken Ham is not a biological racist. He is one of the few older creationists who is not racist. All the major creationist up to about the mid-1970's were racist, but not Ham. He's a super-bigot against non-Christians, arguing that there are two races: Christians and non-Christians, and they must not inter-marry. He even cites as a "negative consequence" of intermarriage (between Christians and non-Christians) that passage in the Book of Numbers where an Israelite wants to marry a Midianite, and the High Priest's son impales them both through the viscera with a javelin. So, under Ham's model, you still get to have race hatred, race bigotry and race murder, but you redefine what "race" means as a standard for hatred and mass murder. It's OK to hate and kill as long as skin color is not the motivation. Christians believe in the sanctity of life... theirs. Ham believes in the theory that there are three races (*cough*! Don't say "races"! say "people groups") that descend from Noah's son, but he does not assert that one is intellectually inferior to another nor that they should be subjugated. Many other creationists do believe that. Henry Morris in his 1977 book "The Beginning of the World" talked about how "Hamites" (blacks and Asians) are intellectually inferior and culturally stagnant, and how Noah's "prophecy" (curse, actually) on Ham meant that blacks and Asians would be subjugated by whites and kept "servant of servants" because of their inherited "racial character". In a later, 1990's edition of the book, Morris changed two instances of the word "racial" to "genetic." But Morris said that all racism and race hatred derives from evolutionism. When creationists say that blacks and Asians are intellectually inferior and that it is God's will that whites should subjugate them, you don't say race and don't call it racism. They call it "prophecy." Completely different. Not at all the same. Different word altogether. It ain't racism or subjugation if you call it "prophecy." As Jon Stewart would say, I'm going to call my marijuana "smokable beer." BTW Morris copied his racist Sons-of-Noah theory wholecloth from Arthur C. Custance, also racist. Many creationists say that Curse-of-Ham is not in the Bible. Bull. What's not in the Bible is that Ham turns instantly black--that's NOT there. Ham turning instantly black came from a later, Jewish tradition. The Bible DOES say that his descendants will be "servant of servants." The most famous descendant of Ham is Cush, and the Cushites are Africans. Many creationists assert instead that God did a miracle at the Tower of Babel to make Africans black. The founder of the creationist "Variation within a Kind" theory, Frank L. Marsh, in his important 1940 book "Fundamental Biology" asserted that, as a result of the Hamite curse, God allows the Devil to mutate the DNA of black people, thus turning them from white to black, kinking their hair, and perhaps most tragically of all, destroying their ability to appreciate Bruce Springsteen. A lot of creationists believed the "Satan as genetic engineer made Africans black" theory. The Christian Church fathers also had racist Sons-of-Noah theories, though less bizarre than modern creationists. Church father Irenaeus in his commentary on Genesis followed Justin in asserting that there are three races of men, and the Hamites are not just "servant of servants", they're also HEREDITARILY sinful and immoral. It's hereditary. Irenaeus: "Cham [...] received a curse, and to all who were from his seed extended a share of the curse, whence it happened that every generation after him, being cursed, increased and multiplied in sin (cf. Gen 10.6-20). [...] They all fell under the curse, the curse extending for a long time over the ungodly." Justin: "Sin cleaves to the descendants of Cain." Darwin invented racism. All the dinosaurs fit on the Ark. Stop asking questions.

Just Bob · 14 June 2012

I can remember a book I found in the library as a kid--a reference of some kind, I think, maybe even World Book. But it wasn't anything specifically xian. It had a picture of 3 busts of representative human types--the 3 main races: hamitic, semitic, and japhetic.

I've always wondered where the fundy racial categorizers fit in more problematic groups. Are all peoples with really dark skin "hamitic"? Where do Eskimos fit? Amerindians? Pacific islanders?

apokryltaros · 14 June 2012

Just Bob said: I can remember a book I found in the library as a kid--a reference of some kind, I think, maybe even World Book. But it wasn't anything specifically xian. It had a picture of 3 busts of representative human types--the 3 main races: hamitic, semitic, and japhetic. I've always wondered where the fundy racial categorizers fit in more problematic groups. Are all peoples with really dark skin "hamitic"? Where do Eskimos fit? Amerindians? Pacific islanders?
From what I've read about the subject, the Africans, the non-Caucasian Asians (and their descendents), and, most importantly, the Canaanites, were all Hamitic people. As far as the ancient Israelites were concerned, the "Curse of Ham" was to justify the conquest and destruction of Canaan. Henry Morris alleges that the Curse affected Asian peoples by making them more inventive, i.e., the Chinese' invention of wood-pulp paper, and the Curse affected the African peoples by making them servile victims of the Slave Trade.

apokryltaros · 14 June 2012

apokryltaros · 14 June 2012

diogeneslamp0 said: Darwin invented racism. All the dinosaurs fit on the Ark. Stop asking questions.
Of course Darwin invented racism: it was Darwin who invented slavery, and it was Darwin who founded the institution of Anti-Semitism, and it was Darwin who made the Southern United States buy and own slaves, and it was Darwin, and not Mrs O'Leary's cow who set fire to Chicago.

