Fire-breathing dragon at Creation Museum!
↗ The current version of this post is on the live site: https://pandasthumb.org/archives/2012/06/fire-breathing.html
No, I am not fooling or exaggerating. You may see a billboard here. As nearly as I can tell, they are serious about it.
Thanks to Dan Phelps for the link.
65 Comments
bio.jones · 13 June 2012
A similar dragon billboard was up for quite a while in Cincinnati in 2010 and 2011. I drove past it frequently. Laughing at it never got old.
https://me.yahoo.com/a/JxVN0eQFqtmgoY7wC1cZM44ET_iAanxHQmLgYgX_Zhn8#57cad · 13 June 2012
Just Bob · 13 June 2012
Just when you think they couldn't sink any lower.
What's next? Maybe an exhibit about the "curse of Ham" (Noah's son, not the ex-Aussie nutjob), and who exactly are the "descendants of Ham" who have inherited that curse and thus deserve to be "servant[s] of servants". Guess whom the AIG crowd consider the "race of Ham" or "Hamites".
apokryltaros · 13 June 2012
Scott F · 13 June 2012
Creationism always has been about image and marketing, rather than anything substantive. They're better at the marketing side, because that's where they spend all their time and resources. Actual scientists have to spend time doing some actual science.
Robert Byers · 14 June 2012
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Dave Luckett · 14 June 2012
What gets me about Byers - what really gets under my skin - is that he delivers himself of fact-free opinions without the slightest sense of having any actual reason for them whatsoever. He doesn't think that dinosaurs lasted long enough after the Flood to be remembered as dragons. Why not, for Pete's sake?
This is a bloke who thinks that koalas are literally bears and thylacines were just another one of the "wolf" kind, like dogs. He thinks there was a single world-wide flood. He thinks that the total human population in 2400 BCE was eight. He thinks that Pangaea split apart about then and the continents sprinted to their present positions as if equipped with outboard motors, then mysteriously slowed to a geological crawl, and that all this happened with nobody to notice. He thinks that super-evolution happened for several centuries, turning land quadrupeds into whales, and then stopped dead.
Compared to dead flat, babbling insane contradictions of reality like those, dinosaurs being remembered as dragons is a snap, but THAT he denies. Why? He can't be applying any sort of logic to the idea - well, this is Byers, after all. So what's he doing? What principle is he applying? Of course, it will be a thoroughly idiotic one, this being Byers, but nevertheless, by what unhinged byway of unreason has he reached such a conclusion? What on Earth causes someone who believes six, nay, sixteen impossible things before breakfast to draw the line at one more thing that would actually be possible if the sixteen impossibilities were factual?
Fascinating, as Mr Spock would say.
Owosso Harpist · 14 June 2012
This is entirely the result of creationists fabricating and distorting dragon legends and folklore taking in parts of dragons that seem to fit dinosaurs while throwing out that other parts that don't. Then they invent the lie which claims that these are accounts of people allegedly seeing live dinosaurs that are claimed to be direct descendants of those who survived the non-existent Flood. All while ignoring the fact there's no traces of human bones and artifacts found alongside dinosaur bones in the fossil record. Therefore the notion of "The dragon thing is a common comment that dragons reported around the world were just dinosaurs that lasted after the flood. they would explain a dragon as some kind of dinosaur. Its a fair point although i don’t think dinos lasted long enough after the flood to be remembered." is entirely make believe.
Karen S. · 14 June 2012
One of the posters: "The Brave Triceratops"
Cute! I think they hired comic-book artists for those posters.
harold · 14 June 2012
Ken Ham -
You went a little too far even for Robert Byers this time.
Also, the format of your propaganda makes it really, really obvious that your goal is to confuse and brainwash children.
DS · 14 June 2012
robinson.mitchell · 14 June 2012
As a Christian believer who also accepts standard science I can't help but wonder if Ken Ham's little sideshow isn't a false flag operation designed to discredit Christianity. It certainly couldn't be doing the job any better.
robinson.mitchell · 14 June 2012
Paul Burnett · 14 June 2012
Helena Constantine · 14 June 2012
co · 14 June 2012
Richiyaado · 14 June 2012
Well, the Creation Museum's billboards ARE much better art directed than the atheist ones.
Karen S. · 14 June 2012
diogeneslamp0 · 14 June 2012
Could we comment on the accuracy of the billboards?