diogeneslamp0 · 14 June 2012

Darwin invented racism in 1859, and America was racist for two years until Stonewall Jackson freed the slaves in 1861. At least that's the impression I get from commenters on Amazon. Thank god for home schooling.
apokryltaros said: "Creationism Implies Racism?"
Yeah, that Talk Origins link quotes the 1991 version of Morris' book. I checked out the 1977 version. Morris says that "race" is strictly an evolutionary concept, evolutionists invented the word race, race only has meaning in terms of evolution. Then he, Morris, goes on to talk about racial difference, racial character, racial this, racial that... If you follow the Talk Origins link, you should follow it to read about Jerry Bergman writing to the Ku Klux Klan to complain about affirmative action for black people. Then he blames Darwin for the racism he, Bergman, was just promoting. Then when he got caught, he denied remembering writing the letter. He's got mental problems. On Amazon, Bergman poses as at least two different sock puppets so that he can post 5-star reviews for his own books, and promote them in comments, while pretending not to be the author of what he's selling. He controls his own star ratings on Amazon through multiple sock puppets. On Amazon, I try posting comments on his fake reviews to expose him as the author of the books he's reviewing. He keeps doing it. He's pathological.

harold · 15 June 2012

diogeneslamp0 said: Darwin invented racism in 1859, and America was racist for two years until Stonewall Jackson freed the slaves in 1861. At least that's the impression I get from commenters on Amazon. Thank god for home schooling.
apokryltaros said: "Creationism Implies Racism?"
Yeah, that Talk Origins link quotes the 1991 version of Morris' book. I checked out the 1977 version. Morris says that "race" is strictly an evolutionary concept, evolutionists invented the word race, race only has meaning in terms of evolution. Then he, Morris, goes on to talk about racial difference, racial character, racial this, racial that... If you follow the Talk Origins link, you should follow it to read about Jerry Bergman writing to the Ku Klux Klan to complain about affirmative action for black people. Then he blames Darwin for the racism he, Bergman, was just promoting. Then when he got caught, he denied remembering writing the letter. He's got mental problems. On Amazon, Bergman poses as at least two different sock puppets so that he can post 5-star reviews for his own books, and promote them in comments, while pretending not to be the author of what he's selling. He controls his own star ratings on Amazon through multiple sock puppets. On Amazon, I try posting comments on his fake reviews to expose him as the author of the books he's reviewing. He keeps doing it. He's pathological.
1) There is a huge correlation between racism and political creationism. That is not at all to say that every creationist is a racist. In fact, if we define "creationism" as merely passively choosing a "God created humans" answer in an opinion poll (specifically biased to force that answer), millions of creationists (by that definition) are non-racist. Having said that, racism is one of those unsupportable emotional biases that causes those who think they need it great discomfort. That discomfort and the intense sense of defensiveness it provokes is central to the right wing reality denial ideology. 2) Stonewall Jackson, oddly enough, was very non-racist by the standards of his time (Southern OR Norther standards). He was an active advocate for African-American literacy and education in a time and place where teaching African-Americans to read was illegal. (No doubt a specialist will enhance my comment by pointing out some more details, but the gist of it is correct.) If he had lived, he might have been an advocate of equality during the Reconstruction and have ended up a despised figure (there were quite a few white Southerners who did that), but he was killed by the Union Army and is thus a hero to southerners.

apokryltaros · 15 June 2012

diogeneslamp0 said: If you follow the Talk Origins link, you should follow it to read about Jerry Bergman writing to the Ku Klux Klan to complain about affirmative action for black people. Then he blames Darwin for the racism he, Bergman, was just promoting. Then when he got caught, he denied remembering writing the letter. He's got mental problems. On Amazon, Bergman poses as at least two different sock puppets so that he can post 5-star reviews for his own books, and promote them in comments, while pretending not to be the author of what he's selling. He controls his own star ratings on Amazon through multiple sock puppets. On Amazon, I try posting comments on his fake reviews to expose him as the author of the books he's reviewing. He keeps doing it. He's pathological.
There is a strong correlation between believing in Creationism and being pathologically deceptive.

Dave Luckett · 15 June 2012

On General "Stonewall" Jackson, there are various opinions. He was above all else a devout protestant (Presbyterian) Christian, and this was certainly the basis of his conviction that all persons, even the least, should be treated kindly, with charity, justice and goodwill. This he very honourably did with his slaves - his family held about half a dozen. But he was in no doubt that slavery was ordained of God, and he treated them, as he was entitled to do by the law of his time and place, as his possessions. He did teach reading to black children in his Sunday school classes - and although this was entirely so that they could read the scriptures for themselves, it was still the gift of literacy.

He was not killed by the Union Army, but was shot by pickets of his own side, and died of complications to the pneumonia that set in after an operation to amputate his shattered arm. A gifted general, if an eccentric one, he was also a decent man and a gentleman, like his great commander. I certainly would have strongly disagreed with nearly all of his opinions, and yet I would that Henry Morris and the current creationist crew had half his honesty and sense of honour.

diogeneslamp0 · 15 June 2012

apokryltaros said:
diogeneslamp0 said: If you follow the Talk Origins link, you should follow it to read about Jerry Bergman writing to the Ku Klux Klan to complain about affirmative action for black people. Then he blames Darwin for the racism he, Bergman, was just promoting. Then when he got caught, he denied remembering writing the letter. He's got mental problems. On Amazon, Bergman poses as at least two different sock puppets so that he can post 5-star reviews for his own books, and promote them in comments, while pretending not to be the author of what he's selling. He controls his own star ratings on Amazon through multiple sock puppets. On Amazon, I try posting comments on his fake reviews to expose him as the author of the books he's reviewing. He keeps doing it. He's pathological.
There is a strong correlation between believing in Creationism and being pathologically deceptive.
Really? I hadn't noticed.

harold · 15 June 2012

Dave Luckett
On General “Stonewall” Jackson, there are various opinions. He was above all else a devout protestant (Presbyterian) Christian, and this was certainly the basis of his conviction that all persons, even the least, should be treated kindly, with charity, justice and goodwill. This he very honourably did with his slaves - his family held about half a dozen. But he was in no doubt that slavery was ordained of God, and he treated them, as he was entitled to do by the law of his time and place, as his possessions. He did teach reading to black children in his Sunday school classes - and although this was entirely so that they could read the scriptures for themselves, it was still the gift of literacy.
As I noted, relatively non-racist by the standards of his time, Northern or Southern standards. Teaching African-American slaves to read for any reason was extremely controversial, especially in the aftermath of Nat Turner, but even before. Even preaching Christianity to slaves was controversial in some places and times. I realize that it seems absurd, by contemporary humane standards, to say that someone who owned some slaves, but taught them to read rather than enforcing illiteracy, was a relative non-racists, but sadly, at the time, that was very much the case.
He was not killed by the Union Army, but was shot by pickets of his own side, and died of complications to the pneumonia that set in after an operation to amputate his shattered arm. A gifted general, if an eccentric one, he was also a decent man and a gentleman, like his great commander. I certainly would have strongly disagreed with nearly all of his opinions, and yet I would that Henry Morris and the current creationist crew had half his honesty and sense of honour.
That's right, that had slipped my mind, technically, he was actually killed by unintentional friendly fire. My point wasn't to defend Stonewall Jackson by contemporary standards; just to note the irony that, despite contemporary lionization of Jackson by racist authoritarians, he wasn't, beyond the accident of having been born in the south, a particularly harsh or racist figure himself.

Richiyaado · 15 June 2012

Scott F said: Creationism always has been about image and marketing, rather than anything substantive. They're better at the marketing side, because that's where they spend all their time and resources. Actual scientists have to spend time doing some actual science.
Sadly, for a significant percentage of the population, perception IS reality. So, yes, all the sophisticated marketing and PR is paying off. The well-executed Creation Museum billboards are a good example (I don't doubt the spent the bucks, either), while the atheist billboards look as though they were created by someone who maybe took a graphic design class once.

Kevin B · 15 June 2012

co said:
Helena Constantine said:
Just Bob said: Just when you think they couldn't sink any lower. What's next? Maybe an exhibit about the "curse of Ham" (Noah's son, not the ex-Aussie nutjob), and who exactly are the "descendants of Ham" who have inherited that curse and thus deserve to be "servant[s] of servants". Guess whom the AIG crowd consider the "race of Ham" or "Hamites".
I think you're missing something there...Ham...Hamite...Ken Hamite? But I'm not clever enough to find it either.
It's like Marmite, but even smarmier, and Vegemite, but somehow less meaty. How Ham does that, I'll never know.
Given the "fire-breathing dragon" and the current references to the Scoville scale over at AtBC, perhaps a comparison to Tabasco sauce would be more accurate.