The velociraptor has no feathers. Bullshit. We know it has feathers. There are now 32 species of feathered maniraptoran dinosaurs, many older than Archaeopteryx. There are at least 250 specimens of Anchiornis, all older than Archaeopteryx.
The creationists are in denial about all 32 species of feathered dinosaurs. They're screwed. Xu Xing in China will fuck them real good.
(By the way, if they ever pull the trick on you, "Archaeoraptor was a fake, so they could all be fakes", just tell them that it was Xu Xing who proved it was a fake.
And if they say "University professors believed in Archaeoraptor", just tell them, the guy who suppressed the evidence showing that it was fake was Steve Czerkas. Who happens to be the authority that Creationists cite for a "scientific opinion" that those feathery things on dinosaurs are not feathers! And he is not, by the way, a Ph.D. nor a professor. Xu Xing-- the guy who proved Archaeoraptor was fake-- is our authority on dinosaur feathers. Their authority is Czerkas--the guy who suppressed evidence.
End Rant.)
And what do they think the fire-breathing dragon evolved from... I mean... "varied within a kind" from? It's got two horns like a triceratops, but no beak. The beak evolved first. Then eye horns, then nose horn.
Ken Ham is "censoring" feathered dinosaurs. Feathered dinosaurs are "expelled" by the anti-Darwinist thought police.
Why not teach the controversy, Ken?
diogeneslamp0 · 14 June 2012
Just Bob · 14 June 2012
I can remember a book I found in the library as a kid--a reference of some kind, I think, maybe even World Book. But it wasn't anything specifically xian. It had a picture of 3 busts of representative human types--the 3 main races: hamitic, semitic, and japhetic.
I've always wondered where the fundy racial categorizers fit in more problematic groups. Are all peoples with really dark skin "hamitic"? Where do Eskimos fit? Amerindians? Pacific islanders?
apokryltaros · 14 June 2012
apokryltaros · 14 June 2012
"Creationism Implies Racism?"
apokryltaros · 14 June 2012
diogeneslamp0 · 14 June 2012
harold · 15 June 2012
apokryltaros · 15 June 2012
Dave Luckett · 15 June 2012
On General "Stonewall" Jackson, there are various opinions. He was above all else a devout protestant (Presbyterian) Christian, and this was certainly the basis of his conviction that all persons, even the least, should be treated kindly, with charity, justice and goodwill. This he very honourably did with his slaves - his family held about half a dozen. But he was in no doubt that slavery was ordained of God, and he treated them, as he was entitled to do by the law of his time and place, as his possessions. He did teach reading to black children in his Sunday school classes - and although this was entirely so that they could read the scriptures for themselves, it was still the gift of literacy.
He was not killed by the Union Army, but was shot by pickets of his own side, and died of complications to the pneumonia that set in after an operation to amputate his shattered arm. A gifted general, if an eccentric one, he was also a decent man and a gentleman, like his great commander. I certainly would have strongly disagreed with nearly all of his opinions, and yet I would that Henry Morris and the current creationist crew had half his honesty and sense of honour.
diogeneslamp0 · 15 June 2012
harold · 15 June 2012
Richiyaado · 15 June 2012
Kevin B · 15 June 2012
diogeneslamp0 · 15 June 2012
KlausH · 15 June 2012
The mastodon looks like a mammoth, the raptor has no feathers and an oddly shaped sickle claw, the triceratops' horns are all wrong, and the head of the "brachiosaurus" looks like a diplodocus.
On a related note, I still think the long arms and sickle claws of maniraptors were originally adaptations to an arboreal lifestyle; in other words, for climbing trees.
diogeneslamp0 · 15 June 2012
shebardigan · 16 June 2012
KlausH · 16 June 2012
I think the sickle claw originally evolved for climbing, serving the same function as the spikes on lineman boots. They did become vestigial in the larger forms, becoming weapons. I doubt that all maniraptors descended from flying forms, but think it is highly likely that they had highly active, feathered, arboreal ancestors.
Niltava · 16 June 2012
KlausH, unless you have something substantial to back up your claims, you should change that "I think"-phrasing to "I believe..." 'cause that's what your doing. Imagining, believing, fantasizing. One could also, tactfully, say that you're making up hypotheses, which is fine in itself. But how would you test it? Do you predict that we will find arboreal, nimble maniraptor-fossils? Where and in what geological strata? Oh, dang, now I made it too easy for you...