diogeneslamp0 · 15 June 2012

The more frightening problem is the historiographic use to which Stonewall has been put, by home-schoolers and Christian fascists, to promote the "Christian Nation" myth and American "Providential History". The racist, pro-eugenics, totalitarian Reconstructionist theologian Rousas J. Rushdoony founded the home schooling movement and revived American providential history by means of Robert Lewis Dabney's biography of Stonewall. Modern day Reconstructionists (Christian fascists) love Dabney, who was racist and strongly pro-slavery, and today they think he's about the greatest theologian of the nineteenth century, (Rushdoony and Van Til being the greatest in the twentieth.) Rushdoony, you'll recall, was the father figure and religious guru to Howard "kill all gays" Ahmanson, the fascist billionaire who funded the Discovery Institute, thus bankrolling Richard Weikart and his book "From Darwin to Hitler", which blames Darwin for Christian totalitarianism... in a book which was funded by "kill all gays" Ahmanson in pursuit of... what else... Christian totalitarianism. But I digress. Dabney's biography "The Life and Campaigns of Lieutenant General Thomas J. Stonewall Jackson" was re-discovered in the early 1960’s by Rushdoony and for him inspired the Christian “providential” history of America. Dabney (1820-1898) was a Confederate Army chaplain and Stonewall's chief of staff during the war. He is hugely popular with the Reconstructionists, "Kinist" racists and neo-Confederates today. A movement of racist creationist neo-Conferederate Reconstructionists call themselves "Kinists". Here is an example of a modern racist creationist "Kinist" blog, "Spirit, Water, Blood", quoting both Rushdoony and Dabney in support of racism and eugenics:
Spirit, Water, Blood writes: Rushdoony wished for Whites to separate themselves from Negroes. [quoting Rush] "The white man has behind him centuries of Christian culture and the discipline and the selective breeding this faith requires [boldface by SWB]... The Negro is a product of a radically different past, and his [genetic] heredity has been governed by radically different considerations." I can’t tell you how happy I am that Phillips the Lesser associates with men who confess that they heed the warnings of Dr. [Robert Lewis] Dabney, who despise the thought of Whites being a minority in our own country, who believe that Christian faith requires selective breeding. On a personal note, I admire Doug for being able to form an all-white company in overwhelmingly brown San Antonio. I thought that was illegal... I think that’s wonderful. The man is awesome... Listen to Dr. Francis Nigel Lee call racial integration evolutionary. I couldn’t have said it better myself. [“November 30, 2005.” Spirit, Water, Blood (Blog). November 30, 2005. Link: http://spiritwaterblood.com/2005/11/november-30-2005/]
Yes, the racist creationists blame Darwin for anti-racism. Poor Charlie can't get a break... You'll notice this racist blog's banner includes pictures of Dabney, Rushdoony, and... Stonewall?

KlausH · 15 June 2012

The mastodon looks like a mammoth, the raptor has no feathers and an oddly shaped sickle claw, the triceratops' horns are all wrong, and the head of the "brachiosaurus" looks like a diplodocus.
On a related note, I still think the long arms and sickle claws of maniraptors were originally adaptations to an arboreal lifestyle; in other words, for climbing trees.

diogeneslamp0 · 15 June 2012

KlausH said: The mastodon looks like a mammoth, the raptor has no feathers and an oddly shaped sickle claw, the triceratops' horns are all wrong, and the head of the "brachiosaurus" looks like a diplodocus. On a related note, I still think the long arms and sickle claws of maniraptors were originally adaptations to an arboreal lifestyle; in other words, for climbing trees.
Really? You mean the snaggly ripping claw on the Deinonychus was adapted so uh, Deinonychus could climb trees? I find it hard to imagine, say, Velociraptor swinging through the tree branches. They're awfully big. Or do you mean maniraptorans used to be small and arboreal, and the ripping claw is vestigial? Do you buy the used-to-be-birds that-convergently-evolved-to-theropods theory? Of course, creationists would say they were all vegetarians in the Garden of Eden. Maybe the ripping claw was designed to sever the carotid artery of a butternut squash the size of a Volkswagen?

shebardigan · 16 June 2012

KlausH said: ... I still think the long arms and sickle claws of maniraptors were originally adaptations to an arboreal lifestyle; in other words, for climbing trees.
Climbing, yes. In my not even slightly humble opinion, they were for climbing large sauropods. No point in attacking the undercarriage; climb to the top and nip the neck. Instant feast.

KlausH · 16 June 2012

I think the sickle claw originally evolved for climbing, serving the same function as the spikes on lineman boots. They did become vestigial in the larger forms, becoming weapons. I doubt that all maniraptors descended from flying forms, but think it is highly likely that they had highly active, feathered, arboreal ancestors.

Niltava · 16 June 2012

KlausH, unless you have something substantial to back up your claims, you should change that "I think"-phrasing to "I believe..." 'cause that's what your doing. Imagining, believing, fantasizing. One could also, tactfully, say that you're making up hypotheses, which is fine in itself. But how would you test it? Do you predict that we will find arboreal, nimble maniraptor-fossils? Where and in what geological strata? Oh, dang, now I made it too easy for you...

Ian Derthal · 16 June 2012

Robert Byers said: The dragon thing is a common comment that dragons reported around the world were just dinosaurs that lasted after the flood
It's a pity Byers' comments are being removed as they're always good for a laugh. There's also a T Rex billboard as well, though I don't think it's portrayed a a vegie !

KlausH · 16 June 2012

Niltava said: KlausH, unless you have something substantial to back up your claims, you should change that "I think"-phrasing to "I believe..." 'cause that's what your doing. Imagining, believing, fantasizing. One could also, tactfully, say that you're making up hypotheses, which is fine in itself. But how would you test it? Do you predict that we will find arboreal, nimble maniraptor-fossils? Where and in what geological strata? Oh, dang, now I made it too easy for you...
OK, I believe, based on the fact that early maniraptors are built like tree climbing animals and have known arboreal species, like microraptor, that they were arboreal. Klaus

Helena Constantine · 16 June 2012

Dave Luckett said: ...He was not killed by the Union Army, but was shot by pickets of his own side, and died of complications to the pneumonia that set in after an operation to amputate his shattered arm. A gifted general, if an eccentric one, he was also a decent man and a gentleman, like his great commander...
His great commander? You mean the military incompetent Lee? Do you know that right before Pickett's charge, Longstreet had to remind him that he wasn't playing out a Napoleonic wargame, and the Union troops could fire their files five times farther and five times faster than troops in Napoleon's day? The megalomaniac sent them on anyway and you see what happened. Don't get me started...

Helena Constantine · 16 June 2012

diogeneslamp0 said: ... Many creationists assert instead that God did a miracle at the Tower of Babel to make Africans black. The founder of the creationist "Variation within a Kind" theory, Frank L. Marsh, in his important 1940 book "Fundamental Biology" asserted that, as a result of the Hamite curse, God allows the Devil to mutate the DNA of black people, thus turning them from white to black, kinking their hair, and perhaps most tragically of all, destroying their ability to appreciate Bruce Springsteen.
It must be a miracle if he was writing about DNA in 1940.

DavidK · 16 June 2012

KlausH said: The mastodon looks like a mammoth, the raptor has no feathers and an oddly shaped sickle claw, the triceratops' horns are all wrong, and the head of the "brachiosaurus" looks like a diplodocus. On a related note, I still think the long arms and sickle claws of maniraptors were originally adaptations to an arboreal lifestyle; in other words, for climbing trees.
A tad bit of artistic "freedom" is in play here. BTW, I wasn't aware that Mastadons lived in the Jurassic period.

Just Bob · 16 June 2012

No, no... there wasn't any "Jurassic"! That's a lie of the devil. Or Darwin. Or somebody.

There was only Eden, down to the Flood. You know, when they rode triceratopses.

Damn, no matter how hard I try, I can't write stuff so stupid that AIGists wouldn't believe it.

Dave Luckett · 16 June 2012

Helena Constantine said: (On Lee as a military commander) Don't get me started...
I won't, then. It doesn't belong here.

Dave Luckett · 17 June 2012

Helena Constantine said:
diogeneslamp0 said: ... Many creationists assert instead that God did a miracle at the Tower of Babel to make Africans black. The founder of the creationist "Variation within a Kind" theory, Frank L. Marsh, in his important 1940 book "Fundamental Biology" asserted that, as a result of the Hamite curse, God allows the Devil to mutate the DNA of black people, thus turning them from white to black, kinking their hair, and perhaps most tragically of all, destroying their ability to appreciate Bruce Springsteen.
It must be a miracle if he was writing about DNA in 1940.
Or Bruce Springsteen, also.

Kevin B · 17 June 2012

Helena Constantine said:
diogeneslamp0 said: ... Many creationists assert instead that God did a miracle at the Tower of Babel to make Africans black. The founder of the creationist "Variation within a Kind" theory, Frank L. Marsh, in his important 1940 book "Fundamental Biology" asserted that, as a result of the Hamite curse, God allows the Devil to mutate the DNA of black people, thus turning them from white to black, kinking their hair, and perhaps most tragically of all, destroying their ability to appreciate Bruce Springsteen.
It must be a miracle if he was writing about DNA in 1940.
The material we now know as DNA was described as far back as 1871 (although its complexity wasn't recognised.) Albrecht Kossel won a Nobel prize in 1910 in part for isolating C,A,G and T. Suggesting in 1940 that DNA was was basis of heredity would have been very speculative, but not completely anachronistic. On the other hand, "The Boss" wasn't born until 1949.

harold · 17 June 2012

Kevin B said:
Helena Constantine said:
diogeneslamp0 said: ... Many creationists assert instead that God did a miracle at the Tower of Babel to make Africans black. The founder of the creationist "Variation within a Kind" theory, Frank L. Marsh, in his important 1940 book "Fundamental Biology" asserted that, as a result of the Hamite curse, God allows the Devil to mutate the DNA of black people, thus turning them from white to black, kinking their hair, and perhaps most tragically of all, destroying their ability to appreciate Bruce Springsteen.
It must be a miracle if he was writing about DNA in 1940.
The material we now know as DNA was described as far back as 1871 (although its complexity wasn't recognised.) Albrecht Kossel won a Nobel prize in 1910 in part for isolating C,A,G and T. Suggesting in 1940 that DNA was was basis of heredity would have been very speculative, but not completely anachronistic. On the other hand, "The Boss" wasn't born until 1949.
The idea that DNA was the, or least a, genetic material, was a very well-accepted hypothesis by 1940. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA#History_of_DNA_research There were some experts who adamantly denied that possibility, even by the that date, but by 1950, it would be well-established that DNA was the genetic material of cellular life (and most viruses), and the structure of DNA was worked out soon after that.