Ian Derthal · 16 June 2012
KlausH · 16 June 2012
Helena Constantine · 16 June 2012
Helena Constantine · 16 June 2012
DavidK · 16 June 2012
Just Bob · 16 June 2012
No, no... there wasn't any "Jurassic"! That's a lie of the devil. Or Darwin. Or somebody.
There was only Eden, down to the Flood. You know, when they rode triceratopses.
Damn, no matter how hard I try, I can't write stuff so stupid that AIGists wouldn't believe it.
Dave Luckett · 16 June 2012
Dave Luckett · 17 June 2012
Kevin B · 17 June 2012
harold · 17 June 2012
SLC · 17 June 2012
Dave Luckett · 17 June 2012
Perhaps, although for incapacity I'd put him a long way behind Generals Haig, Gough, Townsend, O'Connor, Percival, Chelmsford, Gordon and Buller, to name but a few from the British Army alone. And if Lee is to be excoriated for sending in massed foot (after a bombardment) against a low ridge held by fortified infantry and artillery equipped with black-powder muzzle-loaders, what is to be be said about Haig, who did it not once but at least four times, but on an incomparably larger scale, and against magazine-fed repeating rifles, efficient breach-loading rifled artillery, machine guns and barbed wire?
And yet, it is now fashionable to exonerate Haig, usually on the grounds that he was doing all he knew. Garbage. Repellent, disgusting revisionist filth. The man should have been retired in 1915, so he need not have been court-martialled in 1916, so he need not have been shot in 1917, which he bloody well ought to have been.
Every general, even the best of them, has off days, and those days cost unthinkably hideous amounts of blood and suffering. Douglas MacArthur did. Bernard Law Montgomery did. Dwight D Eisenhower did. Omar Bradley did. Marlborough did. Wellington did. Pershing did. Grant did. Napoleon did. Caesar and Belisarius and Hannibal, too. Even Alexander. And so did Lee.
Maybe Lee does not deserve to be in the company of the greats. Sure, he's not up there with Alexander or Napoleon. Maybe not Wellington, either, or even George Patton. But if we are to use terms like "megalomaniac" for Lee, what are we to call, say, George Armstrong Custer or "Chinese" Gordon? Or, from my own country's inventory, Thomas Blamey?
https://me.yahoo.com/a/hVRHCnZug_xllssnKFJTN4zOUQGXHwN4#7215b · 18 June 2012
RM · 18 June 2012
I infer from the first entry of this thread that fire-breathing dragons are really dinosaurs. A late occurrence of such a dinosaur is the one killed by Saint George. Wikipedia tells that Saint George died in the year 303. Dinosaurs must therefore have existed at about that time.
Still later dinosaur observations are of course possible if one assumes that a medieval artist like Bernt Notke (1440-1509) used a living or at least recently dead model for hia realistic sculpture of the dinosaur being killed by Saint George. You may see it in the Great Church (Storkyrkan) of Stockholm.
Scott F · 18 June 2012
apokryltaros · 18 June 2012
apokryltaros · 19 June 2012
Henry J · 19 June 2012
diogeneslamp0 · 20 June 2012
RM · 20 June 2012
diogeneslamp0 · 20 June 2012
So is RM a Poe?
RM · 20 June 2012
Matt Young · 20 June 2012
Our resident Canadian YEC is not banned, but he is restricted to cogent comments, and so far he has failed to comply.
DS · 20 June 2012
Henry J · 21 June 2012
thedispersalofdarwin · 24 June 2012
A few years ago I blogged about a children's book on creationism (by Duane Gish) that featured a fire-breathing Parasaurolophus:
http://thedispersalofdarwin.wordpress.com/2009/08/28/dinosaurs-by-design-thrift-store-treasure/
- Michael Barton
David Orr also blogged about this same book, using my photos:
http://chasmosaurs.blogspot.com/2010/10/vintage-dinosaur-art-gishosaurs.html
https://me.yahoo.com/a/n2WhMtEQrvsReG10Z0oryyrwcalqfxDNMct2#93ec7 · 27 June 2012
I wouldn't be overly surprised if we did discover a dinosaur could breathe fire or something burning/scaldingly similar. Nature has produced some remarkable bits of WTF engineering. I would be quite surprised however if said dinosaur, or any dinosaur*, survived the tens of millions of years needed to then be noted by people and passed into legend.
*Not including avians of course.
--dan