SLC · 17 June 2012

Actually, in many respects, Robert E. Lee was one of the most incapable commanding generals in history.
Helena Constantine said:
Dave Luckett said: ...He was not killed by the Union Army, but was shot by pickets of his own side, and died of complications to the pneumonia that set in after an operation to amputate his shattered arm. A gifted general, if an eccentric one, he was also a decent man and a gentleman, like his great commander...
His great commander? You mean the military incompetent Lee? Do you know that right before Pickett's charge, Longstreet had to remind him that he wasn't playing out a Napoleonic wargame, and the Union troops could fire their files five times farther and five times faster than troops in Napoleon's day? The megalomaniac sent them on anyway and you see what happened. Don't get me started...

Dave Luckett · 17 June 2012

Perhaps, although for incapacity I'd put him a long way behind Generals Haig, Gough, Townsend, O'Connor, Percival, Chelmsford, Gordon and Buller, to name but a few from the British Army alone. And if Lee is to be excoriated for sending in massed foot (after a bombardment) against a low ridge held by fortified infantry and artillery equipped with black-powder muzzle-loaders, what is to be be said about Haig, who did it not once but at least four times, but on an incomparably larger scale, and against magazine-fed repeating rifles, efficient breach-loading rifled artillery, machine guns and barbed wire?

And yet, it is now fashionable to exonerate Haig, usually on the grounds that he was doing all he knew. Garbage. Repellent, disgusting revisionist filth. The man should have been retired in 1915, so he need not have been court-martialled in 1916, so he need not have been shot in 1917, which he bloody well ought to have been.

Every general, even the best of them, has off days, and those days cost unthinkably hideous amounts of blood and suffering. Douglas MacArthur did. Bernard Law Montgomery did. Dwight D Eisenhower did. Omar Bradley did. Marlborough did. Wellington did. Pershing did. Grant did. Napoleon did. Caesar and Belisarius and Hannibal, too. Even Alexander. And so did Lee.

Maybe Lee does not deserve to be in the company of the greats. Sure, he's not up there with Alexander or Napoleon. Maybe not Wellington, either, or even George Patton. But if we are to use terms like "megalomaniac" for Lee, what are we to call, say, George Armstrong Custer or "Chinese" Gordon? Or, from my own country's inventory, Thomas Blamey?

https://me.yahoo.com/a/hVRHCnZug_xllssnKFJTN4zOUQGXHwN4#7215b · 18 June 2012

Dave Luckett said: Perhaps, although for incapacity I'd put him a long way behind Generals Haig, Gough, Townsend, O'Connor, Percival, Chelmsford, Gordon and Buller, to name but a few from the British Army alone. And if Lee is to be excoriated for sending in massed foot (after a bombardment) against a low ridge held by fortified infantry and artillery equipped with black-powder muzzle-loaders, what is to be be said about Haig, who did it not once but at least four times, but on an incomparably larger scale, and against magazine-fed repeating rifles, efficient breach-loading rifled artillery, machine guns and barbed wire?
Funny to see this debate on The Panda's Thumb, and right after I just read a book on Lee's generalship. Pickett's Charge wasn't Lee's only hopeless attack; it was typical of his entire career as commander of the Army of Northern Virginia. However that was true of almost all of the generals on both sides of the War who had had Napoleonic tactics drilled into them at West Point. Lee was very good at defensive tactics as evidenced by the enormous losses he inflicted on the Army of the Potomac during Grant's 1864 Campaign. Very few Civil War Commanders understood the futility of direct assaults and the need to maneuver onto the enemy's flanks. Jackson and Sherman were the chief among them, and Sherman's campaign in Georgia is exactly what Jackson would have inflicted on Pennsylvania if he had lived and kept Lee from following his worst instincts.

RM · 18 June 2012

I infer from the first entry of this thread that fire-breathing dragons are really dinosaurs. A late occurrence of such a dinosaur is the one killed by Saint George. Wikipedia tells that Saint George died in the year 303. Dinosaurs must therefore have existed at about that time.

Still later dinosaur observations are of course possible if one assumes that a medieval artist like Bernt Notke (1440-1509) used a living or at least recently dead model for hia realistic sculpture of the dinosaur being killed by Saint George. You may see it in the Great Church (Storkyrkan) of Stockholm.

Scott F · 18 June 2012

RM said: I infer from the first entry of this thread that fire-breathing dragons are really dinosaurs. A late occurrence of such a dinosaur is the one killed by Saint George. Wikipedia tells that Saint George died in the year 303. Dinosaurs must therefore have existed at about that time. Still later dinosaur observations are of course possible if one assumes that a medieval artist like Bernt Notke (1440-1509) used a living or at least recently dead model for hia realistic sculpture of the dinosaur being killed by Saint George. You may see it in the Great Church (Storkyrkan) of Stockholm.
I'm no expert of equine anatomy, but unless horses have changed dramatically in the last 600 years (which is entirely possible for a domesticated animal like the horse), it doesn't look to me like the artist even had a recently dead model for his horse, let alone his dragon. The proportions look wrong somehow, especially the neck. Not to detract from the work. It *is* impressive, even if a bit fanciful in form.

apokryltaros · 18 June 2012

RM said: I infer from the first entry of this thread that fire-breathing dragons are really dinosaurs. A late occurrence of such a dinosaur is the one killed by Saint George. Wikipedia tells that Saint George died in the year 303. Dinosaurs must therefore have existed at about that time.
Except that A) the latest non-avian dinosaur corpses/bodily remains date from 65 million years ago, B) no human depiction of dragons do not closely, if at all, match the appearance of any dinosaur. and C) the dragon that Saint George slew did not breath fire: if you bothered to read the legend, the beast spat venom and spread the Plague.
Still later dinosaur observations are of course possible if one assumes that a medieval artist like Bernt Notke (1440-1509) used a living or at least recently dead model for hia realistic sculpture of the dinosaur being killed by Saint George. You may see it in the Great Church (Storkyrkan) of Stockholm.
Notke's "dragon" looks absolutely nothing like any dinosaur known. If anything, it looks lousy even when compared to 19th Century reconstructions of dinosaurs. Notke's "dragon" looks like he heard a garbled description of a crocodile and tried to make it look scarier by adding vampire fangs and holly leaves for scales.

apokryltaros · 19 June 2012

RM said: I infer from the first entry of this thread that fire-breathing dragons are really dinosaurs. A late occurrence of such a dinosaur is the one killed by Saint George. Wikipedia tells that Saint George died in the year 303. Dinosaurs must therefore have existed at about that time. Still later dinosaur observations are of course possible if one assumes that a medieval artist like Bernt Notke (1440-1509) used a living or at least recently dead model for hia realistic sculpture of the dinosaur being killed by Saint George. You may see it in the Great Church (Storkyrkan) of Stockholm.
In addition, there is the twin problems of how, if non-avian dinosaurs did survive well into the 1300's, why are there neither carcasses of dinosaurs dating from the 1300's, nor marginally accurate human depictions of non-avian dinosaurs?

Henry J · 19 June 2012

nor marginally accurate human depictions of non-avian dinosaurs?

What, have you never watched teh Flintstones? :p

diogeneslamp0 · 20 June 2012

Helena Constantine said:
diogeneslamp0 said: ...Many creationists assert instead that God did a miracle at the Tower of Babel to make Africans black. The founder of the creationist "Variation within a Kind" theory, Frank L. Marsh, in his important 1940 book "Fundamental Biology" asserted that, as a result of the Hamite curse, God allows the Devil to mutate the DNA of black people, thus turning them from white to black, kinking their hair, and perhaps most tragically of all, destroying their ability to appreciate Bruce Springsteen.
It must be a miracle if he was writing about DNA in 1940.
Picky, picky, picky.
Frank L. Marsh wrote [1941]: Consideration will now be given to this latter process [amalgamation / race-mixing] which appears to have been the principal tool used by Satan in destroying the original perfection and harmony among living things.... [p.448-9 / 48-9] [Some racist quotes from Prophetess Ellen G. White] True, God created only one race, Adam and Eve. But as we look around the earth today we find, taking the one character of skin color, that we can line representative individuals of man up in a row in such a way as to have the color grade from white at one end of the row, through ruddy, yellow, red and brown to ebony black at the other end. Where did all these endless varieties come from? Apparently the devil has been busy meddling with the processes of mutation and amalgamation [race-mixing]. The one race of Adam, a race of ruddy hue (3SpG 34) [reference to Ellen G. White], has become more and more confused until today we recognize at least three basic races designated as Caucasian, Ethiopian, and Mongolian. [p.458-9/ 58-59] As was true before the flood, it was doubtless true after the flood that God did not cause the development of races. It was very likely again the work of Satan who wa doing all in his power to confuse and destroy harmony in the human family. It it is true that our bodily characteristics as well as our dispositions and natural “slants” are dependent for their specific nature upon the chromatin material in the forty-eight chromosomes in each of our body cells, and if it be true that these units, or “genes”, are complex chemical compounds with definite structures, then we can see in our mind’s eye a physical basis for the accomplishment of changes in hereditary factors. We can see how chemical changes in some of these genes could cause changes in the expression of external characters in individuals, such as receding brow in place of a high one, kinky, flat hairs in place of round, straight ones, heavily pigmented skin in place of a more lightly pigmented one, prominent cheek bones in place of “normal” ones, flattened arches in the foot instead of higher arches, et cetera. Such sudden changes are spoken of as mutations and are very possibly the explanation for the development of races. The curse of God rested in a special way upon the descendants of Canaan because he manifested the same degraded characteristics which had been developed by his father Ham. Again, this curse was doubtless manifested in a more complete removal of God’s protection from his line, thus giving Satan free rein in accomplishing a greater degree of degredation [sic], in some strains of this race, possibly, than in either of the other two races. It is here that we may justifiably turn for an explanation of the physical conditions of the Hottentots and Bushmen rather than to an origin in some fabled man-beast cross.[p.462-3/ 62-63] [Note: Ellen G. White's associates said that specifically the Hottentots and Bushmen were the products of human-animal mating. This was believed by George M. Price part of the time, and Harold W. Clark all the time.] [Frank Lewis Marsh, "Fundamental Biology", Chapter 9. In: "The Early Writings of Harold W. Clark and Frank Lewis Marsh." Edited by Ronald Numbers. First page numbers from Numbers' reprint, second page numbers from Marsh's original edition]
Clearly, no Darwin, no racism.

RM · 20 June 2012

apokryltaros said:
RM said: I infer from the first entry of this thread that fire-breathing dragons are really dinosaurs. A late occurrence of such a dinosaur is the one killed by Saint George. Wikipedia tells that Saint George died in the year 303. Dinosaurs must therefore have existed at about that time.
Except that A) the latest non-avian dinosaur corpses/bodily remains date from 65 million years ago, B) no human depiction of dragons do not closely, if at all, match the appearance of any dinosaur. and C) the dragon that Saint George slew did not breath fire: if you bothered to read the legend, the beast spat venom and spread the Plague.
I have the following comments. A) Ken Ham and the Creation Museum assert that the earth was created 6000 years ago. According to them scientific dating is wrong. The Book of Job describes Leviathan and Behemoth, two monstrous animals which have been interpreted as dinosaurs. With equal probability one may interpret the Saint George account as a dinosaur sighting B) I agree - the inaccuracies in Bernt Notke’s rendering of the dragon makes it probable that he never actually saw one. They had become extinct before his time. C) There are apparently several kinds of dragons. Leviathan is the fire-breathing one at the Creation Museum. Behemoth is identified as a dinosaur because of an organ as powerful as a cedar tree. Older Bible translations say this organ is the tail, modern ones the penis. The venomous kind of dragon was weaker since Saint George managed to kill one. Still another kind is the Chinese dragon, which is friendly with people. It is said to be quite rare today. In a more serious vein: The idea of compressing the history of the earth into 6000 years is absurd, as is the idea of Saint George the dinosaur killer. Young-earth creationists have far-fetched ideas about the older history of the earth but, more important to me, they leave no room for the recent history of the earth. Scandinavia, where I live, was covered by ice some 15000 years ago. Its subsequent geological history has been studied in great detail for more than 100 years. The chronology established from varve studies - i.e. of annual changes in sediment composition - is still valid with minor adjustments. If anything it underestimates the age of the sediments. And of course, it leaves no room for Noah’s flood.

diogeneslamp0 · 20 June 2012

So is RM a Poe?

RM · 20 June 2012

diogeneslamp0 said: So is RM a Poe?
Yes. I should have put in a smiley somehow, but I thought the ideas I presented were silly enough. The general question is to what extent can one counteract YEC by showing its absurd consequences. Wikipedia dates the first systems of writing (Sumer and Egypt) to around 3000 BC, the great pyramids of Egypt to about 2400 BC, and the literalist date of Noah's flood to 2346 BC, or at most 50 years later. I don't know if there is a consensus on these dates or how they have been aligned with each other. If he is not banned perhaps our resident Canadian YEC could tell.

Matt Young · 20 June 2012

Our resident Canadian YEC is not banned, but he is restricted to cogent comments, and so far he has failed to comply.

DS · 20 June 2012

Matt Young said: Our resident Canadian YEC is not banned, but he is restricted to cogent comments, and so far he has failed to comply.
i thinking maybe never to be happen just a line of reasoning

Henry J · 21 June 2012

i thinking maybe never to be happen just a line of reasoning

that sounds like fuzzy illogic!

thedispersalofdarwin · 24 June 2012

A few years ago I blogged about a children's book on creationism (by Duane Gish) that featured a fire-breathing Parasaurolophus:
http://thedispersalofdarwin.wordpress.com/2009/08/28/dinosaurs-by-design-thrift-store-treasure/

- Michael Barton

David Orr also blogged about this same book, using my photos:
http://chasmosaurs.blogspot.com/2010/10/vintage-dinosaur-art-gishosaurs.html

https://me.yahoo.com/a/n2WhMtEQrvsReG10Z0oryyrwcalqfxDNMct2#93ec7 · 27 June 2012

I wouldn't be overly surprised if we did discover a dinosaur could breathe fire or something burning/scaldingly similar. Nature has produced some remarkable bits of WTF engineering. I would be quite surprised however if said dinosaur, or any dinosaur*, survived the tens of millions of years needed to then be noted by people and passed into legend.

*Not including avians of course.
--dan